XWF Presents:
Pepsi Center
Denver, Colorado
corVus
- vs -
Ghost Tank/Mystery Partner
2 on 1 Handicapped Match
X-treme Rules
Match to take place in a custom built Aviary
Tush and Crimson Dong and Barney Green
- vs -
The Best Friends of Wrestling w/Grayson Stinger
"The and The Killer and Ruler Of The Universe" The Dimallisher and Peter Gilmour and Grayson Stinger
House Of Sadistic Fun
Chains hanging from the rafters each with a weapon attached.
No count outs, No DQ's, No Submissions. One Fall.
Luca Arzegotti
- vs -
TJ Wallace
Standard One Fall
Brown Pride Match
#1 Contender To The Prophetic Title
CC Hollywood
- vs -
Simon Lyster
Submission Match
Austin Fernando
- vs -
Ruben A. Mitchell
- vs -
David Mosier
- vs -
Duncan B. Deadly
- vs -
Polvo Blanco
- vs -
Shinsuke Nakamura
- vs -
Scully
- vs -
Cain
8 Man Ladder Match
Winner Receives a TV Title Shot
Heymans' Chamber of Horrors
Tri Bute
- vs -
Sebastian Duke
Elimination Chamber w/ weapons inside the pods instead of humans
Pods open at 3 minute intervals
#1 Contender For The Universal Title
Justin Sane
- vs -
Iris Oppenheimer
- vs -
Vinnie Lane
- vs -
TJ Wallace
Fatal Four Way
Prophetic Title Match
Hysteria ©
- vs -
Morbid Angel
Standard One Fall
TV Title Gauntlet Match
Gator ©
- vs -
Mastermind
- vs -
Maverick
- vs -
Aerial Knight
Singles match, one fall. 15 minute time limit.
CHAMPION'S ADVANTAGE: Champion can post two RPs a day.
Challenger can only post one per day.
X-Treme Title Match
Doctor Louis D'Ville ©
- vs -
Pest
X-treme Rules
Lumberjacks will be the winners of all previous matches
Universal Title Match
Steve Davids ©
- vs -
John Samuels
Buried Alive Match
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"King of Kings" starts blasting over the sound system of the Pepsi Center in Denver Colorado. The fans, most of which were already on their feet have kicked it up a notch as Warfare General Manager Ozymandias strolls out of the back, down the ramp and into the ring. He stands in the center of the ring a smile across his face as he takes a second to listen to the crowd.
"Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Turning Point!"
Again the crowd lets out a massive pop.
"We have got one hell of a show for all of you. All the singles titles are on the line. We have an 8 man ladder match, a 6 man tag team match, a one on one, a handicapped match, we have it all. But before we get to that I want to take a second to address some of the changes that have occurred in the XWF over the course of the last half year. Now as you all I know I was brought on board to help save Madness after Paul Heyman decided to step down and become a full time manager and I was able to do just that. Madness remained the XWF's premier program and while I had something to do with that much of the credit goes to Paul Heyman as I was simply using his playbook. And then Heyman decided to come back and while it was rocky for us at first we put those differences aside for the common good of the brand. That decision lead Madness to reach ratings that no one dreamed possible. Madness for all intents and purposes was the XWF."
"But as they say all good things must come to an end. The XWF Powers That Be made a decision to split up what made Madness so great in hopes that they could bring some of that magic to the sinking ship that was Warfare. Fast forward a few months. My friend Paul is MIA and while Kirk MacClay has done an admirable job trying to keep Madness from becoming a dumpster fire it's not the Madness that people had come to love. And maybe part of that is my fault because now where Warfare was once a smoldering pile of fecal matter it has now risen from the grave to become the XWF's premier program. And while I would love to take all the credit and say that I have the magic touch that just wouldn't be the truth. The credit goes to the wrestlers as much as anyone else. And while I have had a role to play most of it has been behind the scenes. Being a General Manager is a lot of work and it's not a task that can be done solo forever. And it is in that vain that I would like to inform you all that there will be some changes to the Warfare Management Structure. Effective immediately Matthew Oaktree will be my new Director of Talent Management and Gabrielle House will be my new Director of Operations. Together the three of us will take Warfare to heights never before seen in this industry. In the coming weeks you will all get to see first hand how this team will function and exactly what Matt and Gabrielle are going to be doing as part of Warfare Management Structure. And now without further delay, let's go out back for tonight's first match."
The scene immediately shifts from the ring to a massive metal aviary that has been lowered into the parking lot of the Pepsi Center but then the screens goes dark for a second...
We go to the back now, where we see a bunch of Razor Wire filling up a dark room. The camera gets different angles of the wire, with agonizing screams being heard in the background. A shirtless Lucius Fyre walks in. He looks at the pile, turns his back to it, and falls right in. We get a view from above. Lucius is wincing, but he starts to smile.
"Luca, Cain, Corvus. All three of you have challenged me. Unfortunately for Luka, he is my next opponent. That means I'm going to have to make an example out of him. Maybe the other two will learn to quit playing with Fyre. But I doubt it. Fools never learn.
I want the two of you, Cain and Corvus, to prove yourselves before you fight me. Cain, win the ladder match. Corvus, win your handicap match. I won't even consider fighting you until you win. Even then, I still might not. As for Luca, you made a mistake when you let me choose the stipulation. NEVER let me choose a stipulation. I will use it against you. I might not win, but I don't care about that. I want to severely injure you before you get to fight anyone else in XWF."
Lucius gets out of the pile of wire. He is bleeding heavily out of his back.
"I don't doubt your skills, Luca. You just need a test to prove yourself. I am the test. You will get a trial by Fyre."
The scene shifts back to the back parking lot of the Aviary just in time to see corVus make his entrance. His two opponents Herod and Ghost Tank are already inside the massive metal structure.
The match begins with Herod and Tank circling around corVus. Squawks fill the area as Sane and Gator watch from the outside. Herod charges first at corVus, but corVus ducks under the charge while pushing him towards Tank. The two catch themselves and both charge at corVus at once. CorVus kicks Tank in the gut, but Herod hits a jumping knee strike to his face. CorVus recoils as Herod hits him with a spear! Down to the grass, corVus is trying to fight off the two man team of Tank and Herod. Despite his attempts, Herod and Tank are wearing him down with kicks. Herod picks up corVus and flings him towards Tank who hits a spear! Tank gets up and cheers in celebration. He high-fives Herod.
As they celebrate, there seems to be a disturbance in the Force. The two Asylum mates look around in concern. Suddenly, a crow flies down from the rafters and comes straight for the eyes of Tank, but Tank catches him and throws him away. Nothing goes over Tank’s head. His reflexes are too good. He’ll catch it. However, another crow comes down to attack the eyes of Herod this time. The crow nicks Herod, but Herod is fine otherwise. He screams up at the birds in fury. They turn around and corVus is standing with a slight smirk on his face. Was this match a trap?!
Tank charges him and corVus nails him with a dropkick. Herod does the same with a spear, but corVus hits a kneelift stopping his momentum. CorVus then grabs the neck of Herod and nails him with an inverted DDT called The Nightmare! CorVus covers him.
1….
2…
Tank breaks it up.
Tank grabs hair of corVus and pulls him to a standing position. Tank hits a backflip kick catching corVus, and gravity, off guard! CorVus hits the ground holding his head. Ghost Tank comes towards corVus who catches him with an ankle lock! He begins furiously twisting on the ankle of Ghost Tank! Tank begins reaching out although there’s nowhere to reach out to. Herod drops an elbow across the chest of corVus breaking the hold. Herod drags him away before lifting him up for a brainbuster on the lawn! corVus is holding his head after the move. Herod covers corVus.
1…
2…
NO! corVus kicks out.
Tank and Herod begin to double-team the man known as corVus. Tank lifts him up and holds his arm as Herod begins hitting slaps, punches, and eye rakes. CorVus is getting angry by the looks of it, but Herod and Tank are laughing at his fury.
TSSSSWWWW!
Another crow attack! This time it rakes the eyes of Tank! Tank releases corVus and is crying out in pain! Blood is dripping down the face of Ghost Tank! Herod hits a reverse STO and follows it up into a Koji Clutch. Hush, Little Baby from Herod! CorVus is reaching out, but to no avail! There’s nothing to aid him! No ropes in this aviary! CorVus begins making a swirling motion with his hand. Herod looks at it curiously. Herod looks up and notices there are fifteen crows circling around Herod and corVus. Herod continues applying pressure with the hold.
TSSSWWWWWW!
Another crow squawks as it flies down and furiously pecks and claws at the eyes of Herod. Herod releases the hold and swings at the birds. They disperse as corVus begins crawling away. Herod and Ghost Tank begin picking up nearby rocks and chunking them at the birds. They nail one and it falls to the ground. CorVus walks over the bird and looks down at it as it squawks in pain. CorVus slowly looks up at Herod and Tank. He begins trembling as he clenches his fists. He points at Herod and Tank and looks furious.
CorVus raises his arms and the crows flock to him and begin flying closely around him making a huge mass of feathers and blackness. Herod and Tank are frozen in place in shock and concern. CorVus points one arm at Herod and four birds furiously attack him. He smiles at corVus and takes the pecking without flinching. CorVus points his other arm at Tank and a murder of crows goes after him. Tank tries to cover, but then straightens up. Both men charge at corVus and take him down. The birds are attacking, but they are totally ignoring them. Tank lifts up corVus and hits a powerbomb, he lifts him up again and drops him down. He lifts him up for a third, but corVus catches his head and drops him with a DDT! Herod grabs him and brings him up into a crucifix! As he’s swinging him around, three crows attack the eyes and face of Herod severely. One grabs onto the eye of Herod! Herod screams out and releases corVus! He smashes the bird into the ground and begins hitting clubbing blows to the already dead bird. Herod turns around and shows the bird to corVus.
Herod then pulls a leg off as blood squirts back on him. Herod smiles sadistically at corVus. CorVus rushes towards and
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!
He uses the stun gun and zaps the hell out of Herod! Herod’s body convulses before falling to the ground. CorVus goes for the pinfall.
1…
2…
Tank breaks it up! Tank lifts corVus up, but corVus hits him with his faithful crowbar! Right across the face! Ghost Tank is reeling! CorVus hits a spinebuster! He’s setting up for his finish, but… wait! Who’s that?
Hysteria is in the Aviary. He’s not helping or anything. He’s just watching.
CorVus keeps his eyes locked on Hysteria. Sane and Gator begin to converge on Hysteria, but CorVus waves them off. Hysteria just turns his head sideways as he watches.
CorVus helps Tank up and lifts him up. He then smiles at Hysteria before hitting…
OUT OF THE DARKNESS!
CorVus goes for the pinfall.
1…
2…
Three!
With his hand raised in victory corVus immediately turns his attention to Hysteria. The two engage in a staredown before Hysteria lets out a laugh and then walks away.
The first person to come down for the match is Tush who wheels himself down to the ring. Are those 20's? Na, them's is 10's but they sure look nice. And they are spinners to boot.
"Sheepherder Chantin'" by Barney Green feat. Joe Satriani and Jim Johnston starts to play throughout the arena as the fans start to cheer. Barney Green walks out onto the entrance ramp with a can of beer in one hand and a red mudjug in the other. He cracks open the can of beer and takes a swig out of it as the fans cheer. He spits into the mudjug. He throws the empty beer can into the audience as he walks down to the ring. He high fives a few fans before he enters the ring. He spits out his dip into the mudjug and leans in the corner as his music fades.
Crimson Dong's custom theme song "Get Dat Puss" plays but the Donginator is no where to be seen.
As Deadman's Hand by Serg Salinas Stinger plays Stinger walks out slowly, loosely shadow boxing and bouncing from foot to foot towards the ramp. He stops at the top and throws his arms out, encouraging the crowd to hate and laughing at their boos as he makes his way down. He climbs the steps and jumps over the top rope, climbing on the far corner turnbuckle to pose with his arms out wide.
"Rock Star" plays as Dimallisher walks out shaking hands with the fans. His lovely manager, Sandy Smith, follows behind. He grabs her by the waist and makes out with her on the ring apron while she grabs a handful of his dick.
The lights in the arena dim, then go to full black. We then hear the eerie sounds of a bell being tolled and then an explosion of fire emitting from the entrance ramp. The beginning of SICK LIKE ME by IN THIS MOMENT begins as the heavy guitar riffs kick in and red strobes dance around the stage. As soon as the verse kicks in, we see Peter Gilmour and his lovely queen Maria Brink #2 come out to the ramp. They smile at each other before going down the ramp hand in hand. Peter bobs his head to the song. They get in the ring together and Peter gets on the turnbuckle and throws up an "X" sign as pyro goes off above the ring. Peter hops down and hugs Maria as they wait his next victim.
We can only speculate as to the location of the fabled Crimson Dong, but for right now we have what looks to be a handicap match between Tush and Barney Green against Peter Gilmour, Grayon Stinger, and the Dimallisher!
We’ve heard all month about Tush being magically healed by the Dong’s weird puss powers, but it looks like he’s just been set into some kind of exoskeleton suit.
Tush is looking nervous as the bell rings… but Barney F’n Green is fired up!
Barney rushes over to Dimallisher immediately and…. OH MY!!!
Barney just spit what has to be a week’s worth of chewing tobacco right into the face of Dim! The manbeast is choking and blinded, and he falls backward over the top rope to the outside!
Stinger sprints across the ring and nails Tush with a huge spear!
I think he hit his head against the exoskeleton! Stinger is out cold… he got REKT!
Tush is stuck on his back though, like a turtle. He’s kicking his exo legs and waving his arms around, but can’t roll over to try and pin the unconscious Grayson Stinger!
Meanwhile, Barney Green and Peter Gilmour are having a staredown for the ages! These two XWF legends have a lot of history, so it’s no surprise.
Gilmour swings first! But Barney blocks the shot and sends a big fist right into Gilmour’s face! And another! Gilly is rocked!
Look at Barney Green! He’s shucking and jiving… BIONIC ELBOW! Gilmour is sent reeling into the ropes… but he comes back with a huge right hand!
Gilmour with another shot! And another! The massive body of Barney Green is reeling… and Peter with a spinning discus punch!
Barney won’t go down! Barney is fired the fuck up!
Barney Green catches another Gilmour punch attempt, and he grabs Gilmour with both hands around his throat! He’s got him up for a double handed chokeslam!
No! Gilmour got a boot to the stomach of Barney Green, and Barney lost his grip…
GILMOUR CUTTER!!!!! GILMOUR GOES FOR HIS FINISH!!!!
Barney breaks free, shoving Peter into the ropes though! Gilmour comes back and he’s caught with a huge clothesline! Gilmour bounces off the mat like a rag doll!
Grayson Stinger has finally rejoined the land of the living, and he’s sending a lot of heavy stomps and kicks to the prone form of Tush… Tush is squealing like a dying animal!
Stinger goes to one of the chains dangling from the rafters… it’s got a bat attached to it!
Stinger pulls the bat free from the chain and grins… but he stops before striking the defenseless Tush… what’s he thinking?
Grayson Stinger’s got the chain… and he lifts Tush up into a sitting position… he’s wrapping the chain around Tush’s neck!
Tush is trying to fight free, punching and even biting at the hands of Stinger, but a few hard jabs from Stinger puts a stop to it quickly.
Tush has a chain noose around his neck! Stinger is gesturing for the chain to be lifted up… AND IT IS!!!
What kind of sadistic fucks are working for the XWF??? Tush is lifted up from the mat, dangling from the chain… Tush has been hanged!!!!
Grayson Stinger is laughing as Tush kicks and struggles to keep breathing… and Stinger wails on Tush with the baseball bat! Bags of kush come flying out of Tush’s pockets as if he were a crippled, dying piñata!
Elsewhere in the ring, Gilmour and Barney are still exchanging huge blows… Barney catches Gilmour off guard with a massive head butt, and Gilly is split wide open! Gilmour stagger back into a corner… right into one of the dangling chains!
Gilmour grabs at the chain and removes the weapon attached… oh my god, it’s the massive black spiked dildo!!!
