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Ozymandias · **12-29-2014, 04:45 PM**

University of Phoenix Arena
Glendale, Arizona

Zoe Quinn
- vs -
Lucious Fyre
Standard One Fall

Tush
- vs -
Cain
Standard One Fall

Ruben Mitchell
- vs -
Azrael Erebus
Taipei death match

First Three Matches Will Be Summary Matches

Grayson Stinger
- vs -
Frodo
Standard One Fall

#1 Contender For The TV Title
Ghost Tank
- vs -
Adrian Storms
- vs -
Tony Santos
- vs -
Justin Sane
- vs -
Ethan Donovan
Fatal-5-Way Match

Prophetic Title Match
Hysteria
- vs -
Aaron Underwood
- vs -
Duncan B Deadly
- vs -
OCKoopa
- vs -
Austin Fernando
- vs -
Patrick Kissinger
Asylum Match
Elimination Chamber Rules

TV Title Match
Aerial Knight
- vs -
Mastermind
- vs -
Bobby Zi
- vs -
Gator
15 Minute Time Limit
Champion may do 2 promos a day
Challengers may do 1 promo a day

Tag Team Title Match
Pest/JACK
- vs -
Theo Pryce/John Samuels
Standard One Fall

X-Treme Title Match
Doctor Louis D'Ville
- vs -
Maverick
- vs -
TJ Wallace
- vs -
Ferrari Punk
X-treme Rules

Zoe Quinn
- vs -
Lucious Fyre
Standard One Fall

It's been a solid back and forth match. Quinn had the early upper hand not letting Fyre really get much in offensively. An amazing feat considering Fyre has Quinn by about 8 inches and 30 pounds. The little purple haired warrior has been giving it to Fyre but the Asylum member is starting to gain a little momentum. Fyre catches Quinn with an elbow to the temple on a return trip from the ropes. Fyre follows the elbow up with an Implant DDT and a cover...

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Kick out!!

Fyre grabs Quinn by the hair and yanks her upto her feet. He then walks her over to the corner and smashes her face into the top turnbuckle twice before putting her down with his patented Saint Peters Driver (Crucifix Facebuster).

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3!!!

Winner: Lucious Fyre

Frodo rushes up to Maverick as he's walking into the back doors for Madness, he Captain America throws a trash can lid at Maverick. It misses, and hits the wall next to Maverick. He stops and looks behind him in time to get a boot to the chest, sending him over. Frodo goes to throw a knee, but Maverick grabs the Hobbit's foot, and throws him back. He stands up and sees Frodo standing there entirely naked, save a pair of black boots.

"Raper no raping!"

Maverick raises his hand in a stop sign pattern. Frodo then kicks the dirt, lets out a loud grunt and rushes off.

"Rape averted."

Tush
- vs -
Cain
Standard One Fall

Tush has done everything he can to try and win the match but the Messiah of Pain has been too much for him. Cain has systematically beaten down his opponent at every turn. Tush has gotten a few moves in but for the most part Cain has been able to absorb them and fire back with something more powerful. Tush is down to one knee in the center of the ring breathing heavily. Cain circles his opponent and then looks down at him before smiling.

Tush is in trouble now, and Cain is going for the Final Solution! But wait a minute, Lucius Fyre is running out! Cain, turn around! Oh! Lucius drops him with a Lariat, and another, SUPER KICK! Lucius is picking up Cain, SAINT PETER'S DRIVER!

Give me a mic! That's better. Cain, it's LUCIUS! Not Lucifer! And Fyre is spelled with a Y! Get it right unless you want more Saint Peter's Drivers!

Lucius Fyre is obviously very angry, but I don't think Cain heard him! Lucius rolls out of the ring and now Tush is going on the offensive for the first time all match.

The X-Tron lights up with the smirking face of Grayson Stinger.

"Hey Tush. Just so you know, I look forward to the impending tag match at Turning Point. But be warned...I'm gonna rip your throat out and stick it straight up your ass. You're in for the matxh of your life.
With that in mind...I think it would be wise that you stay focused and have a clear mind. I'm going to help with that..."

The camera moves out to show Tush's car in the back lot. Stinger leans against the side.

"It's not really that bad of a ride Tush. I wouldn't drive it, but it's still a good ride. A lot of places to hide those drugs right? I found some dank shit in there."

Stinger reaches into his drawstring bag and pulls out a bottle of lighter fluid. He proceeds to empty it all over the hood and sides of the car. Stinger pulls out a lighter and smirks slyly into the camera.

"Tush, I told you not to flip that fifth card over. I told you that you wouldn't like the result. And I'm a man of my word."

