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~~Grime~~ · **05-03-2015, 01:48 PM**

There he is, Ol' Muddy Waters, humpin' cardboard cutouts pretendin' they his brothers. He walks in the ER flashin' his penis, askin' every nurse if they ever have seen this. They tell him 'sit still I'll get the binoculars.' But, when they come back they bring a photographer. Muddy pretends to show off what doesn't exist, and the next day the front page sayin', 'It's not a penis, just a really small sist.'

Why is it every time Muddy Waters speaks, somethin' comes out of his mouth and really reeks? I have a theory and it makes me laugh, Muddy Waters been too busy rimmin' a cows ass. Oh, wait that was just Lindsay Lohan. No wonder why it sounds like Muddy's a coc head. Poor Muddy Waters looks like he's walkin' on glass. People askin', 'Wasn't he that guy that picked up the coconut without his hands?'

You got Sir-Grime-Unstoppable putting the boots to ya ass. Better look around and find the white flag. It's just my luck that you're so vulnerable. You might want to stop lookin' for dairy edibles! Sorry, if the world sees this as predictable, but me beating Muddy's ass isn't preventable. You've been in XWF just over a month. Now that I'm here you're only a punk.

When I take your title I'm gonna have some fun. That bump on your head is gonna weigh a ton. Go figure out how you can get it back, I'll head to Wendy's and eat a double stack. The next part of the story is easy see. Every one count with me as I pin Muddy Waters for a

1...

2...

**05-03-2015, 09:02 PM**

Muddy sighs and steps out of the way to avoid Grime's foul breath from further singeing his eyebrows...

...Guess Muddy knew it'd only be ah' matter of time b'fore' tha' toilet scum of tha' X-dubya'-F come crawlin' out tha' woodwork after his shiny new beltâ€¦

Ooopps! Hell Fire! Where tha' hell be Muddy's manners? Lemme' introduce ma'self, I'm Muddy Waters and my dick is bigger than yers'

Here be ah' news flash fer' ya' though ya' ol' Vinller Ice fan boy, if yah' plannin' on beatin' tha' man, ya' gotta' at least pin him first. So how's bout' Muddy finish up at there pitiful excuse of ah'

nursery rhyme fer' ya':

'3!'

Three be tha' number of times yer' Momma' got denied at tha' abortion clinic b'fore' she decided ta' leave yer' ass on tha' corner of worthless and fucked. So ya' mean ta' tell Muddy that after spattin' out generic rap that'll leave even Too Short scratchin' his nuts, ya' didn't even find it within yer' man-gina ta' try and pin Muddy Waters?

Can't say Muddy blames yer' bitch ass fer' bein' such ah' snivelin' sack of monkey poo, hell if Muddy was born with ah' butt-fucked brain like ol' Grimy's he'd spend all day thumbin' his asshole and lickin' shit scum off tha' floor too. Somehow, this here stupid fuck wound in tha' X-dubya'-F, as if they aint nuff' half brained dipshits runnin' round' this here place alreadyâ€¦

What happened Grime? Sellin' blowjobs outside tha' casinos not payin' tha' bills anymore? So ya' try and run up on ol' Coach Waters soundin' like Mother Goose and Dr. Sues'

half bird, half acid trip offspring? Ya' orta' go meet up with ol' Tommy Wish and have yer'selves ah' rootin tootin' 'I wanna' be black soooo bad' rap off? Never knowd' there was ah' dumber piece of shit than ol' Tommy, but Muddy is bein amaze-afied' erry' damn day.

Dick E. how's bout' ya' go grab us ah' couple of cold ones and point this here pansy ass dirt bag toward tha' unemployment line. Muddys' got him some fat bitches ta' plow...

Dick E. · (05-04-2015)

Dick E. drapes an American flag across Muddy's shoulders as a single tear of joy rolls down his cheek.

Winner and STILL Federweight champion: Muddy Waters!

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