Turd Lopez was hungry for some fresh baked unborn child. He scavenged newspaper ads, Craigslist, and the dark web but came up empty in his search for a pregnant cow like Bobby Zi's wife. He couldn't get Bobby's wife off of his mind. That's just what he needs, being days away from his debut and shit! That means one thing must happen today. Today, Turd must rape, murder and/or eat Bobby's wife and unborn child!
I've already decapitated their mothers. All four of them! I ate their bodies and kept their heads as souvenirs. If you were Bobby Zi wouldn't you be concerned about your MOTHER and not "Jhon" Black? After all, he's a man who loves his family! Well, I love your family too, Bobby! That's why I devoured your mother from neck to toe. I don't care for the heads though! At least not the adult heads. You can have that shit. History has a strange way of repeating itself, doesn't it Bobby? Because after you see what I've done, your personal life is gonna take your focus away from wrestling.
Quote:Now you and all your team can talk all the shit you want about my english or about my personal life taking my attention away from my tasks here in the XWF, but all that talk is merely talk.
Once Bobby comes to the realization that he is motherless, he'll have to step away from XWF again in order to bury mommy's head! Mrs. Zi didn't put up much of a fight either, Bobby. She must have enjoyed Turd Lopez eating her tits!
Bobby, how will you explain to your child how grandma died? I've made it easy for you. You won't have to because while you were working out, I sneaked up on your wife, chloroformed her, and gave her a c section!
Turd Lopez reaches into his black sack and pulls out a fetus! He starts eating it, beginning at the tiny feet and working his way up to the crunchy head. After he's done, he cleans up with a handkerchief and drinks some water.
Your baby could use more salt, Bobby Zi! I should have taken the fetus with me on an episode of Baking With Peter.
I've now eaten all of the people that matter most to Bobby Zi. He made no effort to protect them after I made threats in my first promo. I have followed through with those threats and now Bobby has lost everything, just like how he'll lose everything at Warfare!
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