I challenge everyone to be nicer! This place is so filled with anger and hatred. I'm challenge you all to be happy and positive for a day.

<3 Gator <3

Christopher: Sorry, girl, but that ain't happenin' anytime soon. Wrestlers will always hate each other as long as there is one detail they don't like 'bout someone. If you want to make this place the PG era WWE where a lot of stupid decisions were made and John Cena and Randy Orton were always the champs, then take it to the higher ups, brah.

(06-08-2015, 12:53 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: I challenge everyone to be nicer! This place is so filled with anger and hatred. I'm challenge you all to be happy and positive for a day.

While I respect where you're coming from, it's like telling a racist to shake a black man's hand or an idiot to be intelligent. Unfortunately a large amount of people around here are at least one of those.

"Challenge declined. Now go home."

shut the fuck up and suck my dick!!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

BRB joining New Day as their fourth member.

Banner created by Gabe "The Radical" Reno

XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

Dude, have you met Iris Oppenheimer?

You guys would probably totally lez on each other, and I'm down for that.

Why do we have to be so hostile? Why can't we all just be friends?

<3 Gator <3

Dude I was the opposite of hostile! I'm all about loving, not fighting, bae!

"Because fuck you, that's why."

(06-08-2015, 03:36 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: Why do we have to be so hostile? Why can't we all just be friends?

"Because you should just go kill yourself. Seriously. No one will miss you. The only thing your doing right now is stacking up enemy on top of enemy on top of enemy."

(06-08-2015, 03:36 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: Why do we have to be so hostile? Why can't we all just be friends?

If you're willing to look past my loose cannon nature, I'd love to be friends.

(06-08-2015, 03:36 PM)Ginger Snaps Said: Why do we have to be so hostile? Why can't we all just be friends?

Seriously? We're supposed to get in the ring with each other and try and tear the other guy's head off, and if we're successful we feel like we've accomplished something. I don't want to be friends with half these chumps anyhow; no tact. The other half, I'm watching my ass in case they're too tactful for my own liking. It's a vicious cycle, I know.

Wanna go grab pizza sometime? You seem, uh, sweet, if not sheltered. Maybe play a round of Tetris or two, who knows. But a wrestling match? Ma'am, I think you'd get hurt.

Lover boy, I'm sorry, but I'm not into girls. Not even butch lesbians like you. DMX, everyone is my friend. Robbie, we're supposed to fight in the ring, sure, but that doesn't mean we have to be mean to each other outside of the ring. Why can't we all be besties and then fight in the ring? It's all play fighting, right?

<3 Gator <3

Ginger Snaps wants everyone to be nice to each other, then calls Vinnie Lane a butch lesbian.

She isn't a butch lesbian?

<3 Gator <3

(06-09-2015, 07:35 AM)Ginger Snaps Said: She isn't a butch lesbian?

You ever met a woman named Vinnie, numbskull? Boy, it's a good thing you got a snatch to carry you through life, sister, you sure can't do it with brains.

My friend Julie sometimes gets called Julius because people think she's a boy. I thought it was like that for you. I'm sorry, Vinnie.

<3 Gator <3

(06-09-2015, 08:11 AM)Ginger Snaps Said: My friend Julie sometimes gets called Julius because people think she's a boy. I thought it was like that for you. I'm sorry, Vinnie.

Keep being smug, sugar, and I'll let you choke on proof that I'm a dude.

Come on now Vinnie, there's no need to lie to the poor girl. Choke might be a bit of an exaggeration but I think she gets the general idea of what you are trying to say Vinnie.

(06-09-2015, 08:23 AM)Tommy Gunn Said: Come on now Vinnie, there's no need to lie to the poor girl. Choke might be a bit of an exaggeration but I think she gets the general idea of what you are trying to say Vinnie.

Tommy, you and me don't have any beef right now... but we both know you've got LESS beef than me, if you catch my drift.

So let's try and stay on good terms okay dude?

Little Miss Goody Two Shoes here might as well drop the nice girl act now, since she obviously can't wait to get pushed over the edge. This chick is like every Catholic school girl who prays in the morning and gets gang banged at night.

A sham.

How do we know that?

Have you been copping a peek in the showers?

Come on Vinnie, I thought you were better than that.

If you were that curious all you had to do was ask.

I got nothing to be ashamed of. Or lie about.

Unlike some folks I know.

Vinnie, don't be so rude. I'm not a whore. Just because I'm a nice person doesn't mean I can't have sex. I just don't do it with random strangers.

<3 Gator <3

(06-09-2015, 08:32 AM)Ginger Snaps Said: Vinnie, don't be so rude. I'm not a whore. Just because I'm a nice person doesn't mean I can't have sex. I just don't do it with random strangers.

Well that's good.

Now we know you won't be taking Peter up on his quasi offer to suck his milimeter Peter.

Don't mind him. His bark is worse than his bite.

Just like his promos are worse than his wrestling ability.

Which is really saying something.

Welcome to the XWF.

If you need someone to show you a thing or two go ask someone else.

I actually think Peter is kind of cute.