Barney charges into the corner with a huge splash, but Gilmour nails him right in the face with the dildo!
Barney crashes into the turnbuckles, and Gilmour wastes no time blasting away at Green’s head and back! Gilmour is REALLY giving it to Barney Green from behind!
Gilmour turns Barney around, and he slams the dildo down across the head of Barney! Green is totally out of it!
Barney stumbles out of the corner… and Gilmour grabs him… GILMOUR’S GOING TO BODY SLAM THE GIGANTIC BARNEY GREEN!!!!
Gilmour gets Barney about an inch off the canvas, then grabs at his back and collapses to the mat! He’s injured himself trying to lift Barney!
Barney laughs at the downed Gilmour, this is about to get ugly! Barney backs up and leans against the ropes…. He’s got his sights on Peter Gilmour who’s still trying to slip his discs back into place… Barney goes for the big leg drop!!!
SPEAR!!!! SPEAR FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!
Dimallisher got back into the ring just in time to run across the ring and gore Barney Green with that tremendous spear! Dim sits on the chest of Barney Green and is just raining down punches and forearms while Green tries to cover up as best he can!
Dimallisher stands up and lays the boots to Barney… Barney rolls to the ropes, trying to get away from the onslaught, and Dimallisher shoves him out onto the floor with a big kick! Barney hits the concrete with a huge splat!
Dimallisher turns and helps his fallen friend Peter up, straightening him and making sure he’s okay… Gilmour nods and lets him know he’s fine, and then Dim finds two other chains dangling from the rafters.
Dim pulls a crowbar from one of the chains, and a two by four from another!
Pete takes the two by four from Dim and the two of them join Grayson Stinger, slamming their weapons into the dangling body of Tush, who’s just a bloodied and broken body hanging from that chain!
After every shot from a weapon, another bag of kush falls out of Tush’s pockets. He has an endless supply!
This brutality has to stop! There’s no DQs, no way to intervene, but Tush is going to be murdered on pay per view if something doesn’t happen!
TROUBLE
Oh… my… god…
TROUBLE
Could it be?
TROUBLE
IT IS!!!! IT’S THE CRIMSON DONG!!!! HE REMEMBERED THE MATCH AFTER ALL!!!!
“Trouble” by Willam blasts through the speakers as Crimson Dong runs to the ring!
Dong slides under the bottom rope and leaps into the air, hitting Grayson Stinger with a Thesz press! No, he jumped even higher! Crimson Dong jumped crotch first into the face of Stinger!
Stinger’s head hits the mat hard and Dong gets back to his feet in time to grab Dimallisher and punch him in the nads! Dim drops his crowbar as Dong repeatedly slams his fist into his dick and balls!
Dimallisher collapses into a corner, clutching at his bangers and mash, and Crimson Dong stays right on him! Wait, Peter Gilmour from behind, he’s got ahold of Dong! Gilmour’s got Dong in a double chickenwing… he’s setting him up for a big suplex…
But here comes Barney Green! Barney Green is back in the ring and he is a house afire!
Green nails Gilmour with a huge elbow! Gilly drops Dong and sends a big right hand to the face of Barney! It’s a donnybrook! Neither man will go down as each one throws punches and forearms into the face of the other!
Grayson Stinger to the rescue, as he climbs to the top and crashes down across Barney’s back with a double axe handle…
NO EFFECT!!! BARNEY IS GREENING UP!!!!
Barney shakes off theattack by Stinger and spins around, nailing Stinger with a huge left hook! Stinger is sent into the ropes and rebounds… right into a huge belly to belly suplex from Barney Green!!! Stinger might be dead!!!!
No time to capitalize though, as Peter Gilmour immediately drops a knee to the skull of Barney, stunning him. Barney struggles to his feet, but Gilly runs the ropes and flies forward, catching Green in the face with a running knee!
Barney staggers and falls in a sitting position against the turnbuckles…. Gilly sizes him up…
CANNONBALL!!!!!
Gilmour just ran and somersaulted himself right into the sitting body of Barney Green! What a move!
Meanwhile… Crimson Dong is still assaulting Dimallisher in the opposite corner! Dim is trying to fight him off like a sexual predator in a prison shower, but Dong is relentless!
Dong jams his fingers into the anus of Dimallisher!
Dim is howling in… pain? It’s got to be pain, right?
Dim rolls away, but Dong’s right on top of him!
DONG’S GETTIN’ DAT PUSS!!!!
Someone move the camera away, we don’t need to see this! Dimallisher is being sexually assaulted by a lunatic in the middle of the ring!
Across the ring, Peter Gilmour sees what’s happening to his partner and rushes forward… he nails a low trajectory dropkick to the skull of Crimson Dong! Dong flies out to the floor through the ropes!
Gilmour gets Dim off of his stomach and tries to console him… Dim looks traumatized! Gilmour points to Barney in the corner, just struggling to his feet, and he motions that he’s going to get him up!
Dimallisher smiles and he looks excited, clapping his hands!
Gilmour moves back to Barney, pushing the still struggling and hanging body of Tush out of the way as he passes.
Gilmour with some big mudhole stomps to the body of Barney Green, and then he pulls him to his feet. Gilly’s got him in position… GILMOUR GETS HIM UP!!!
Peter Gilmour is straining every muscle in his body, but he’s got Green up for a DEATHSTRIKE!!!!
I think… yes, Peter has apparently shit himself just a tiny bit from the effort of lifting Barney Green! There’s a small brown stain across the back of Gilmour’s trunks!
Peter is distracted by his traitorous asshole and he loses his balance! Barney Green crashes on top of Gilmour, the referee makes the count!
1…
2…..
No! Dimallisher breaks it up just in time!
Dimallisher pulls Gilmour away from Barney, and he sees the stain on Gilly’s tights… he must be worried that Gilmour will be embarrassed!
Dimallisher crouches and starts to go red in the face…
Dimallisher has just shit himself out of empathy for his friend!
There’s shit everywhere! Dimallisher is sitting in a pile of his own waste and streaking it across the canvas like a toddler playing with finger paints… AND HERE COMES THE CRIMSON DONG!!!!
Dong runs toward Dim… and now Dong’s sitting in the shit and playing with it too! This is awful!
Dong and Dimallisher are rubbing the feces all over one another!
Gilmour is getting to his feet, as is Barney Green… Gilmour runs toward Green, but Green ducks into a backdrop!
Gilmour is sent flying over the top rope, and he hits the apron and bounces off to the floor!
Here comes Grayson Stinger though… Barney caught him too! Barney grabs Stinger in a huge bear hug and runs toward the corner, crushing Stinger into the turnbuckles!
Stinger slides down the buckles onto his rear end… and Barney measures him up… Barney charges in…
BRONCO BUSTER!!!! Barney Green is riding Grayson Stinger’s face like a drunk whore on a mechanical bull!
Barney Green is having the match of his life
Grayson Stinger is flat on his back, and Barney is scaling the ropes… Barney is to the first buckle… the second… BARNEY GREEN IS STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE!
After a year and a half of winlessness! After all the crap he’s dealt with! Barney Green has found his destiny! Barney Green is about to WIN!
Barney leaps from the top rope and flies toward Stinger with a huge splash!
GILMOUR CUTTER!!!!! GILMOUR CUTTER!!!!!
Where did he come from!?!?!?!
Peter Gilmour got in the ring just in time to catch the falling Barney Green with a huge Gilmour Cutter!!! And he grabs Crimson Dong and hits one on him as well!!!
Crimson Dong flops into the puddle of Dim’s shit like a dying fish, and Gilmour’s not done!
Peter grabs the limp body of Tush and unwraps the chain from his neck… he’s freed Tush!
GILMOUR CUTTER TO TUSH!!!!!!
Tush drops like a ton of bricks to the mat, and Gilmour goes for the cover.
On the other side of the ring Barney who has landed a perfect splash on Stinger and possibly crushed every bone in the man's body is looking around for the ref to make a count.
The ref looks at both pins..back and forth....back and forth...he doesn't know what to do.
The ref looks over at Peter who is threatening to choke the ref out with his super dick if he doesn't make the count gives in and does as Peter says...
1…..
2……
3!!!
Winner - The Best Friends of Wrestling and Grayson Stinger |
Peter Gilmour get's up and starts jumping up and down like he just won a Gold Medal at the Special Olympics. His best buddy in the whole world Dim comes over and gives Peter the biggest and gayest hug of all time. With full ass grab. Both cheeks. Stinger tries to get in on the hugging action but Dim pushes him away. He wants Peter all to himself. The two men continue to celebrate as Stinger stands there like the third wheel that he is.
We camera's show Shinsuke Nakamura in the back, and he has something to say about his forfeiture of the Ladder match. Shinsuke?
"Hello. I'm stepping out of the Ladder match because I don't need a title shot. I have a title with another company, and it's already hard enough trying to juggle NJPW and XWF. I hope to get another match soon, but I want a one on one."
Thank you for clarifying, Mr. Nakamura.
"Pay for it" plays over the PA as TJ Wallace walks out from the back onto the ramp. He does a "I can't hear you" chant and raises.his arms up and down, getting the crowd hype. Then he puts his index finger to his lip and quiets the crowd. He walka down the ramp, slapping hands, kissing babies, grabbing titties. He slides in the ring and sits on the far turnbuckle.
"Daylight" by Matt and Kim plays over the speakers as a very intoxicated Luca Arzegotti stumbles his way down to the ring, laughing and swaying all the way.
Luca climbs into the ring and falls back against the ropes, before bouncing off and cracking his neck. He walks to the corner opposite Wallace and shoots a glare at the ref, who shakes his head and signals for the timekeeper to start the match. Brown Pride, worldwide, is at stake ladies and gentlemen!
The match is underway! Luca and Wallace both step towards the center of the ring, staring each other down. Wallace throws the first blow, a stiff punch to the jaw which Luca blocks, batting Wallace's hand away before backing up. Luca laughs and wags his finger at Wallace, before stepping back in and throwing a roundhouse kick which Wallace ducks. The force with which Luca delivered kick causes him to spin around on his other foot, until his he winds up with his back to Wallace. Wallace, ever the quick thinker, doesn't even give Luca enough time to bring his leg down to the ground before he wraps his arm around Luca's waist and hoists him up for a big German Suplex! He drops Luca neck first on the mat and dusts his hands off, wiping away an imaginary drop of sweat on his brow and smirking. Turning back to face Luca's downed body, he throws a kick at the fallen man's shoulder. It connects and Luca spasms in pain, his flailing arm reaching out wildly and closing around Wallace's pant leg. Wallace's eyes go wide for half a second, as Luca tugs on it and Wallace stumbles forward. Luca tugs harder and Wallace falls forward, crashing chest first on the ropes! He bounces off and stumbles aback, keeping his balance barely. Luca pushes himself off the mat and rubs the back of his neck as Wallace grabs onto the ropes to straighten himself out. Wallace throws a wild punch with his free hand, and catches Luca on the back of the ear!
Luca stumbles away, giving Wallace enough time to gather his bearings. He springs off the ropes and charges Luca with a dropkick to the shin that drops the veteran to his knees. Wallace then follows that with a superkick! Luca falls over to one side, curled up in a ball of sorts. The African-Americans in the crowd go wild as TJ drops for the pin.
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One of the Mexicans hops up on the apron! The ref stops counting to walk over and admonish him, but while this is going on another of the Mexicans slides under the ropes on the other side and collapses atop Wallace, breaking up the pin! He then delivers a kick to the side of Wallace's head before leaving the ring. The first Mexican drops off the apron and the ref turns around, none the wiser to the rule breaking that's been going on literally behind his back. The Hispanics in the crowd are now the ones cheering wildly. A fight breaks out in the crowd! But that shit ain't important right now. Luca shakes his head and pushes himself to his feet, before peeling Wallace off the mat. He cinches in a headlock, before shoving his foot into the back of Wallace's knee. Wallace drops to one knee, and Luca throws a punch with his free hand that clocks him in the nose before loosening his hold and shoving Wallace's head into the canvas.
Now it's Luca's turn to gloat a little bit. He looks down at Wallace's fallen body and laughs, before stomping on the back of his head. Then, Luca rolls Wallace over and goes for the cover.
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Kick out!
Luca rolls his eyes and pulls Wallace up to his feet. He whips him into the ropes, but Wallace reverses it and sends Luca into the ropes. On the rebound he hoists Luca onto his shoulders and drops him flat on the mat with a huge Samoan Drop! He then peels Luca off the mat again and puts the Mexican's head between his legs. Wallace powers him up and drops him with a huge powerbomb! He contemplates going for the cover again but looks at the crew of Mexicans, shaking his head. He grabs the back of Luca's head and pulls him up by his hair and drags him over to where the crew stands. He goes to throw him over the top rope but Luca elbows him in the stomach! Wallace hunches over and Luca grabs him by his shirt and shoves him through the middle rope. Wallace grabs onto the ropes to keep himself on the apron but Luca throws a punch to the chin that dazes him. Then, Luca follows up with a dropkick that knocks him off and sends him crashing to the cement! The Mexicans look down at him and smile, but don't do anything. Wallace shakily gets back to his feet, and Luca hits the opposite set of ropes! He comes back but Wallace slides under the bottom rope just as Luca leaps through the air with a Suicide Dive! He takes out his whole crew with one mistimed maneuver!
Wallace gives a sarcastic round of applause as Luca begins to stir. He then repeats the actions that put Luca in that predicament, before soaring over the ropes and landing right on the half ascended Luca. The pair collapse to the ground and the ref begins to count both men out!
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Neither man stirs.
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Wallace sits up and shakes out the cobwebs. He pushes himself to his feet and peels Luca to his. He doesn't want this match to end via countout.
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Wallace rolls Luca under the ropes and climbs into the ring himself. He then gets Luca up to his feet. Wallace has Luca dead to rights and he knows it. He gets Luca into position and goes for THE SILENCER!!!
Reversed!!!
What?
How?
Luca reverses the move right into his own finisher the Get Away Driver(Kneeling Omega Driver) and then the pin...
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As Luca makes his way to the back the camera happens to catch former Universal, United States, European, Tag Team and Trios Champion Eli James or at least a man that looks like Eli James seated in the front row eating a massive bucket of popcorn. The physical resemblance is uncanny but this man if he is indeed Eli James is not wearing his customary straw hat and hawaiian shirt. In fact this man is wearing sweatpants and a shirt that looks like it's barely survived the last 5 nights dinners.
The subtle pulse of the bass kicks in tune with the drums as all attention is being directed towards the entrance ramp. The XWF fans look in anticipation to see the arrival of a superstar to the way to the ring. Nothing shows on a screen, just black. The bass guitar now begins to keep in groove with the bass of the drums as the tempo quickly changes and here comes the awaited confirmation of C.C. Hollywood's arrival to the viewing live audience.
Went to the doctor, to see what could be given.
He said, "Sorry, but you've got to do your own livin'."
Went to the pastor, to hear what he would say.
He said, "Sorry, son, come back later some time after judgment day."
C.C. takes off the aviator glasses and tucks them over the front pocket of his leather jacket. He cracks a smile as he then walks straight forward to the ring, with a bunch of meaning in his steps. C.C. just looks like he goes into a different mood as he enters the ring, back first on the apron and rolling under the bottom rope.
There is no safe way out of here. No passage below the dungeon.
No mother ship will save you. So goes the rapture of Riddley Walker.
Up on his feet, C.C. takes off his jacket in one motion and drops it over the top rope and to the floor of the ring, glasses still attached as it is no worry about them.
*Lyrics finishing in background*
Churchyard was empty, schoolyard was bare.
Wind in the streets, wind in the air.
Pockets of diamonds, nothing to buy.
Scream out hello and get no reply.
Hollywood then backs up against the ropes and hooks his arms to stretch out his shoulders and back across the top rope. C.C. doesn't take his eyes off of where is opponent is.
