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~~Rain~~ · **08-06-2015, 06:46 AM**

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=13719 -- 7.20.14 (Tourniquet)

--roll the clip--

[And just so ya know? I began this promo without making any of those references, and then I thought about what you would think. And yes, that just came to me. Take this whole thing for whatever you wish. But I know it as the truth. It came to my head, and it became this. Because this is what you did to me. You'll say it was some kinda plan, I don't go into these things with a plan. I never have. Not in thirteen years, the ideas come to me, and I bring them to life. I turn the camera on, and I let loose. Some times it's bright. Some times it ain't. You can doubt all you want. But I'm gonna do my damndest to prove you wrong. And yes, this is a 'pipebomb', whatever you wanna call it. But that's what this fragment of a man named 'Reeve' was.]

[I've always free-flowed, but when I do so as Kruz? It's not with shades of grey, it's not with pastels or neons. It's one color. And you know what it is. You can misconstrue all of this however you wish. But it is what it is. If I get in trouble for this? Fine. If not? 7-4-14 is coming within a handful of hours. Either check the tape, or don't. I'm not ending this on a joke, I'm not ending this on a metaphor. I'm letting that tape do all my talking for me.]

[Image: vampiro.jpg]

Nothing,. I look out into a sea of 'stars' and what do I find? A barren, soulless canyon of lost talent and a void of passion. You people are pathetic, and even that doesn't properly describe the lot of you. Last year, I broke out into a shoot`on this company. Many of you are new, so of course you're ignorant to that fact, but that just suits you perfectly doesn't it? You're all ignorant, just like those who believe I'm Reeve. Just for your info, Reeve borrowed my name in the mid 2Ks. He wanted to reach into the darkest depths of his soul and what he found staring back at him was me. The darkest ruins of a man's mind hides the truth. The truth he's too afraid to show the world.

I AM that Truth.

Everything I've been doing since I first graced the XWF airwaves has led to this moment. I need to feed. The pickings are slim here, but I know with "talent" like this it won't take very long before I've devoured the lot of you. I'm a lion unleashedd and with these claws I will shred skin, tear apart flesh and cover the ring with every last one of you bastards' blood. And each week, as I've been trying to, I will issue a challenge. I could take on five of you at a time, every show, and be done with it, but where's the fun in that? I have a fury encapsulated within my core, and I use your hate, my anger, and a mixture of my foe's plentiful weaknesses and my plethora of strengths to build a bridge to victory.

That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight.
I'm losing my religion.

//maybe i'll save the world tomorrow
but right now your time is borrowed\\

--every whisper. every waking hour---

Dick E. · **08-06-2015, 06:54 AM**

"Does anyone have a

-to-English dictionary? This shit doesn't make a goddamn lick of sense."

~~Rain~~ · **08-06-2015, 07:01 AM**

Kruz: English to Mongloid --

XWF is teeming with non-talent such as yourself
I wish to make a statement by obliterating them.

Good enough for you, Lieutenant Dan?

--K--

Dick E. · (03-12-2018)

"Am I on Candid Camera? Am I Charlie Brown and you're Mrs. Donovan? I can't understand a goddamn thing you're saying. Could you maybe draw a picture of what you're trying to say, little fella?"

~~Rain~~ · **08-06-2015, 08:08 AM**

K: You're a rip-off of a movie character that's been ripped off more often than Frodo goes down on little boys.

K: Stew on that one for a bit.

Dick E. · **08-06-2015, 08:33 AM**

Frodos <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> friend Said:: blippity bleep bloop gargle gargle feed me semen Frodo rainbows Bruce Jenner.

: dildos in earholes.

"See what I mean? Other than you professing your undying love for Frodo and his sweaty asshole, it just doesn't make sense."

~~Rain~~ · **08-06-2015, 09:20 AM**

K: As I said, the fed is a hollow shell of what it once was under the guidance of Jonathyn Brown. So, I'm throwing out a weekly challenge to see who accepts, just to shake out the rust I've gained from being away from the ring for a while. These guys are like glorified punching bags. And if you're not looking for a fight, I suggest you look elsewhere, or the next film hitting the big screen might be 'Saving Private Tickler' and trust me... it won't have a happy ending. 'Least not for you.

--tbc--

Dick E. · **08-06-2015, 09:30 AM**

"SPEAK ENGLISH

. Christ almighty, how about instead of standing around like an idiot jabberjawing about not being as talented as Frodo, why don't you call someone out for a fight or something? Shit, this ain't a soap opera."

Mr Killjoy · **08-06-2015, 09:32 AM**

No talent?

Adjusts title.

Clearly you haven't been paying much attention.What I notice you HAVE been doing however, is running your mouth without any indication of backing up the blank statements you've been throwing around like confetti. So my question to you is, are you actually willing to back up your holier-than-thou bravado and get into the ring and do your talking inside there, or are you going to continue to be a worthless gnat scurrying around backstage doing, saying and being nothing of great importance?

