A camera turns on and Thunderbolt X can be seen.

Thunderbolt X- "I'm back and guess what I have" 

Thunderbolt X pulls out NOCMM's little gay buzzer only it has another button and a steel pole attached to it.

Thunderbolt X- "That's right I stole NOCMM's buzzer but I modified it to have a ding button, just in case NOCMM does tell the truth" "I have picked another 8 statements at random" "Lets start with this one"

Thunderbolt X pulls out his phone and presses the play button.

(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: Hero didn't say anything about you, . I did, my client doesn't talk to rookies, especially gay ones. I may be invisible, but that doesn't make me God)

Thunderbolt X presses stop.

Thunderbolt X- "Ok lets get this straight" "If I say Hero then I'm talking directly to your client regardless if he said anything or not" "My match is with your client and not you, Mr NOCMM, so I'm intitled to speak with your client whether or not he wants to" "Oh and for the record, I am not gay" "I like pussy, not dicks"

Thunderbolt X presses play.

(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: God has made a mistake before ThunderBolt. There are two things that God disclosed was a mistake. He admitted that making rookies so was a mistake and once he mistakenly killed an abortion doctor instead of aborting a gay child. That's why the saying is 'God makes very few mistakes' instead of 'God makes no mistakes'. Even if that was a real mistake, which it wasn't it was just you lying again then it wouldn't nullify the fact that he's God. Not that God said that anyway. I guess that's why I call you ThunderRetard. You're the go to guy for FAILS like that one)

Thunderbolt X presses the stop button.

Thunderbolt X- "Woah, your client is a murderer?" "Now correct me if I'm wrong, but the real god never killed someone" "I hope to god the FBI come and arrest you guys for manslaughter" "I'm sorry but your client isn't god so this statement is a …"

Thunderbolt X presses the red button which stands for…

LIE

Thunderbolt X presses the play button on his phone and the next statement is blared throughout the arena.

(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: She's paying me to do this. She's a Disney Channel whore. This isn't your 'wife', ThunderTard, your 'wife' is a man. I'm not fucking your 'wife's' transgendered female mouth right now. I'm fucking Kelli Berglund's cisgendered female mouth. You see there's a big difference. When your 'wife' sucks your gay little cock it's actually a man doing it, but when Kelli sucks a cock it's straight because she was born a woman and chose to remain a woman)

Thunderbolt X presses the stop button.

Thunderbolt X- "Hahaha" "Wow whoever you hired is a great sexual actor" "Oh and take a look at these pics that my wife send me"





Thunderbolt X- "Oh and my wife is a Disney Channel Actress not a whore, unlike you and your mentally challenged reject of a fraud client" "This statement is a…"

Thunderbolt X bashes down the big red button.

LIE

Thunderbolt X presses the green play button.

(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: Did you seriously say that your 'wife' is hotter a woman? Even the woman that 'she' supposedly is who is sucking my cock? I'm sorry ThunderBolt, but that line of thinking makes no sense. A man who turned into a 'woman' cannot be more attractive than a biological woman. Only a or a would think that which makes that statement a....)

Thunderbolt X presses the red button on his phone.

Thunderbolt X- "Oh only a individual like yourself NOCMM could think that" "I specifically said my female wife is hotter then anything you and your client have fucked" "You obviously are deaf, so you should run along to your client and see if he can fix your problem" "Your statment here is a…"

Thunderbolt X presses the big red button meaning the statement is a…

LIE

Thunderbolt X presses the play button his phone.

(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: And the final fail, no your 'wife' doesn't play Bree Davenport. We already saw your 'wife's' shit acting in your first promo. There is no way 'she' could get a job acting on TV. 'She' could try out for one of your shit promos though. That's the kind of low budget bullshit work a bad actor can get. You two are a match made in shit acting Hell)

Thunderbolt X pauses the statement and laughs.

Thunderbolt X- "Are you serious?" "Fuck me you are dumb" "Actually I had a feeling you would mention this so I got my wife to send me a pic of her on the set of Lab Rats" "Here it is dumb fuck"



Thunderbolt X- "Oh and by the way, I would pay more money an hour for shit actors to star in my promos then Hero spends on prostitutes" "Just saying" "Anyway this statement is a…"

Thunderbolt X slams his hand on the big, glowing, red button to say this statement is a…

LIE

Thunderbolt X- "Man will NOCMM say something true?"

Thunderbolt X presses his play button.

(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: Running away is how you win the match on Wednesday, . It's an escape only cage match. God probably will run away from you on Wednesday, since that's the whole point of the fucking match you're in, ThunderCunt. You would know that if you did your research, but I guess you're too fucking lazy)

Thunderbolt X gets excited and presses the pause button.

Thunderbolt X- "Hey genius, if you did your research on me then you will know that Steel Cage matches are my forte or, for you ones, strong suit or specialty" "Oh and after I mop the floor with Hero, he is gonna wish he ran all the way to X-Treme Town and never left" "This statement is a…"

Thunderbolt X presses the red LIE button.

LIE

Thunderbolt X plays the next statement.

(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: No, I'm not a promo critic. I'm God's extremely qualified manager. I'm pretty much the only opinion people can trust when it comes to whether or not a promo is worth watching, so if you want people to like you I'm the invisible man you need to impress. My opinion on your promo is actually worth something, unlike a promo critic's. I don't think I need to remind you, but all the promos you've ever made were shit and that's the reason you only have seven Twitter followers)

Thunderbolt X stops the statement

Thunderbolt X- "The only thing you are fully qualified for is sucking people's dicks" "What part of your resume makes you qualified?" "And the only people that give a damn about your opinion, is your Old School fans" "Nobody on the XWF roster listens to you" "So this statement must be a…"

Thunderbolt X hits the button so hard the red button becomes unoperationial.

LIE

Thunderbolt X- "Ah, we are up to our last statement"

Thunderbolt X presses play on his phone.

(What NOCMM said: NOCMM: If you look that this fake tweet and then the others that are actually on his Twitter you'll find that he uses Twitter incorrectly. Instead of using social media as a tool to promote matches he uses Twitter to tweet stupid shit like this....)

Thunderbolt X stops the statement.

Thunderbolt X- "You finally speak the truth NOCMM" "Your right that tweet wasn't real but the words I used in it was absolutley true" "I will expose your weak spots and show the entire world what you really are, a bullshitter" "Well I'm surprised but this statement is…"

Thunderbolt X hits the big green button.

TRUE

Thunderbolt X- "Well you got one out of eight NOCMM" "Your no Abraham Lincoln,but you are a lying fraud" "NOCMM prepare your client for this match because there is a very real chance I will beat him beyond exsistance"

Thunderbolt X superkicks the camera and then breaks the buzzer into millions of pieces.

I'm a lying asshole who says in public threads that he donated to the fed when he didn't

I'm a whiny bitch who sends shitty PMs to my opponent after he beats me fairly

I'm also pretty sure I might be , except I still don't know what means

Be my friend