I Crawled by the Swans starts playing and Simon Lyster walks to the ring in a latex overcoat, accompanied by three SUBMISSIVES - hot valets in fetish gear accoutered with cervical, back, and halo braces. When he enters the ring, one SUBMISSIVE takes his coat. If he is first out, he lies on his stomach, waiting for his opponent, while two of the SUBMISSIVES massage his neck, traps, and triceps and the third walks up and down on his spine in her stiletto-heeled latex boots.
The bell rings and C.C. and Simon immediately circle each other in the center of the ring. Simon waves his hand and C.C., motioning for him to come in closer and engage in a head-and-arm tie up. C.C. ducks in and the two lock up in the center of the ring. C.C. gains the advantage with a quick side headlock that he wrenches tightly, dropping Simon to one knee. Simon manages to pry C.C.’s hands apart long enough to push him away and break the hold. C.C. smiles and urges Simon to lock up once more. Simon quickly ducks in and the pair lock up once more, this time Simon gets control with a side headlock which he quickly transitions into a rear wristlock. Simon slaps the back of C.C.’s head, sending him staggering forward while Simon laughs and holds up the back of his hand, taunting him. Simon waves him back to the center of the ring and drops to a knee, tapping on his head in an offer of a free headlock. C.C. cautiously moves in closer with his guard up. Simon taps himself on the head again, urging C.C. to engage him. C.C. wraps an arm around the back of Simon’s head
But Simon explodes to his feet and hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex!
C.C. lands flat on his back and attempts to make it back up quickly but Simon cuts him off with a forearm shot to the back of the head, stopping C.C. in his tracks. Simon grabs C.C. in a waist-lock and quickly moves behind him, picking him up and slamming him down to the mat, face-down. Simon holds keeps a hand on the back of C.C.’s head, raises to his feet, and then drops a knee right to the small of C.C.’s back. C.C. cries out in pain as Simon keeps his knee pressed into C.C.’s lower back and applies pressure by grabbing his head and pulling it up off the mat. Simon makes sure to get his fingers raked across C.C.’s nose and eyes before slamming his face back down into the mat. Simon stands and quickly jumps into the air, stomping on C.C.’s back. Wasting no time, Simon grabs ahold of C.C.’s and twists it back into a single leg boston crab! C.C. cries out in pain once more as he lifts himself onto his forearms in an attempt to alleviate the pressure on his lower back. C.C. eyes the nearest rope and begins to slowly crawl.
Simon wrenches back harder.
C.C. continues his crawl.
Simon shakes his head no and adjusts his grip.
C.C. reaches out.
Simon drops down right onto the back of C.C., pulling back with all his might.
The ref runs over and and tells Simon to break the hold! C.C. made it to the ropes! Disgusted, Simon keeps the hold applied as the ref begins to make his count to disqualify Simon.
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Simon steps off and shoves the referee aside. As C.C. attempts to pull himself up near the turnbuckles. Simon grabs C.C. by the back of his head and pulls C.C. away from the corner. C.C. slaps the hand away and swings with a punch, but Simon ducks underneath it…
Gutwrench suplex right into the turnbuckles!
C.C.’s lower back collides with the top turnbuckle before he drops to the canvas, right onto the back of his neck and shoulders with a sick thud. Simon steps on the back of C.C.'s knee and lifts him by the head, contorting his neck with a brutal neck crank. C.C. instantly grabs the ropes and the ref attempts to tell Simon to break the hold which he refuses. The ref steps back and throws up his arms but before he can begin to make his count, Simon throws C.C. face-first into the middle turnbuckle where he collapses against the turnbuckles. C.C. pulls himself up slowly and collapses, facing the corner as Simon looks on and mocks him. Simon takes off in the opposite direction, rebounds off the ropes and charges in with a spear to C.C.'s injured back!
C.C. moves! Simon goes crashing shoulder first into the ring post! C.C. stumbles backwards and falls through the ropes, clutching the top rope to keep himself from tumbling down to the floor. Holding his back with one arm and pulling himself up with the other, C.C. notices Simon still suspended in the ropes with his arms draped around the ring post. C.C. gets a full head of steam and charges toward the ring post from the apron...
Running big boot!
C.C.'s foot slams into the injured shoulder of Simon, sandwiching it in next to the ring post. Simon stumbles backwards into the ring clutching his shoulder as C.C. follows him in and stalks him from behind. Simon turns and is met with a kick right to the arm, dropping him to his knees. C.C. starts unloading with multiple strikes to the arm, eventually sending Simon down to the canvas clutching his shoulder in pain. C.C. stretches out the arm of Simon and drops a knee right below the elbow! C.C. quickly rolls to his side and locks in a Fujiwara armbar!
Simon reaches out to grab for the ropes...
He's nowhere close....
The agony on his face is growing as his hand starts falling down towards the mat.....
Simon manages to push himself off the mat with one arm in an incredible feat of strength! The hold is broken!
C.C. rushes back to the injured arm but Simon greets him with a punch to the stomach. Simon gets to his feet as the two begin to trade punches, each staggering backward with every strike landed. Simon manages to string together a few blows and sends C.C. doubling over with a knee to the gut, followed by a european uppercut that sends C.C. back into the ropes, who stumbles back towards Simon....
Pendulum backbreaker!
Simon drops C.C. with the backbreaker and falls to one knee himself, clutching his arm in pain. Simon gets up to his feet, shaking his arm as he signals for the end with a thumb across the throat. He lifts C.C. to his feet in a waist lock and hoists him up for a German suplex.
C.C. hangs on and hits a reverse DDT!
C.C. clasps his hands together, ensnaring Simon's throat...
ROLL CREDITS! (Cycling Gator-roll)
C.C. is rag-dolling Simon all around the canvas as he tries to break the hold. C.C. stops and wrenches on the hold as the referee steps in to check on Simon. He lifts Simon's arm
It falls once.
He lifts Simon's arm again...
It falls again.
He lifts Simon's arm once more...
It falls a third time! Simon Lyster is out cold!
Winner and New #1 Contender to the Prophetic Title - C.C. Hollywood |
Well this match was originally scheduled to have 8 participants but one of them already backed out and now we are getting word that Duncan B. Deadly and David Mosier were just arrested by federal agents as part of a gay child porn ring. Neither man's lawyer has responded to the company's request for confirmation.
And then there were five.
The ladders are set up and the TV Title shot contract is hanging 20 feet above the ring.
Cain comes down first.
As the opening riff of "Blacklist" by Exodus brings the crowd to life the lights strobe red and black. Flames erupt from the stage and Cain goes to step through them--
But wait! Oh my God, RUBEN JUST RAN UP FROM BEHIND AND PUSHED CAIN DOWN INTO THE FLAMES OF HIS OWN PYRO! What in the fucking shit?!
Cain is rolling around as the flames cover his elbow pads and oiled up body. That son of a bitch Ruben. You could argue that he was smart for taking the opportunity to use Cain's own pyro against him though. Cain finally manages to break free from the fire after rolling around for a bit. Needless to say he's pretty shaken up. He'll probably have flashbacks to this night every time he has to hit the stage.
Cain is grabbing water bottles from every direction in order to douse his burns. It doesn't look too serious, but it could affect his performance. Ruben wastes no time in exploiting the injury. He's attacking Cain at ringside with punches and knee strikes, using those burn marks as targets.
The match hasn't even officially started yet. Hell, we haven't even finished the entrances!
Twilight by Nine Inch Nails hits as white smoke slowly lifts from the floor. Polvo Blanco crawls his way down the ramp, past Cain and Ruben, and up the steps before curling up in a ball in the center of the ring. Polvo appears to have no interest in the Cain/Ruben scuffle.
The arenas lights go red and "Room to breathe" by You me at six blares out of the P.A System. After about 40 seconds The Scull Meister finally steps out on to stage. The fans begin to boo as Scully looks around and smirks. Mr. Untouchable, slowly walks down the ramp with a cocky stride not giving a dam about the fans reaction or so it seems. Scully stops at the bottom of the ramp and lifts both arms in the air. He then puts both thumbs down and boos the fans which gets a louder reaction-
But wait, Ruben the drawn out entrance by using Cain's head as a battering ram on Scully! Scully is taken off his feet at Ruben tosses Cain aside like an old rag. Scully isn't a weakened burn victim though, he gets right back up and trades punches with Ruben. The exchange comes to and once once Ruben cuts off Scully with a headbutt to the middle of the face.
Ruben goes into the ring with a ladder in hand where Polvo is waiting, still curled up in the center.
Ruben tries to challenge Polvo to fight him but Polvo stays where he is. It's a strange tactic that doesn't make sense to Ruben, possibly due to the adrenaline running through his body. Suddenly, everyone's attention turns to the stage.
"Edge of a Revolution" plays as Austin Fernando strides out confidently to the top of the entrance ramp, standing front and centre in front of the entire crowd with an almost sadistic smile on his face, cranking his head from side to side, he paces down to the ring and hops up onto the apron lightly. He stops again for a moment and bounds straight over the top rope, clearing it easily. Bouncing around lightly on his feet he crosses over to the bottom right turnbuckle and steps up onto the top turnbuckle, raising one arm triumphantly into the air. Most of the crowd is behind him tonight, especially with Ruben acting like a piece of shit. Ruben is telling Austin to bring it. At the same time, Ruben's got his back turned to Polvo which is what costs him his streak. Polvo sprints up to Ruben and takes him down with a German suplex onto the ladder! You don't turn your back on anyone in this match, especially when there's hardware involved. Ruben remains stretched out on top of the ladder as Polvo sits on his chest. Polvo begins to ram the back of Ruben's head into one of the steel rungs of the ladder.
Meanwhile, Fernando is going t it with Scully and Cain on the outside. The three of them take turns punching each other around ringside and stabbing each other in the back. One minute, Scully is holding Cain up for Fernando to punch; the next, Scully is ramming Fernando's head into the announce table. Cain attacks Scully from behind, shoving him into the steel barrier. Cain then brings Fernando onto the top of the announce table. Cain picks Fernando straight up and drops him through the table with a sidewalk slam! Damn, we're early as hell into this match and we've already had fire and a table being used.
Back in the ring, Polvo is using the second rope to choke Ruben. He's got his knee pressed into the back of Ruben's neck as Ruben chokes on the rope. Polvo then brings Ruben back to where the ladder was and drops him on top of it with a northern lights suplex! Polvo continues to work over Ruben with some ground submissions as we turn back to the three outside of the ring.
Cain, who's still in pain from being burned earlier, is in control of the other two men. Fernando is pulling splinters out of his ass after being put through the announce table, while Scully is taking some kicks from Cain. Cain takes Scully, throws him into the air and drops him chest-first onto the guard rail. That neutralizes Scully just long enough in order for Cain to do some redecorating at ringside. Cain takes the outside padding and peals it off of the floor, exposing concrete. He leaves the mat curled up and pushed to the side after exposing just enough concrete to land a human body on top of.
Cain then turns his attention back to Scully. He's already put Fernando through a table, now he wants to crack Scully like an egg on the concrete floor. The 6' 8 monster grabs Scully by the throat with one hand. Cain slowly drags Scully to where he concrete is waiting. This might as well be a public execution of Scully's career! Scully's not gonna go down without a fight though! Scully kicks Cain between the legs in his bean bags! Scully then gives Cain a T-bone suplex onto the concrete floor! Scully and Cain are down now as Fernando finally shows some life over by the broken announce table.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Polvo and Ruben have had enough time to get a ladder set up. Both of them are at the top of it trading blows. Polvo takes control though after digging into his suit for something. It's a railroad spike! He takes that spike and digs into Ruben's forehead with it. Not like Ruben's face is fucked up enough already, right? Polvo begins to push the spike near Ruben's eye socket. Ruben draws the line there and takes a dive off of the ladder in order to avoid losing an eyeball. Ruben then pushes down the ladder with Polvo on top of it. Polvo ends up falling with the ladder crashing down on his knee. Ruben walks over to assess the damage, and kicks the rail spike out of the ring. Ruben picks up Polvo, backs him into the ropes, and delivers an uppercut that sends him rolling out over the middle rope.
Ruben now has control over the ring. He sets up the ladder under the contract, but before he can climb he spots Fernando making entry. He grabs Fernando, throws a knee to the head, and drags him the rest of the way into the ring. Ruben keeps Fernando down by stomping him in the chest. Ruben picks up Fernando and tries to toss him out of the ring, but Fernando reverses it into a jaw breaker. Ruben is back up seconds later but takes a running knee from Fernando. Fernando throws Ruben into the corner and follows up with a second running knee. Fernando keeps Ruben in the corner and lifts him onto the top rope in a seated position. Fernando hops up and slams Ruben face-first from the top rope with a sit out face buster!
Scully is in the ring now and immediately attacks Fernando with a lariat. Scully climbs up the ladder and hits Fernando with a moonsault from half way up.
Polvo runs up to the ladder, springs off of it, and connects with a drop kick to Scully. Fernando is up by now, and Polvo catches him with hip toss. Polvo then gives Fernando the King Kong Lungblower (reverse gorilla press into a backstabber). If pinfalls were legal, Polvo would probably have this one in the bag. Polvo has to climb though, which he does. It's more of a crawl though. He makes it up halfway before Cain comes in and throws a forearm into his lower back. Cain then pulls Polvo off the ladder and sets him up for the Devastation of Man (End of Days/Lifting reverse STO). He keeps Polvo lifted with one arm but for too long as Ruben hits him with a roundhouse kick that causes Cain to fall back and still land the Devastation of Man on Polvo. Polvo and Cain are down and out now.
Ruben climbs up the ladder now. He sees Scully coming at him from the other side of the ladder so he jumps off for a cross body, but Scully counters with a double knee gut buster! Scully climbs the ladder. But Cain snatches Scully and choke slams him off the middle rung. Ruben stirs up to his feet. Cain grabs him and drops him with a Devastation of Man (lifting reverse STO) into the standing ladder. Cain then pulls Ruben off the ladder and throws him out of the ring. Cain ascends the ladder now. Polvo Blanco climbs up from the opposite site though. Both men reach the top and are both grabbing after the contract. They both end up swatting the clipboard, causing it to circle around them from above. Cain punches Polvo in the gut and sets him up for a superplex off the ladder. Fernando comes up behind Cain on the ladder and pulls him off with a back suplex while Cain gives Polvo the superplex!
Scully and Ruben recover at the same time now and are both attacking Fernando with punches. Ruben and Scully send Fernando into the ropes and catch him with an H-Bomb (double back suplex). They work together in throwing Fernando out of the ring. Polvo gets up and tries to fight them both with punches, but Ruben kicks him in the nuts and Scully locks in a Tazmission until he passes out. Scully nudges Polvo out of the ring. Next is Cain who is already approaching both men. Ruben decides to abandon his alliance with Scully by shoving Scully into Cain who grabs him by the neck! Cain gives Scully a choke slam, causing Scully to roll out of the ring. While that move was taking place, Ruben was able to get himself into position. He has the ladder and he shoves it into the side of Cain's head, busting the big guy open from his ear! Cain doesn't fall, so Ruben shoves the ladder into him again! Still Cain doesn't fall. That's when Fernando comes sprinting and nails Cain out of the ring with a running European uppercut.
Ruben runs up on Fernando and goes for the Prison Lock but Fernando reverses it by slamming him down. Fernando then throws Ruben out of the ring. Fernando re positions the ladder and starts to climb but from behind! Ruben's manager/parole officer Quinn Bixby shatters his handheld radio over the back of Fenando's head!
He hit him so hard that the radio's battery flew off! Officer Bixby is supposed to be there to control Ruben, not help him! Fernando is on the outside now with Ruben, both men are hurt. Officer Bixby goes out there with handcuffs in his hand. He takes Fernando by the wrist and goes to lock on the cuffs, but Fernando throws an elbow into Bixby's gut! Fernando then takes control of the handcuffs, locks one of the cuffs on Bixby, and the other on Ruben! Ruben and Bixby are handcuffed to each other! Fernando then knocks out Bixby with a flying knee! Officer Bixby falls, landing on top of Ruben! Ruben is now trapped and handcuffed under his 400 pound parole officer!
