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Shove It: The Rumble 8/2/2015
Author Message
Archie Lawson Offline
Britain's Finest Export



XWF FanBase:
Men, some teens

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty)


#1
02-08-2015, 02:50 PM


Jamie N Commons opens up the show with the Rumble theme song! But as it fades...



Britannia Rules The Waves bellows out of the speakers in the jam packed 02 Arena. The crowd are cheering, which is unusual for Archie Lawson.

He emerges from the curtains with a grin on his face and he begins to fake worship the crowd. This is his home city after all.

He strides down the ramp, suited and booted, with a microphone in hand.

As he climbs into the ring he cuts out the music with the swipe of his right hand. Looking around the arena one more time, the crowd erupts again as the former Warfare General Manager struggles to get a word in.

“Good evening London! I am thrilled to be back here in the XWF, and also to be back here in London. Tonight, I host a classic Archie Lawson Shove It tonight, and what better way to do that then with a Royal Rumble, with the winner receiving an opportunity at any championship at any event that they choose. Oh and who better to do commentary than yours truly?”

The crowd erupts once more as Archie heads towards the commentary desk.

“Let’s get this match underway!”

"Push Th' Little Daisies" by Ween hits the ring. Rapist Shane emerges from behind the curtain with a sinister grin on his face, well, is that his face? Who the fuck knows?

“What better way to get this match start than with Rapist Shane. VINTAGE SHOVE IT!”

Rapist Shane rapes a random female spectator on his way to the ring.

“Well it wouldn’t be Shove It without some rape!”

He rolls into the ring as John Cena’s basic thuganomics theme hits the ring.

Cena emerges from the curtain, he sprints down the ramp, wasting little time to lay into Rapist Shane.

Royal Rumble Match
Rapist Shane
100%
- vs -
John Cena 2009
100%


The bell rings and the two begin to throw left and rights at each other without hesitation. It takes John Cena little time to whip Shane into the corner and then hit him with a clothesline.

Cena then runs off the opposite ropes and takes him down with a flying shoulder knock. Shane falls back into the ropes, Cena ducks down to lift the rapist up but then it is countered. Shane drops down to the mat and hits Cena with a thumb to the eye.

He attempts to whip his cock out but Cena counters by kicking him in the balls.

“Oh god! That’s legal! Remember there’s no disqualifications in a Rumble match!”

Cena lifts him up from behind and plants him with a sit out powerbomb.

He looks to the crowd, and some of them cheer, and some of them jeer. A classic reaction for Cena.

Pointing to the top turnbuckle. Cena then leaps up to the top and as Shane begins to climb to his feet, Cena looks for a leg drop but Shane catches him with a knee to the skull in mid air.

Both men are down now

“5….



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3….


2…


1…”

“Who’s next?”

It’s Lucius Fyre.

"Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crüe hits the ring and Lucius Fyre wastes no time but to come spinning out from under the X-Tron and then cantering down the ramp. He slides under the bottom rope and goes to take out both Cena and Rapist Shane but they both duck his clothesline. On the return they kick him in the gut, and then both grab him by the head and lift him high into the air, planting him with a double suplex!

Rapist Shane and Cena have formed an extremely unlikely alliance! They high five then run off of the opposite ropes and both plant elbows on Lucius.

They pick him up and launch him over the top rope but Lucius clings on for dear life.

Rapist Shane & Cena both turn around and begin to celebrate as if they have eliminated someone.

“This is a strange, strange match.”

They leap into the air and high five each other.

“5….


4…..


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2….




1…!!!”

Bad Boy hits the ring…

“Oh my! It can’t be… Can it? IT IS!! RAZOR RAMON is back in the XWF once again!”

Razor Ramon slowly strolls down the ramp as Lucius, Cena and Rapist Shane all exchange forearms and punches. We are only a few minutes into this match!

Razor climbs over the top rope, and all three of the men turn around to see him. Cena looks like he’s seen a ghost, he can’t believe it! He backs off, as does Lucius. Shane looks back at the two men and shakes his head. He runs at Ramon who takes down Rapist Shane with a big boot to the skull!

Cena decides it’s his change. He runs at Razor Ramon who clotheslines him. Then he grabs Lucius and hits him with the Razor’s Edge! (Crucifix Powerbomb).

“There it is! What a deadly move!!!!”

The fans are roaring in excitement.

“5….


4…

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1….!”

"Sheepherder Chantin" by Barney Green feat. Joe Satriani and Jim Johnston hits the ring! And look who it is! It’s the man himself… Barney Green!

“Oh god! If it isn’t the Boston Brawler. And he’s pointing at Razor Ramon!”

Barney sprints, well sorta, down the ramp and slides into the ring. The two of them stare each other down. Squaring up to each other. Everyone else is down!

Barney wastes no more time, he punches Razor from the right. Then Razor hits a swift right arm back. Rapist Shane jumps Barney and Cena jumps Barney. Both of the powerhouses fall to the ground, Lucius Fyre joins in and begins to stomp on the two powerhouses who are on the mat.

