June 24th, 2015 Saint-Petersburg Sports and Concert Complex Петербургский Спортивно-Концертный Комплекс St. Petersburg, Russia Hank Lane - vs - Space Age Warrior As a welcome back present Hank Lane gets to choose the match type in his FIRST RP If no match type is chosen this match will be a Singles, One Fall Dick E. Tickler - vs - Eli James IV X-Treme Rules Abaddon - vs - Robbie Bourbon Singles, One Fall Christopher Isles - vs - DMX-Factor - vs - Peter Gilmour Triple Threat, One Fall Tag Team Championships Brick Squad "Lucky No. 7" Carson Waters & Flynn Andrew Cole-Ericson © - vs - Ghost Tank & Cain Tag Team Match, One Fall

Pyro explodes as drunken Russians roar in excitement.

JIM ROSS: "Hello ladies and gentleman! Welcome to Wednesday Night Warfare, I'm Jim Ross!"

BOBBY HEENAN: "And I'm Bobby 'Stalin 2.0' Heenan!"

JIM ROSS: "And we are live in St. Petersburg, Russia!"

BOBBY HEENAN: "We have a hell of a show tonight! From the promos from some guys this week, I wouldn't be surprised if Butch the bull makes an appearance."

JIM ROSS: "Could be Bobby, let's get started."

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Hank Lane - vs - Space Age Warrior TLC Match

Space Age Warrior starts in the ring.

Orion by Metallica plays

begins playing on the X-Tron as Hank 'Thunder' Lane makes his way towards the ring. He is wearing a long Satin robe with Thunder on the back of it in Diamonds. As he passes by the announcers table he grabs a mic from one of them and takes it into the ring with him.

Hank 'Thunder' Lane: Now I want ALL of you Fat, Disgusting, Out of shape worthless pieces of crap to close your eyes while I take my robe off! Your eyes don't deserve to gaze upon a body as fine as this!

He throws the mic down and takes his robe off. His Muscular body is glistened with sweat and shines under the light. He has on a pair of Black wrestling trunks with Thunder on the back of them. The crowd is a mixture of cheers and boos as he awaits his opponent.

The ref looks between the two and calls for the bell.

S.A.W stumbles towards the sexual god known as Hank Lane and is knocked back with an elbow, Space Age Warrior stays on his feet but is dazed. Hank Lane is unrelenting, first a short arm clothesline knocks Space down, Hank picks him back up with ease and drops him back down with a vicious piledriver!

Lane grabs the arm of S.A.W and drags him towards the corner, picking him up with ease and setting him up on the top turnbuckle!

JIM ROSS: "STORMY NIGHT!"

Hank crashes Space Age Warrior onto the mat with a beautiful top rope vertical suplex! He then goes back up top and poses to the crowd before leaping with a perfect frog splash! He covers Warrior and the ref goes for the count!


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TWO!

















THREE!!!!!

Hank Lane gets up as his music plays, he dusts off his hands and smiles proudly.

BOBBY HEENAN: "Not bad for a guy in his seventies."

JIM ROSS: "A great return for Hank 'Thunder' Lane!"

Frodo walks out to the top of the ramp, holding a microphone. He is looking very serious towards the ring, where he spots Hank Lane. HANK LANE!!

"Hey guys. Hank Lane is back. Which reminds me of a great joke. What's the difference between a mop bucket with Googly Eyes glued to it, and Hank Lane?

The mop bucket with googly eyes glued to it doesn't molest kids. Hank Lane does. Remember that when he's signing Autographs. Bye.

Frodo turns around and walks backstage and then out of the building. Because fuck this noise.

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Dick E. Tickler - vs - Eli James IV X-Treme Rules

Dick E. walks out like a boss

Read above.

Open by Hellblinki plays

The lights go out. The music starts to play... the lights come on very dim with a blue haze with fog smoke everywhere. Eli makes his way to the ring smiling and taking is precious time.. he's in no hurry.