Stinger flicks the lighter on and touches it to the hood. Flames shoot up and travel back until the entire vehicle is engulfed. Grayson tosses the lighter into the fireball and begins to walk away.

"See you at Turning Point, bitch."

Tush looks furious, so furious that he doesn't see Cain rise up from behind him. He spins Tush around...Devastation of Man!!!

Cain hooks the leg for the cover...

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3!!!

Winner: Cain

Ruben Mitchell
- vs -
Azrael Erebus
Taipei Death Match

Both competitors are beaten and bloody. Azrael's left eye is hanging out of it's socket with a piece of broken glass still lodged in it. Ruben's got a massive piece of glass stuck in his carotid artery. The glass is lodged in there so tightly that it's actually preventing any blood from leaving the body. Both men's hands are covered in tape with glass attached to it though at this point there isn't as much glass as there is tape.

Azrael grabs Ruben by the throat and pulls him in closer before delivering a knee to the mid section. He then pushes Ruben away and with a well placed spinning heel kick sends Ruben corkscrewing through the air. Erebus wastes no time as he scoops up Ruben and then ends him, yeah that's right ends him. Like when Gilmour says he is going to end someone except in this case it actually happens. A crucifix powerbomb later(Star's Fall) and Ruben is out on the mat cold. Azrael kneels down for the cover.

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3!!!

Winner: Azrael Erebus

Grayson Stinger
- vs -
Frodo
Standard One Fall

As they discussed days prior, Peter Gilmour has accompanied Grayson Stinger for his match this evening. The two are eager to start familiarizing themselves with one another in preparation for their probable tag team match against Tush and Crimson Dong at the Pay Per View!

Gilmour stays at ringside and keeps out of trouble, mostly observing and shouting words of encouragement for Stinger to beat "Fromo's" ass as he likes to call him. The action has been going back and forth for a little while now as Stinger has Frodo backed into a corner... Literally. Frodo doesn't seem to mind, looking like he's getting ideas, but wait... Stinger throws a few jabs in there to Frodo's kidney and then finishes him off with a massive uppercut that busts Frodo's lip!

Frodo stumbles forward out of the corner and right into a waiting arms of Grayson Stinger who then puts Frodo down with a swinging neckbreaker and a pin.

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Kickout by the dwarf king!

Gilmour at ringside is SCREAMING for Stinger to put Frodo away quick!

Stinger whips Frodo to the far ropes but the referee was oddly positioned and just got knocked out by Frodo, who begins to hump the fallen referee for good measure!

This is Peter's chance!

Peter Gilmour storms into the ring and grabs Frodo, lifting him high above his head and military pressing him into the heavens... up and down... up and down... up and down as Stinger starts to look a little curious about when Gilmour is finally going to slam Frodo or something.

WAIT!!!!

It's Sarah and Crack! They've come from the crowd and they both kick Peter in the knees, causing him to fall and Frodo to land right on top of him. Sarah and Frodo hold Peter down while Crack begins to just beat the hell out of Peter with his cane.

Bam! Grayson Stinger has seen enough! He just blasted Crack with a running forearm and Crack goes falling through the ropes. Sarah goes to check on Crack as Frodo and Stinger begin going at it. Gilmour rolls out of the ring cursing and slamming his fists on the canvas at ringside.

Suddenly some music begins playing!

OH MY GOD!

CAN IT BE!?!?!?!?

Up at the top of the ramp we see THE CRIMSON DONG!!!!!

Crimson Dong raises a mic to his lips which are very wet looking today.

Dong: Need dat puss. Who dat pussin? Got low got it down in it! Where's my next hit? There it is right there, right there, right there Greasy Stingray! Tempty Petey!

Dong drops the mic after verbally thrashing Gilmour and Stinger. Crimson Dong rushes to the ring. The ref is still out!

DONG SMASH! He just leveled Grayson Stinger!

Gilmour rushes into the ring... he grabs Dong and... GILMOUR CUTTER! Dong is down! The Dong has FALLEN LIMP!

CRRRRAAAASSSH!!!!! A whole bag of tools just hit Gilmour in the head! Standing outside of the ring is TUSH! He threw a tool bag at Gilmour!

Tush: Tool bag 4 de tool bag!

Tush continues talking trash as he gets in the ring and stomps on Gilmour a few times. Frodo doesn't mind what he sees and goes right back to work on Grayson Stinger, pulling him up to his feet but Stinger has some fight left in him! He jabs Frodo a few times and stuns him long enough to catch him with a springboard dropkick! Frodo is down!