Back in the ring, Polvo is at the top of the ladder with Scully chasing him. Polvo gets his fingertips on the contract but Scully pulls him off the ladder with an Angle Slam! Scully hurt himself with that move which delays his recovery. That gives Fernando enough time to get him into the Identity Crisis (Irish Curse into a neck breaker)
Fernando throws both Polvo and Scully out of the ring. Outside of the ring, Ruben has recovered and is trying to get back in the ring. Only problem is, he has a 400 pound anchor with being handcuffed to Bixby. Bixby is just about to shake off the cobwebs when Cain comes running around the corner. Cain goes for a big boot to Ruben, but Ruben uses Bixby as a human shield! Bixby is knocked out again! Ruben nails Cain with a devastating roundhouse kick, but he's still got 400 pounds of dead weight attached to his wrist. Ruben looks in the ring and sure enough, Fernando is climbing the ladder!
Ruben slaps Bixby across the face, trying to wake him up. Ruben has to resort to carrying the fat man over his shoulder!
Fernando is touching the contract.
Ruben is in the ring with his fat ass parole officer still handcuffed to his wrist. He's carrying the fat bastard over one shoulder and approaching the ladder.
Fernando is trying to unhook the clipboard that contains the contract.
Ruben is now climbing the other side of the ladder with Bixby trying to keep up. Ruben makes it to the top with one of his wrists still restrained to Bixby's. Ruben uses his free hand to punch Fernando in the stomach. Ruben is now touching the contract. Fernando sees that Bixby is an easy target and if he can knock him off the ladder, Ruben will follow seeing as how they're linked. Fernando swings his arm around and hits Bixby in the side of the head. Bixby loses consciousness and collapses from the ladder with Ruben falling on top of him. With one hand, Ruben tips the ladder causing it to fall with Fernando on top of it. But wait, Fernando managed to grab the contract before the fall! Fernando has won!
Battered and bruised, an exhausted Polvo Blanco slowly gets to his feet and limps over to Austin Fernando. The two stare at eachother for what seems like an eternity, before Polvo outstretches his hand.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction and Fernando hesitates, but finally he shakes it. Polvo Blanco slides out of the ring and heads to the back leaving Austin Fernando to celebrate his hard fought victory.
Nine in the Afternoon" by Panic! at the Disco begins to play and Iris Oppenheimer bounces down to the ring. Yes, bounces. As in so wired up with enthusiasm, she can't help but jump up and down on her way to the ring.
The opening riff of "Undead" by Hollywood Undead hits the PA system. The stage fills with a low-covering layer of smoke as the main lights dim and are instead replaced with flickering sapphire blue and white lights centrered on the stage and entrance ramp. Justin Sane slowly walks out from behind the curtain, hands at his sides, clenching and un-clenching his fists whilst rolling his next. He approaches the top of the ramp and looks out and the crowd with a smirk on his face. After gazing around the XWF arena, his gaze lands upon the ring in front of him. He makes his way down the ramp, eyes solely on the ring, a look of intent and purpose in his eyes. He slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope and paces a couple of circles around the ring. Just as the chorus of "Undead" is about to kick in, he strides to the corner, grabs the top rope and pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle before throwing both arms out 90 degrees at his sides and letting out a loud war cry. He jumps down from the turnbuckle, unrivaled intensity in his eyes and stares out at the crowd as "undead" begins to fade and the lighting returns to normal.
"Pay for it" plays over the PA as TJ Wallace walks out from the back onto the ramp. He does a "I can't hear you" chant and raises.his arms up and down, getting the crowd hype. Then he puts his index finger to his lip and quiets the crowd. He walks down the ramp, slapping hands, kissing babies, grabbing titties. He slides in the ring and sits on the closest turnbuckle
The high pitched wail of Dee Snider pierces the air as the Twisted Sister classic pumps through the PA system. As two big pyro towers shoot off on either side of the stage, "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane spins out of the entrance ramp, wearing his favorite t-shirt, a cutoff Faster Pussycat screen print, long silver tights and shining silver boots. The crowd pops as Loverboy struts down the aisle,strumming the air guitar and leaping into the air with a jumping split. As he hops onto the ring apron, he swings around, facing the crowd, and pumps his fist along to the music, singing along and inciting the crowd to do so as well.
All four wrestlers stand in their respective corners, Sane opposite Lane. TJ opposite Iris who gives her a wink as she rolls her eyes. The ref signals for the bell and the match is underway, Sane rushes from the corner straight into Loverboy, who barely steps out. Justin shoulder tackles him against the turnbuckle, barging against Lane's midsection with his shoulder, Lane getting winded from every blow. Justin steps back as Lane sits on the middle turnbuckle catching his breath, Justin rolls his arm and sprints against Lane hoping for a clothesline, but Lane pulls himself using the ropes out of the way, Sane hits the corner with all his force and walks back in pain. Lane hops back to his feet and BAM! The perfect superkick to Sane's chin! Justin looks dazed as he fall to the mat, Lane goes to the cover but is pulled away by TJ, Iris in the far corner getting to her feet. Lane raises his hands questioning 'what the fuck?' and pushes TJ, who returns with a heavy shove of his own, almost knocking Lane off his feet. The two mouth off to each other and get in each other's faces but from out of nowhere Iris hits a Missile Dropkick into the back of Lane knocking over Wallace with him, Lane holds his back in pain as TJ shoves Lane away from him and stares at Iris. Both TJ and Oppenheimer get to their feet.
TJ gets his feet and walks to Iris, but she turns into the ropes, springboard moonsault! Directly onto Wallace who manages to stay on his feet, Iris over his shoulder! TJ heaves Iris over his shoulders and hits a Samoan Drop! TJ gets to his knees to look over Iris but gets caught by a flying Vinnie Lane and a high-low? Knee! TJ falls onto his back, Lane celebrates to the crowd as all the wrestlers are down except him, but I wouldn't count Sane out yet as he's back on his feet and kicks Lane in the gut as he turns with his arms raised. Snap Suplex to Vinnie! Both men get to their feet, Vinnie wobbling backwards into the arms of Sane. A German suplex with abridge to Vinnie Lane! The ref begins the count!
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Broken up by Iris at 2! Sane rolls to his front and gets to his feet as Iris gets to hers, Sane rushes in for a spear but Iris jumps high into the air, and hits the passing insane one with a double foot stomp to the back! Sane grinds along the mat and slides shoulder first into the steel post under the bottom turnbuckle!
TJ is back to his feet and runs up behind Iris and throws her to the ground by her hair. He drops an elbow on her head and goes right to the corner after Sane. TJ begins pulls Sane back towards the center of the ring, but is kicked in the face by Sane and falls backwards. Remaining on his feet he goes right back after Sane, but is grabbed by Iris on his way and falls on his face. Sane is back to his feet and as he moves in on TJ, Lane is climbing to the top turnbuckle. Sane drops an elbow on TJ as Lane jumps off the top rope! Lane hits a splash on all three competitors who were bound together in the middle of the ring! Lane covers Iris, TJ, and Sane!!
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Two!!
All three kickout at once and Lane bounces off of them! All four of them get to their feet at the same time and start to brawl in the middle of the ring! Fists are flying landing back and forth between Lane, Sane, Iris, and TJ! TJ stays on Sane as Loverboy and Iris work their way into the opposite corner!
TJ gains the upper hand and works Sane into the ropes! As Sane teeters over the top rope he grabs TJ's leg and lifts him over his head, over the top rope, and down to the floor! TJ crashes down hard outside of the ring! Sane holds himself up by the top rope and watches Lane setup Iris for a big move in the corner! Iris is setup on the top turnbuckle and Lane is climbing up. Sane rushes over jumps in the air with an elbow on Lane! Lane falls into Iris and they both crash to the floor with TJ! Sane stands alone in the ring and roars to the crowd. He climbs though the middle rope and jumps off the apron. He goes after Lane first but is met with a few punches to the gut. Iris gets up and goes after Sane as well and throws him into the barricade! Lane graps Iris but she pokes him in the eye and throws him into the barricade along with Sane! TJ is up and starts to run over but Iris sees him coming and hits him with a big round house kick! She climbs up the steps and jumps off the second rope with another spring board moonsault and lands on TJ as he's getting up! She gets right up and runs over, jumps up on the ring steps, and hits Sane and Lane with a drop kick! Sane falls back into the corner barricade and Lane flips over the barricade and out on the crowd!
Iris is back to her feet and goes back to TJ who was waiting for her and hits her with the Sound of Silence! Iris is out cold! TJ gets her up and tosses her back in the ring! He crawls in from under the ropes and cradles Iris for a pin!
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Two!!
No!! Iris kicks out!! TJ gets Iris to her feet and hits her with a big piledriver! Iris folds in half from the impact and falls to the side.
Sane and Loverboy are back at it on the outside! Sane has Lane and goes to throw his head into the ring steps, but Lane counters and does it to Sane! Sane's head bounces off the ring steps and as he's seeing stars Lane throws him back under the bottom rope! Lane climbs back in as TJ is going for another cover on Iris! But Lane returns the favor from earlier and pulls TJ's leg breaking up the pin! TJ gets up and goes to clothesline Lane, but Lane ducks it! TJ gets smacked in the mouth with Screws Loose! The high impact super kick delivered by Justin Sane! TJ hits the mat! After Lane countered TJ's clothesline he bounced off the opposite ropes, jumped in the air and flies towards Sane with a flying forearm smash!! Sane ducks that move and catches Lane on his shoulders!!
Pledge of Insanity!!!
TJ is out but Iris is climbing up the turnbuckle as Sane goes for the pin on Loverboy!!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!!!
THRRRRRR........
Broken up by a senton bomb by Iris from the top rope!! She covers Lane instead!!
ONE!!!!!
TWOOO!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!
NO!!!! As TJ breaks up the pin Lane manages to kick out at the same time!!
All four competitors are laid out in the ring! They slowly all work they way up in their own seperate corners. The crowd goes crazy at the show all the competitors have put on thus far! They all stand in their corners for a moment and then begin circling the ring...
TJ goes after Sane right away and misses with a clothesline to a ducking Sane! TJ bounces of the ropes and is met by Iris who hits him with a corkscrew leg scissor! TJ rolls to the middle of the ring! As Iris gets right back to her feet Sane hits her with spear!! As he gets to his feet Lane is running across the ring!! He jumps off of the back of TJ and hits Sane with a flying spinning wheel kick! Loverboy kick backs to his feet and pulls Sane out of the corner with an Irish Whip right into TJ who lifts him up and hits him with the Silencer!! It's over!!
TJ covers Sane!!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!
Lane quickly rushes over and breaks it up!
He kicks TJ in the head for good measure and walks back over to Iris! He picks her up and pushes her back into the corner. TJ sneaks up behind Lane and hits him with Natural Selection right there! Iris jumps out of the corner and hits TJ in the face!! He counter and kicks Iris in the stomach and lifts her up for a powerbomb!! She holds on and swings around his shoulders and hits TJ with the Magic Cylinder!! She gets to her feet and climbs to the top rope! Lane and TJ are both out on the mat as Sane stands just below Iris outside of the ring! She jumps off and does a 450 splash!
Missed it!! My Body as a Shield misses from the top rope/ Iris's body bounces off the mat and she lays motionless on her face! Lane gets to his feet and rolls Irish out of the ring. On the outside Sane picks up Iris throws Iris head first into the barricade. Back in the ring Lane grabs a wobbly and nails him with the Black Label Driver and then the cover.
One
Sane sees this and scrambles to get back into the ring...
Two
Sane grabs Lane and tries to yank him off of TJ Wallace...
Three!!!
Sane pulls him off but it's too late. VInnie Lane scored the three count.
Winner and New Number One Contender To The Universal Title - Vinnie Lane |
As Loverboy raises his fists in the air in celebration, the lights go out!
They come back on to reveal Hysteria, Frodo, three Soldiers, Ghost Tank, and Aaron Underwood circle around the Rocker.
Loverboy looks amped and prepared. He decides not to wait as he begins mauling Underwood. Tank pulls him off, but Loverboy hits an elbow to his nose. Hysteria then takes an elbow. Loverboy grabs Frodo and lifts him up for a Black Label Driver, but Hysteria gets on his knees behind Lane tripping him. Frodo comes down on top of Loverboy. Frodo, Hysteria, Tank and the rest begin dismantling Loverboy Lane. Lane is trying to fight back, but the numbers are getting to him.
Eventually The Asylum wear him down and begin to drag him away. Hysteria begins laughing wildly as the lights go out and they're all gone! Lane has vanished!
JOEY STYLES: “Ladies and gentlemen it is time! Time for a trio of returns! Tri Bute! Sebastian Duke! Paul Heymans Chamber of Horrors!”
JOEY STYLES: “The sadistic structure, that is the Chamber of Horrors!”
RING ANNOUNCER: “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time, the special guest commentator.... JJJJESSEE THE BODY VENTURRRRRAAAA!”
JOEY STYLES: “What? I'm the one man broadcast team! I don't need a damn partner!”
Jesse Ventura makes his way to the ring to a lukewarm reaction. The fans know how stupidly crazy Ventura is. He takes his headset and sits next to Joey Styles.
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “YOU DON'T LOOK HAPPY TO SEE ME GO-RILLA!”
JOEY STYLES: “I just... Did you just call me Gorilla?”
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “LET ME TELL YOU, GO-RILLA, I'M OFF THE GRID! THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT IS AFTER ME FOR SPILLING THEIR DARKEST SECRETS!”
JOEY STYLES: “Really?”
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “THEY'RE PISSED THAT I TOLD THE WORLD WHO KILLED JFK!”
JOEY STYLES: “You do realize you don't have to scream, right?”
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE, GO-RILLA!”
RING ANNOUNCER: “The following match is set for one fall. And it will be contested inside of Paul Heymans Chamber of Horrors!”
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “PAUL HEYMAN? DID ELLERING CHANGE HIS NAME?”
JOEY STYLES: “No, Paul Heyman is the General Manager of...”
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “COUGH! COUGH-COUGH-COUGH!”
JOEY STYLES: “You alright?”
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “I'M FINE GO-RILLA! I ACCIDENTALLY INHALED A FEATHER FROM MY BOA!”
”Part of Your World” by Darren Criss plays. |
RING ANNOUNCER: “Introducing first, from Future Ryan, Future Oklahoma... Weighing 2 hundred 55 Pounds.... TRIIIIIIIBUUUUUUTE!”
JOEY STYLES: “Tribute! Making his return to the Xtreme Wrestling Federation! And what a way to do it! One on one with Duke inside the Chamber!”
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “I ONCE WRESTLED ANDRE THE GIANT INSIDE THAT VERY CAGE!”
JOEY STYLES: “No. No, you didn't.”
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “I DID GO-RILLA! WE SOLD OUT THE SILVERDOME!”
JOEY STYLES: “Jesse, you couldn't sell out a roller rink.”
The arena goes dark. Some fans cheer. Some fans boo.
RING ANNOUNCER: “And his opponent...”
The darkness is finally cut as the X-Tron explodes into flames. From the very top of it, the flames travel out on both sides until they surround the tron. From there, flames explode from the ramp then travel down both sides of the ramp. The flames reach the bottom of the ramp and all four corners of the ring explode with more firey flamages igniting the steel lighting structure above the ring into a kind of ring of fire. With the illusion that the entire arena is on fire, O Fortuna hits. The flames continue to burn as Sebastian Duke and his father Asmodeus finally emerges. Not from backstage, but from beneath, as if he's coming from the depths of hell. Once Duke reaches the stage, he slowly makes his way to the ring, the flames raising and lowering to the beat of the drums in O Fortuna.
RING ANNOUNCER: “Being accompanied to the ring by his father Asmodeus. From Old Saybrook, Connecticut. Weight 2 hundred 98 pounds... SEBASTIAAANN DUUUUKE!”
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “THAT'S A BIG GUY GO-RILLA!”
JOEY STYLES: “Yeah, no kidding.”
Duke and his father make their way toward the announce table. Duke stares at Jesse Ventura.
JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA: “I REALLY DON'T LIKE THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT ME, GO-RILLA! IS HE A GOVERNMENT AGENT!?”
JOEY STYLES: “Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine Jess...”
Duke grabs his fathers cane and wails Jesse Ventura upside his head, knocking him out instantly. Asmodeus takes a seat next to Joey Styles and retrieves Venturas headset.
JOEY STYLES: “I never thought I'd say this, but thank God for Sebastian Duke!”
ASMODEUS: “I assure you, Mr. Styles, God had nothing to do with it. You can, however, thank me instead.”
JOEY STYLES: “Thank you Asmodeus!”
ASMODEUS: “You're quite welcome!”
Duke makes his way back around the chamber, still holding Asmodeus' cane. He rips off his cape and charges up the steps and into the chamber. The officials lock the chamber behind him and the bell rings.
Duke wastes zero time as he steps through the ropes. Tri Bute cuts him off though and begins beating him down with forearms to the back before Duke can ever get up right.
JOEY STYLES: “Perhaps your boy is rusty! He's getting beaten up pretty good already, Asmodeus!”
ASMODEUS: “It's early, Mr. Styles. My son has not yet even begun!”
Duke suddenly drives the end of the cane into Butes midsection, causing him stagger backward in a moment of shock. Duke stands upright and swing the cane, busting it over Tri Bute's skull causing him to fall flat on his back and clutch the top of his head.
ASMODEUS: “I can assure you, Mr. Styles, that Mr. Bute has no idea what he got himself into.”
JOEY STYLES: “Perhaps you're right.”
Duke bounces off the ropes and leaps into the air and drops on elbow on...
JOEY STYLES: “No one home as Bute rolls out of danger!”
...the mat. Duke and Bute both make their way back to their feet with Tri Bute swinging first, Duke blocks it, then sends a knee lift into Butes midsection. Bute staggers back a little and Duke sends him toward the ropes with an Irish whip. Bute reverses though, sending Duke toward the ropes. On the rebound, Duke hangs on to the top rope, stopping his forward momentum dead in its tracks. Bute charges toward Duke. At the last moment, Duke bends down and tosses Bute up and over the top rope, sending him crashing down to the steel grating of the chamber.
Duke steps through the ropes, following Bute to the unforgiving surface of the chamber. Tri Bute starts to get up but Duke takes him right back down immediately, with a clothesline. Duke then reaches down and lifts Bute back to his feet. Duke lifts Tri Bute high into the air in a Gorilla Press and slams him back first right back down into the steel grating.
JOEY STYLES: “The first pod is now open!”
ASMODEUS: “Mr. Bute doesn't seem like much competition, Mr. Styles. Do you believe that's the case?”
JOEY STYLES: “I believe it's early yet.”
ASMODEUS: “Then you're saying Mr. Bute will make a miraculous comeback and defeat my son, is that it?”
JOEY STYLES: “Anything can happen, Asmodeus.”
ASMODEUS: “I'm supremely confident in Sebastian's abilities. I don't share your sentiments, Mr. Styles.”
Back in the chamber, Duke is rummaging through the first open pod, tossing chairs and tables into the ring and saving one for use right now. He turns his attention to Tri Bute who is getting back to his feet by using the chain walls of the chamber to aid him. Duke squares up, and swings the chair...
CRACK!
Swings again.
CRACK!
And a third time.
CRACK!
And Tri Bute falls back to the grating, having been viciously beaten with a steel chair by Duke. Duke retreats to the ring and begins to set up a table. Once its set up, he returns his attention to Bute only to realize too late that But is flying through the air with a Cross Body block! The move lands successfully, taking Duke to the mat. A referee is in position quickly.
1...
2...
JOEY STYLES: “And Duke kicks out!”
ASMODEUS: “Of course he did, Mr. Styles. Did you really think one simple maneuver would take my son down for the count?”
JOEY STYLES: “I just call the action, Asmodeus. It does not matter what I think.”
ASMODEUS: “For once, we agree.”
But gets back to his feet and lifts Duke to his. He scoops Duke up, then slams him to the mat and quickly follows it up by dropping an elbow on his chest. Bute looks around and finally spots what he's after, leaving Duke to recover momentarily.
Bute locates a chair out on the steel surface of the chamber and grabs it before heading back toward Duke who is now almost completely upright. Bute has no hesitation as he swings the chair, bringing it down across Sebastian Duke's back. Duke doesn't fall though, instead he stand upright immediately, arching his back somewhat. Tri Bute drives the edge of the chair into Duke's ribs causing him to double over slightly. Bute swings again...
CRACK!
This time, the chair connects with Duke's head and Duke staggers backward and falls back on the table he'd set up earlier. Bute places the remaining Duke body parts on top of the table and retrieves his chair. He heads to the top rope with the chair in hand. He leaps toward Duke...
JOEY STYLES: “TRI BUTE TO THE DOOMED!”
CRASH!
Bute nails the frog splash, sending both his body weight and the chair into Duke's chest, crashing through the table. The referee is in position.
1...
2...
JOEY STYLES: “And Duke kicks out!”
ASMODEUS: “Mr. Bute is playing a dangerous game, Mr. Styles.”
JOEY STYLES: “I think the same could be said for your son!”
ASMODEUS: “Perhaps so, but what Mr. Bute does not realize, is that giving my son this kind of abuse, empowers the King of Darkness.”
JOEY STYLES: “And pod number two is now open!”
ASMODEUS: “Chains, Mr. Styles.”
JOEY STYLES: “What?”
ASMODEUS: “It's chains. Hanging on hooks within that pod. I can see them from here.”
Tri Bute immediately heads toward the recently opened pod, clutching his side as he walks.
ASMODEUS: “I feel everyone should realize what they're seeing.”
JOEY STYLES: “And what is it they're seeing?”
ASMODEUS: “Two men are battling, yet what's not obvious is the powers within my son. At some point soon, he will receive a burst of energy. When that happens, Mr. Styles...”
JOEY STYLES: “What? What happens?”
ASMODEUS: “There will be no mercy for Tri Bute. Or anyone that may find themselves within that chamber.”
Tri Bute emerges from the weapons pod, chains wrapped around his arms. What Asmodeus didn't see, is the padlocks. Dozens of unlocked padlocks lie unmoved on the floor of the pod. Duke finally rolls out of the busted up remains of the table but still remains flat on his back, staring up at the domed roof of the chamber.
Tri Bute stands over Sebastian Duke. A chain wrapped over his right fist. A chain hanging from his left. Bute holds his chain covered fist in the air and looks out toward the crowd. The crowd comes alive and that's when it happens...
Duke, remaining on the mat bursts to life. He grabs the chain hanging out of Tri Butes left hand and yanks it toward him, pulling Bute down along with it...
JOEY STYLES: “THE DEVILS TRIANGLE!”
Duke locks Bute in Hell's Gate! Butes arm is flailing as he struggles against the choke out submission applied by Sebastian Duke. Bute shifts his weight, pinning Duke's shoulders to the mat.
1...
2...
JOEY STYLES: “And Duke releases the submission!”
ASMODEUS: “Of course. He's not stupid, Mr. Styles. He'd rather release the hold, than take a loss to someone so inferior to him.”
JOEY STYLES: “I don't believe Tri Bute is inferior to your son, with all due respect.”
ASMODEUS: “You're entitled to your opinion, Mr. Styles. But don't mind me, when I point out just how wrong you truly are.”
Tri Bute and Sebastian Duke remain on the canvas. Both men slowly starting to get to their feet. Duke is up first, but Bute is up right after him. Duke, standing behind Bute, grabs his right arm, swinging him around. Bute throws a wild punch with his right arm as he's turned, nailing Duke square in the head with a chain wrapped fist, dropping him instantly.
JOEY STYLES: “A mistake! A mistake that could prove fatal for this match!”
But looks around, then falls to his knees, and drops on top of Duke.
1...
2...
JOEY STYLES: “He kicked out!”
ASMODEUS: “Of course he did, Mr. Styles.”
JOEY STYLES: “The third pod is now opened! I can't really make out what's in it. Can you, Asmodeus?”
ASMODEUS: “I'm afraid not, my son.”
Bute and Duke remain on the mat. Bute unwraps his fist then shakes the sting of the impact from it. Sebastian Duke remains motionless. Bute struggles back to his feet and keeps his eyes trained on the recently opened pod. Bute makes his way toward the pod and steps through the ropes. He enters the pod and pulls out a long, narrow box, roughly six feet in length. Its not particularly heavy so he tosses the box into the ring with ease.
Bute re-enters the ring...
JOEY STYLES: “What the hell is in that box?”
ASMODEUS: “Hold on, let me put on my x-ray glasses. Oh wait, they don't exist.”
JOEY STYLES: “Sylvania?”
Bute rips open the end of the box and dumps its contents. Two dozen fluorescent light tubes spill onto the ring mat. Bute turns around, but its decidedly a bad idea as Sebastian Duke is standing there. Duke grips Bute by the throat and lifts him high into the air before slamming him down into the light tubes!
JOEY STYLES: “Chokeslam from Duke! Into the light tubes and Tri Bute is most certainly in trouble!”
ASMODEUS: “What have I told you from the beginning, Mr. Styles? Tri Bute has been in trouble since the opening bell.”
JOEY STYLES: “Yes you have.”
ASMODEUS: “It takes a stupid man to willingly lock themselves in a monstrous cage like this with the likes of my son.”
Duke falls to the mat after the chokeslam, but is eventually able to drape his arm over Tri Butes chest.
1...
2...
JOEY STYLES: “BUTE KICKS OUT!”
ASMODEUS: “It's only a matter of time, Mr. Styles.”
JOEY STYLES: “That's kind of obvious. It's always a matter of time.”
ASMODEUS: “Mr. Styles, I don't mean for the ending of the contest. I mean for a life altering event for Mr. Bute.”
JOEY STYLES: “What are you talking about?”
Back in the ring, Duke slowly gets to his feet and looks at the last remaining unopened pod. He exits the ring and tries to open the time-locked door to no avail. He starts kicking at the glass but his large foot just bounces off.
Meanwhile, Tri Bute is using the ropes, not far from Duke, to aid him back to his feet. Duke looks at Bute, then at the pod, then back at Bute, leaning against the top rope. Duke nears Bute and grabs him by his hair, pulling him over the top rope and out to the chamber surface. Duke yells something to Tri Bute then forces him head first into the locked glass pod, shattering the glass and officially opening the final pod a full minute before its time was up. Duke tries to enter the pod, but with Tri Bute half in it and half out, he unable to. He grabs Bute's ankle and drags him out so that he can enter.
Inside, one single solitary item sits on a table.
JOEY STYLES: “What the hell is that?”
Sebastian Duke picks up the item by a handle on top and looks at it.
ACETONE, the label clearly reads.
JOEY STYLES: “Acetone? Why would Paul Heyman have Acetone placed in a pod as a weapon?”
ASMODEUS: “HA!”
JOEY STYLES: “What's so funny?”
ASMODEUS: “You, Mr. Styles, thinking Mr. Heyman had anything to do with the Acetone.”
Back in the chamber, Bute is crawling through the raps and back into the ring with Sebastian Duke stalking him from behind, carrying the gallon container of Acetone. Once Duke enters the ring, he twists off the lid and begins emptying the contents all over Tri Bute's back.
JOEY STYLES: “I don't get it! Why Acetone?”
Joey looks over at Asmodeus. Duke's father retrieves a shiny object from his suit jacket and tosses it into the chamber through the chain walls. The shiny object flips and flops to a stop right at Duke's feet.
JOEY STYLES: “A zippo lighter!?”
ASMODEUS: “You're clever.”
Duke picks up the lighter and flips the lid open, then ignites the zippo. Outside the ring, XWF officials are desperately trying to enter the chamber with bolt cutters. The referee in the ring is trying to block Duke from getting near Tri Bute until Duke sends his boot into the referees face, dropping him instantly.
Duke tosses the flaming lighter near Bute and a few seconds later, the ring mat ignites. Bute looks at it as he reaches his knees. At that instant, Tri Bute's back is engulfed in flames.
JOEY STYLES: “OH MY GOD! BUTE'S ON FIRE! BUTE'S ON FIRE!”
Finally, the XWF officials are able to cut the chain off the chamber gate. EMT's and XWF officials rush the ring, extinguishing the flames from the screaming Tri Bute. Sebastian Duke merely stands back and watches.
JOEY STYLES: “'F'ers, I don't know that Tri Bute will be able to continue this match. It is my hope that Tri Bute will not be too badly burned.”
ASMODEUS: “Hope in one hand, Mr. Styles, then shit in the other. See which hand fills faster.”
They're able to put the flames out and the EMT's begin to check Tri Bute's vitals. The EMT gives the thumbs up signal and the collection of EMT's and officials let out a collective sigh of relief.
SLAM!
The collection of conscious folks in the ring turn back toward the noise just in time to realize Sebastian Duke has retrieved a fresh chain and padlock and relocked the gate shut. With all of them locked inside with the King of Darkness.
Duke turns toward the collection of officials, most of whom are retreating toward the far side of the ring. Duke enters the ring. Some of the more gutsy officials bull rush Sebastian Duke. Duke takes them down with clotheslines and big boots to the face. In seconds, after a series of chokeslams and big boots, Duke has disposed of everyone in the ring.
JOEY STYLES: “He stares at his adversary.”
ASMODEUS: “Tri Bute stares into the shadows of death, Mr. Styles. Death would likely be a welcoming comfort for him.”
Duke grabs the hair of Tri Bute, ripping him to his feet. Duke lifts him up on his shoulders...
JOEY STYLES: “Darkness falls! That should do it!”
Duke doesn't cover him though. Instead, he decides to wake the original referee with a kick to the side. The referee begins to stir as Duke lifts Bute to his feet again, once again delivering Darkness Falls. Duke gets back to his feet and places his boot across Bute's chest.
1...
2...
3!
JOEY STYLES: “The King of Darkness is victorious!”
ASMODEUS: “Did you think anything else was going to occur?”
JOEY STYLES: “It doesn't look like he's finished.”
ASMODEUS: “Believe me, he's not!”
”IS THIS THE BEST THE XWF HAS TO OFFER ME!?”
JOEY STYLES: “I think he's upset that Tri Bute was his pay per view opoonent!”
ASMODEUS: “And if you were Sebastian Duke, Mr. Styles, if you were a man that has won everything there is to win, and taken on everyone there is to take on, would you not be upset at the notion that the Xtreme Wrestling Federation believes Mr. Tri Bute is equal competition to your King of Darkness?”
JOEY STYLES: “...”
Duke delivers Darkness Falls to Bute once more. This time, driving Butes head into the surface of a chair as the chamber begins to raise from the ring. Duke gets back to his feet and sets a table up near the corner. He then lifts Tri Bute up on his shoulders and ascends the ropes slowly. He leaps off, sending himself and Tri Bute through the table with Darkness Falls.
JOEY STYLES: “Enough is enough!”
Duke is back to his feet and lifts But onto his shoulders again. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees a man hop the security railing and slide into the ring.
JOEY STYLES: “Eli James! It's Eli James!”
ASMODEUS: “Ah! My son has some unfinished business with him.”
Duke drops Bute from his shoulders and he and Eli come face to face, nose to nose in the ring. Eli smiles at Duke and Duke remains stoic. Suddenly, dozens of local police and security officials storm the ring separating the two men. Eli is tackled and handcuffed, but never loses his smile.
JOEY STYLES: “Ladies and gentlemen I have just received word from Warfare General Manager Ozymandias, that Eli James is a paying customer and is trespassing on XWF property and is being placed under arrest for that reason.
“He continues, on February 4 on Warfare, if Eli James is so intent on getting involved, he will have a match for once. His opponent, ladies and gentlemen, is Sebastian Duke!”
ASMODEUS: “That's marvelous news, Mr. Styles. I shall go inform my son at once!”
RING ANNOUNCER: “The winner of this match, SEBASTIAAAN DUUUUKE!”
The lights go out…the crowd screams with anticipation for who is to enter! The rhythmic drumming sounding like a battle march gets louder. The lights slowly come on turning the arena red.