Royal Rumble Match
Rapist Shane
80%
- vs -
John Cena 2009
80%
- vs -
Lucius Fyre
50%
- vs -
Razor Ramon
60%
- vs -
Barney Green
80%


This match is really beginning to heat up!

Barney Green manages to power to his feet. He slings Lucius to the mat and then runs off the ropes before splashing him.

Barney then takes down Razor Ramon with a cross body! A surprisingly athletic move from the power house. Green Awakening! Out of no where! He plants Lucius Fyre with the Green Awakening! Devastating!

“5….

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3…


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1….!”

Still Standing by Side Weighs hits the ring!

“Well if it isn’t the little cunt himself! It’s Frodo Smackins! How I fucking hate this annoying runt but he has entered at entry number six, and I don’t fancy his chances!!”

Frodo emerges from the curtains. He slowly walks down the ramps whilst the other competitors battle. As he enters the ring he ducks a clothesline from Razor Ramon, then turns around, climbs over the top rope and walks away.

The aroma of some sort of food, seemingly Italian, had distracted Frodo and it seems as though he can no longer be bothered with this Rumble match.

Frodo Smackins has been Eliminated!

Frodo just follows the scent to the back.

“Uh… what just happened? Okay, this match just took an even stranger turn!”

No one else has been eliminated still!

Rapist Shane has got Cena in the corner and is offloading shoulders to the gut over and over and over again!

Barney and Ramon are both offloading punches to Lucius Fyre.

Fyre falls back into the ropes, and they plant Fyre with a double DDT.

“5…..



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2…..


1…..!!”


“Who could be entrant number 7?”

" Fear Nothing" by Jim Johnston hits the ring.

“LOOK WHO’S BACK!!”

It’s Swift Ion! The crowd erupts into jeers and the crowd try to throw bottles and sodas at him.

He sprints down the ramp and leaps up onto the ring apron before leaping up onto the top rope and throwing himself towards Barney Green who catches him with an enziguri in mid air!

Swift Ion falls backwards and lands ass first into Rapist Shane! The crowd erupt into cheers as Rapist Shane whips out his cock and inserts it into Swift Ion!

“Well you know what they say. Any Shove It without at least one rape is a dull affair, well we have had two here tonight and this certainly is not a dull affair!”

Rapist Shane ejaculates onto Swift Ion who is then planted by an attitude adjustment from John Cena 2009!

Barney Green hits the ropes again!

SPLAT!

Ion is annihilated. Lucius Fyre picks him up and lifts him into the air and then plants him onto his own knee! Devastating back buster!

Rapist Shane then finishes him off with a leg drop!

“5…..


4…..


3….


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1…..”


I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister hits the ring! It’s the newly bald, thanks to Frodo Smackins, “Loverboy” Vinnie Lane hits the ring! He comes flying out of the curtains. Vinnie sprints down the ramp and then slides into the ring. The crowd have erupted into cheers as Lane ducks a big boot from Razor Ramon. Lane then runs across the ring…


A running high knee! He sends Swift Ion over the top rope!

Swift Ion has been eliminated!

Lucius tries to clothesline Lane but Lane ducks it and runs into the ropes, leaps up onto the middle rope and then flies backwards over Lucius. Lucius turns and SUPERKICK!!

Lucius is sent flying over the top rope and Vinnie Lane has made an immediate impact!

Lucius Fyre has been eliminated!

“Vinnie Lane is on one right here ladies and gentlemen! He’s only entrant number 8 and he’s already eliminated two competitors! And it seems he’s not done just yet!”

Barney Green and Razor Ramon run at Lane. But Lane rolls backwards out of the way before hitting Ramon with a superkick that puts him against the ropes and then clotheslining him out of the match! What a hit!

Razor Ramon has been eliminated!

Vinnie then points at Barney Green! Making it clear that he wants to take him out! He goes right after Green, offloading a flurry of forearms before… oh no! What’s this!!


“There is no way he can lift Barney Green up to hit this move!”

THE HEARTBREAKER!!! (Styles Clash)

“OH MY GOD! What strength by Vinnie Lane!”

Lane then picks up what is basically dead weight in Barney green before throwing him over the top as well

Barney Green has been eliminated!

“5….

4….


3…..

2…..

1!!!!”

Chris Benoit’s theme song hits the ring!

“Look who it is! The Chair of Mastermind!?”

The chair rolls down the ramp and just continues to bump into the ring apron.

Archie Lawson gets up and throws the chair into the ring.

Loverboy uses the chair to plant both Cena and Rapist Shane!

He then hits an axe kick to Cena, planting him against the ropes.

Cena runs at Loverboy who plants him with a spinning spinebuster!

Vinnie turns around, kicks Rapist Shane in the gut and plants him with a snap suplex.

Moving on, he grabs the Chair of Mastermind and launches it over the top rope!

