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May 6th, 2015
Taco Bell Arena
Boise, Idaho
Mastermind
- vs -
Hero Xtreme 7.9
- vs -
Ghost Tank
X-Treme Rules, One fall
Grime
- vs -
Maxwell Dane
Singles, One fall
MAIN EVENT
Austin Fernando
- vs -
Game Girl
Singles, 2 out of 3 falls
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Mastermind
- vs -
Hero Xtreme 7.9
- vs -
Ghost Tank
X-Treme Rules, One fall |
| A Beast Am I by Amon Amarth plays |
A Beast Am I starts as Ghost Tank's arms fold across his chest, and then he throws his arms out hard, making a lowercase t with his body, and the bonds break apart. He then bends over, and rips the shackles off his ankles. He grabs Alysia, once free from his bonds, putting out the fire by hand. However, her outfit would be completely changed, as if the fire transformed her clothes. Letting her go after a kiss, he then ran to the ring, leaping from the ground and up to the top rope, which he grabs, using his power and agility to hold him straight upside down on the rope, then flips himself around, landing in the ring, onto his feet and facing the entrance while he lets go of the rope, standing tall with his fists once more thumping against his flesh.
| Deadly Saturdays by The WeekNight Warriors plays |
A bloody casket with purple skulls lowers from the rafters suddenly the wire snaps and it crashes into the ring. The casket explodes into confetti and then Hero Xtreme 7.9's music starts playing and a bunch of poultry walk out onto the ramp. Hero follows them with an axe and tries to chop their heads off. Any of the turkeys he manages to kill are given to kids in the audience.
| Monster by Eminem and Rihanna |
The lights go out, and then when they come back on Mastermind is seen standing on the top rope waving to the crowd.
Hero Xtreme 7.9 whips Mastermind into the ropes and Mastermind bounces off the ropes and grabs Ghost Tank and whips him into the ropes. Hero Xtreme 7.9 and Mastermind bounce run to opposite sides of the ring and bounce off the ropes two, and both dodge a crossbody from Ghost Tank as they cross the center of the ring. Hero Xtreme 7.9 immediately stops while Mastermind runs past him and bounces off the ropes again. God pulls Ghost Tank to his feet and whips Ghost Tank right into Mastermind! Mastermind stops just in time to duck down and pull Ghost Tank into a Powerbomb, but Tank reverses it and hits a hurricanrana sending Mastermind head first into Hero Xtreme 7.9's groin.
Ghost Tank seizes the opportunity and leaps to the top rope.
JOEY STYLES: Could this be that phoenix thing he referred to in his promo??!!!??!?
JIM ROSS: What the hell are you doing here?
JOEY STYLES: Hero asked me to call his moves.
BOBBY HEENAN: Go back to your own damn show you bum!
Ghost Tanks leaps off the top rope and spins around in the air like a crazy motherfucker.
JIM ROSS: OH MY GAWD! I thought only Seth Rollins could do that!
However, Hero Xtreme 7.9 got his knees up just in time. Tank's stomach lands directly on God's knee and the impact causes him to bounce all the way up to the top rope and land in a sitting position facing away from the ring. Hero Xtreme 7.9 jumps to his feet and jumps onto Ghost Tank's back and hits him with a Avalanche Reverse Hurricanrana, sending Ghost Tank knee-first into Matermind's stomach. Hero Xtreme 7.9 fires a Superkick right into Ghost Tank's jaw knocking him to the mat and in the same motion begins to flap his arms and fly to the top rope. Once he gets to the top rope he copies Ghost Tank's flippy phoenix move and lands on both of his opponents!
BOBBY HEENAN: I think Hero Xtreme 7.9 just plagiarized all of Ghost Tank's moves!
1...
2...
Both men kick out at the same time with surprised looks over their faces, They furiously get up to their feet and both men take their turns punching Hero in the face. Hero ducks a punch from Ghost Tank and hits him in the groin with a strong punch, Mastermind goes for a strike only to receive a European Uppercut from Hero X-Treme, the uppercut sends Mastermind reeling, straight into the clutches of Ghost Tank, who smiles with evil intent before securing him in his grasp, slanting him horizontally over his body, and then connecting with a vicious backbreaker, his knee slamming right into Mastermind's spine. Mastermind rolls off of Ghost Tank's knee, clutching onto his spine in agony, just as Hero X-Treme takes advantage of Ghost Tank, and sprints toward him, he then sends a kick flying up to the face of Ghost Tank...!