Double bass starts drilling as Aeon’s - God Gives Head in Heaven roars over the loud speakers!
Morbid Angel storms from the backstage area and flexes his massive arms for the crowd who screams with excitement!
Except it's not Morbid Angel. It's a miniature version of Morbid Angel. What the hell is this?
Mini Morbid stomps down to the ring and steps over to the top rope and walks to the center of the ring and flexes again!
Deep smoke fills the arena floor. The lights flash between red and black on the fog. Hysteria's back is shown as he ascends through the stage upwards. The music starts. Wait what the hell? A mini Hysteria? Hysterismall turns around and begins walking down to the ring. He gets to the ropes and slowly enters through them.
The bell rings and the two midget forms of Hysteria and Morbid Angel are getting underway. From this point on, they are to be referred to as Hysterismall and Mini Morbid. They circle around before locking up. Hysterismall pushes Mini Morbid into the corner. He begins throwing Mini Morbid’s head into the second turnbuckle. Hysterismall backs away and rushes towards Morbid and hits a European uppercut! Mini Morbid hits the mat and Hysterismall pins him!
1…
2…Kickout!
Mini Morbid kicked out with little patience. He gets to his feet and Mini Morbid hits a face punch to Hysterismall before lifting Hysterismall into the torture rack! It’s quite a humorous sight to see a midget using a torture rack on another midget. Morbid loosens the hold slightly and Hysterismall rolls off his shoulders. Hysterismall hits a DDT! He climbs up all the way to the… second rope. Hysterismall looks around before jumping off for a leaping mulestomp! Mini Morbid is clutching his chest in pain! Hysterismall picks him up and goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Mini Morbid gets out!
Mini Morbid kicks Hysterismall in the gut and nails a fireman’s carry Ace Crusher! MM picks Hysterismall back up and drives him right back down with a DDT of his own! Mini Morbid goes for a pinfall!
1…
2…
NO! Hysterismall kicked out!
Mini Morbid picks up Hysterismall who fights away from him. Hysterismall hits a clothesline! He bounces off the ropes and stomps on the chest of Mini Morbid. Hysterismall picks him up and lifts the short man, Mini Morbid, with an electric chair drop! Mini Morbid is dropped, neckfirst on the second rope! Mini Morbid begins holding his neck with pain. Hysterismall rushes to the corner and begins jumping up and down as the crowd is cheering on the midgets! Hysterismall rushes forward for a running knee strike! THE RAMIFICATION! But Mini Morbid dodges it!
Mini Morbid bounces off the ropes and hits a huge spear! Mini Morbid instantly picks up Hysterismall and nails a crucifix powerbomb by the name of….
GOTT IST TOT!
Mini Morbid wastes no time as he pins Hysterismall!
1…
2…
NO! Hysterismall kicks out.
Mini Morbid picks him up and the two begin exchanging blows! Hysterismall wins the exchange by hitting an eye rake! Hysterismall takes advantage of the momentum by hitting a roll-up! The referee quickly gets into position!
1…
2…
Kickout!
Mini Morbid gets to his feet and hits a pedigree on Hysterismall. Mini Morbid pulls out… a miniature penis! It’s tiny! He begins jamming it into the mask of Hysterismall! He pulls up the mask and sticks it in his throat! Hysterismall is sick! He’s acting like he’s about to vomit. Mini Morbid laughs at him before hitting a clothesline. Mini Morbid lifts up Hysterismall and raises him to the TOP rope. Mini Morbid gets up there as well. He picks up Hysterismall and jumps off!
SATAN’S FALL!
The Tombstone Piledriver from the top rope sends Hysterismall’s head into the mat! He goes for the cover!
1…
2….
THREE!
Mini Morbid holds up the Name Your Cardboard Title championship in celebration! Morbid Angel and Hysteria are still yet to be seen for this match.
The lights go out, and then when they come back on Mastermind is seen standing on the top rope waving to the crowd.
Kyuss by Gardenia echoes throughout the arena, the lights dim for several seconds, when a burst of fire expels from the stage and Gator comes out onto the ramp, the Television title around his waist as he raises a large sword into the air as he sits on top of the large mechanical T-Rex that carries him to the ring. The crowd roars as Gardenia continues to play. The dinosaur makes it to the ring and Gator steps up as it roars. Gator walks onto the T-Rex's head and shoves the sword into it's head as he hops onto the mat, raising his arms in victory on each corner and relaxing, the T-Rex disappearing up the ramp.
Gator
- vs -
Mastermind
TV Title Match 1 |
Here we go. The first of a 3 match gauntlet for the current Television Champion and Defiance member Gator. His first opponent for the match will be former X-treme Champion Mastermind.
Mastermind drags Gator to his feet and Mind Changer! Gator’s out! Mastermind locks in Mind Controller! He pulls back and Gator is screaming in pain. Mastermind tightens the hold, but Gator gets his arms up. Crawling…Crawling…He got the bottom rope! Mastermind breaks the hold, and stands over the downed Gator. Mastermind pulls Gator to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Gator comes on the rebound to eat a Clothesline! Then a legdrop! Mastermind climbs to his feet. He drags Gator up and Scoop Slam into another legdrop! Mastermind win the pin!
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Gator kicks out. Mastermind can’t believe it, as he pulls Gator to his feet, and Gator counters with a punch! Gator with another and another. Mastermind stumbles back, and Gator charges, only for Mastermind to counter with a Snap Suplex! Mastermind rolls to his feet and pulls Gator up. Mastermind with a whip to the turnbuckle. Mastermind walks up to Gator, and he swings but Gator ducks and he hits Mastermind with a German Suplex, sending both men to the ground! Wisely Gator rolls out of the ring.
Gator: Todd…Todd come here.
Todd: Yes Gator?
Gator: Tell Scarlett, I have the taste for Chinese food tonight.
Gator laughs and rolls back in the ring. Mastermind charges at Gator, but Gator sidesteps him, sending him shoulder first into the turnbuckle! Gator with a dropkick to Mastermind. He rolls out of the corner and drags Mastermind up. Gator with a irish whip, but Mastermind counters with a whip of his own, and Gator goes crashing into the ref! The ref is down, Gator is down! Todd? Todd rolls into the ring with a Steel Chair and smashes Mastermind in the back with it but with no effect!
Mastermind turns around starts walking toward Todd, slowly. Todd backs up, and eventually is in the turnbuckle, and as Mastermind is about to grab Todd, Gator hits him with a German Suplex! Mastermind is tossed like salad across the ring, and Gator grabs the chair. Mastermind slowly gets to his feet, and Gator with a shot to the head, and the blood pours! Gator tosses the chair out of the ring, and pulls the ref up. Gator with the pin!
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Mastermind with a leg on the rope!
Gator pulls Mastemind to his feet, and Mastermind with a kick to the gut! Mastermind whips Gator to the ropes, and Gator comes on the rebound to meet a Clothesline! Mastermind pulls Gator to his feet, and hits Gator with a Inverted DDT, sending Gator’s head crashing to the mat! Mastermind walks over to the ring announcer, and the ring announcer pulls out a black cloth. He tosses it to Mastermind and Mastermind reveals it as a T-Shirt that reads “I MASTERED GATOR’S MIND, NEW TV CHAMPION” Mastermind walks over to Gator and he’s putting the shirt on Gator, but Gator counters with a punch to the throat! Mastermind stumbles back and Gator tosses the shirt off of him. Mastermind regains his composure and charges at Gator, but Gator tosses the shirt at Mastermind then hits him with a huge Clothesline sending Mastermind crashing to the mat! Gator grabs the shirt and whips it across his balls, before throwing it to the crowd.
Gator drags Mastermind to his feet,and Mastermind counters with a Mind Changer! Gator to the mat, and Mastermind with Your Mind Submits To Me, he has the Ankle Lock locked on tight! He turns the ankle, and Gator…..Gator rolls over, and gets Mastermind in a school boy! Pin!
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Mastermind has been eliminated! |
Gator
- vs -
Maverick
TV Title Match 2 |
And here we go. Round two. The Television Champion Gator, and Icema…..I mean Maverick. They lock up, and Gator being the bigger man drives Maverick to the turnbuckle. And a knee by Gator. And another. Irish whip to the opposite turnbuckle, and Gator chases Maverick. Maverick goes chest first to the turnbuckle, only to eat a clothesline to the back by Gator! Maverick backs up a little, and Gator with a German Suplex! Maverick goes flying to his neck, but the impact makes him roll over, and back on his feet only to eat a Spear by Gator! Gator drags Maverick to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Maverick comes on the rebound, but stops when he sees Gator attempt at a back body drop. Maverick with a kick to the jaw, sending Gator stumbling back. Now Maverick with a punch, and another, and another. Maverick has Gator on the ropes, and he goes for a clothesline, but Gator ducks and Maverick goes flying onto the apron. Gator turns around and Maverick rakes the eyes of The Walking Disastor! Gator takes a few steps back, and Maverick crawls in the ring and hits Gator with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Maverick with the pin!
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Kickout! Gator kicks out, and elbows Maverick in the head.
Gator crawls to his feet and charges at Maverick, but Maverick with a knee to the mid-section! Maverick then with a Snap Suplex! And now Maverick turns his attention to the crowd!
Crowd: ICEMAN…ICEMAN…ICEMAN!
Maverick blows them off as Gator gets up. Gator with a Backstabber! Maverick falls on the knees and now he’s holding his back in pain! Gator kicks Maverick in the back! And again! Gator drags Maverick to his feet and elbows him in the head. Maverick with a few steps back, and Gator goes for a Double Arm DDT, but Maverick drops to his feet and a lowblow! Maverick just shoved his arm straight into Gator’s balls and Gator falls to the floor immideatley.
Todd: “Ref, you’re not gonna do anything about that?”
”This is the XWF, pussy. Man up.”
Maverick drags Gator to his feet and a punch. And another. And another. Maverick with a whip to the turnbuckle, and Gator goes flying into the turnbuckle. Gator takes a few steps out of the corner and Maverick takes advantage with another Belly to Belly! Maverick runs over to Gator, and dropkicks him in the temple! Maverick now with another pin!
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Gator kicks out! Maverick stands up and kicks Gator in the gut. He drags Gator to his feet, but Gator pushes Maverick off and charges at him. Gator with a Shoulder Tackle!
Gator drags Maverick to his feet, and Gator hits him with a Snapback! Maverick is down! Gator walks over to the turnbuckle, and stairs at Maverick’s downed body. Gator with a charge and Threes & Sevens! The running kick smashing into Maverick’s face! Gator looks at the crowd and shoots a smile before returning to Maverick. Gator pulls Maverick to his feet, and Maverick with a knee to the gut. Maverick with a punch! And another! Maverick whips Gator to the ropes and Gator comes on a rebound only to eat a Northern Lights Suplex! Maverick rolls off of Gator and begins to stomp on Gator! Stomps fired! Maverick pulls Gator to his feet and whips him to the turnbuckle. Maverick forces Gator on the top turnbuckle, and Maverick….. a Belly to Belly off of the turnbuckle! Gator goes flying, soaring, like a fucking eagle across the ring, and he smashes onto the mat with the weight of a thousand Gilmour’s! Both men are down!
Maverick is the first to move, and he drags Gator to his feet. Mav pushes Gator to the turnbuckle, and then he irish whips Gator to the opposite turnbuckle. Maverick charges and a clothesline! Gator stumbles out of the turnbuckle and Maverick with a Age of Perfection, but Gator counters! Gator with a knee to the gut, and then a Standing Dropkick! Maverick falls to the floor, but rolls up only to eat another Dropkick! Maverick again rolls to the floor, but this time he eats a Fisherman Suplex…No! Maverick counters and Age of Perfection! Maverick nails the inverted Falcon Arrow and now he capitalizes with the pin!
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He’s gonna do it!
GATOR WITH THE KICKOUT!
Holy shit! Maverick rolls off of Gator and he turns to the crowd.
Crowd: ICEMAN SUCKS ICEMAN SUCKS!
Maverick is arguing with the crowd? Don’t be a dumbass, finish the match! Gator slowly crawls to the feet, and Maverick flips the crowd off, and slowly turns around only to eat a Disaster Drop! Gator with the pin!
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Maverick has been eliminated! |
Maverick rolls to his feet and goes to argue with the ref, only to eat a Disater Drop from Gator! Gator kicks Maverick out of the ring.
The acoustic strums of a guitar can be heard as the spotlights point directly at the ramp and everyone becomes dead silent. The acoustic strums repeat for a second time as fog begins to seep out of the ramp and towards the ring itself. Just as the song becomes heavy, the Aerial Knight bursts through the curtains and takes a good look at the crowd and the ring. Once the lyrics hit, he slowly walks to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans to his left side as he passes them by. As soon as he gets close to the ring, he stops and looks up at the ring, where the referee (and if he enters second, his opponent) are waiting for him. He smirks at them and circles the ring as the song continues to play, even as the chorus plays out. After annoying the referee and taking a good chunk of air time out of the show, he climbs the stairs and hops over the top rope. The ref immediately signals for the bell.
Gator
- vs -
Aerial Knight
TV Title Match 3 |
Here we go, Gator has knocked off Maverick and Mastermind, and he only has Heartsford to beat to regain the gold. They lock up and Knight takes advantage of Gator’s weakened body with a kick on the knees sending Gator to his knees. Knight runs to the ropes and on the rebound hits Gator with The Knighting! Gator hits the floor! Knight pulls Gator to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Gator on the rebound with a clothesline, but Knight counters with a duck, then a Enzuguri Kick! Gator hits the mat, and Knight goes to the top rope! Knight goes flying and Knightfall…No! Gator puts his foot up and it connects with Knight’s jaw! Knight is down! Gator is down! My balls are fucking drenched!
Wait a minute... there's someone running through the crowd, it's Austin Fernando! He's got something in his hand, what is it?... It's a Senzu Bean! Austin hops right over the barricade, and runs over to the ring apron, he leaps up onto the ring apron, and tosses the Senzu Bean to Gator, who catches it!
Austin: You got this, Gator.
Austin gives him the thumbs up, then he flips off Knight. Before running back to the backstage area, leaving the two to fight it out, Gator re-energized by the Senzu Bean!
Gator
- vs -
Aerial Knight
TV Title Match 3 |
Gator runs at Knight and drop kicks him him in the mouth. Knight bounces back into the ropes and is Irish whipped across the ring. Gator waits for Knight and picks him up and slams him down with a sidewalk slam! Gator tries to end it early!
ONE!
Knight kicks out immediately.
They both get to their feet. Knight kicks Gator in the gut, but Gator catches hi foot. Knight tries countering with an Enzugiri, but Gator ducks and Knight misses that as well. Gator bounces off of the ropes and winds up for Threes & Sevens! He misses! Counter after counter!
Knight gets to his feet and ties up with Gator and works him into the far corner. He pulls back and back hand slaps Gator across the chest. Knight pulls Gator out of the corner and Irish whips him and instead of letting go and sending him into the opposite corner, he holds on and brings Gator right back in to the corner they're already in. Gator's chest bounces off the top turnbuckle and as he bounces back Knight rolls him up!
Quick cover!!
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Two!!!!
Kick out by Gator!!
Knight picks him back up and throws his arm behind his head, looking for a standard vertical suplex. Gator grabs the top rope and reverses the move! He lifts Knight up and holds him! After a few seconds he falls forward slamming Knight's face off the mat. Gator doesn't stop there, he picks the Aerial Knight back up to his feet and pushes him against the ropes. As Knight holds himself up by the top rope, Gator runs and off the opposite set of ropes and jumps onto Knight! They both fall to the floor!
It seemed like Gator landed harder than Knight on that that one. Knight rolled through the move while Gator to the blunt of his own attack. Knight gets to his feet and grabs Gator. They work their way around the ring. Knight throws Gator's head off of everything they walk by. The ring steps, the right post, the barricade, and eventually even the announcer's table! They work their way completely around the ring before Knight throws Gator back in. Knight climbs in behind him and points up! He exits the ring to climb to the top, but before he does Gator slowly starts getting to his feet! Knight waits on the top rope for Gator to get up and jumps off! He lands on Gator's shoulders and hits a hurricanrana pulling Gator's face into the second turnbuckle!!