Tush moves in and tries to punch Stinger but he blocks it! Stinger knows there's little time to waste so he instantly hits his "Cash Money" finisher, otherwise known as a black tiger bomb. Tush is flattened!

Wait! Dong is back up! He climbs the ropes. Stinger doesn't see him! Crimson Dong flies through the air and screams!

Dong: Flying DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG! Puss!

And as soon as he said puss, he connected with a flying torpedo hump straight to the face of Grayson Stinger!

Oh no! The ref is starting to stir!

Crimson Dong goes over and humps Peter Gilmour's face a couple times, acting like it's dat puss. He's really enjoying it.

As the ref gets back up, the first thing he sees is a cleared ring except for Frodo and Grayson. The others have all made it out of the ring in time or have been dragged out.

Grayson is a little dazed after that flying torpedo hump he received and Frodo takes advantage!

SHAAAAAAAAYOUKEN!!!!! That uppercut just blasted Grayson Stinger right up into the air! He land and...NO WAIT! Before he lands Frodo hits another SHAAAAAAAAYOOOUUUUUKEEENNNN!!! He just popped Stinger right back up into the air before he could even land!

Stinger crashes down and Frodo instantly jumps on top of him for the pin, pulling the tights a little too hard almost like he's trying to de-pants Grayson as the ref counts...

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...2

...THREE!!!!

Winner: Frodo Smackins

"Still Standing" Side Weighs begins to play as Frodo celebrates in the ring by grabbing his butter sock and just whipping Grayson with it. Crimson Dong and Tush both spear Peter Gilmour right through the barricade at ringside and then they go join Frodo in beating on Grayson for a while until Crimson Dong grabs Frodo's butter sock... AND RUNS AWAY WITH IT!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!

THIEF! THIEF! Tush blocks for Crimson Dong, keeping Frodo at bay as the Dong easily rushes up the ramp and gets to the top, spiking the butter sock into the steel like he just got a touchdown. He then picks it back up and runs to the back with it, soon followed by Tush who has Frodo not too far behind in hot pursuit.

As if it wasn't bad enough Tush and Dong had to stick their noses in Stinger and Gilmour's business tonight, they also have stolen a person's personal property!

#1 Contender For The TV Title
Ghost Tank
- vs -
Adrian Storms
- vs -
Tony Santos
- vs -
Justin Sane
- vs -
Ethan Donovan
Fatal-5-Way Match

DING DING DING

And here we go! Justin Sane starts off by going head to head with Ghost Tank. Sane with the punch! And another! And another! Ghost Tank is reeling already here! Sane with an elbow to the jaw, stunning Ghost Tank! Ghost Tank takes a few steps back, but Justin Sane goes right after him! Sane hits him with Screws Loose and Ghost Tank is sent to the outside of the ring! And now, Ethan Donovan goes after Sane, Sane turns around and hits him with a Screws Loose! Donovan is down! The crowd is going crazy for the Insane Superstar as he drags Donovan to his feet. He grabs Donovan by the head and drags him to the ropes! Sane with a T-Bone Suplex to the floor! Donovan falls right on Ghost Tank, and now they lie in the 69 Position! Donovan’s cock is Ghost Tanks face, and vice versa! Justin Sane laughs at the sight and turns around to see the action. He sits on top of the turnbuckle as he watches his other two opponents take it to one another.

Adrian Storms with a kick to Tony Santos’ leg. And another! And another! And now Adrian with a dropkick! Santos gets right back up only to eat another dropkick by Storms! Adrian picks Santos up and Irish whips him to the ropes. On the rebound, Santos comes back only to eat a Swinging Neck breaker! Santos hits the mat, and Adrian immediately takes advantage, stomping on the lifeless body of Tony Santos! Storms scurries to the top rope, and a Moonsault! The move hurts Santos just as much as it hurts Storms as he gets up holding his mid-section. Storms takes a look up at Sane. Sane, still on the top rope, jumps down and looks at Storm. They walk toward each other, eventually meeting in the center of the ring. Face to face, the stair down is too much to bare! Santos slowly gets himself up, using the ropes for leverage. Sane and Storms notice Santos and a Superkick by Storms! Santos is stunned but not down, although Sane fixes that problem, clotheslining him right on top of Ghost Tank and Ethan Donovan! A triple 69? A 207?