The bell rings and Eli saunters over to Dick with a curious look on his face as if he was unsure of what to make of Dick E. Dick E smiles as he spins his wrist. They lock up and Eli just screams as he pushes Dick E back. Dick E places a hand on the ropes before looking up and down the rotund opposition.

Dick E charges forward, but Eli just levels him with a big boot. He grabs him by his white hair and begins slamming his head into the mat! Dick E is trying to stop it, but Eli looks incensed. Eli drags him to the corner and begins stomping a mudhole in the aged fighter.

The referee gets in between the two, but Eli just stares him down until he moves out of the way.

Dick E pulls himself to his feet and cold cocks Eli as the big man staggers backwards. Dick E gets into a boxing positon and strikes again. The large man is reeling from these nasty blows!

Dick E hits a third, but Eli just smiles. He dares Dick E to give him another. Dick E obliges, but Eli is now laughing maniacally! Dick E looks not even slightly deterred. Eli dares for another and Dick E rears back and nails an uppercut sending Eli sailing back on his backside! Dick E goes for the pinfall!

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NO! So close!

Eli his holding his jaw but still laughing. Dick E backs away but he looks a little irritated now. He grabs Eli and pulls him into a powerbomb positon, but Eli just flips him over and charges for a running elbow strike to the downed man. Eli stands over his downed adversary as he raises his arms in a joyous jubilee.

The referee is behind Eli as Dick E taps him in the junk with a flick of his wrist. Eli backs away bent over and Dick E decimates his jaw with a brutal left jab! Eli hits the ground and Dick E is now back up. He picks up Eli and nails a spinebuster on the larger man.

Both men are down and exhausted. Then both get up on opposite sides of the ring. Dick E charges Eli, but Eli catches him with…


THE BAPTISM UNTO DEATH!


The swinging slam destroys Dick E who seems absolutely exhausted. Eli smiles and begins laughing. Suddenly…


THE LIGHTS GO OUT!


The X-Tron comes to life showing Ethan Bird on the screen!

“Bow down, false-god.”

The lights come back on and Ethan is right behind Eli! Eli turns around and…


WORLD’S END!


That fisherman DDT destroys Eli! Ethan drags the limp arm of Dick E across the chest of Eli before waking up the apparently downed referee. He slowly crawls over for the count.

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THREE!

Ethan Bird smiles as Dick E’s music plays and he leaves the area.

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Abaddon - vs - Robbie Bourbon Singles, One Fall

Abaddon starts in the ring.

"My Body Glows" by Elby Brass

The horns of Elby Brass take over the arena as the lights dim. The X-Tron displays one image.


It changes to shots of Robbie Bourbon shadow boxing. Robbie walks out, eyes down and chin tucked, tilting his head back and forth in an effort to stretch his neck. Pyrotechnic fountains drizzle down on him as he raises his arms at 45 degree angles. He looks up and begins to make his way down to the ring, and grooving (as best can be described) his way down to the ring to the sounds of his own music. He casually glances on both sides of the aisle and banters with fans. He then climbs the ring by grabbing the top rope and planting one foot after another on the apron, and turns to view the entrance as more pyrotechnics go off with huge explosions. Robbie then keels backwards over the top rope into a hand stand, then gently rights himself onto his feet, and begins to stretch his legs. He faces the camera and again raises his arms at 45 degree angles.

The two glare at one another in the ring and the bell sounds.

The two dart towards one another and Robbie whips Abaddon into the ropes, Abaddon rebounds, and Bourbon catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Boubon grabs Abaddon's body on the ground, and puts him in the down position, on all fours.

BOURBON: Come on, perro!

As he hollers, he delivers a kick to Abaddon's ribs.

JIM ROSS: This is just wrong! Robbie Bourbon is showing no respect to Abaddon here.

BOURBON: Come on, CHIHUAHUA!

BOBBY HEENAN: He's treating him like a dog! Give him a Milk Bone, Rob!