That's Total Honor!! Knight is on his feet and points up again! He pulls Gator out of the corner and climbs the turnbuckle! Here it comes!! Knightfall!
Knight jumps from the top turnbuckle and as Knight's body is swinging around for the shooting star press, Gator rolls out o the way! Knight's chest hits first on the mat and he curls up in pain! Gator goes for a quick cover!
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No!! Knight kicks out! Both men stop for a moment to catch their breath. Gator is the first one to his feet. He stumbles over to the motionless Knight and wraps his legs around Knights head and arm and..... The Choke Serman!! Gator has Knight locked tight! Knight screams out in pain and reaches for the ropes! The ref checks on him!!
Knight refuses to tap out! He fights and fights but cannot break free from the hold! Gator pulls it even tighter and Knights eyes light up in pain! He's close to the ropes but just can't reach them! He manages to make enough room to twist and turn and finally break free from the hold! Gator picks Knight right up to his feet and Irish whips him. Knight bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Gator! Knight springboards off the ropes and catches Gator with a moonsault..... Excalibration!!!! Knight hits it!! He goes for a cover!!
ONE!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Knight did it!! He's pinned Gator!!!!
No!! Wait a minute!!!
Gator's foot was on the bottom rope!! When Knight swung him around with the tornado DDT they landed close enough to the ropes!! Gator knew where he was in the ring and took advantage!!
Knight is irate and picks Gator back up to his feet!! Gator pulls Knight down into a small package!! A quick count!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!!
Kickout by Knight!! Both men jump to their feet. Knight goes right back after Gator with kicks and punches working Gator back into the corner! After a couple blasts with a shoulder to the gut, Knight lifts Gator up to the top turnbuckle. He signals for the KJF!! He jumps up onto Gator's shoulders and tries for the reverse Frankensteiner, but Gator holds him in place, jumps off the top rope with a huge top rope powerbomb! Knight bounces backwards on the mat across the ring! Gator's on his feet! He's signalling himself that it's all over!! He picks Knight up and sets him up for the Disaster Drop! Knight manages to hold onto the top rope and pulls! Gator tries pulling him away but can't! Knight pulls even harder and pulls himself off of Gator's shoulders and out of the ring! Knight hits the floor hard!!
Gator bounces of the opposite ropes and runs after Knight! He flips over the top rope and lands on top of Knight as he's starting to climb up the apron! Big suicide dive! Both men are down outside the ring!
Gator starts rising back up as well as Knight! Knight stumbles towards his opponent. When he gets close Gator drops down with a drop toe hold! Knight falls forward and smashes his face off the ring steps! Knight's nose instantly explodes and blood covers most of his face!! Knight slowly begins to crawl up the steps back in the ring, but Gator grabs him from behind and lifts him in the air! He hits an elevated German suplex from the ring steps and down onto the floor! Both men hit the backs of their heads off the floor on the outside!
The ref looks down at both men and begins a 10 count...
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Gator get's to his feet and climbs towards the ring.
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Knight grabs Gator by the boot and tries to keep from getting back in the ring...
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With his free foot Gator kicks Knight off of him and slides into the ring.
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Knight take the full force of Gator's boot to the face...
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Knight grabs the ring apron and pulls himself up...
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Knight explodes forward as if he was shot out of a cannon and slides into the ring.
The ref stops the count and Gator quickly goes to work. He pulls Knight up and tosses him into the corner and starts levying boots to his opponents abdomen the last of which leaves Knight in a seated position in the corner.
Gator backs away and then propels himself forward, smashing Knights face in with a knee to the skull.
Gator pulls Knight out of the corner and goes for the cover...
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Kick out.
Gator goes back to work yanking Knight up. He tosses him into the corner. Knight's face smacks against the top turnbuckle leaving the man a little dazed.
Gator charges forward but Knight side steps out of the way. Knight grabs Gator by the back of the head and smashes his head into the top turnbuckle repeatedly...
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After the 5th headshot Knight just lets Gator fall backwards and onto the mat. Knight quickly ascends the turnbuckles and leaps off...
THE KNIGHTING!!!
Aerial Knight lands The Knighting on Gator.
He's going to be the new TV Champ.
Knight slowly crawls over and places one arm across Gator as the ref begins the count...
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Before the ref hits the ring a third time the time expires. He quickly turns around and signals for the bell ending the match without a 3 count.
Gator regains the title. Aerial Knight was so close. So damn close. Just one more second and he would be the new Champion.
Winner and Still XWF Television Champion - Gator |
Both Johnathan and Gator are laid out in the ring, exhausted after a hard fought battle. The crowd is on their feet after an amazing fight between the both of them. After a few seconds that feel like hours to everyone in the arena, [Winner] pushes himself off the ground and raises an arm in victory. [Winner] then takes his time celebrating at every corner as the crowd cheers for him. [Loser] slowly stands up and watches him receive thunderous applause from the audience members. After the fourth corner, Gator looks over at Knight, who looks just as exhausted as he does.
Johnathan, rubbing his sore neck, walks over to Gator, who proceeds to step back in case he tries to attack him because he lost. Much to his and the audience's surprise, Johnathan is offering his hand to the champion, hoping that he'd shake it. Gator looks over at the audience, yelling "Should I?" over the already loud applause. The crowd responds with even more applause, some of them even chanting "Shake his hand!" Ad Nauseam. Gator shrugs and throws his hand at the knight as they shake hands in gratitude, friendship, and sportsmanship. They throw their arms up in the air, making the crowd praise the both of them more than they already have.
"Now wait just a minute."
Kirk MacClay comes storming out of the back microphone in hand.
"No way is this match ending like that. Not going to happen. Not on my watch."
"Well unfortunately for you we aren't on your watch."
Ozymandias comes out of the back and walks down to the ring joining MacClay, Gator and Aerial Knight.
"The match is over. The time expired. There is nothing else to it MacClay. Now I get that you're a little upset that your boy was so close to winning the title but he didn't. It happens. But I'm a fair man. Isn't that right Gator?"
"You sure are Ozy."
"And in the interest of fairness and because you haven't let Madness fall into the shitter like some people whose names I won't mention I'm going to do you a solid."
"On the February 11th edition of Warfare we are going to have a Triple Threat Match for the TV Title. Gator will be defending against Aerial Knight and the winner of tonight's Ladder Match Austin Fernando. How does that work for you Kirk?"
Kirk looks over at Aerial and then out at the approving crowd.
"I think we can work with that."
"I thought you might."
"Oh and Gator since you have successfully defended your title 3 times, actually 5 times if you consider tonight 3 seperate matches you are now one successful defense away from being able to claim your second free title shot. Try not to wait too long to use them.
Ozymandias pockets his microphone and walks to the back with MacClay following close behind. The two men disappear into the back when suddenly
The Arena goes into dark and it is flashing so badly that it caused half the audience having seizures out of nowhere. As the champion looks around the ring, we see Aerial Knight already knocked out laying outside of the ring. Surrounding Gator are three masked men. Suddenly the three men unleash a violent beatdown on the champion with crowbars until the main leader stops it, then both men hold up the champ by the arms and he punches him.
Then the champion kneels on the ground and the man lifts him up to his feet and hits the DVD and the crowd starts to give out a mixed reaction. Then the main leader speaks to the downed champion.
???: I...Want...Your...Title....
Then his two minions is kicking and stomping on the champion until there theme on the X-Tron to signal them to leave. They leave the ring as the crowds boo them out of the the place, while the champion is rolling around in pain.
The bell rings and the two men circle around the ring. Cheers and jeers emanate from the crowd and the wrestlers surrounding the ring. Pest looks over the ring at Doctor D’Ville with a slight smile on his face. Doctor meets his gaze with an extremely large and eerie smile of his own. Finally, after seconds of weird smiling, the two lock up. They move around the ring with ease as Pest forces D’Ville into the corner. Pest takes a step back and goes for a clothesline, but D’Ville ducks out of the way and collides with a clothesline of his own on Pest in the corner! Doc then hits a headbutt to Pest, followed by another, and then another! Pest is reeling and falls down to the bottom of the turnbuckle. Doc steps back and forces his boot into the throat of Pest! He holds on to the ropes as he chokes the life out of Pest! The referee stands back as there’s nothing he can do about it during an X-Treme Rules match. The doctor finally releases the hold as he backs away from Pest.
Pest begins sputtering and trying to regain his breath, but the Doctor is just staring at him. D’Ville then walks over to the ropes and extends his hand. Evidently the lumberjacks are going to act as weapons consultants for this match as well. corVus hands a baseball bat up to D’Ville as the crowd begins to laugh. corVus looks around in confusion as Doc smiles down at him.
Doctor D’Ville pulls up the bat and gathers himself into batting stance. Pest gets back to his feet and walks towards D’Ville. D’Ville swings! Pest grabs the bat! Pest lays into the chest of Doc with chop after chop! The chest of Doc turns redder with each and every blow! Pest reaches into his black pants and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles! Pest pulls the bat away and smacks the face of Doc with a brass knuckled fist!
Doc falls to the ground and Pest leaps on top of him. Not wasting even a second, Pest begins bringing down a barrage of punches to the face! Doc is grimacing and throws an elbow to the face of Pest. Pest staggers backwards allowing enough leeway for Doc to get back to his knees. Doc begins getting to his feet, but Pest charges for a spear! Doc dodges and drives an elbow down into the back of Pest’s head. Pest hits the ground and the brass knuckles fall out of his hand. Pest reaches out for them, but Doc kicks them away.
Pest looks up at Doc who is smiling as he looks down at him. Doc walks over to the ropes and reaches out towards Gator. Gator snaps at Lane and the two of them hand up a table to D’Ville! D’Ville pulls the table into the ring and sets it up in the corner. He turns around and Pest is standing. Doc flings himself towards Pest for a clothesline, but Pest rushes out of the way. Doc hits the ground and Pest wraps his arms around his waist and hits a German suplex. Doctor D’Ville gets to his feet and turns into an RKO! Pest goes for the pinfall!
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NO! Doc powers out! The lumberjacks look relieved.
Pest picks up Doc and sets him up against the table. Pest takes a few steps back and rushes forward for a spear and nails Doc through the wood! Pest pulls Doc back towards the center of the ring and pins him.
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NO! Doc kicks out.
Pest gets to his feet and holds his hand over the top rope looking for a weapon. Peter Gilmour looks up at Pest and flips him off.
SUCK MY DICK!
Pest climbs over the ropes and leaps at Peter and the two begin brawling! The rest of the lumberjacks try to separate the two feuding men! Gator, Stinger, Duke, and Dim are trying to pull Peter away as Luca, Austin, Hollywood, and corVus pull Pest away. Gator reaches over the rest and punches Pest in the back of the head! Pest goes nuts and leaps on Gator. Meanwhile, Doctor D’Ville is on the side of the ring putting items into the ring. A Stop sign, a bag of something, a cheese grater, and two tables. The referee begins pulling at his hair and yelling at the lumberjacks. Finally Pest throws a punch to the face of Gator and rolls into the ring. Gator tries to get into the ring, but Austin pulls him back. Pest gets to his feet and makes humping motions towards Gator. Pest turns around and…
WHAM!
Lunging clothesline from Doctor D’Ville catches Pest perfectly as he hits the floor with the thud! D’Ville begins stomping on Pest with fervor. He lifts up Pest and hits a DDT driving the dome of Pest, dildo-crown first, into the Stop sign! D’Ville gets to his knees and slams Pest’s face into the sign again… and again… and AGAIN! Doc seems to be enjoying the torment he’s unleashing. Louis lifts up the God of Emptiness and flings him off the ropes. As he comes back, Pest gets caught by a body slam. D’Ville stands over Pest before dropping three knee strikes to the forehead of Pest. The dildo on the crown of Pest wiggles with each strike. D’Ville runs off the ropes and comes back towards Pest. He leaps into the air and comes down with a leg drop! He goes to cover him.
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NO! Pest kicks out.
D’Ville gets to his feet. The Doctor slinks to the corner and ascends the top rope. He looks down at the injured Pest. He raises his hands in the air as he stares at the unmoving body of Pest with both his normal and glass eye. A huge smile spreads across the face of Doctor D’Ville. He leaps from the top rope and hits a big headbutt!
Trepanation!
D’Ville goes for the… No? D’Ville refuses to end the match here. Could that cost him? He goes to the corner and stretches his arms out. D’Ville is waiting for Pest to get up. Pest slowly gets to his feet and turns toward Doctor. Doctor kicks him in the gut and picks him up for the…
LOBOTOMY!
NO! Pest reverses it! Pest hits a modified Lobotomy of his own! Pest just stole Doc’s finisher! Pest lays an arm across the chest of Doc.
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NO! Doc just barely kicks out!
The two men are exhausted. The referee can’t count them out as rules to the match. Pest grabs the ropes and uses them to pull himself up to his feet. Doc does the same across the ring. The two men look a bit shaken. The two move towards each other in the center of the ring and look at each other with weird expressions on their face. Pest chops Doc roughly. Doc hits an elbow shot. Pest connects with a chop! An elbow strike!
The two men begin hitting blows back and forth! Pest gets the upperhand with a kick to the gut of Doc. WG.WF Cutter! The modified Diamond Cutter drives the face of Doc into the mat. Pest rolls him up and holds both legs while patting Doc’s ass!
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Thre-NO! Doc powers out!
Pest pulls him up quickly and hits a stunner! Doc hits the mat and Pest gets to his feet. He’s looking around. He spots the cheese grater and picks it up. Pest smiles largely with a twisted demeanor in his eyes. He walks over to Doc and lifts up the grater. He brings it down in a blow! Another and another! Pest then brings the grater down and… BEGINS GRATING THE SKIN ON THE FOREHEAD OF DOC! Doc cringes in pain! Pest throws the cheese grater away and begins biting the bleeding forehead of Doc! Pest backs away and smiles with his teeth soaked with crimson liquid.
Pest coaxes Doc to get up. Doc does and turns towards Pest and SPEWS BLOOD into the face of Pest! Mr. WG.WF tries to get the blood out of his face, but Doctor D’Ville kicks him in the gut and nails….
THE LOBOTOMY!
Legitimately this time! The spinning brainbuster drove Pest’s head into the mat! Doc quickly leaps on Pest and holds the leg.
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CLANG!
The cheese grater smashes off the head of Doc causing him to loosen the pin. Doc falls backwards and looks incredulously at Pest. He seems to be shocked that Pest had the wherewithal to even pull that off after being hit with The Lobotomy.
Doc goes to the large bag and pulls out a spiked glove! D’Ville smirks and looks at Pest. He mounts Pest and begins slapping him left and right! Blood begins to flow from the ripped flesh of Pest’s face. Doc removes the glove and lays it on the ground. He pulls Pest’s face over the glove and raises his boot and brings it down on the back of Pest’s head driving his face into the spikes! Pest isn’t moving! Blood is pouring out onto the mat. Doc rolls Pest over and goes for the pinfall.
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NO! Pest kicks out.
Pest pushes him off and gets to his feet. It seems the blood on his face has fueled him up. Pest is shaking and begins wiping the blood all over his body. Pest is now a bloody mess and stares across the ring at Doctor D’Ville. He brings a thumb across his neck.
Pest rushes towards Doc and hits a clothesline from hell! Doc gets back to his feet and Pest hits a sitout powerslam! Pest is a house of fire! He runs off the ropes and hits a clothesline to Doc. He hits the other ropes and hits another! Doc gets back to his feet eats a big boot to the mush! Pest then wraps his hand around the throat of Doctor D’Ville and hits a huge chokeslam! Pest goes for the cover!
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TH-NO! Doc kicks out!
Pest pulls up Doc and whips him into the corner. He clotheslines him there and catches Doc on the rebound with a sidewalk slam. Blood has now been smeared all over the body of Doc from Pest. Pest looks into the large bag provided by Doctor D’Ville. He leaves the bag and he has a hammer?! Pest has devilish intentions! Pest walks over to Doc and…
OMG!
