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So it was indeed confirmed that Natalie is up the duff. The XWF'S resident had good little swimmers, I wonder if they did the back stroke?!

Natalie was still in shock as she held the pregnancy test in her hand. She put it down on the side by the sink. She reaches in between the gap to turn the shower on. Natalie stares at her naked self in the mirror, holding her belly. A tear streams down her face but a smile then emerges. It seemed Natalie was quite happy.

Natalie "I'm going to be a mum!"

She says out loud, proudly. Natalie then slides the shower door to the right and steps inside the shower. She closes the sliding door as she gets even more excited. She rinses her hair under the shower. She then wonders what Skull will think?! How will he react? Will he be just as happy as Natalie?

Meanwhile, Scully is still in his gym although now he is wearing a particular costume. He had just received a parcel in the post. He was dressed as his favourite TMNT, Raphael.


Scully felt like his favourite mean, green, fighting machine as begins to punch the punch bag.
Left jab, right jab. Left hook, right hook. He then hits the bag with a RYU type uppercut. Scully continues to hit the bag with punch combo's. He then begins kicking the bag.
Low kick, high kick, spin kick. He then hits it with a superkick as the bag goes flying once again. Skull turns around and the bag hits him in the back. Down he goes, what a twat! Skull gets back up and laughs to himself. He is in the mood for some Scully Cam.

Skull goes through the door into his kitchen, still dressed up as Raphael. He grabs his laptop, which is already on and carries it into the garage. He sets it up on top of a table and logs on to the XWF website. Skull sets the webcam and live streams Scully Cam, still dressed as Raphael of course.

"Welcome ya'll. My name is Scully and I am the greatest in wrestling history. I am one half of the XWF Tag-Team champions of the wood. I am the reigning, defending, XWF champion. I am the mother facking, most stupidest person of all time. Stupid is, what stupid does.. Baby!

I think it's ridiculous that me and Mav have to defend our tag-team Championships against two school girls. Are they going to enter the arena wearing their blouses, ties, little skirts, knee high socks and black shoes? Are they going to have little piggy tails in their hair as they skip down to the ring to hit me baby one more time? Will they eat a packed lunch during the match? A peanut butter sandwich, apple, beef flavoured Hula Hoops? Maybe a Freddo? Probably! Anything is possible in the XWF!

Me and Maverick have had the titles for just a couple a weeks now and if you think for one second that we're just gonna hand over the titles to some rookies? Damn.. You must still be high! Smoking that shit does that to you. Makes you think you're better than you are. That weed or pot, is not just giving you the munchies, it's causing you to believe that you can hang with us. People think I smoke that shanizzle, but I don't, I'm just slow. Not my fault. I can't help it, you're picking on someone with a mental disorder. Just like Gator did, and what happened to him? He ran away because this kicked his nuts. People try and bully Scully, right? No one can bully me. I'm Mr. Untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me! Man, that John Cena shit sounds gay.

Cowabunga, I just realised I still have my Raphael costume on. Damn... I look good though right? One sec..."

Scully removes the turtles head to reveal his face. Skull smiles as he leaves the rest of the costume on.

"Radical dude. Anyway as I was saying, my bitches. Me and Maverick put our straps on the line against the backstreet boys on.... Raw is Warfare! I can't wait to kick some butt and successfully defend our tag-team championships. These clearasil using rejects who have only just hit puberty and begun to shave, think they have a chance? Pffft... Are ya'll for real?"

Scully then puts on a pair of glasses which were on the table. He grabs a few sheets of random paper and hits play on his phone.

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Skull waits for the BBC News theme to finish. He shuffles the paper as he impersonates a news reporter and tries to sound intelligent as he puts a different voice on.

"Good afternoon, welcome to the XWF news. I'm your host, Scully. In the main headline today. Two members of the backstreet boys try to capture the XWF tag-team championships from Black Hand members, Scully and Maverick. One of the members of the backstreet boys, Nick Carter aka Flynn had this to say about the upcoming match...."

Scully takes the glasses off and messes his hair a bit. He then puts on a high pitch voice.

"What's happening bro?
My mum is a hoe.

Yo my name is Flynn and
I can't buy a bottle of gin.
I always get asked for I.D,
And I can't grow a tash or a goatee.
I still haven't got any pubes,
And I still haven't seen any boobs.
Well, I have but only on youporn,
I've jizzed in every sock I've ever worn.
Look at me and my gorgeous bod,
I'm a member of the Shit-A-Brick Squad.
The other day I was perving at the school,
The younger kids still think I'm cool.
The other day I was in the boiler room,
My heart was ticking, my heart went boom.
The janitor appeared and came out of the blue,
I felt a bulge in my pants, I think it was poo.
I was really scared, I shat myself,
I still wish I could buy a mag from the top shelf.

Anyway bro, I gotta go,
Skull and Maverick don't hurt me, yo!"

Skull smirks as he puts the glasses back on.

"His tag-team partner, Brian Littrell aka Carson had this message for his opponents."

Skull takes the glasses back off and this time speaks in a Mr. Bean type voice.

"Hey Skull I called you a great, big ,
I guess you already know, I used the simpleton card.
It's all I could think of, I got no disses,
The only thing I got, is Flynn's juicy kisses.
Look at me, I have a gun,
But if you attack me, I will run.
I'm just like my buddies, we're all pussies,
Please don't hurt us, don't spank our tushes.
Guess what we've been doing all this week?
Brown nosing the president, and licking his bum cheek.
I'm also a member of the same team as Flynn,
We really believe that we're gonna win.
Well, actually I admit, I tell a lie,
I'm really scared, I'm gonna cry.
Please don't hurt us, we'll suck your dick,
We're petrified, I've shat a brick.
I call myself 'Lucky Number Seven', cuz I think it sounds good,
It's because I'm always high, smoking the bud.
I know that really it sounds pretty lame,
And everyone knows I don't have game.

Anyway, I'm gonna put this gun against my head,
I'll do the world a favour and shoot myself, dead!"

Scully begins laughing and snorting like a pig. All of a sudden, Natalie enters the garage. She is wearing a nice, pretty, summer dress. Skull takes the glasses off and looks at her. He is hypnotised. Natalie smiles at Scully, although she's questioning herself, 'why is he wearing a TMNT costume?' Skull then asks Natalie something.

"Hey gorgeous, firstly you look stunning. Secondly, I'm trying to cut a promo!"

Natalie "I need to talk to you about something, really important."

"What can be so important to over shadow my amazing promo?"

Natalie "Well... Erm..."

Natalie passes Scully the pregnancy test. Skull looks it, confused. He then drops it on the floor.

Natalie "You're not happy about it, are you?"

"No cuz you pissed on it! Anyway, why you got a pregnancy test?"

Natalie "Because I'm late and was worried. So I've done the pregnancy test.... "

"And?"

Natalie "Look at it."

Skull looks at it but where he dropped the digital display is cracked and hard to read.

"It doesn't say anything."

Natalie "I'm pregnant, Mike. We're having a baby."

Skull stares into space, shocked. He stares for a minute or so...

Natalie "Say something then?"

"So does this mean your gonna get fat?"

Natalie "Thanks a bunch!"

Natalie begins to cry as she storms off. Skull doesn't have a clue why what he said upset her?! Skull didn't mean it like that but we all know how sensitive women are, unless your Flynn, who is still a Virgin. Skull feels a bit of mode coming on. He suddenly tries to spin kick the punch bag. He misses as he spins around, landing on his ass. Skull just stares at the ceiling before getting up. He looks into the camera.

"I'm da facking daddy now!"

He end's the live stream and tries to find Natalie to make amends.