Bourbon delivers another kick to Abaddon's ribs, sending Abaddon rolling to the edge of the ring right next to the ropes, and also near Lilith. Bourbon goes for a cover, and the referee dives to make the count. As he's diving, we see Bourbon actually place Abaddon's foot on the bottom rope.

BOBBY HEENAN: Come on, Robbie, you're cheating in the opposite direction right now!

JIM ROSS: I don't know, Brain, he seems to have a plan...




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3! WAIT! The referee sees the foot on the ropes and waves off the pin. Robbie stands up and starts to throw a fit, pointing at Lilith.

BOURBON: It was her! She put his foot on the damn rope!

The referee turns to Lilith, who is now up on the apron and screaming at the referee. As this happens, Robbie puts a foot on Abaddon's throat, all the while grinning at Lilith. He steps off in just the knick of time as the referee turns to look at him. The referee turns back, and signals that Lilith has been banned from ringside!

BOBBY HEENAN: That's the greatest thing I've ever seen! That man might just be the new brain!

Lilith debates a little longer with the ref, giving Robbie a few more seconds of foot to throat action. He then picks up Abaddon, lifts him for a Robbiebomb, and Robbiebombs him onto the floor in front of the announce team.

JIM ROSS: OH MY GOD!!!

Lilith finally leaves ringside, extremely frustrated. The referee turns and notices Abaddon on the outside, and finally begins the 10 count after a delay.

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Abaddon stirs

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But collapses! His back is fucked up!

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10!

The ref sounds for the bell and a barely touched Robbie Bourbon holds his arms up in victory as his theme plays!

JIM ROSS: "I was expecting more sadly."

BOBBY HEENAN: "We all were JR."

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Christopher Isles - vs - DMX-Factor - vs - Peter Gilmour Triple Threat, One Fall

DMX-Factor starts in the ring.

"Betrayal of Fate" by Goukisan plays

The arena dims a little while lights begin to flicker on and off randomly and "Betrayal of Fate" by Goukisan can be heard through the speakers. The crowd cheers for the men to enter through the curtain as smoke begins to rise from the entrance ramp. After ten seconds, Christopher and Dustin jump through the curtain, which gets the crowd cheering even louder. Christopher and Dustin look out to the crowd and smile, showcasing their teeth in the process. As Chris walks to the ring, Dustin pumps the crowd up by throwing up his arms and yelling "Come on! You can go louder!" every now and again to get them to cheer louder than they were, just to psyche up his friend/client for the match. He slaps the hands of the fans that have them outstretched. Not wanting to miss out on this, Dustin slaps a few hands on Chris' behalf.

Chris slides into the ring and climbs on top of the nearest turnbuckle. He looks out to that side of the crowd and raises his left arm as high as he can, contorting his fingers to make a rock and roll sign. Dustin and the crowd respond by clapping, whistling, who knows what else. After a few seconds of showing off his hand, he lowers his arm and hops off the turnbuckle. He rests at the corner he just hopped off from, waiting for the bell to ring.

"Sick Like Me" by In This Moment plays

The lights in the arena dim, then go to full black. We then hear the eerie sounds of a bell being tolled and then an explosion of fire emitting from the entrance ramp. The beginning of SICK LIKE ME by IN THIS MOMENT begins as the heavy guitar riffs kick in and red strobes dance around the stage. As soon as the verse kicks in, we see Peter Gilmour and his lovely queen Maria Brink #2 come out to the ramp. They smile at each other before going down the ramp hand in hand. Peter bobs his head to the song. They get in the ring together and Peter gets on the turnbuckle and throws up an "X" sign as pyro goes off above the ring. Peter hops down and hugs Maria as they wait his next victim.

As the bell sounds, Isles and DMX both start to close in on Peter Gilmour, who begins mouthing off at the two of them almost instantly. DMX and Isles look at one another and nod, before cutting off any type of escape route Gilmour may have, as they slowly but surely begin to creep up on him.

JIM ROSS: While it may not be the most honourable strategy, it is a very smart one. Take out the veteran, Peter Gilmour, and automatically have a better shot at winning the match.