Pest brings the hammer down on the glass eye of Doctor D’Ville! The eye shatters! Pest looks shocked and enamored with his actions! Pest drops the hammer
Pest looks around and spots the tables. He sets up the table in the center of the ring. He stops looks around at the lumberjacks and smiles. He grabs another table and sets it up on top of it. He then looks to the bag and pulls out… lighter fluid?! He digs some more and finds… a matchbox!? Pest walks over to the table and begins squirting lighter fluid all over the tables. He grabs the matchbox, pulls out a match, and strikes the box. He tosses the match onto the table and…
FIRE! FLAMES! RED AND YELLOW BURNS BRIGHT!
Pest looks at the flames admiringly. He lifts up Doc and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Pest climbs up there with him and pulls him to his feet. He gets Doc in a powerbomb position facing away from the center of the ring. Wait! There is life! Doc and Pest are now exchanging blows on the top turnbuckle! Doc hits a thumb to the eye of Pest! Pest hits a headbutt! Pest grabs Doctor D’Ville and…
I AM THE KING OF DISORDER THROUGH THE BURNING TABLES!!!
The spinning crucifix powerbomb has decimated both Pest and Doctor D’Ville. Pest’s shirt is on fire! He extinguishes the flames before crawling towards Doc. He’s about to drape an arm across Doc when…
LIGHTS OUT
The lights come back on momentarily to reveal Doctor D’Ville standing up. He’s smiling at Pest who looks exhausted! D’Ville reaches into his eye socket and removes the glass shards and throws them away. Pest slowly gets to his feet and looks at Doc incredulously. Doc smiles even larger and…
WHAM! Hammer to the side of the face! Pest is out on his feet. Doctor D’Ville shakes his head slowly before lifting Pest up and…
LOBOTOMY.
Doctor D’Ville covers him!
1…
2…
3!!!
Winner and Still the XWF X-treme Champion - Doctor Louis D'Ville |
Not far from John Samuels' locker room, would be a girl scout cookie stand, or rather, it looked like one. Heading the stand is none other than Frodo and his daughter Katie.
"Fucking bullshit, Katie! Why aren't we selling more fucking cookies? Are you holding back on some tricks or some shit? You know I need money!"
"Fuck you, dad! I'm doing what I can! Not my fault these fuckers are gay!"
"Show some tits."
"What?"
"Cleavage. They want to see cleavage."
Just as she unbuttoned her top two buttons exposing her ample cleavage, and Hello Kitty bra, Frodo noticed John Samuels in the locker room. He began to shout obscenities and insults at John. Doing the DX "Suck it" towards Samuels. With Samuels paying attention to the Hobbit's antics, Tank slid into the room, and grabbed John's 12/7 briefcase. He replaced it with an exact replica, at least in terms of looks. Its innards, however, would be next to empty with a slip of paper inside reading "With the warmest of regards from The Higher Power." Tank sneaked out of the room and back into the halls and to Hysteria's locker room, before Samuels returned to his room to prepare for his match.
Samuels walks to the ring, a glass of whiskey in one hand and his stetson in the other. Trailing right behind him are Theo Pryce and John Madison. Samuels stops at the top of the ramp, slams his drink and throws the glass into the crowd. He throws his arms into the air and continues walking down to the ring.
Darkness fills the arena and there is total silence. As the music picks up Steve emerges in the shadows, with Tommy Gunn a few feet behind. With one single beam of light shining down on him he slowly makes his way down the ramp before grasping hold of the middle rope and pulling himself onto the ring apron. He climbs into the ring over the middle rope, and riles himself up for the match.
JOEY STYLES: “With the entrances complete, its time now to send it over to Michael Buffer for the main event introductions. Michael?”
MICHAEL BUFFER: “Ladies and gentlemen, it is time now, for the MAIN EVENT, of the EVENING! Are you ready?”
Crowd cheers.
MICHAEL BUFFER: “I said, ARE... YOU... RRRRRREADY!?”
Crowd cheers louder.
MICHAEL BUFFER: “Then, for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.... LLLLLLLETS GET RREADYYYY TO RUMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!
“Introducing the challenger. He hails from Austin, Texas. He stands 6 foot 3 and weighs in at 1 hundred 87 and three-quarter pounds. He is the master of the Longhorn Lock submission and the Fillibuster suplex. He is the SENATORRRRR, JOHN SAAAAAAMUELLLLLLS!”
Crowd boos and cheers.
MICHAEL BUFFER: “His opponent. He hails from London, England. Standing 6 foot 6 and weighing in tonight at 2 hundred 75 pounds. He is the master of the praying mantis bomb which he calls GAME OVER! He is the current reigning and defending XWF Universal Champion. Ladies and gentlemen, representing the Heyman Alliance.... STEEEEVE DAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIDS!”
JOEY STYLES: “Introductions are now complete. There will be no pinfalls. No submissions. No count outs and no DQ's. The only way to win is to bury your opponent alive!”
The bell rings and the match is officially under way. Davids goes to lock up in the center of the ring, but Senator has different ideas as he slips behind Davids and kicks him in the side of the knee, dropping Davids down to his knees instantly. Senator then delivers a discus clothesline to Davids, dropping him to the mat.
Samuels goes to the outside and removes a fan from his chair...
JOEY STYLES: “I'm pretty sure that's conduct unbecoming of a United States Senator.”
Senator folds the chair and slides back into the ring where Steve Davids is back to his feet. Samuels charges toward Davids with the chair in hand and swings. Davids ducks and Senator come up empty. Samuels turns and Davids sends a boot into the chair which collides with Senators face. Samuels falls to the mat and the chair flies out of the ring.
Davids reaches down and grabs Senator by the throat, bringing him to his feet. Davids tosses Samuels into the corner hard. Senator bounces out some but Davids charges in and delivers a huge corner splash. Davids then sends Samuels to the far side corner. Davids charges in after him, but Senator manages to get a but up just in time.
Davids staggers back, but charges in again. This time, Senator gets both feet up into Davids face and Steve Davids is dropped. Senator charges out of the corner and drops an elbow on Davids. Davids starts to get up, but Senator scoops him up, then slams him to the mat.
JOEY STYLES: “As expected, this match is back and forth so far. Neither man with a clear advantage.”
Davids starts to get up immediately. Senator sends a kick to Davids midsection, but Stevids is able to catch Senators foot before contact. Senator hops on one leg momentarily, before sending his other foot high int9o the air, connecting with Davids head.
JOEY STYLES: “Enziguiri from Senator!”
Davids crumples to the mat. Senator reaches down and pulls Davids to his feet by the hair and tosses him toward the corner. Senator follows Davids in but Davids gets an elbow up, catching Senator right under the chin causing him to fall to the mat instantly. Davids shrugs off the kick to the head and grabs Senator by his head, lifting him back to his feet. Davids then tosses Senator up and over the top rope, sending him crashing down to the floor.
Davids then steps through the ropes and lands with his feet on the floor. Davids lifts Senator up and drives him back first into the steel fan barricade.
JOEY STYLES: “Senator is in a dangerous spot here! Davids is on offense on the floor.”
Davids lifts Senator back to his feet then lifts, and slams him into the ramp surface with a vicious side slam. Davids gets back to his feet and looks around momentarily before returning his attention to Samuels. He then lifts Samuels to his feet once more and tosses Senator toward the ring steps, only for Senator to reverse it, sending Davids crashing into the steps instead, separating the two halves.
Samuels, shaking off the onslaught he just endured, retrieves the steel chair from earlier. He stands on the bottom half if the ring steps looking down at Davids and giving the “come on” motion with his hand. Davids places his hand on the bottom of the steps, attempting to use that in order to aid him to his feet. Senator has other ideas. He steps on Davids hand and Davids looks up at him just in time to watch the chair crash into his skull.
JOEY STYLES: “What a shot from Senator!”
Davids falls face first on to the bottom half of the ring steps. Senator drops the chair and lifts up the top half of the ring steps, then proceeds to swing them down towards Davids. Stevids moves out of the way though and misses the devastating strike.
Senator lifts the stairs again, but this time Davids is back on his feet. Davids sends a big boot to the steps, causing Senator to fall on his back, the steps striking him in the head. Davids boots the steps away and lifts Senator to his feet, then up on his shoulder and starts to carry him toward the grave.
JOEY STYLES: “Up the ramp they go and towards the open coffin.!”
Once at the top of the ramp, Davids slams Senator to the surface of the entrance stage with a huge powerslam followed up with a leg drop. Davids pulls Samuels up to his knees and delivers a violent knee to the face.
"Hey, Senator!"
Both competitors turn their attention towards the entrance ramp, where Ruben A. Mitchell can be seen holding a bouquet of weeds in his left hand and a microphone in his right. His officer is no where to be seen.
"I couldn't find any good flowers in the shop, so I just decided to pick some weeds out from Quinn's backyard It only seems fair since none of us really like the guy, you know?"
He walks closer to both John and Steve. He drops the weeds to the ground and looks over to the senator, wondering why the hell he came out to the arena so soon.
"I know, I know, you wanted me to wait until you buried the guy, but I can't help noticing that you're having problems putting him six feet under. So I thought to myself, 'you know, maybe this is my chance to show everyone that I'm not the joke and the liar they make me out to be.'"
A smirk can be seen rising across the convict's face.
"So I walked down to the arena and proceeded to do this."
Without warning, Ruben hits Davids upside the head with the microphone, knocking him down to the ground. He looks over to the crowd, who is booing him for siding with John. After a few seconds, he locks Steve in a Prison Lock and punches his face in! Shots Fired is locked in and he's not letting up! Davids looks out of it after the twenty fifth punch. Satisfied with his work, Ruben gets up and motions for Samuels to finish the job as he walks back to the entrance ramp and leans back, waiting for the match to end.
Samuels gets up and gets to work on the champ. Clothesline but Davids somehow manages to pop back up as if the move had no effect on him. Kick to the midsection and then a DDT on the cold hard steel. Samuels grabs Davids by the neck and pulls him up to his feet and sets him up for The Filibuster.
"Hey bitch."
Samuels turns around just in time to feel the full force of the Head Shot(Superman Punch). Gunn grabs Davids by the arm and pulls him back up to his feet.
"Bring it home bud."
Davids pats his friend on the back as Gunn starts to back away and disappears into the back.
Davids walks over to Samuels and starts prodding him with his foot. Slowly inching him towards the end of the stage and thus the coffin. Samuels grabs Davids by the pant leg and slowly pulls himself up. Davids takes a step back and smiles.
Kick to the stomach.
GAME OVER!!!
Samuels is finished after that move. Davids grabs Samuels by the arm and pulls him to the end of the stage. He pulls him back up and then Guerilla Press Slams John Samuels into the open coffin.
This is it.
All Davids needs to do now is shovel the dirt onto him.
Davids looks out into the crowd taking it all in for a minute.
THUMP!!!
What the hell?
Out of no where Theo Pryce pops into the scene and takes Davids out with the Dead Drop.(Zig Zag)
"Remember this the next time you want to cash in on someone bitch."
Down at the coffin John Madison is there helping Samuels out of the coffin.
Theo grabs Davids and tosses him onto the stage and into the coffin.
"Finish him."
Samuels picks up Davids and just for good measure puts him down for good with the Filibuster.
Samuels slams the lid of the coffin shut just as John Madison hands Samuels a shovel.
Samuels jams the shovel into the massive pile of dirt next to the coffin and in one motion shovels the dirt onto the top of the coffin. Rinse and repeat until the ref signals for the final bell ending the match.
Steve Davids has been buried alive.
Winner and New XWF Universal Champion - John Samuels |
The ref walks over with the XWF Universal title but Theo Pryce yanks it out of his hands and hands it to his friend.
Samuels raises the title high into the sky as the audience roars with excitement.
Suddenly the XWF Tron comes to life as John Samuels is celebrating his hard fought victory.
In the dark you can hear voices. Distinct voices that cannot be placed. Two male and a female. Deep within the bowels of the arena, the crowd can be heard above as the matches begin but down here there is still business to attend to
Deep male voice-“Give it to me!”
Female-“Go fuck yourself! I ain’t giving you shit!”
Deep male voice-“You want to fucking die!”
Second Male Voice-“I think his point is this, it’s a good deal. Besides, he might kill us if you don’t.”
Female Voice-“You are such a fucking bitch! Grow some balls!”
Second male Voice-“Just stating the obvious. So Just agree to it and we can move on.”
The camera comes more into clear view and we can see Shane standing next to Morbid Angel who is holding a gun and pointing it at an unseen female!
Morbid Angel-“Do it for Victory! FOREVER!!!”
Female voice-“What the fuck does that even mean!?”
Morbid Angel-“It means this!”
Morbid reaches out and snatches the woman by the hair and throwers her face first into a nearby pole! The camera zooms in on her face and it is seen that Mandii Ryder is lying on the floor holding her Briefcase unconscious. Morbid leans down and snatches the Briefcase from her still clutching hand and looks at Shane.
Shane-“She didn’t sign anything! It’s still hers.”
Morbid Angel points the business end of the gun in Shane’s face and cocks it.
Morbid Angel-“forge that shit, I don’t give a fuck! I will get what is MINE!”
Shane scribbles on the agreement the name “Mandii Ryder” as Morbid walks off into the darkness
The scene fades out.
The lights come back on and both Theo Pryce and John Madison are laid out where they were previously standing.
Samuels is still standing there holding the Universal Title trying to figure out what is going on.
The stage starts to shake like there was something underneath it. John Samuels stumbles around and notices the Asylum descending from the crowd and closing in on his position.
Hysteria appears on the entrance ramp a few feet from Samuels holding a briefcase. Samuels gets upset and tosses the Universal title to the side and prepares for battle. One of the metal grates on the stage propels upwards to the sky leaving a massive hole in the stage. Samuels backs up as Morbid Angel bursts forth from the hole screaming
“SURPRISE YOU FUCKING !”
Hysteria tosses the briefcase to Morbid Angel. Morbid swings around wildly and clocks Samuels across the dome with it. With the case now dented Morbid hands the case over to the ref who then signals for the bell.
XWF Universal Championship
John Samuels
- vs -
Morbid Angel
24/7 Cash In |
Morbid Angel rushes over and sticks a knife into the thigh of Samuels then punches him in the face with all his strength. Samuels falls backwards onto the metal stage barely conscious. Morbid then grabs Samuels by his head and yanks him back up to his feet and tosses him into a set of curtains near the entryway. Samuels gets tangled up in the curtains trying to escape. Morbid grabs the curtains and just yanks them down. When Samuels does finally manage to get himself free of the maroon curtains he is met with a violent elbow to the temple. Samuels loses what little power he has left and falls to one knee. Morbid grabs Samuels by the back of the neck and stares down at the man he once took the X-treme title from. Morbid Angel lifts Samuels up and delivers “Satan’s Fall” and goes for the pin
1...
2...
3!!!
Winner and New XWF Universal Champion - Morbid Angel |
Morbid Angel grabs the title and raises it in the air.
“SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK!” He yells.
The Asylum assimilates around the ring looking up at Morbid Angel in the center of the ring. Hysteria takes a step backwards, places the Prophetic Belt of the Almighty Higher Power in front of Morbid, and then bows down before Morbid Angel. The Asylum members around the ring take notice and bow down in unison. Hysteria begins laughing wildly as he comes up on his knees.
"ALL HAIL, THE HIGHER POWER!"
The members around the ring look at the ring and repeat in unison...
"ALL HAIL, THE HIGHER POWER!"
Fade Out.
Special Thank You's Go Out To
John Madison
Paul Heyman
Kirk MacClay for making all the match banners
Miranda Tigris
Matt Oaktree
John Samuels
Doctor Louis D'Ville
Morbid Angel
TJ Wallace
Vinnie Lane
Shane Anonistrator for keeping the XWF's proverbial lights on
And of course all of you that rped and sent in segments. We couldn't do any of this without you.
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