August 6th 1945

The rock goes ring.

NOCMM: Hello?

Hero Xtreme 1.0: Hey, it's God.

NOCMM: What the fuck? A rock just rung and I picked it up and now I can hear your voice.

Hero Xtreme 1.0: What can I say? I'm God. Anyway how is the trip to Japan going? Is Jesus 2 being good?

NOCMM: Yeah, he's fine. He can survive nuclear weapons right? I forgot this city was getting bombed when I agreed to take him with me.

Hero Xtreme 1.0: Fuck if I know. I'll just make another one if he dies, anyway did you bang any hot demons?

NOCMM: Ew, no, that would be like fucking a homeless chick before making her take a shower. I bet a demon's vagina would smell like tapioca or something else nasty.

Hero Xtreme 1.0: Then don't smell her demon vagina if you hate pudding.

NOCMM: I really don't feel comfortable here. I thought I was only supposed to be near Asians around Chinese New Year?

Hero Xtreme 1.0: You're just there for the fireworks, so it's kind of like Chinese New Year, plus the demons will get all fucked up. That is why you tricked the US into bombing them so you could see some radioactive demons, right?

NOCMM: I guess this is like an unofficial Chinese New Year.

Hero Xtreme 1.0: Wait I have an idea.

Hero Xtreme 1.0 snaps his fingers.

Hero Xtreme 1.0: There it's officially Chinese New Year! Now when the bomb goes off find some hot demon girls and fuck them with that invisible dick of yours.

NOCMM: Okay. Thanks God.

Hero Xtreme 1.0: No, thank you for taking my kid with you. Get him laid too.

NOCMM: Alright, how do I hang this up?

Hero Xtreme 1.0: Just set it back down where you found it. See you later dude.

NOCMM: Bye.

NOCMM hangs up the rock as the atomic bomb drops and the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

Star of The Month (February 2002)
WXC Tag Team Champion x3 (/w Venom Explosion (2), DJ Death)
UWF X-Treme Champion x5
UWF No Limits Champion x2
UWF Tag Team Champion x1 (/w Shaker Jones)
BBCXR Heavyweight Champion x4
SOW World Champion x2
RXW World Champion x1
RXW X-Division Champion x1
NWPW Rapid Division Champion x 3
WFWD Intercontinental Champion x2
XWL United States Champion x2
XWL European Champion x1
XWL Tag Bowl Winner (/w White Abyss)
BLOOD Bleeding Champion x3

All Time Record: 912-32-4
Hero Xtreme Un Record: 0-3-0

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