BOBBY HEENAN: If they’re weren’t complete pussies, maybe they’d just get right into the action, a bit too much to ask for, I think.

Isles and DMX are almost right atop of Gilmour, but are surprised when Gilmour simply charges forward and clotheslines them both down, Isles is the first one back up to his feet, and he is clocked right in the jaw by an uppercut from Gilmour, he staggers backward and falls flat on his ass, as DMX takes advantage and gets Gilmour into a side headlock, he is thrown off almost immediately into the turnbuckle corner, DMX rebounds off it and he too receives a solid uppercut that rocks his jaw. He falls down into the turnbuckle corner, in a seated position, and soon Gilmour is laying the boots to him, landing a flurry of boots right into the chest. Gilmour smirks evilly as he continues to smash boot after boot into the chest of DMX, he finally stops and turns around, and receives a sharp kick into the mid-section from Isles, he clutches onto his gut and not a moment later he is knocked down with a European Uppercut from Isles. Gilmour rushes up to his feet like a bull, but is slapped back down yet another European Uppercut. This time, he is a little slower to get to his feet, and as he does, he is met with a sharp elbow from Isles, which slices across his forehead. A small cut forms after the elbow, and a steady trickle of blood begins to go down Gilmour’s face, Gilmour seems shocked and angered at the same time, he madly starts to rush toward Isles, but is tripped over by DMX, who successfully sweeps Gilmour to the floor, and begins to lay down his own beating on top of him. Isles drags DMX off of Gilmour, and lands a shockingly powerful front kick right into the nose of DMX, DMX’s head snaps backward and he flops down to the mat, spread eagle. Isles then leaps off of the canvas, extends his leg out, and slams it over the neck of Gilmour, executing a basic leg drop on him. Isles pushes himself up to his feet, and looks at his handiwork, nodding in satisfaction, as he begins to go back and forth between DMX and Gilmour, laying in a few successive boots to the two of them.

JIM ROSS: And finally, someone has taken control of this match!

Isles continues to kick the two men for around fifteen seconds, but as he goes for another kick, his foot is caught by the hands of DMX, who was his target. DMX cleanly sweeps Isles off his feet, and to the ground, which gives him enough time to get up to his own feet, ahead of Isles, who staggers up, DMX leaps up into the air and hits Isles with a standing dropkick. Gilmour is up to his feet now, and he eats a dropkick from DMX as well. DMX smirks as he looks down at both men, he lands a quick elbow drop right atop the throat of Gilmour, and then does the same to Isles. He then grabs Isles by the hair, and pulls him up to his feet, before locking him into a front facelock, dropping down, and planting him with a DDT. He hooks the leg right after hitting the DDT, the referee slides in to count the pinfall…

ONE!










TW-NO! Isles is able to kick out before the count of two.

DMX hops back up to his feet… and receives a hammer fist into the back of the skull, he staggers forward and drops down to his knees, as Peter Gilmour grabs him around the head with his forearm, lifts him up, and slams him stomach first into the canvas with an inverted suplex! He grins as he then harshly begins to pound away at DMX’s face, smashing his cheek bones, forehead, nose and jaw all at once. Once he is finished, DMX’s face crumples down into the canvas, as Gilmour gets up with blood on his hands… literally. To pay for his sins, he receives a springboard flying knee from Isles, which knocks him flat. Isles then expertly hits a standing moonsault on the floored Gilmour, and hooks the legs for the cover.

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TWO!

















THR-NO! Gilmour throws up the shoulder at two and a half.

DMX is seen staggering back up to his feet still clutching down onto his face painfully, Isles is already back up to his feet after pinning Gilmour, and swoops around DMX’s back, he locks him around the gut and lifts him up for a german suplex, but DMX is able to hook his leg behind Isles, and then wraps his own forearm around Isles head, he braces and then flips Isles over him! He throws Isles down to the canvas in front of him, and as Isles slowly staggers back up to his feet… hits him with a SUPERKICK! The superkick lands square on the jaw, Isles cranes down to the canvas, landing back first, spread eagle onto the floor. DMX quickly drops down over him, after hitting the surprise superkick! He rears his head back laughingly, as the referee begins to count the pinfall.

