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Tommy Wish · **07-05-2015, 02:08 PM**

[The scene opens up to a live audience somewhere in Germany and we see a man who looks like Jimmy Falon, but with with a gotee longer down to his chest wearing nothing but Suit jacket and track pants with athletic sneakers. He enters the room with the small audience clapping for him as he opens the show.]

Malulu: This is the Malulu show, a show that has nothing to do with affiliated networks of the american Talk shows in Siberia!

[Fans are pretty quiet as he sits down near his desk drinking strong Vodka.]

Malulu: Well to cut down on the bullshit, we have an special guest who has flown to Germany from America...give it up for Tommy Wish!

[Then we hear some obscure German lyrics as he enters the studio with the audience barely clapping for him as he sit on the couch. Then Lulu starts to smile at the annoyed Tommy and processed this interview.]

Malulu: So what made you come down to lovely Germany?

Wish: Booze, Hookers, maybe some blow...

Malulu: Did you encounter a German Tranny?

[Then the audience started to "WHAT!" at that question Lulu just asked him.]

Wish: Well no, but I almost had an altercation at the airport. To cut it short, I was trying to get through the Airport security and my bags were confiscated by a manish man with Tamina Snkua features.

Malulu: Was she trying to pat you down in the private area?

Wish: I don't really know, all I remember was that my stuff was already inside the Taxi cab with someone calling my name in broken English.

[Then the camera pans one person laughing at the joke loudly that both men started to glare that person down.]

Malulu: Sorry for that interruption, they seem that you are funny.

Wish: What does that mean?

Malulu: You kinda stealing my spotlight, could you just tone it down down to lets say schalten Sie ihn bis!

[Wish then has a "WTF" look on his face after he just got cursed out by the interviewer.]

Malulu: Didn't mean to say it but, you know what...why are you down here in Germany in the first place?

Wish: Well I am down here to take on a guy named Fontanna, in a chain match in the Benz Arena.

[Then the audience then starts to warm up the place with some few claps as Tommy smiles at them.]

Malulu: What do you do in that type of match...it sounds like a gay porn with chains on your neck. Also, you do know that its all fake right?

[Tommy then looks at Lulu straight in the face as if he hand't herd that before.]

Wish: Yep it's more faker than your mother raising an incompetent son who can't tell a joke to save his life. Yeah I fuking know it is all shall I say, FÃ¤lschung zu einem Punkt.

Malulu: Whatever you Murican trash, you need to not go hard on me.

[Tommy got his bitch please look on his face, he grabs him on the Gotee and then smashes his head through the desk. Then he hits a HideYaFace on the concrete ground that knocked Malulu on the floor. Then he grabs a chain and wraps it around his neck and he quickly turn blue as strangles the host into an unconscious state. Then Tommy grabs a mic from the desk and starts to speak on the down host.]

Wish: Fuck you and this whole show, you can't even tell a joke and have to insult me like a punk bitch; i'm not the one to be playing that with. Not only this show's raised into the high ratings with me in it, I might consider doing to every host who steps out of line.

[Then he looks onto the camera with a mean glare that possibly could kill the camera man as he speaks.]

Wish: Sie sind eine verdammte Schlampe Mann... this is towards my opponent who's career will get cut short and will end up having to relocate to Germany to pay those doctors fee's once I am putting him into permanent zen mode for the rest of his natural existence.

[After that speech, the audicne then started to cheer on this mad man as the secuirty was pulling Tommy away from the host as the screen fades into a logo to the XWF.]

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