Greetings, XWF. You probably don't know me, unless you happened to catch a certain video up~ nevermind. I'm going to keep this short.

You can call me Lady Luck.

I'm here for you.

All you have to do is ask.

❤XOXO❤

If you are interested in the managing job.. Just message me.... ?

Morbid Angel!

Ill let ya wash dishes and clean my dick with yer mouth every night bitch

I hate people who look different

and if u dont like it then u can leave                                                                                   

How about you do yourself a favor and drink a tall glass of Shut the FUCK up!

Morbid Angel!

(07-30-2015, 09:20 PM)Dim The Professer of Insanety Said: Ill let ya wash dishes and clean my dick with yer mouth every night bitch

That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard from someone born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Granted, it's also the only thing so, not really much of an accomplishment.

❤XOXO❤

Miss Luck, meet our reisdent dumbfuck Dim, I hope he ends up somewhere in Africa being hunted by a tribe of cannibals.

(07-31-2015, 11:27 AM)Tommy Wish Said: Miss Luck, meet our reisdent dumbfuck Dim, I hope he ends up somewhere in Africa being hunted by a tribe of cannibals.

Geez. Whaddya got against cannibals?

SUCK MY DICK BITCH!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Well, now I've heard two things from people born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

I think Dim's is still sweeter.

Stick to your Hooked on Phonics lessons Peter.

❤XOXO❤

I do you waggle bagga?

I don't even under~ what?

Did I hear you right?

What?

I was welcoming you and letting you know that these other guys are crazy and to pay no attention to them.

I'm not crazy, man, c'mon. I beat up the crazies. I'm not a lick at all like 'em.

Hi, Lady. Sorry I was kind of a douche earlier and forgot to say hello, I was kinda busy thinking of Dim's perfectly rounded easter egg head boiling in a cannibal's pot.

Im crazy but im a different type of crazy!

Morbid Angel!

(07-31-2015, 06:17 PM)CjSharpe Said: Im crazy but im a different type of crazy!

I have an extreme personality. What's your brand?

I am hardcore.. I am willing to do any match anytime... With anybody! You know what I mean?

Morbid Angel!

(07-31-2015, 04:08 PM)Lady Luck Said: Well, now I've heard two things from people born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

I think Dim's is still sweeter.

Stick to your Hooked on Phonics lessons Peter.

❤XOXO❤

your loss whore

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

yEAH wHORE! You're lost! Booooom! Exploitions

(07-31-2015, 07:36 PM)CjSharpe Said: I am hardcore.. I am willing to do any match anytime... With anybody! You know what I mean?

You might want to be more specific. I'm not sure if you just want to become street pizza in the squared circle or you're just pansexual.

Thank you Shane, it seems I did mishear you. For some reason the first time it sounded like you were doing an impression of the adults from the Charlie Brown cartoons. I'm sure that says something about me, and it isn't very flattering.

Robbie, I'd say a large man in a mask isn't synonymous with mental stability, at least not from my point of view. Then again, I dropped out of Law School to be a professional wrestling valet so I guess I shouldn't be throwing stones.

CJ, umm... okay.

Peter, I assure you I'm not the one losing out on anything here.

And lastly, Dong. I think you have shit on your nose. I'm also pretty certain you don't care that you do, but I feel the need to point it out.

❤XOXO❤

........

Morbid Angel!

Having a little trouble getting the lady's attention, CJ?

Dude, I have no idea what that feels like... can you describe it for me?

Pssshhhh I ain't trying to get her attention.... I could care less! Honestly I've seen better...

Morbid Angel!

"Hmph. Interesting."

It's that sad moment you realize I am one of the most sane people here, welcome to xwf. I hope you don't find the apes here to be too offensive, most of them don't know how to talk politely and don't mean any harm by it

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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She is Tommy Wish's manager...

Morbid Angel!

(08-01-2015, 10:15 AM)CjSharpe Said: She is Tommy Wish's manager...

Not exactly brah, i have slight feeling that would quickly turn it down. So unless she obliges to that idea, i highly doubt she would be interested into it.

Oh she already has a client... I thought it was you.. Sorry...

Morbid Angel!

