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~~Grime~~ · **05-01-2015, 08:55 PM**

Grime and Brittany are standing in the middle of an already set up ring. The Ricoh Coliseum is empty expect for the various XWF staff setting up the stage and getting everything ready for XWF Monday Madness live event where the opening match will be Grime's debut in the XWF. They are listening to Grime's entrance theme play over the speakers. At first Grime and Brittany were holding hands, but then Grime decides to sit in the center of the ring and he closes his eyes just to listen to his music blasting. Brittany is looking at her phone as she always does. With some exception she just can't put the damn thing down. As the music stops, you see a camera man rushing toward the ring. Brittany taps Grime on the shoulder.

Brittany: He's here.

Grime: About time. We've been waiting for him to show up for a few hours now.

Brittany: Better late than never.

The camera man climbs the steel steps and gets into the ring. He kneels down to get a straight shot as possible on Grime. Brittany walks out of the camera's view and the camera man gives Grime the thumbs up.

Grime: Some things are best left unsaid.

Grime gets a smirk on his face.

Grime: Unless it's damn funny and has to be said.

Grime shows his teeth with a big smile.

Grime: For some reason, Scully, you think that you're the father of the next generation

. And that...is fine by me. Thank god it isn't mine. We'll definitely know for sure when he or she reaches a stage called intelligence. Will the child take after his mother? Perhaps not the brightest in the bunch...but perhaps easy on the eyes no doubt. Or...will the infant take after his father? That remains to be seen. But who is to say that this whipper snapper isn't going to be taking after his father...the one that Natalie probably fooled around with behind your

back? Hmmmm...

Grime touches his chin looking up mockingly.

Grime: Oh I know...your former tag team partner. The one guy that you blame for every reason why you are not the XWF Tag Team Champions. Yes, that guy. Maverick! I can picture it now...stay with me on this, Scully.

Grime gets to his feet and he starts slowly walking back in forth. His hands moving as he emphasizes the words.

Grime: One day...a long time ago...in a bed far far away there was Natalie and Maverick. Scully wasn't doing enough to satisfy her, so Natalie decides that there is one man that can do the job. She calls him up and says...

Grime stops and pretends he's on the phone. He makes his voice go just a bit higher to mimic Natalie's voice.

Grime: Hey, Maverick. Scully isn't here and I had a light bulb burn out on me and I can't reach it. Would you mind helping me?

Grime's voice changes again, this time to mimic Maverick's voice and he turns in the opposite direction as he keeps pretending to talk on the phone.

Grime: Oh, sure. I'll be right over.

Grime puts his hand down and crosses his arms. He begins to talk normal again.

Grime: So about twenty minutes later Maverick shows up at your home. You're actually at your home as Maverick arrives. Unfortunately you're on your computer playing World of Warcraft with another few of your internet game buddies. You got your headset on, completely oblivious to the fact that Maverick has just arrived at your home. Natalie checks him out and takes him upstairs.

Grime turns around and begins to walk slowly in the opposite direction as he continues to speak.

Grime: Fortunately for Natalie, the light bulb did burn out. Unfortunately, for you...the light bulb was in your very own bedroom where you and Natalie have made love over and over again...before she has to finish herself off, of course.

Grime flips a 180 and starts walking the other way again.

Grime: She looks up at Maverick as he changes the light bulb, but her eyes just never reach above his belt buckle. No, they freeze. She stares the whole time he's up there. Every moment that passes by she is tempted to do everything she had wanted to do for so long. To reach up...and help him remove what she'd been craving all along.

Grime looks at the camera and smiles.

Grime: Something only you could buy at the grocery store in a jar, Scully. A handful of nuts.

Grime turns back the other way again. He uncrosses his arms and puts his hands together, lowering his head as his fingers touch the bottom of his chin. He doesn't speak for a moment and then lowers his hands. He stops walking and leans against the ropes.

Grime: She reaches up and hands Maverick that light bulb to replace the other. He drops the bad one into her hands. She puts it in the box she's holding and places the box on the dresser behind her. Maverick finishes twisting the bulb into place as Natalie watches, biting her bottom lip. She wishes that the light bulb were her breasts. Her return below his belt...

Grime pushes off the ropes and starts walking again.

Grime: Then he looks down at her, seeing the lust in her eyes for him. He knew this wasn't about a light bulb, Scully. He knew. But, that didn't stop your former tag team partner. No, it actually made things more interesting. He wanted to see her satisfied. He wanted to see your Natalie...in the buff.

Grime opens his mouth in mocking surprise, covering it with his hand and smile can be seen in his eyes. He lowers his hand to reveal a big grin on his face. He goes on speaking, but doesn't continue walking as he faces the camera.

Grime: Maverick climbs down off that chair he used to get to the light bulb. He takes Natalie into his arms. She can't take it anymore. She literally leaps onto him like a wild animal. She tears his shirt off and begins to kiss up and down his body. He fusses with his belt and slides it out like a regular porn star hooker. In a matter of moments she rips her own shirt off...

Grime claps his hands.

Grime: And now you have to go to the doctor's office, every time...and all the while thinking that the stork from Ray Tings' imagination has brought this...itty bitty heartbeat coming out of Natalie's uterus. A baby with all the DNA of mommy and daddy, and the fraternity tests will show that...YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!

Grime tsks three times and shakes his index finger.

Grime: Not good, Natalie. Naughty, naughty, naughty. How could you? How could you do something like that with Scully's former tag team partner? How could you do something that you know would crush Scully?

Grime pretends his head is a door and knocks.

Grime: Oh, yeah. That's right...because if your two roles had been reversed, Scully would be a black widow. Am I right? Here's what happens when your roles are reversed...

Grime points to the ceiling. The speakers come on and the staff stops working and watches as "Black Widow" by Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora starts playing.

Grime smiles and then looks at the camera again.

Grime: And what will we see when Natalie gives birth? Well...have a look.

Grime points to the XWFtron.

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