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Dominic Chambers · **08-11-2015, 10:21 PM**

"Let me start this by repeating, for what feels like the hundredth time, that Christopher Isles is an idiot.

"Just want to make sure that's established before I go any further.

"Now, whatever apologists the guy has might be wonderin' just how I came to that conclusion. Y'know, what evidence I have that proves he's an idiot.

"Evidence of course bein' the thing most people provide when they make claims, but Chris obviously feels he's above for reasons unbeknownst to me though let me get into the meat of what he said to me in order to show y'all what I mean.

"Let's get a running list of things Chris doesn't understand to make this simpler.

"The meaning of sentences. See, he got all hung up on how I said Pete came back into the place that killed him, claimin' he didn't leave. So, let me make this clearer for ya, and not use any words in any way that might slip ya up. You're right. He didn't quit. That was exactly the point I was tryin' to make. Thank ya for confirmin' what I already said, but ya can't really try and turn that around on me.

"You proved me right. He walked right back into the arena he was scheduled to fight in the next time he was scheduled to fight, which I doubt your pansy ass would have the balls to do. But wait, there's more to the stupid shit he said regardin' this.

"Get this, according to Chris' own words, Peter Gilmour is the person that everyone thinks about when they hear about our fed. Which makes him a bigger star than Chris, and he does it in spite of losing quite a bit. Hell, I don't even need to defend Pete at this point, Chris is doing all the work for me. Peter Gilmour, the name synonymous with the XWF and Christopher Isles, the fucking idiot who can't seem to come up with anything nearly as clever as he thinks it is, which hey, is something people associate with Peter Gilmour himself!

"Does this mean that Christopher Isles is the less successful, knock off version of Peter Gilmour? Who knows, man.

"It does help prove he's a fucking idiot though. That's for sure.

"Also, another thing about this Chris. Shock paddles ain't some magic cure for death, don't know if you knew that or not so yeah, Gilly did his part in beatin' death.

"Item number two on the list of things Christopher Isles doesn't understand, The Meaning of Sentences, again. Sorry for the redundancy, but he just doesn't get it.

"Let me explain to you just how talkin' down to Peter for being raped, killed, castrated, and what have ya is boostin' him up again.

"The man's been killed. We established that Death couldn't keep the fucker down.

"The man's been raped. He then beat his rapist multiple times in wrestling matches.

"The man's been castrated. All of these things have happened because of his employment here, in the XWF.

"Hell we can add another one, he got his fucking ear bitten off! Any more embarrassing things happen to Gilly, that haven't made him quit.

"The man doesn't have to accomplish anything, the man's a certified badass for not tucking tail and running away like a buncha weaker men would've done. Like you would've done had you been in his shoes. If that's pulling a 'no you' you're damn right I am but I'm guessing it's just on you being an idiot. Seems pretty likely, given your track record.

"Item number three on the list of things Christopher Isles doesn't understand, the rules of wrestling matches and how they differ between a tag match and a triple threat.

"See, ya fucking idiot, I wasn't even referring to me when I mentioned them new circumstances as much as I was pointing out the painfully obvious, that this ain't no triple threat. That this is a tag match and, as someone who's, again in his own words, trained himself for this sport years in advance, you'd think he'd know this. But no, he's gonna walk right into this match with the same gameplan he had in the triple threat where he didn't even pin Peter. I know I know, a win's a win but ya can't be holdin' a victory over someone when ya pinned someone who ain't in this match.

"New circumstances.

"Didn't say shit about bringing anything new to the table in regards to my fighting style.

"For someone who don't like when words are put into your mouth ya sure do like to do it to others, don't ya?

"Item four, his contract. My contract. Everybody's contract.

"We aren't required to film ourselves doin' shit. I read my contract, unlike you apparently, and there wasn't a single mention of havin' to record these things. You wanna know why there was no mention?

"Because that's stupid.

"Why would management want to provoke blood feuds, especially considering the fact that a lot of people employed are not strangers to outright murder?

"Answer, they wouldn't, and they don't.

"Between injuries makin' people unable to work, the lawsuits, and about a dozen other headaches that would hurt business, the costs outweigh the benefits in every single category.

"You like this game. You aren't very good at it, but ya like it. Just admit it, stop tryin' to justify it because there ain't no justification that works.

"Item five, this is a two-fer. The meaning of sentences and how to prove something as fact.

"First off, he outright misinterprets me saying these little exchanges are meaningless, which they are, and saying wit in any capacity is meaningless. Also, that I think wit only applies to talking. It doesn't, but if you lack any kind of wit when it comes to talking, odds are good you don't have an ounce of wit in ya at all. I'm calling you witless, just so you get it for sure.

"Onto proving shit as fact, see he likes to call me an alcoholic but when I asked him to point out where he got that idea, he suddenly fell silent. Can't say anything about that point because he ain't got shit other than the vague hope I wouldn't call him on it. Nope. I still want your proof ya fuckin' idiot. Of course ya won't provide any because you ain't got any.

"Also, he doesn't understand why I don't mention when Peter says stupid things. Because, he ain't up in my face acting all smug. He ain't talkin' shit to me like he knows who I am or what I stand for. He ain't the idiot claiming I'm an alcoholic.

"You have. You're the one who's been making shit personal.

"Not Peter.

"Is that concise enough for ya to understand?

"Item number whatever it doesn't matter at this point since it's the meaning of sentences again.

"Yeah, it's most of this list but he really doesn't understand that shit.

"Like, first of all, and you should know this as someone who's trained for this years in advance, it doesn't matter if someone ain't around anymore. That don't erase a loss like you hope it would. Ya still lost.

"And also, just so ya know, of course them situations aren't identical. Though you're so dumb, I bet if the situation was identical you'd still be acting like it wasn't.

"The point is that anyone can beat anyone on any given night.

"Again, I've had one foot in the door here for about 20 minutes and I know this. What's your fuckin' excuse?

"And also, not understanding shit don't make ya stupid.

"Being a fucking arrogant, smug piece of shit who can't make a valid point to save his life and is allergic to providing evidence for anything he says even when facing someone who's more than willing to call ya on it makes you stupid.

"I'm pretty sure I made this point last time but as for why I feel the need to respond if I don't think it's worth anything?

"Because where I'm from you don't let anyone, especially not some dumb motherfucker, get away with talking shit and since it still feels like forever until we meet in the ring, this has to do.

"Lastly, puff out your chest as much as ya want man. It doesn't faze me.

"I'm not gonna flex back. I know what I can and can't do. I ain't some insecure little shit.

"I ain't you.

"And the only thing Davids said that could even be considered a shot at me is that my daddy issues don't have shit on his.

"Didn't know poor familial relations were some kind of competition but sure, whatever Steve. You win.

"Does that make you feel better about your life? I hope, for your sake.

"You're right though. I don't have any real issue with you, whatever the hell the little daddy issues outburst withstanding and you're also right that I really want Isles. But, I want to win this match. If that means we don't meet in the ring, I ain't gonna provoke a fight but if we're the legal men, then we'll have to go at it.

"No hard feelings, though."

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