Chair of Mastermind is eliminated

Vinnie Lane then grabs Rapist Shane by the head and throws him over the top rope as well! Before turning around to see Cena running at him! Vinnie Lane pulls down the top rope and sends Cena flying over as well! He has cleared the entire ring!!!!

Rapist Shane & John Cena 2009 have been eliminated!

“5….

4….

3….

2….

1!!!!”

It’s Venomous!

Royal Rumble Match
“Loverboy” Vinnie Lane
100%
- vs -
Venomous
100%


Watch You Bleed by Five Finger Death Punch plays out of the speakers and Venomous emerges to jeers from the crowd. He points at Lane who simply laughs.

Venomous runs down the ramp and walks straight into a forearm, and another. Vinnie whips him across the ring into the turnbuckle. Vinnie runs across the ring and hits a splash in the corner before sprinting off of the ropes and nailing a bulldog! The crowd are going wild for what is a dominant display from “Loverboy”.

Venomous gets back to his feet, runs off of the ropes but is intercepted by a knee to the mid-section from Vinnie Lane who then kicks Venomous in the gut and plants him with a spike DDT.

He then picks him up before whipping Venomous across the ring. Vinnie takes his time in ducking a clothesline before slinging him over the top rope! Venomous lands on the ring apron though, balancing. Vinnie holds his hands in the air but turns around to see Venomous balancing on the apron.

SUPERKICK!

Sends Venomous flying to the outside.

Venomous has been eliminated!

Vinnie is pumped up now! He riles himself up as the crowd begin to countdown for the next entrant.

“5…

4…

3…

2…

1!!!”

Supersonic by Oasis hits the ring and outcomes Caroline O’Hara Burchill.

Vinnie moves from side to side. Stalking his opponent. Caroline climbs the steel steps and walks into the ring before immediately slapping Lane across the face, causing a loud “Oooo!” From the crowd.

Vinnie grabs her by the hair and smashes her face first into the top turnbuckle but she turns and elbows him in the jaw. She kicks him in the gut and sends him over the top rope!

But Lane holds on! He pulls himself up onto the ring apron. Burchill runs at him but he hits her with a shoulder to the gut before lifting her over onto the ring apron as well!

They begin to exchange punches!

Burchill falls to the apron and rolls into the ring. Lane heads to the top turnbuckle and flies off of it, but Burchill rolls out of the way and Lane rolls forwards to avoid a collision with the mat.

She swings wildly at him but Loverboy ducks and the two exchange slow heavy punches!

“5….

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1…!!”

Aeon - God Gives Head in Heaven hits the ring and outcomes Mini Morbid!

“This place is so fucked up!”

Royal Rumble Match
“Loverboy” Vinnie Lane
98%
- vs -
Caroline O’Hara Burchill
90%
- vs -
Mini Morbid
100%


Mini Morbid runs towards the ring, tries to jump up onto the ring apron but can’t. so he has got to climb the steps instead. Caroline and Vinnie turn around looking rather confused at Mini Morbid. He climbs over the bottom rope and then runs at Vinnie Lane. Vinnie kicks him over. Caroline grabs Vinnie by the head and spins him around before planting him with a spinning neckbreaker. Caroline turns to receive a kick to the shins by Morbid and then a headbut to the midsection.

Morbid then punches her in the head. She falls to the mat and Morbid kicks her in the ribs.. He runs off of the ropes and plants her with a knee drop to the head.

He turns though and Vinnie Lane is back to his feet. Vinnie grabs him and lifts him high up into the air before dropping him onto the mat with a standard power slam.

“5…..

4……

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2…..


1…..”

In the Twilight by Nine Inch Nails plays and out comes Polvo Blanco. He runs down the ramp but as soon as he enters the ring… SUPERKICK by Lane! Sending him to the ring apron! Then Caroline and Mini Morbid run at Polvo and double drop kick him to finish him off! Sending him straight back out again!

Polvo Blanco has been eliminated.

Caroline and Lane go at it again as Mini Morbid watches on from the middle turnbuckle.

Vinnie whips her into the ropes and lifts her up, spinning her around his body, using the momentum created from the running before slamming her on her back in the centre of the ring. What a deadly Tilt-A-Whirl Powerslam! High impact!!

Vinnie turns. Mini Morbid flings himself at Vinnie and takes him down with a crossbody.

Lane is fast to his feet though, and grabs mini Morbid, locking him in his finishing move: Dragon Clutch Sleeper hold!

Mini Morbid begins to fade out!

What’s this though!

Caroline is up high!

Flying leg drop to Lane!

Deadly.

She picks him up and flings him over the top rope once again. She thinks he is eliminated and goes after Mini Morbid, but Lane has held on for dear life!

She picks Mini Morbid up and throws him across the ring before being on the receiving end of a superkick from Vinnie Lane!

She is against the ropes.

“5….


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1….”