Go to subway! I'm about to go get me a meatball marinara sandwich! Mmmm

Morbid Angel!

(08-01-2015, 10:14 AM)Lux Lyden Said: "Those who can't wrestle, become valets and managers. True story. For every company except this one, I'd wager. So you're in for a treat. Can't wait to see the train wreck....er, uh....I mean, yeah I'll just stick with train wreck. You don't look like you'd take much before massive blood loss, broken bones and possible comas, were induced. Best of luck to you though, Lady Luck. Huh, I bet you never thought you'd hear that one? Or maybe you did, I can't surmise I know what you'd be thinking. Especially since you came here to take up the occupation of...valet. Which sounds like insanity to me, but what do I know? I'm just the new guy."

It's probably a good thing that sounds like insanity to you, because I'm completely and utterly insane.

An absolute nutter.

And you're right. I can't wrestle. My body just isn't built for the abuse that comes with being a wrestler.

Hence, valet, manager, whichever you want to call it. Because honestly, if someone's willing to take their eyes off the person they're fighting in order to attack the manager, they're an idiot. Full stop. Even seeing some of the astonishing displays of stupidity that I have around here, I don't think anyone I've encountered is capable of such an extreme feat of mental midgetry.

Then again, people do seem to sink to new lows everyday.

So, yeah, complete insanity.

For what it's worth, you're an interesting one. Plus, you seem to have a fully functioning brain which is refreshing to see. Maybe it's the gift of being the new guy. Haven't suffered any blows to the head yet.

❤XOXO❤

I have a feeling that Lux and Luck are like bickering spouses in the movies. Now I just imagining the idea of them being the Bonnie and Clyde in here with how they are acting here.

Wait so who is your client?

Morbid Angel!

Luck if you wish to keep yourself from getting hurt my best advice would be if the person you are managing is fighting Gilmour, Morbid Angel, or Dim(unless Dim is the guy you are managing) I would not come out to ringside for those matches

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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(08-01-2015, 11:59 AM)CjSharpe Said: Wait so who is your client?

That is for me to know and for you to find out.

❤XOXO❤

"Hm. Yes. You seem... interesting, Miss Luck. Should I ever need a manager or a valet... well, I suppose there's one to keep in mind now."

You're funny.

Not intentionally, I'm sure you were being dead serious it's just that it's so hard to take anything you say seriously.

Though, it is odd that I've attracted the attention of not one, but two pedophiles. Are there any more of you here that I should know about?

❤XOXO❤

(08-02-2015, 02:09 PM)Lady Luck Said: You're funny.

Not intentionally, I'm sure you were being dead serious it's just that it's so hard to take anything you say seriously.

Though, it is odd that I've attracted the attention of not one, but two pedophiles. Are there any more of you here that I should know about?

❤XOXO❤

"Mm, for the most part, I'd wager your just fine, unless Hank Lane randomly decides to return-- again."

"Also, be wary of Darren Dangerous should you ever meet him. One look at you, and well... he may just obsess over you."

You never answered my question, so let me ask again.

Are you flirting or acknowledging a potential business partnership?

Both?

Whatever the case me be, I still have my eye on you.

❤XOXO❤

(08-02-2015, 05:31 PM)Lady Luck Said: You never answered my question, so let me ask again.

Are you flirting or acknowledging a potential business partnership?

Both?

Whatever the case me be, I still have my eye on you.

❤XOXO❤

"Let me put it to you this way--"

"It is whatever you wish it to be."

(08-02-2015, 02:09 PM)Lady Luck Said: You're funny.

Not intentionally, I'm sure you were being dead serious it's just that it's so hard to take anything you say seriously.

Though, it is odd that I've attracted the attention of not one, but two pedophiles. Are there any more of you here that I should know about?

❤XOXO❤

Grandma I know you didn't just play the pedo card. C'mon already, do you even know the meaning of the word? It means someone who feather plucks little twinks who are under age. All I did was comment on the undeniable truth before all our eyes; you took the 'grass is greener on the other side of the hill' saying so literally that you've been over that sonovabitch more times than Jack jumped over the candle stick.

What's with all the hugs and kisses? You gonna try and pinch my cheek next, granny skeletor? Teeheehee