ONE!














TWO!












THR-NO! Gilmour breaks it up!

Gilmour picks DMX up with ease, and sets him up for what appears to be a suplex, except as he holds DMX in the air, he drops down to the canvas, and sends DMX’s head right down to the canvas! He lands the delayed brain buster, smashing DMX head first into the ground! DMX bounces violently of the canvas, as Gilmour decides to go for the pinfall!

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TWO!


















THR-NO! DMX wills himself to kick out of the pin at two!

JIM ROSS: Back and forth match-up here between three great competitors.

BOBBY HEENAN: Shit and more shit between three shit competitors.

JIM ROSS: Bobby, please don’t disrespect these guys.

BOBBY HEENAN: I’ll do what I want, Jim. Thank you very much.

Gilmour now has Isles in his grasp, and aggressively lifts him up onto his shoulders, he runs forward with Isles propped up, and falls down onto his own back, while smashing Isles hard into the canvas, landing the samoan drop with a bone crunching impact. He desperately hooks the leg of Isles, hoping it’ll all be over.




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TWO!






Broken up by DMX! DMX is looking angry now, as he lifts Gilmour up to his feet, he whips him into the ropes, and right as Gilmour comes back, DMX throws his leg up for another superkick…

But Gilmour throws up a Yakuza Kick of his own! His kick slams right into the face of DMX, but it doesn’t save him from being caught from the powerful superkick. Both DMX and Gilmour are caught in the exchange, and fall flat on their backs, straight into the canvas. Isles is the only one who seems to have his bearings at the moment, as he looks between both men, still unsure of exactly what to do.

Chris looks to Gilmour who rushes him for a spear but Isles counters with The Ides of March! (Double Arm DDT) Isles gets back up in time as DMX groggily gets to his feet and looks like he's suffered massive brain damage, Isles kicks DMX in the gut and it looks like Factor is sobbing a little as Isles grabs him.

JIM ROSS: "DEATH 2 U!!!"

Isles drops DMX with the Headlock Driver and hooks DMX's leg.

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THREE!!!!!

Isles gets to his knees throwing his arms in the air as the crowd cheers! His theme starts to play but is cut short.

The KKK members plus Dim come storming down the ramp at full force, ready to take out and humiliate DMX, and possibly even Christopher. He and Dustin see them running down quite fast for large men. Wasting very little time, he bounces off the ropes...

...and dives through them for a suicide dive! All of the KKK members are down!

Chris rolls up to his feet after diving through the ropes, eyeing Dim in the process. His friend/manager runs over to exaggerate how awesome that dive was. Chris and Dim stare at each other, looking to have some sort of high noon showdown. Dustin, wanting to make this more epic than a stare down between a and a douchebag could be, tempts Dim to make the first move by calling him a and telling him that there's no such thing as God. We can't really hear what he's saying, so we can assume it's along those lines.

Finally, Dim dashes at both men. He attempts to go for a spear, but Chris manages to dodge it in the nick of time.

Dustin, however, wasn't so lucky. He caught the full impact of the move and acts like a car just hit him and he wasn't knocked unconscious from the force of the landing. As Dim starts to stand up, Christopher instantly puts him in a headlock, trying to make sure the big man isn't going anywhere after he speared his best friend.

Chris rocks his leg back and...

...DEATH 2 U! Dim goes limp on impact!

Peter, not having any of this, slides out of the ring and prepares to clobber Christopher with an elbow drop to the back of the head. Christopher barely has enough time to notice this as the elbow floors him. Peter then picks him up to his feet with an arrogant smirk and pulls him away from Dim, getting ready to set up for Endgame. Before he can even set up for the move, Christopher pushes himself away from the fat man and takes a few steps back to catch a breather or two.