Whispers in the Dark by Skillet hits the ring! Here comes LH Harrison who receives resounding jeers from the crowd.

Harrison enters the ring and for some reason spears Lane! Preventing him from taking out Caroline O’Hara Burchill.

Mini Morbid runs at Harrison but Harrison kicks him in the gut and plants him with a vertebreaker.

Harrison picks Mini Morbid up and flings him over the top rope and to the outside.

Mini Morbid has been eliminated!

Harrison waves goodbye to Mini Morbid whilst smiling. Turns though and Caroline plants him with a clothesline.

She then drops an elbow on him before grasping him by the head and picking him up. She whips him into the corner and then runs at him. LH retaliates with a high knee and then goes to take her down with a Russian leg sweep but is taken aback by a kick to the gut from Lane who then puts his leg on the back of LH’s back for twisting forwards and executing an overdrive!

Caroline then runs onto the back of Lane… Fameasser!

“5…….

4…….



3…



2….

1….!!”

Monster by Meg & Dia comes booming out of the speakers and out comes Essence! She skips across the stage gracefully before sprinting down the ramp. She is hit in the gut with a kick though and is then launched towards Lane who ducks. LH and Caroline clothesline Essence to the apron before she is finished off by a devastating dragon kick by Vinnie Lane!

Essence is eliminated!

Royal Rumble Match
“Loverboy” Vinnie Lane
90%
- vs -
Caroline O’Hara Burchill
50%
- vs -
LH Harrison
95%


This match continues! The three of them squaring off, they circle each other. Eventually Vinnie makes the first move by kicking Caroline in the gut and launching her towards LH who sidesteps her, turns and grabs her from behind. He pulls her back onto his knee and executes a powerful back breaker.

Vinnie and LH then look at each other, a mutual respect between the two it seems. Vinnie offers a test of strength but Caroline goes for a cheapshot on LH! Vinnie blocks it though with a high kick to the head. Lane follows this up with a swift forearm and then a spinning elbow!

LH hits her with a missile drop kick! Sending her against the ropes.

Vinnie then darts across the ring and uses yet another superkick but this time Caroline ducks it! Vinnie is caught on the top rope! She looks to eliminate him but Vinnie clings on. He whips himself under the bottom rope and through her legs.

“5….

4…..

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1!!!!”

Fuck Everything by Jon Lajoie hits the ring!

“Who the fuck is this!? It’s a new superstar!”

“My dick is like an aeroplane, it gives girls orgasms!”

A random voice echoed before Jamaican Jimmy appeared at the top of the ramp he slowly swaggers down the ramp with a grin on his smug face. There is no reaction from the crowd.

“Jamaican Jimmy? Guy seems like a cunt!”

Jimmy climbs into the ring, where at first he avoids a clothesline from Harrison., then from Lane, then from Burchill. He dances around and points to his crotch but then receives a facebuster from Caroline for good measure. Harrison finishes him off with a powerful headbuttt to send Jimmy over the top rope!

Jamaican Jimmy has been eliminated!

Harrison turns and runs at Burchill but she spins out of the way, Lane catches Harrison with an arm drag. Then another. Then Harrison is up again, runs at Lane who ducks this time. Burchill runs towards him but they both miss each other. Lane then plants Harrison with a running high knee. Turns and lifts Burchill up with an atomic drop!

She groggily falls towards the ropes! Harrison grabs Lane from behind though! Harrison hits the European uppercut!

Lane falls towards Burchill. Harrison clumsily runs towards them both, they both duck and Burchill pulls down the top rope!

Harrison lands on the apron!

Lane flips Burchill over and she also lands on the apron.

He drops down to the mat to rest! He is clearly exhausted from this match! He has been here for a long time now!

Lane and Burchill exchange some punches, but Burchill steps back.

“OH MY WORD!”

Harrison out of nowhere plants Burchill with the most brutal of clotheslines! She lands on the apron and then falls to the outside!

Caroline O’Hara Burchill has been eliminated!

“5….

4….

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2…

1!!!”

Shaman’s Harvest - Dangerous echoes around the arena. We know who this is!

It’s Austin Fernando! He strides out confidently.

He walks straight into the ring and plants Harrison with a European uppercut! And another! It looks like he’s going for his signature move “Count it out!” but after the third uppercut he is about to line up the discus clothesline when he is interrupted by Vinnie Lane! Lane is then on the receiving end of three european uppercuts!

Austin lines them both up! DOUBLE discus clothesline! Taking them both out! Austin has a huge grin on his face! He managed to nail that signature move.

Lane slowly and groggily climbs to his feet and swings wildly but Austin ducks and then lifts up Lane and flings him over his head, executing a brutal german suplex.

Harrison runs at Fernando now. Fernando ducks then turns and hits a boxing jab and follows it up with a DDT!

Austin is holding all of the momentum at the minute!

