(08-01-2015, 09:27 PM)Maverick Said: "Ah. Fucking jobbers. You just gotta love some of the antics they find themselves in."

You. You were in the god damned Black Hand. You fucking reek of it.

Your title reign just got a whole lot less fun, shitberg. Call your old man to come pick you up before I run you through a fucking meat grinder.

Roman, the people are the backbone of this country. All of them, not the ones who only provide services to spoiled rich boys. Welcome to the XWF, stud, you'd best be ready to earn something of value here. If you believe Frodo sold you anything other than a urinal cake that he and a bunch of homeless dudes had a circle jerk around then left to sit out in a cooler full of Draino and dead rats for a month, you might want to go home and rethink your life. The Brick Squad just lost their Tag Team Championships for using drugs.

Speaking of which, Frodo, do you happen to have some system cleaner?

(08-01-2015, 11:38 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

(08-01-2015, 09:27 PM)Maverick Said: "Ah. Fucking jobbers. You just gotta love some of the antics they find themselves in."

You. You were in the god damned Black Hand. You fucking reek of it.

Your title reign just got a whole lot less fun, shitberg. Call your old man to come pick you up before I run you through a fucking meat grinder.

"Yes, Mister Bourbon. I was indeed in the Black Hand. But don't make assumptions."

Maverick looks to the side, lost in thought. His eyes are blazing with fury, though those flames are partially put out with the rain of sorrow.

"It's not like I even did anything in there. Right when Scully and I won the Tag titles, Pest interrupted our celebration... he forced us to join him, to be a part of the Black Hand. You, first- hand, have experienced his wrath. You know Pest isn't one to be normally trifled with..."

"Normally."

Mav now looks back right at Bourbon, his eyes unwavering.

"Bourbon, help me and I can help you. We both hate Pest. He killed your brother and burned your house down. He made my tag partner betray me, costed me a match, and humiliated me on live television. You have every right to not trust me, but please, I can't stop wanting to think about caving Pest's scull in, and I'm sure you're in the same boat as me."

Trax is observing all this commotion when Extreme Machine comes up to him with what looks like a Metal Detector. Trax looks at the device then at EM skeptically.


Is that...is that a metal detector? Why do you have a metal detector?


Its not a metal detector, its an autism detector.



Autism?


Yup.


You have...an AUTISM....detector?



Yup.


Why would you want an Autism Detector?


Why WOULDN'T I want an Autism Detector?


Um...


Look brah check this shit out.


EM points the device in the direction of the gathered wrestlers, more specifically in the direction of CJ Sharpe.EM presses a button on the device and immediately the device starts shaking violently making loud erratic buzzing noises


Whats going on with that thing!?



Its...ITS OUT OF CONTROL! THERES TOO MUCH AUTISM AROUND HERE! ITS OVERLOADING! ITS GOING TO BLOW!


Trax ducks as EM throws the device over his head, it hits a wall and upon impact blows to smithereens sending chunks of metal and wiring flying everywhere. EM wipes sweat off his brow.


Cheez, that was fucking close.


Lets just get away from here and leave these guys to it.


EM and Trax back away fastly down the hallway.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

I don't have autism...

Morbid Angel!

CJ puts on his mask and walks away..

Have fun.. Fuck you all.. He has his middle fingers up as he walks away..

Morbid Angel!

(08-02-2015, 12:27 PM)CjSharpe Said: CJ puts on his mask and walks away..

Have fun.. Fuck you all.. He has his middle fingers up as he walks away..

"Quick, where's my salt shaker? This guy is being salty as fuck right now."

CJ yells from a distance "Fuck you in particular Maverick!"

Morbid Angel!

The salt is real right now......CJ I've been to events where Maverick was fighting from his early days here, he could've destroyed you then

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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I know I'm not that good.. Yet! I will get better!

Morbid Angel!

Damnit! First Darren has my Shinebox match idea, and now I see that someone has wound up with my Autism Detector!