~~Rain~~ · **08-06-2015, 10:21 AM**

K: First of all Tickler, that's exactly what I'm doing. That's the whole point of my weekly challenge. Of course, you're an old, washed up, pruny geezer with a dollar store hearing aid so I'll make it easy for you; I want to see who's 'got it' around here, thus the challenge. Now get out before your arthritis acts up again. BTW, are you Frodo's new lover or what? Never thought he'd be the type to be into guys/gals twice his age, but to each their own...

K: And Dominance, first of all... am I seriously supposed to call you that, or is it 'MD', though that would have some people mistake you for a doctor, especially the invalids around here. The only "doctor" I know of here is Dim, and he clearly got his Dentistry Doctorate out of the 42nd box of Cracker Jacks. If nothing else, that shows determination I suppose...

K: But nevertheless, as I told Dick, this is an open challenge I'll be issuing weekly. Got the cajones? Step up. Otherwise? Step off.

--tbc--

Mr Killjoy · **08-06-2015, 10:37 AM**

(08-06-2015, 10:21 AM)Reeve Alexandra Gordon Said: K: First of all Tickler, that's exactly what I'm doing. That's the whole point of my weekly challenge. Of course, you're an old, washed up, pruny geezer with a dollar store hearing aid so I'll make it easy for you; I want to see who's 'got it' around here, thus the challenge. Now get out before your arthritis acts up again. BTW, are you Frodo's new lover or what? Never thought he'd be the type to be into guys/gals twice his age, but to each their own...

K: And Dominance, first of all... am I seriously supposed to call you that, or is it 'MD', though that would have some people mistake you for a doctor, especially the invalids around here. The only "doctor" I know of here is Dim, and he clearly got his Dentistry Doctorate out of the 42nd box of Cracker Jacks. If nothing else, that shows determination I suppose...

K: But nevertheless, as I told Dick, this is an open challenge I'll be issuing weekly. Got the cajones? Step up. Otherwise? Step off.

--tbc--

First off, the names Trax, Mr Dominance is simply my nickname, if you HAD been paying attention you'd know that, so thanks for confirming you haven't been.

Secondly, Dimallisher is a "Professor" not a "Doctor", he has a PHD in being a sore loser and getting his ass kicked by yours truly, hence the reason I'm currently your reigning defending X-Treme Champion.There you go again, not paying attention.

Thirdly and finally, I'll gladly fight you, however I have plans for both the 17th and 19th editions of Madness and Warfare, however, I'm currently not booked and free to wrestle on the upcoming 12th edition of Wednesday Warfare, so if YOU have the cajones, fight me there, if not, your ass kicking will have to be post-poned to a later date child.

OOC: Just remembered I won't be able to, I don't mind accepting your open challenge on a later date still.

**08-07-2015, 10:38 AM**

"He was decapitated like three times already. Fucker won't stay dead. And, he actually was told by Paul Heyman multiple times that he's not allowed on Madness. Dunno if that still applies with Heyman gone or not. But, he did try and opt in for matches, Paul just flat out refused to work with him."

~~Rain~~ · **08-07-2015, 05:16 PM**

1) This WAS a Kruzifix convo, so those targeting should have been aiming elsewhere.

2) Kruz has taken a temporary leave of absence, so now I've taken over his spot.

3) I was beheaded ONCE, in 2013, by Miss Alexandra Fucking Callaway

4) When I was ressurected, I had the ability to morph, and I nearly defeated Frodo as The Big Show.

5) I now realize how humiliating that defeat was. I'm focusing on changing the way I'm perceived.

6) I haven't won here yet. This is a known fact. What isn't is that I've been in this business for close to 15 years now. Haven't won yet? I'm still a bit rusty. Give it time.

7) Paul sent me an e-mail, detailing my unbanning from that program. I'll gladly take on anyone on any show.

8) My mother, Martyr, is the one that gave me the ability to transform, as she is a witch, just like Ally-Cat. But the gift was only temporary. When I've shown my ability to her, I hope to regain that skill, but till then, this is my lone form. Just so everyone knows who to look for when they think I'm a stepping stone. Because I can assure you--

iAm not.

--tbc--

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-07-2015, 10:54 PM**

"You didn't almost beat me. Not even close to almost beating me. You weren't in the same country as beating me. You also were beheaded by my nigga Dean at Relentless."

~~Rain~~ · **08-08-2015, 02:58 AM**

Never said I beat you. Simply mentiond that the loss was humiliating, given the transformation's size compared to yours. Also, I'll repeat this one last time.

I'm not Axl Voorhees [his real name, and a long-time friend of mine, R.I.P.]
I'm not Krucifix, Jack Hoff, and I'm no longer known as raYne.

The name's Reeve "Fucking" Gordon. But you can call me 'Papi'

--wink--

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