Royal Rumble Match
“Loverboy” Vinnie Lane
70%
- vs -
LH Harrison
65%
- vs -
Austin Fernando
97%


Austin turns and jabs Lane, then jabs Harrison. Both of them counter by kicking him in the gut and they plant him with a double suplex!

All three men are down now!

“5….

4…..

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2….

1!!!”

Blue Monday by Orgy hits the ring and outcomes Ruben Mitchell!

He wastes no time., He shows no hype towards the fans he simply runs down the ramp and slides into the ring.

Mitchell enters but as soon as he does, he’s on the receiving end of a superkick by Loverboy that sends Mitchell into the corner! Harrison sprints off of the ropes and hits Mitchell with a high knee! Loverboy and Harrison then hit Ruben with a straight punch each that sends Ruben against the ropes. Out of nowhere, Austin Fernando emerges with a high spinning kick that sends Mitchell over the top rope and out of the match!

Ruben Mitchell has been eliminated!

Harrison is groggy and tired against the turnbuckle. Vinnie runs at him but runs straight into a high foot from Harrison. Austin grabs Vinnie and plants him with a belly to belly suplex. Harrison runs at Austin but is elevated high into the air!

Some how Harrison lands on his feet and plants Austin with a vicious spinebuster! There was venom in that!

“5…..


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1!!!”

Japanese drums begin to bang and out comes Master Lito!

He strides with the drums and then leaps into the ring. Harrison runs at him but Lito cartwheels out of the way! Vinnie Lane flips Harrison over the top rope from behind!

Harrison lands on the apron though!

Lito runs at Lane, but Lane sends him on! Harrison pulls down the top rope and Lito goes flying over it and is eliminated immediately!

Master Lito has been eliminated!

Harrison is still on the apron! As he is climbing back in he is on the receiving end of a knee from Austin Fernando.

He and Lane both whip Harrison across the ring. Lane plants Harrison with a low knee as Austin runs the opposite ropes and plants him with a shining wizard!

Lane and Austin now lock up again. Lane grabs Austin in a headlock but Austin pushes him towards the ropes. Lane leaps up onto the middle rope and then springboards off the ropes and hits a springboard axe kick! High impact!

All three men are down once again as the countdown begins to see who the 20th entrant is!

“5….

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1…..!!!”

Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth (Remixed by Steve Tushdar) hits the ring. Smoke emerges and then Maverick appears amongst the smoke.

He heads down the ramp and climbs up onto the ring apron before entering the ring. He takes down Austin with a shoulder knock. Then clotheslines Harrison. He then ducks a forearm from Lane before planting him with the Lights Out! (Spinebuster)

Austin is back up! He then walks into an atomic drop from Maverick!

He’s not done! He hits another clothesline on Harrison and then sends him over the ropes!

Harrison lands on the apron though.

Lane looks for a superkick on Maverick but Maverick ducks and it hits Harrison who is sent flying down to the outside!

LH Harrison has been eliminated!

Lane turns and Maverick grabs him by the legs, knocking him to the ground! He attempts to lock in the Tap or Snap (Sharpshooter) but as he does, Lane kicks him forwards, sending Maverick towards Austin who plants him with a uppercut!

Royal Rumble Match
“Loverboy” Vinnie Lane
55%
- vs -
Austin Fernando
75%
- vs -
Maverick
80%


Maverick drops to the mat!

“Austin has made good use of those deadly uppercuts just like Lane has made good use of those kicks! Who’s going to win between the kick and the cut though?”

Vinnie Lane has been in this match for a long time now and has made nine eliminations! Dominant!

Is time wearing out now though for Lane? Austin throws him into the turnbuckle and begins to throw boxing punches left right and centre. Maverick jumps Austin from behind though, and kicks him in the knee. He whips him into the rose but Austin with a deadly lariat out of nowhere!!

Lane is back to his feet, he runs at Fernando. Austin grabs Lane by the head and hits him with a right arm. Lane fights back with a crossbody chop! They go back and forth for a few moments until Lane whips Austin across the ring. Lane drops to the mat, Austin continues to run, and then on his way back Lane leaps over him. Then they meet in the centre and Lane drops him with a missile dropkick to Austin’s knee.

Austin falls to the mat and Lane plants him with a DDT.

Maverick grabs Lane from behind and attempts to throw him out but Lane holds on once again!

“5….

4….

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1!!!”

Silver and Cold by AFI hits the ring and outcomes… Well who is this?

The lights go out and nothing but the soft cry of an infant is heard. The sound of a pair of scissors’ steel gnashing against itself silences the child. Silver and Cold begins to play and a large plume of red mist clouds the entrance way. A new competitor, by the name of Herod, emerges at the top of the ramp. Terrified, the three men in the ring stare as Herod slowly makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.

He cackles softly as he plants Lane with a jumping knee!

He then follows this up by headbutting Austin and taking him down with a Pulling piledriver!

Maverick is foolish enough to punch Herod from behind who just turns and stares at his opponent. Herod pushes him against the ropes and then out of nowhere!!

REVERSE STO!