BOBBY HEENAN: Yakuza Kick! Yeah!
Ghost Tank crumples to the mat, with a busted nose, blood starts dripping from it steadily, as Hero X-Treme goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
The pin is broken up by Mastermind, who then grabs Hero X-Treme by the head and sends him up to his feet, he wastes no time setting him up into an inverted facelock, before dropping down and connecting with an Inverted DDT! The ring floor reverberates the impact of the move, Mastermind looks ready to go for a cover, but he notices Ghost Tank who looks in a world of pain, he crawls over to him, and hooks the leg for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-NOT QUITE! The big man is able to power out of it at two and a half, Mastermind groans slightly, as he grips Ghost Tank b the head and attempts to lift him up to his feet.
JIM ROSS: Mastermind has control of both competitors here, he can do whatever he wants!
Mastermind, hooks an arm over the neck of Ghost Tank, he then braces himself, before powerfully lifting up the larger Ghost Tank, who gets sent up into the air, above the head of Mastermind! Mastermind hooks the leg while doing this motion, before slamming Ghost Tank back-first into the canvas, connecting with a beautifully executed Fisherman Suplex! As he lands it, Mastermind bridges his body, with the leg still hooked, now pinning the downed Ghost Tank!
BOBBY HEENAN: Mastermind could win it here, not that it would be impressive or anything.
ONE!
TWO!
Broken up by Hero X-Treme at just the last second! The two go to trading blows and quick as a flash Mastermind transitions into the Mind Controller!
JIM ROSS: "Mastermind applied it!"
Hero Xtreme 7.9 is going to tap out right here and now! Wait what's that sound? It sounds like an engine?
A woman is flying in a plane above the ring. The entire plane is made out of invisible wire! Oh! It's Marcy! The woman in charge of managing wire use!
Marcy: This is for my dead dad.
Marcy drops a baseball bat made of wire into Hero Xtreme 7.9's hand! God hits Mastermind over the head with it and breaks the hold! He's going for a cover!
BOBBY HEENAN: "If her dad was still alive he'd have another heart attack since she helped that Nazi for real this time!"
Hero immediately lifts up Mastermind, and hooks him up into a powerbomb position, he has him up into the air, Mastermind is wildly flailing away with his hands in an attempt to put Hero X-Treme off balance... but it doesn't work! Hero X-Treme drops down to the canvas, and sends Mastermind craning toward it! Hero X-Treme slams the back, neck and spine right off the ring floor, the whole ring shakes off the impact as Mastermind is let loose, to simply lie down in the middle of the ring in a limp fashion, he can barely move!
JIM ROSS: That powerbomb took a lot out of Mastermind, Hero X-Treme with his best opportunity right here!
Hero X-Treme wastes no time, rushing over to the ring ropes, rebounding off of them, and then leaping up into the air before landing a nice leg drop over Mastermind's limp body, he notices Ghost Tank starting to get up to his feet, and throws a quick bicycle kick, which Ghost Tank catches!
BOBBY HEENAN: SPINE BUSTER! Holy shit, Ghost Tank is putting up some fight today! Who woulda thought it?
Ghost Tank now stands in the corner, looking over at Mastermind who has now rolled over onto his side, he has a sick expression over his face, he smirks wildly as he watches Mastermind slowly try to push himself up.
JIM ROSS: Don't get up, Mastermind!
Mastermind is barely able to get up to one knee, and in a mighty effort, pushes off his knee with both hands to stand upon his feet, albeit barely standing, as he wobbles around momentarily before looking over to his right...
Only to see Ghost Tank charging toward him, looking for the patented spear! Mastermind side-steps to avoid the move, and Ghost Tank goes flying into the ring post shoulder first, he backs away from it while holding onto his shoulder in agony, which allows Mastermind Mastermind to wind up, and then take his shot at charging toward Ghost Tank!
JIM ROSS: THE MIND-CHANGER! THIS COULD BE IT!
The flying clothesline lands with precision, leaving Ghost Tank to go crashing down to the ring floor, but Mastermind is down too after receiving some hefty punishment!