Peter instantly charges after Christopher as soon as the lankier man shakes some cobwebs out of his head. Chris sees Pete running towards him and...

...THE IDES OF MARCH! PETER LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE DIMALLISHER!

This takes a lot out of Christopher and it appears to have put Peter to sleep. Chris isn't even able to stand up at this point, as he just ends up sliding off of Peter and finds himself laying just beside Dustin. We then cut to the commentator's booth.

BOBBY HEENAN: "What the fuck!?"

JIM ROSS: "Well, I'm glad Dim finally had his comeuppance."

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Tag Team Championships Brick Squad "Lucky No. 7" Carson Waters & Flynn Andrew Cole-Ericson © - vs - The Jobbers Ghost Tank & Cain Tag Team Match, One Fall

Cain and Ghost Tank stand in the ring, back from commercial. For some reason they're wearing bright red shirts with the Star Trek Federation pin.

Donald Trump by Mac Miller plays

All the lights in the arena dim as the opening synth of Donald Trump by Mac Miller plays quietly. There’s a slow crescendo until the 13 second mark, when the lyrics kick in and the music blasts over the speakers and the lights begin flashing different colors and “Lucky No. 7” Carson Waters emerges, alongside his “managers” The Mysterious and Handsome Stranger and Miss Fortune, followed by a posse of about seven or eight dudes and dudettes to a massive roar of approval from the crowd. The ensemble makes their way to the ring, dancing and swaying to the music, except for TMaHS, who rolls his eyes and walks normally. At the ringside area, Carson takes off in a sprint around the ring to hype himself up before leaping up onto the apron. Chuckling, he makes his way to a set of turnbuckles and ascends it, raising both arms into the air and holding up seven fingers, a gesture the crowd mimics. He looks over his shoulder and does a backflip into the ring as golden pyro rains down over him.

Surf Wax America by Weezer plays

The opening riff of Surf Wax America hits the airwaves and Flynn comes out of the back. He stops at the top of the entry way and looks out at the adoring crowd before quickly making his way down the entry ramp. He slides into the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle. Once there he makes an X with his arms, by crossing them at the wrists. He smiles for the crowd as he awaits his opponent.

JIM ROSS: "Here we are folks, the main event, tag titles on the line!"

BOBBY HEENAN: "I'm gonna say this will last about ten seconds."

Flynn starts in the ring against Cain. Before the bell even sound Before Cain can start to climb those the lights go out and the arena is in complete darkness.

BOBBY HEENAN: What the hell!? Who the...

JIM ROSS: I can't see a thing..

The Titantron then lights up and this happens...



Familiar Sound :- Help... me ...

The Lights Dim for 6 seconds and we start seeing a mystery man in the ring ...



Bobby Heenan - Oh My God !

The Mystery Man goes eye to eye with cain, and he lifts up Ghost Tank and he starts to hold him close to him. ??? then goes, and he kisses the head of Tank, and he does 'End of the world' [sisterAbigail] on Him as the fans are shocked

JIM ROSS: BAH GAWD!! Who THE HELL IS THIS GUY??!?

BOBBY HEENAN: I'm Scared!

The Mystery man stands to his feet and looks at the 'Shocked' Cain laughing, and Before Cain makes any movement ... BANG ... he Big boots cain in the face. Cain falls to the mat, and 'The Man' looks on angry, and he heads to the outside of the ring, and he begins to throw a bunch of weapons into the ring as the fans Jeer like crazy.

BOBBY HEENAN: This is poor sportsmanship!

A chair, a garbage can, and kendo stick are in the ring. ??? then grabs the steel steps and he throws them in the ring. Cain rises to his feet, but ??? goes and he grabs the kendo stick, and nails the back of Cain 3 TIMES as Cain again dropped down to his knees, and The Mystery man bounces off the ropes and he hits a huge tackle to the 'Son of eden' as he goes down, and looks on, and he grabs him as he hits a 'end of the world'(sister Abigail) right onto the steel steps. The fans boo like crazy as The mistery man now looks on at the down Cain laughing like a maniac.