“I have done some research on this strange, strange man. He calls himself Herod, and that’s his signature move, he calls it Hush, Little Baby!”

Herod is making a statement!

Austin runs at him, but Herod ducks and plants him with a Hush, Little Baby as well!

Then one to Lane! Herod has taken them all out!

He grabs Maverick and headbutts him. Sending him into the corner. He then whips Maverick across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. Herod runs across and tackles him into the corner before unloading repetitive shoulders to the mid section. Eventually he grabs him by the head and plants him with a headlock driver!

“5….


4…..

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1…!!!”

Blacklist - Exodus hits the ring!

You know who it is! Flames erupt and so does Cain who powers his way down the ramp!

Cain leaps onto the apron and climbs into the ring.

Lane frowns at him and goes straight after him, Cain clotheslines Lane! Then picks him up… sidewalk slam!

Cain turns to see Austin but he ducks and picks him up from behind hits him with the Half Nelson Suplex.

Maverick, from behind takes him down with a forearm. Cain barely moves though. He turns and pulls Maverick towards him. He smirks in his face and then lifts him up into the air before sending him head first into the turnbuckle!

Cain then picks him up by the throat!! Oh a trademark Chokeslam to hell!

Cain turns and looks straight at Herod. The two square off! Punch after punch! Herod comes out on top! He whips Cain across the ring, but Cain takes him down with a shoulder knock. He then runs off the ropes and goes a Das Boot but Herod ducks and then turns and powerslams Cain to the ground!

Herod looks to attack Cain more but is met by Austin Fernando who hits him with an elbow. He then hits him with a stunner!

Herod flies back into the turnbuckle! Austin runs at him and nails him with a european uppercut!

Royal Rumble Match
“Loverboy” Vinnie Lane
42%
- vs -
Austin Fernando
71%
- vs -
Maverick
28%
- vs -
Herod
83%
- vs -
Cain
72%


Herod drops to the mat. Austin grabs him by the head and looks to throw him over but Herod holds on. Cain runs at him, but Austin ducks it. He keeps going but Herod plants him with a forearm. Vinnie Lane emerges and takes down Cain with anger, unloading a flurry of forearms!

Maverick sprints at Austin but Austin spins him around and lifts him over onto the ring apron. Lane notices an opportunity and sprints across the ring to clothesline Maverick to the outside!

Maverick has been eliminated!

Maverick is furious! He shouts and stomps as Vinnie Lane celebrates his tenth elimination!..

“5…..

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2….


1!!!!”

The Monster by Rihanna hits the ring and out comes Mastermind!! An angry Maverick looks to plant him but Mastermind ducks and sprints down the ramp, ignoring Maverick. He slides into the ring and begins to unload fisherman suplexes everywhere!

One to Lane!

One to Cain!

One to Herod!

One to Austin!

Another to Cain!

Another to Lane!

This time he is intercepted by Austin who plants him with a jawbreaker!

Austin swings him around but Mastermind reverses it by getting behind Austin and planting him with a reverse DDT!

Herod hits Mastermind with a forearm. Then another. He kicks Mastermind in the gut grabs him by the left arm, OVERDRIVE!

Deadly move!

Lane drops an elbow on Mastermind before he is hit by a lariat from Herod. Herod cackles as he stands over everyone else.

“5….

4…..


3….

2….


1!!!”

Room to Breath by You Me At Six bellows out as the crowd jeers. Scully appears at the top of the ramp and scurries down it. He takes down Herod with a spear before offloading a flurry of closed fists to the skull.

Scully stands up and hits an eye poke to Austin before executing a T-Bone suplex to him! He then runs off the ropes and hits a swinging neckbreaker to Lane!

Scully stomps on Lane! Stomps on Austin!

Mastermind runs at him wildly! Scully side steps and takes him down with a shoulder charge before roaring!

Cain though, he plants Scully with Das Boot! (Running big boot)

Cain begins to celebrate but is dumped over the top rope from behind by a combination of Herod and Austin Fernando!

Cain has been eliminated!

Mastermind grabs Herod from behind and attempts to lock him in a sleeper hold! Herod grabs Mastermind’s arm though and twists it around, before kicking Mastermind in the jaw, knocking him to the ground. He then runs off of the ropes and lands on Mastermind with a leg drop.

Lane and Austin are brawling in the corner as the action continues and the next count down begins!

“5…..


4…..

3…..


2….


1…..!!”

Daylight by Matt and Kim plays over the speakers as a very intoxicated Luca Arzegotti stumbles his way down to the ring, laughing and swaying all the way.

He eventually makes it into the ring where he rather groggily takes down both Lane and Austin with a standing drop kick.

Luca smirks before darting across the ring where he whips Mastermind against the ropes and then hits him with a roundhouse kick!

Off the ropes again, this time he leaps into the air and lands a double foot stomp to Mastermind.