And now, it only leaves Sane and Storms, back in the middle of the ring, as the crowd goes wild! Sane standing almost a foot over Storms, towering over Storms, but Storm shows no fear! A fist pound between the two, and they lock up! Sane being the larger of the two drives Storms into the turnbuckle, then hits him with a knee ton the gut! Sane whips Storms to the turnbuckle on the opposite side, and immediately chases behind him. Storms hits the turnbuckle, and Sane slams into Storm with a clothesline, then a snap suplex! Sane with the pin!

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Ghost Tank breaks it up! Sane looks up, and sees Ghost Tank, Ethan Donovan, and Tony Santos standing above him. Sane stands up and Screws Loose! Ghost Tank eats the Superkick, and falls onto Donovan and Santos. Ghost Tank being the largest man in the match, drives Santos and Donovan into the turnbuckle. Santos’ dick is on Donovan’s ass, and Donovan’s dick is on Ghost Tanks ass! Sane picks Storms up and uses all his strength to Irish whip the man into the three, and like bowling pins, they all fall down to the mat!

All of a sudden, the arena turns midnight black, and red and white lights begin filling the arena flashing on and off. The eerie red mist begins flowing as the theme song plays.

It's the Asylum! At the top of the ramp we see Aaron Underwood leading a small task force consisting of him, Harley Jack, Richard Tessmocher, Zoey Ryback, and Tyson Fury! Each has their own weapons, Underwood having a kendo stick, Jack having a steel chair, Ryback having a baseball bat, Tessmocher having a guitar, and Fury having a sledgehammer.

Jack leaves the group at the bottom of the ramp, facing the stage, in case if Defiance comes out. Underwood, Tessmocher, and Fury all surround the ring, while Ryback stands on top of the announce table, seeing if Defiance will make their entrance through the rear.

Underwood, Tessmocher, and Fury hop up onto the apron, sharing a look with each other. This is not good for all the competitors except Ghost Tank... all of them are incredibly wounded, though Ghost Tank does not need to worry about getting attacked!

The three Asylum members step through the ropes, and it is sheer pandemonium! Underwood cracking the kendo stick across Sane's back! Fury driving the sledgehammer straight into Donovan's rib cage! Tessmocher bashing that guitar across the body of Adrian Storms! Santos is derping around, being the odd one out.

Underwood calls for the steel chair currently being used by Harley Jack. Jack gives Underwood the steel chair, and Underwood gives Jack the kendo stick.

Underwood is sizing up Sane... Sane on one knee... Underwood chucking the steel chair right at Sane's face and hits a steel chair- assisted Turning Point Shining Wizard! Sane is out of it! Underwood pulls Ghost Tank right on top of Sane, and their leaving now! No! Not like this! The ref is counting!

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Santos snaps back into reality and breaks up the pin! Santos looks around his downed opponents and a CLASSIC SANTOS SMILE! Santos drags Sane to his feet and Sane immediately counters with a haymaker to the jaw, sending Santos to the mat with ease! Storms finally gets to his feet and he charges at Sane. Storms with a Jumping DDT! Sane is down! Storms realizes it, and goes to the top rope. Storms flies off the top rope with a Killing Curse! 450 Splash on Justin Sane! But Storms is too hurt himself to capitalize with the pin! Storms is down, Sane is down, Santos is down Ghost Tank is down, Donovan is down! And now we wait. Ghost Tank slowly rises to his feet, using the ropes, he and Donovan finally get to their feet. They charge at one another and Justin Sane pulls out two banana peels! He tosses them in the direction of Tank and Donovan and they slip on the banana peels!

Sane: Can’t beat the classics!

Sane gets to his feet and he pulls Storms up. Sane punches Storm in the face. Storm with return punch! Sane, punch! Storm! Punch! Sane, punch, but Storm ducks it! Storm grabs Sane and Eternal Rest! Storms goes with the pin!

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KICKOUT! Sane kicks out! Storms screams in frustration and pulls Sane up by the hair. Storms Irish Whips Sane to the ropes! Sane on the rebound, and Storms with a Sitout Facebuster! Sane slams into the mat like a sack of potatoes right out of Shane’s office! Storms pulls Sane up by the hair and Eternal Rest! Sane is out! Storms slowly makes his way to the top turnbuckle. Taking a moment to get himself together. He flies off the top rope with a KILLING CUR…. BUT SANE COUNTERS! Sane kips-up at the speed of lightning and hits Storms with a Screws Loose in mid-air! Storms is out! Storms is out! Sane slowly walks over to Ghost Tank. He drags Ghost Tank back up and Pledge of Insanity! Ghost Tank is out! He picks Santos up and Screws Loose! Santos is out! He drags Santos on top of Ghost Tank in the 69 Position AGAIN! HAHAHA! Sane picks Donovan up and THAT’S INSANE! Justin Sane with the deadly Neckbreaker! He continues to pile the bodies on one another!