JIM ROSS: God-knows-who this guy is, but i can say that he is sick and twisted, And so damn dangerous. He took down the worlds 'Original murderor' like nothing...

The Lights Went off again as the 'mystery man' Nowhere to be seen as Warfare moves on ...

The bell finally sounds and Cain waddles over to Flynn, cool and cocky FACE kicks Cain in the gut and he vomits a little, gross. Immediately Flynn lifts Cain up and...

JIM ROSS: "Face The Music!!"

Flynn destroys Cain with the double pumphandle powerbomb lift into a cutter! He's about to go for the cover but Ghost Tank runs into the ring like a panting Bulldog, Carson jumps over the ropes and intercepts Tank with a single punch to the face! Tank falls on the ground kicking and screaming, Carson goes to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with grace.

BOBBY HEENAN: "Triple 7s!!!"

Flynn laughs and gives a thumbs up to Carson as they both pin their opponents, the ref shrugs and makes the counts.

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TWO!




















THREE!!!!!

JIM ROSS: "Brick Squad retain! Brick Squad retain!!"

BOBBY HEENAN: "Ten seconds! Fucking called it!"

Carson and Flynn celebrate in the ring, but the Brick Squad theme is interrupted, by Hastur and Abaddon running down the ramp. Brick Squad stand there ground in the ring as Hastur and Abaddon slide in and size up FACE and Waters. The four stare at one another for a moment and trade blows!

Punch after punch!

Eventually Hastur and Abaddon get the advantage and send Brick Squad packing, over the ropes and the two step back near the commentators. Hastur and Abaddon turn their attention to Cain and Ghost Tank on the ground and start to kick them down, driving their heads into the mat over and over again. Officials get in the ring but the two shrug them off! Beating every single person in the ring like an abused dog.

Hastur picks up Ghost Tank with some difficulty and drops him back down with 'Only Dreams Now!' Abaddon plucks up Cain and hits him with 'Nail in the Coffin!' The two already defeated wrestlers lay on the ground, blood pouring from them. Hastur and Abaddon looks towards one another and carry on kicking the two while they're down, Matthew Oaktree's theme starts to play as he enters the ramp, mic in hand.

"Well, well, well. Isn't it the guy who lost tonight with the guy who didn't compete tonight. Now, I love watching guys kick ass as much as the next guy, but there's a line between wrestling and assault, and you two have crossed it. Now, get the hell out of the ring!"

Hastur and Abaddon stay in the ring, staring at Oaktree. After a few seconds, Oaktree shakes his head and shouts 'Butch!' The Warfare bull gallops down to the ring with cheers from the crowd, he starts to circle the ring like a rabid land shark. Hastur and Abaddon laugh and take Cain and GT and throw them over the ropes, the red shirts catching the attention of Butch who begins to gore and maul the two. Hastur and Abaddon jump over the ropes and rush to Oaktree who starts to take a few steps back.

As the two get closer, ready to cause some damage, several security guard step in between them and push off the attackers so the Warfare GM can slip away. Hastur and Abaddon start to fight back, annihilating the security quickly and search for Oaktree, but he's nowhere to be seen. Warfare fades out as broken bodies litter the arena.

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fuck u isles!! u didnt beat me!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

"... He kinda did though Pete. Don't worry, you'll get him next time."

(06-24-2015, 02:52 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: fuck u isles!! u didnt beat me!

Christopher: Brah, you lost. It doesn't matter if you were pinned or not, you still came out the loser. Besides, the way I took down your friend's army, your friend, and you proves that I will always beat you, no matter what the situation might be.

u may have won the battle between me and dim.. but u wont win the war.. see u soon

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(06-24-2015, 08:22 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u may have won the battle between me and dim.. but u wont win the war.. see u soon

Christopher: You're going to war against lil' ol' me? Seriously, I can't be that important. Besides, I just told you that I can beat you no matter what the situation might be. Even if you have the 'brilliant' idea to attack me before, after, or during the match against someone who, by your definition, is as fit as Mr. Atlas, you'll still find yourself on the ground every time.