He sees Herod heading towards him so he drops down and hits him with a knee to the mid section! He then nails him with a snapmare and heads up top. He does some sort of weird dancing before leaping into the air and rotating to execute a deadly Mexican Spalsh (Yes, Spalsh, not splash - 450 Splash) to the gut of Herod who roars in pain.

Mastermind slowly clambers to his feet! Austin and Lane both attack him with a double lariat but he ducks it! He leans against the ropes but then he doesn’t see Luca coming!

Roundhouse kick sends Mastermind to the outside! He’s out!

Mastermind has been eliminated!

“5….

4…..

3…..

2….

1!!!!”

Undead by Hollywood Undead hits the ring and Justin Sane comes sprinting down the ramp!

He is met immediately by a forearm from Luca Arzegotti. Who whips him across the ring where Herod greets him with a jumping knee!

Loverboy hits Justin with a back cracker!and then he is sent on his way by Austin Fernando who uppercuts him over the top rope and out of the match!

Justin Sane has been eliminated!

Royal Rumble Match
“Loverboy” Vinnie Lane
27%
- vs -
Austin Fernando
48%
- vs -
Herod
36%
- vs -
Scully
51%
- vs -
Luca Arzegotti
74%


The match continues! Scully is fast to his feet! He walks across the ring and grabs Luca Arzegotti and pulls him into the centre of the ring. He lifts him up high for a suplex but Luca kicks his feet and uses his momentum to land on his feet. He lands behind Scully and hits him with a German suplex.

Austin Fernando grabs Luca from behind and turns him around, he kicks him in the gut. Austin tilts him around and executes a swinging neckbreaker!

Herod grabs Austin from behind but Austin backs him into the ropes. Austin then ducks as Lane emerges with another superkick!

It hits Herod who goes flying over onto the ring apron! Scully runs at Lane but Lane flips out of the way! Scully then flies into Herod and sends him out of the match!

Herod has been eliminated!

Scully stares in confusion and Austin Fernando quickly takes advantage by putting Scully over the rope by lifting him from the leg and dumping him to the outside!

Scully has been eliminated!

“5…..


4…..


3…..

2…..

1!!!”

Who is the last surprise entrant?

Britannia Rules The Waves hits the ring!

“You didn’t think I wasn’t going to enter my own rumble did you?”

Lawson took off his suit jacket and then slid into the ring!

As soon as he did though Luca Arzegotti & Vinnie Lane clotheslined him back over in a matter of seconds!

Archie Lawson has been Eliminated

Archie looked stunned as he landed on the outside, he put on his jacket and took his place back at commentary.

“All great things have to come to an end, some faster than others.”

Royal Rumble Match
“Loverboy” Vinnie Lane
20%
- vs -
Austin Fernando
36%
- vs -
Luca Arzegotti
31%


Luca turns to Vinnie, who turns to Austin who turns to Luca. The three of them begin to circle each other…

Vinnie goes straight for Luca Arzegotti! Luca takes him down with a toe hold though and then drops an elbow to the back of Vinnie. Austin stays back and stares at them both as they go at it!

Luca looks to grab Lane by the leg to lock in a single legged Boston Crab but Vinnie spins around and then kicks Luca forwards towards Austin who sends him head first into the turnbuckle. Austin then runs off of the ropes and takes Luca down with a running bulldog. He pulls himself up and then hits Vinnie with an axe kick.

“5….


4….


3…..


2…..


1!!!!”

House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie echoes throughout the arena. The lights go out for a moment and then as they flicker back on Doctor Louis D’Ville appears at the stage. He slowly eases his way down the ramp. The match has stood still, awaiting his entry!

He lingers by slowly climbing up the steel steps and into the ring. They begin to run at him one by one but he takes them out with forearm after forearm.

Lane sprints at him again but D’Ville kicks him in the gut and hits him with a snap suplex in the centre of the ring. D’Ville then blocks an oncoming clothesline from Luca Arzegotti. He grabs his arm and then plants him with a Russian leg sweep!

D’Ville is making a statement! He clearly wants to win this rumble!

Austin walks towards D’Ville and looks to grab him from behind but the Doctor turns around and grins at Austin who tries to throw a forearm but is met by a choke! D’Ville forces Austin down to one knee with the choke, he then kicks him in the side of the head and stomps on him for good measure.

“5….

4….

3…..

2……

1…..”

Rock You Like A Fucking Hurricane hits the ring!

“He’s back!!! I haven’t seen this man in a long time! It’s Scorpio!”

The demon, covered in his usual battle marks and face paint, Scorpio, comes sprinting down the ring, screaming as he does so!

He slides in and takes D’Ville down with a tackle before grabbing him by the arm and punching him in the head with his other hand. He does so over and over again until Luca Arzegotti makes the mistake of grabbing Scorpio from behind! Scorpio turns and launches Luca flying over the top rope and eliminating him!

Luca Arzegotti has been eliminated!

Vinnie Lane has crawled to the corner where he is trying to regain some energy.