<3 Gator <3

I mean, if this song won't get you movin, then you have no idea how friendly can anyone be in this hell hole. All we are is a bunch of male driven testosterone wearing egoistical debauchees who wouldn't want to be friends with anyone who expects to be taken seriously in a world of people going after Championship belts that will not even place them in a friendly situations.

Ms Snaps, it was best not to even call out a challenge out like this, because you sure as heck would have known that most of these responses will churn out negative to your favor.

Milli-Peter. I can dig it.

Tommy, be cool, dude. We've been in the same chick, that's how I know.

And Ginger... I don't care if you're a whore or not, man. I just think you're a fake.

Vinnie, the girl has a point. You're definitely one ugly and very manly woman.

Ginger, I'm serious about the pizza. Strictly platonic. You're totally adorable, but I prefer crazy women who have a penchant for drama and wanting to break my spirit while bankrupting me financially and emotionally. Not that I feel you were coming on to me, but I felt the need for a little clarity.

Mr. Gunn, I'd venture to say that pointing out Gilmour's shortcomings is akin to finding unattractive people at Wal-Mart or ordering a cheeseburger at McDonalds; so common that why would you need to?

(06-09-2015, 09:19 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Vinnie, the girl has a point. You're definitely one ugly and very manly woman.

Ginger, I'm serious about the pizza. Strictly platonic. You're totally adorable, but I prefer crazy women who have a penchant for drama and wanting to break my spirit while bankrupting me financially and emotionally. Not that I feel you were coming on to me, but I felt the need for a little clarity.

Mr. Gunn, I'd venture to say that pointing out Gilmour's shortcomings is akin to finding unattractive people at Wal-Mart or ordering a cheeseburger at McDonalds; so common that why would you need to?

I don't think we've met, dude. I'm "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane, the guy your girlfriend thinks about when you're wheezing on top of her.

Oh who am I kidding? You haven't touched a woman since before the Y2K scare.

I forgive you for not knowing who I am though, since I'm either on the opposite end of the card from you pulling in main event paychecks with gold around my waist, working out in an actual gym, or laying pipe like a plumber on top of the hottest chicks on the planet while you're trying to run a lap without passing out.

But now you know.

So watch it.

(06-09-2015, 09:19 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said:

Mr. Gunn, I'd venture to say that pointing out Gilmour's shortcomings is akin to finding unattractive people at Wal-Mart or ordering a cheeseburger at McDonalds; so common that why would you need to?

For the same reason that people of walmart dot com is a website frequented by millions daily.

Because it's fun.

Well, doesn't someone just seem hurt I didn't call them a pretty lady. It was kind of you to introduce yourself Vinnie. I'll give you the lowdown right now, though. Like everybody who tells me I'm below them because I'm not "main event", all I hear, all I see, is a fool pissing into the wind riding on their own laurels. It's novel, don't get me wrong, but just as a heads up: don't stand on the tracks and shout at the freight train on it's way to the station. You will remember the name Robbie Bourbon, just try to avoid doing so while talking about your practicing reproduction techniques. Kinda creepy, and not very classy. I mean, act as though you really HAVE been there before, boyo.

Mr. Gunn, fair point. It's about damned time someone had common sense.

(06-09-2015, 01:22 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Well, doesn't someone just seem hurt I didn't call them a pretty lady. It was kind of you to introduce yourself Vinnie. I'll give you the lowdown right now, though. Like everybody who tells me I'm below them because I'm not "main event", all I hear, all I see, is a fool pissing into the wind riding on their own laurels. It's novel, don't get me wrong, but just as a heads up: don't stand on the tracks and shout at the freight train on it's way to the station. You will remember the name Robbie Bourbon, just try to avoid doing so while talking about your practicing reproduction techniques. Kinda creepy, and not very classy. I mean, act as though you really HAVE been there before, boyo.

Mr. Gunn, fair point. It's about damned time someone had common sense.

What? I'm supposed to sweat over a dude who isn't even in the top SIX possible contenders for my gold? Come on, man. I'm the measuring stick round here... but for your fat ass I might need a tape measure.

Trust me, dude. I'm not 'riding on my laurels.' I've been the most competitive member of this federation for almost a year now. I defend my title two times a month - successfully - and I'm moving more merchandise than a Missouri rioter.

You want to try and run with the big dogs, dude? Get in line.

Nah. I have one of those really cool passes they give you at the park that jumps you towards the front of the line. No, I'm not top six, either. I'm not a number, or not one you'd understand due to a lack of understanding of calculus. I think. I never took calculus. Anywho, if we're picking numbers, I'm irrational, like the square root of negative 3 or something. You obviously recognize this; if you don't believe me, you keep coming back to me insisting that you really ARE pretty enough. Granted, that does remind me of a few of my exes, and while you are slightly preferable to one of them, you are still one very ugly woman. Caitlyn Jenner you ain't.

Every great story has an ending. Competitive or not, defended or not, merchandise or no merchandise. Oh, and whoever buys your garbage is really just below shooting themselves in terms of expressing their feelings. It's cheap, crappy, crumbling, corrupted, and finally just waste, sitting around leaving you wondering why you ever invested anything in it. The only way to fix it is to wipe you away and act like it was something else all along. Something we enjoyed. Every great story has an ending, boyo, and the nostalgia people are going to have for you and what you used to be will make you immortal.

Woof.