Mastermind throws his arm over Ghost Tank's chest, the ref goes for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-NO! Hero Xtreme breaks up the count with an elbow to the back of Mastermind's head.
Hero kicks Mastermind out of the ring and picks up Tank.
BOBBY HEENAN: "Xtremity 7.2!"
Double Powerbomb! Buckle Bomb! Bronco Buster! Shooting Star Press! Hero covers Tank, putting his feet on the ropes for leverage as Mastermind starts to stir on the outside.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!!
Grime
- vs -
Maxwell Dane
Singles, One fall |
Grime starts in the ring crying softly.
| How to Spot a Communist,†an old anti-Communist PSA plays over the X-Tron |
The entirety of “How to Spot a Communist†plays and then Maxwell Dane appears on the ramp, accompanied by his manager Voodoo Pizzaman. The pair look at each other, and then the crowd, and make their way to the ring in complete silence as the crowd still tries to figure out what the heck is going on. At ringside, Voodoo Pizzaman pulls out a Voodoo doll resembling Maxwell’s opponent.
The match starts off with a thud as Grime slams charges and slams his elbow into Maxwell's face, sending Max to the ground. Max quickly gets up and goes on the offensive. He stands up and looks into Grime's eyes. The cold dead eyes of the bunny costume send Grime off balance for a second, but as Max goes for a punch to the face, Grime grabs the arm, and counters with a solid as fuck Fireman's carry takeover, sending Max back down to the ground. Max attempts to get to his feet, but a punch to the face from Grime sends him back down.
Maxwell throws a punch to Grime's left knee, sending Grime down to a kneel. The Bunny rises and walks behind Grime. He wraps his arms around the man's throat and begins to choke him. His arms tighten like snakes around Grime's throat, holding him tight in a vice like grip. He keeps it locked in while Grime twists and struggles to get free. He throws his elbows back, trying to force Maxwell to release the grip, but the bunny does not. He tightens, and laughs. Grime begins to flail wildly, and is slowing down, when Maxwell releases the grip and allows Grime to fall to the mat. The ref rushes over and checks to see if Grime is fit to continue. Grime starts getting to his feet, but the ref kicks him in the face.
As Grime starts struggling back up, the ref kicks him again. Grime gets to his hands and knees, pushing himself up, the ref pulls out his man-caboodle, and pisses all over Grime. Grime tries to move out of the stream, but Maxwell pokes him in the eye, and grabs his hair. Once the stream finishes, Maxwell forces Grime to the ground, and forces his face into the puddle. Grime's face is being rubbed vigorously as if trying to sop up the liquid. Maxwell decides he's had enough fun with the urine, decides to lift up Grime and drops him with a massive power bomb, right into the piss! He goes for a pin.
1
2
The ref stops it and whispers something in the Bunny's ear. Like the giant ear sticking out of the Bunny's head. Somehow the man in the suit knows what's being said, and chuckles. He stands up, rubs his stomach, and climbs the ropes. With the grace of a swan mixed with a bunny, Maxwell flies from the ropes and drops the most savage of savage people's elbow's onto the head of Grime. Grime goes down, and out. The ref rushes over to check him, but realizes he doesn't care, so he walks away. Grime slowly stirs and begins to sob loudly as Voodoo Pizzaman begins to heat the doll of Grime with a lighter. Right on the undersized testicles.
Pizzaman pulls the lighter away and Grime manages to get to his feet. Voodoo pulls out a straight pin and begins to stab them all over the doll's torso. Grime doubles over and screams. Voodoo begins to use his finger to put pressure on Grime's stomach. Grime begins to tear up in agony. Maxwell takes advantage of this but running over and leap frogging Grime, sending him face first into the mat. Maxwell gets to his feet and begins to kick Grime in the stomach repeatedly. Until Grime starts to throw up. Maxwell, steps back to avoid the vomit.
Grime stops vomiting and tries to get to his feet. He's stopped by Maxwell who brings out a taser and stabs it into Grime's side. He begins to scream louder, as the ref walks off to get a hot dog. When he comes back, Grime's hair is being used to clean up the vomit in the ring, while Voodoo and the crowd laugh. Maxwell has decided he's had enough of the vomit fun, and drops Grime with a Piledriver. Right into the Vomit Pool! He steps back and allows Grime to attempt to stand up. Grime crawls to the ropes and used them to begin his ascent to full height, only to be pelted with garbage as he does so. Even the referee has begun to throw trash at Grime. Grime doesn't care, he stands and catches his breath, before turning around and preparing to face Maxwell.