Austin tries to run at Scorpio from behind but Scorpio sees him coming and does a backwards roll through Austin’s legs and then takes him down with a leaping leg lariat!

He’s getting pumped up now! He runs across the ring but Doctor Louis D’Ville intercepts with a side slam! Scorpio roars in pain as he holds his ribs in pain!

“Who is the final entrant going to be!?”

“5…..

4…..

3…..


2….


1!!!!”

Kraken - I Wanna High Yeah hits the ring!

“OH MY! Look at the size of this man!”

Woeful slowly treads down the ramp! He is huge!

He slides in. Austin runs at him but Woeful simply shoulders him to the ground! He then takes down D’Ville with a clothesline! He grabs Lane and smacks him on the chest before lifting him up and scoop slamming him onto the ground!

Scorpio tries to take Woeful down from behind but Woeful grabs him by the throat and lifts him up… Chokeslam!!

Woeful roars but Vinnie Lane is up! What’s he doing!

Superkick! He kicks Woeful who bounces off of the ropes!

Lane then somehow picks Woeful up by the shoulder and the inside of the leg! It’s like Hogan Andre all over again! He picks Woeful up and slings him over the top rope! Slamming him down to the outside!

Woeful has been eliminated!

Royal Rumble Match
“Loverboy” Vinnie Lane
10%
- vs -
Austin Fernando
22%
- vs -
Doctor Louis D’Ville
80%
- vs -
Scorpio
90%


“We are down to our final four! Loverboy has been in here for ages now! It’s getting ridiculous! How is he still surviving?”

Loverboy celebrates! Austin grabs him and flips him over the top rope! He thinks Loverboy is out but Lane has held on once again!

He clings onto the bottom rope and then rolls back into the ring!

Scorpio turns and grabs Austin by the Ankle, he tries to lock him an ankle lock! He does!

Austin roars out in pain but D’Ville is behind Scorpio with a sadistic grin on his face!

D’Ville grabs Scorpio from behind! Scorpio still holds Austin in the ankle lock. D’Ville has got Scorpio in the 302 (Tazzmission) at the same time! The ankle lock eventually loosens as Scorpio begins to fade!

Lane is up top!

Frogsplash! Onto D’Ville and Scorpio!

Loverboy may have hurt himself in the process! It seems he has! D’Ville is up!

RUNNING ELBOW! Lane is over! He’s over!

He’s held on AGAIN!

Out of nowhere though!

It’s Austin with the roundhouse kick! Lane is out!

Vinnie Lane has been eliminated!

“Lane’s out! Vinnie Lane, fantastically, has lasted unbelievably long like a porn star!”

Austin celebrates finally eliminating Vinnie Lane!

He turns though and walks into a perfection kick from Scorpio that sends him onto the ring apron!

D’Ville has climbed up high!

Leaping headbutt! He connects with Austin!

Austin Fernando has been eliminated!

He is sent to the outside and to the ground!

Scorpio looks to grab D’Ville from behind and send him over but D’Ville turns and kicks him in the gut! He lifts him up high in the powerbomb position!

He powerbombs Scorpio into the turnbuckle who then groggily leans against the ropes! D’Ville runs off of the ropes! Clothesline!!


SCORPIO goes flying out and is eliminated as well!

Scorpio has been eliminated

“He’s done it! He’s done it! The Doctor of all people! What a victory! What a match up! What a night! Thank you for joining me on my Rumble Shove It and I hope you enjoyed it! We have been here from London, England! See you all soon!”

Here is your winner of the Royal Rumble Match: Doctor Louis D’Ville


He will get a match at any championship at any event of his choice!

Archie climbs into the ring and raises Doctor Louis D’Ville’s hand into the air to end the show!

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#2
02-08-2015, 03:07 PM

Ooc:Hahaha. Fantastic show, Archie

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#3
02-08-2015, 03:09 PM

Well done Doc, another win in a big important match. Respect to you.

"Awesome Lane, well done on surviving all that long.

"Archie great work. Enjoyed every minute of it excluding getting eliminated that early, but there you go.

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#4
02-08-2015, 06:25 PM

"My congratulations, Doctor."

The fans pop for Cain's show of sportsmanship, however Cain simply leaves. As he reaches the top of the ramp he thrusts his arm into the air. Though his head was hung low, his spirit was strong. Slowly, something was happening to Cain. What could it be?

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#5
02-08-2015, 07:13 PM

OOC: Amazing job, Archie. Had tons of fun! I just wish I could've uploaded a few more posts, but school can be such a pain. >_< Congrats Doc, and I had fun reading everyone RPs. :)

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#6
02-08-2015, 08:43 PM

I WAS FUCKING ROBBED!!!!! HARRISON, I will come for you, puto!!! I will kill your fucking FAMILY!!!!!

I was CHEATED!!! I never lost this match! VICTORY FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

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#7
02-09-2015, 02:19 AM

OOC: thanks for the compliments guys

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