Your attempt to garner support amuses me. Keep doing it and maybe someone will pity you enough to fight me in your name.

u still didnt pin me which means im better than u

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Christopher: Such amazing logic, brah. Like I said, it doesn't matter if you were pinned or not, it'll always mean I won that match, and that means I'm better than you. Even if I end up pinning someone else doesn't mean you get away scratch free. Geez, it's Robbie Burbon all over again.

You lost by association. What's so hard to understand about that?

The Doctor doubts there will be any confusion on who is better than whom when Mister Gilmour is buried six feet underground next Wednesday.

"Eli, who is the real God?"

"I believe the only reason you ask this question is because you attacked me and I lost. Funny... I never said I was GOD or a god.. I just called your claim false. I'm a human with flesh and blood. Everyone in this vessel gets tired, weak, and bloody. If you claim to be the real one true god... and then ya lose.. I have to wonder, then what claim will ya make?

(06-24-2015, 11:40 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: The Doctor doubts there will be any confusion on who is better than whom when Mister Gilmour is buried six feet underground next Wednesday.

im gonna bury my foot up your ass then stick it down your throat!

im burying u straight to hell!!!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Irony my pathetic adversary.... You challenging a God like me, but being unable to beat a pathetic man like your opponent this week.

Take some advice from me, spend some more time preparing for your matches. Perhaps you'll eventually win one.

"Funny you should talk about wins. Look at your record here against mine, since you're into that sort of thing. Look at how many titles I've won against what you have won, since you like to count those as treasures. Let's go a bit further...

Let's let you prove your "Godliness." Me against you.... loser leaves XWF.

Let's see if you can do what so many couldn't do, and that is end me."

^^shit got real!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

We'll talk down the road little boy.

Since I've been here, all I have seen you do is inflate your own ego and lose matches. As much as I would love to run you out of XWF, I've kind of got a full agenda for the next few weeks. You see, next week I win the number one contender match for the Hart Title. At the conclusion of the night, I'll be introducing myself to the Doctor, in person.

You, I don't have time for.

But, I'll make you a promise, after I become a dual champion here. I'll take you up on that loser leaves town match, but it wont be on a pay per view or a supercard. The fact is you don't belong on them.

So here's the deal Eli, I am going to win the #1 contender match this week and win the Hart Title next week. After that, I am taking the Doctors Championship at the upcoming PPV. If you win one match, just one in that time, I'll fight you in a loser leaves XWF.

id advise you to go after the good doctor AFTER I win the title from him

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(06-25-2015, 09:51 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: id advise you to go after the good doctor AFTER I win the title from him

*Rattles his 24/7 briefcase.*

Current Universal Champion
(1x) X-Treme Champion

(06-25-2015, 11:03 AM)Bruce Blingsteen Said:

(06-25-2015, 09:51 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: id advise you to go after the good doctor AFTER I win the title from him

*Rattles his 24/7 briefcase.*

u try cashing in and I'll rattle your brains BITCH!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(06-25-2015, 08:55 AM)EthanBird Said: We'll talk down the road little boy.

Since I've been here, all I have seen you do is inflate your own ego and lose matches. As much as I would love to run you out of XWF, I've kind of got a full agenda for the next few weeks. You see, next week I win the number one contender match for the Hart Title. At the conclusion of the night, I'll be introducing myself to the Doctor, in person.

You, I don't have time for.

But, I'll make you a promise, after I become a dual champion here. I'll take you up on that loser leaves town match, but it wont be on a pay per view or a supercard. The fact is you don't belong on them.

So here's the deal Eli, I am going to win the #1 contender match this week and win the Hart Title next week. After that, I am taking the Doctors Championship at the upcoming PPV. If you win one match, just one in that time, I'll fight you in a loser leaves XWF.

Those are some interesting plans you have there, my friend! Good luck in your journey!