Maxwell comes towards him and hits a Running shotgun dropkick that sends Grime back into the corner. Maxwell gets to his feet and steps back, he charges and destroys it with another running shotgun drop kick. Grime goes down, and Maxwell walks over and begins to tapdance on Grime's feet. Voodoo leads the crowd in a rhythm keeping clap. Some little girl makes her way over the barricade and down to the ring. She spits right in Grime's face as he turns and gives her a look begging for help. Maxwell stops his dance to kick Grime right in his stupid face.
Grime doesn't go down, instead he staggers on his feet and possibly soils himself. Dane grabs him.
JIM ROSS: Anti-Communist Manifesto!!!
BOBBY HEENAN: God bless America.
Maxwell transitions into a cover.
1
2
3!!!!!
MAIN EVENT
Austin Fernando
- vs -
Game Girl
Singles, 2 out of 3 falls |
Austin Fernando starts in the ring.
| Akira by Anamanaguchi plays |
Akira by Anamanaguchi blasts as colored lights pass over the roaring crowd. Game Girl springs from behind the curtain and begins to energetically hops down the ramp. Smiling, waving and high fiving fans. When in the ring she proceeds to power up.
The bell sounds and Austin Fernando is quick to charge out of his corner, right toward Game Girl, who is standing still with a smile on her face, as Fernando charges her, she slides underneath his feet, and ends up behind him! Fernando turns around with a surprised expression on his face, only to receive a ⇧ ⇧ A - Raging Uppercut right to the face! Fernando’s feet nearly end up coming off the mat as he stumbles backward, clutching onto his jaw in agony! Game Girl now rushes forward, and is winding up in a motion that appears to be another punch… but she is interrupted by Fernando, who returns with an uppercut of his own, European style!
JIM ROSS: Both competitors trading uppercuts here! Who’s going to get the better of the exchange?
Fernando connects with yet another European Uppercut, only to receive another RAGING UPPERCUT from Game Girl, forcing Fernando to back away, starting at the determined Game Girl, who keeps pressing forward!
⇦ ⇨ ⇦ ⇨ A... Game Girl weaves around on the spot, confusing the already dazed Fernando, who takes a wild swing toward the weaving Game Girl, who ducks the punch and then connects with a Swift Strike that slams off the cheek! Fernando’s face caves in slightly as his neck snaps back, Game Girl smiles and then sweeps the unsuspecting Fernando to the floor, before going for a quick cover!
BOBBY HEENAN: What is Fernando doing? He’s getting destroyed!
ONE!
TW-NO! Fernando powers out early.
Game Girl is already back up to her feet, and is waiting for Fernando, who appears to be playing possum! He rushes up to his feet quickly and starts unloading on Game Girl, who is able to block the punches with her arms in front of her face, Fernando spins around Game Girl, who is still covering up, and locks his arm around her shoulder, and hooks his own leg around hers, before dropping down to the mat and connecting with a Russian leg sweep, Game Girl slams hard off the mat, and now it’s Fernando’s turn to go for the cover!
ONE!
TW-NO! Game Girl kicks out just as quickly as Fernando!
JIM ROSS: Fernando is looking agitated now, this early into the match, Game Girl is putting up a great fight!
Fernando is now laying the boots into Game Girl, who is grounded, she receives a couple of boots into the shoulders and chest, before rolling away and quickly kipping back up to her feet, she runs off to the side, Fernando giving pursuit, she jukes back the other way, causing Fernando to zoom back the other way, just in time to eat an…
BOBBY HEENAN: That Atomic Headbutt has Fernando on dream-street, he’s crashing back down to the canvas!
Fernando is now laid out on the canvas, and Game Girl is sizing him up, waiting for him to get back up to his feet, he staggers upward slowly, and then pivots around to face Game Girl… ⇦ ⇦ ⇨ ⇨ B - Bimmy To Jimmy! Game Girl sends Fernando flying backward with a belly-to-belly suplex! Fernando’s back smashes off the canvas, and he arcs it upward in pain, face contorted in agony! Game Girl smiles sweetly, and covers Fernando once more!
ONE!
TWO!
THR-NOT QUITE! Fernando throws the shoulder up at two and a half!
JIM ROSS: Game Girl is applying the pressure nicely here, Fernando may be starting to waver!
Fernando pushes a palm into the mat, and tries to get back up to his feet, Game Girl is right there, grabbing him by the shoulders and sending him up to his feet, she winds back up in the motion of yet another Raging Uppercut, which Fernando is able to avoid, he rushes behind Game Girl, and leaps up into the air, he grabs her by the shoulders and drops down, sending his knees devastatingly into the back, smashing his knees right into Game Girl’s spine! She cries out in agony, as Fernando lands the back stabber, smirking with evil intent as he looks over at the wounded Game Girl. He quickly lifts her up to her feet, and backs away momentarily, before charging right toward Game Girl! He leaps up into the air, and spins around her body while grabbing around her neck, looking like he’s going for the…
JIM ROSS: THE REVELAT-NO! Game Girl flung him off at the last second… and now…
⇦ ⇩ ⇨ ⇦ ⇩ ⇨ A B - Power Geyser! A huge beam of energy erupts from Game Girl’s hands and goes flying into Fernando’s chest, he goes firing back into the turnbuckle corner, and nearly explodes the corner as he slams up against it! Fernando falls down to the ground, Game Girl wastes no time in picking Fernando back up to his feet, he gets him back up… and then…
⇦ ⇦ ⇦ ⇦ B B B, Hold B - Kitsume-rana! A flurry of blindingly quick kicks go flying into the mid-section of Fernando, each kick winding him and causing him to double over in agony, Game Girl stops the flurry and then leaps up into the air, grabbing Fernando by the head, spinning around in the air quickly, and dropping Fernando right onto his skull, planting him skull first into the canvas!
BOBBY HEENAN: Fernando can’t stop the onslaught! He’s terrible!
Game Girl crawls over Fernando and hooks the leg!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FALL COUNT:
Game Girl: 1
Austin Fernando: 0 |
JIM ROSS: In what could be the surprise of the evening, Game Girl gets the first pinfall of the match, she is in full control!
Game Girl is now standing in the centre of the ring, watching the grovelling Fernando, as he begrudgingly starts to get back up to his feet, the referee is in between the two, waiting for Fernando to get back up to his feet, he slowly does so, shaking his head, trying to get the cobwebs out, whilst holding onto his ringing head and stomach. He stumbles back to his feet, and then focuses in on Game Girl, the referee moves out of the way, and Game Girl charges in, trying to end it quickly!
BOBBY HEENAN: That’s the Fernando I know! He’s pissed now!
Fernando, seemingly not feeling all the punishment received earlier, just leaped up into the air and cracked a knee right off the jaw of Game Girl, sending her flying backward! Continuing the attack, he weaves in and out and then throws a quick jab into the forehead, before leaping up into the air once more and extending out both feet, connecting with a dropkick! He stays grounded after the dropkick, clutching onto his skull once more, before dropping down over Game Girl, weakly hooking the leg.
JIM ROSS: He’s looking weak! He can barely hook that leg!
ONE!
TWO!
Kick-out by Game Girl, she literally flings Fernando off, and now Fernando is struggling to get back up to his feet, and now something is clearly wrong with him, as he staggers back upward and struggles to find Game Girl, who has recuperated enough to charge headlong once more at Fernando! Fernando looks surprised, and desperately rushes to the side, causing Game Girl to slam off the turnbuckle padding that he had backed up into! Fernando’s eyes light up, as he grabs Game Girl and rolls her up for yet another cover!
ONE!
TW-NO! Game Girl with yet another early kick-out, and now Fernando is clearly worried, he seems to have no idea where he is!
Game Girl is back up to her feet now, and Fernando is just starting to get up, and right as he does…
⇩ ⇩ B, A, A, ⇧ ⇧ A, ↺ A+B, ⇩ ⇩ A+B - SUPER COMBO!! - Shift-Slide! Punch! Punch! Raging Uppercut! Hyper Bomb! Romper Stomper!
Fernando eats the entire combo, and instantly crumples to the mat after receiving the final blow!
JIM ROSS: I think Fernando is out for the count, his eyes have rolled up to the top of his head, Game Girl has it!
Game girl goes for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!!!
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