Sane with the pin!

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3!!!

Winner and New #1 Contender for the TV Title: Justin Sane

Prophetic Title Match
Hysteria
- vs -
Aaron Underwood
- vs -
Duncan B Deadly
- vs -
OCKoopa
- vs -
Austin Fernando
- vs -
Patrick Kissinger
Asylum Match
Elimination Chamber Rules

The bell rings and Austin Fernando and Duncan B. Deadly are starting this thing off. In the top left corner, OCKoopa is in his pod waiting to be released. In the top right corner, Aaron Underwood is standing and watching patiently. In the bottom left corner, Hysteria is leaning up against the glass and laughing hysterically. Finally in the bottom right corner pod, Patrick Kissinger is smirking and leaned back against the chains awaiting his departure from the pod.

Austin Fernando and Duncan B. Deadly circle around taking in this surreal chamber. They lock up in the center of the ring as Duncan begins to push Austin back into the corner. Duncan rushes forward for a clothesline, but Fernando dodges out of the way. Duncan collides with the corner and turns around to take an enzuigiri! Duncan falls to the mat, but Fernando is all over him. He hits a fist drop to the face of Duncan followed by another! AND another! Fernando lifts up Duncan and hits a jumping DDT! Duncan’s face is drilled into the mat! Fernando covers him.

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NO! Duncan kicks out.

Fernando lifts up Duncan who throws his arms off and kicks Fernando in the gut. Fernando leans over and Duncan wraps his hand around the throat of Fernando and lifts him up for a chokeslam! Fernando collides with the mat with a thump, but he rolls back up. The two men look at each other for a moment before locking right back up. Duncan gets the better of it and hits two punches to Fernando’s ear. He grabs Fernando and whips him over the top rope and outside onto the steel mesh! Fernando’s back is arched as he collides with the steel for the first time. Duncan climbs the turnbuckle and points at Fernando. He dives for an elbow drop, but Fernando rolls out of the way! Duncan collides with the steel! Duncan bounces back to his feet holding his elbow and trying to get some feeling into it. Fernando is now standing and is waiting. Duncan turns around and gets blasted with a DDT! Duncan’s face goes down into the steel harshly! Fernando lifts him up quickly and hits a backbreaker… directly followed by a neckbreaker! He calls the move Identity Crisis and it looks effective here.

Fernando grabs Duncan and throws him back into the ring. Austin Fernando gets in himself and pins Duncan.

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NO! Duncan kicks out emphatically!

Fernando lifts Duncan up, but Duncan hits an elbow strike to the face! Duncan grabs Fernando and whips him against the ropes. Fernando goes for a clothesline, but Duncan ducks under and catches him for a spinebuster! Duncan goes for the pinfall!

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NO! Austin kicks out.

Austin is brought to his feet by Duncan who nails him with an elbow strike! Fernando returns the favor with a punch of his own!

Elbow strike from Duncan!

Punch from Fernando!

Elbow strike!

Punch!

Elbow strike!

DROPKICK from Fernando!

The dropkick sends Duncan into the ropes and into the mat. Fernando looks ready to end this thing! He motions for what can only be assumed as his finisher! He looks poised to hit it! Duncan slowly gets up and turns around as the lights go out!

The timer appears on the screen!

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Meanwhile during the timer, there were lights hovering over each pod and rotating between them. As the clock hits 0, the lights are on Aaron Underwood! Aaron Underwood’s pod opens and in he comes! He climbs the turnbuckle and leaps for a diving elbow which Duncan just moves out of the way to avoid. Duncan kicks Underwood in the abdomen and rams him into the upcoming Austin Fernando.

Fernando and Underwood fall to the mat, but Fernando quickly rolls on top of Underwood and begins pounding his face with a flurry of punches! Duncan hits Fernando from behind and he hits the mat. Duncan lifts up Fernando and hits a belly to belly suplex! He quickly follows that move up with the Mortal Engine! The Regal Stretch has Fernando’s head turned roughly in that crank! Underwood is up and walks over to Hysteria’s pod and seems to be asking advice. The two Asylum members are discussing tactics while Fernando is being ripped apart by the Mortal Engine.

Fernando is reaching for the ropes, but is in the center of the ring! He reaches forward and drags himself an inch forward. He does it again and it’s just inch after inch while the submission is applied. He moves closer and closer as Duncan applies more and more pressure for the closer they get. He reaches for the ropes as he’s almost there, but collapses? Did Fernando just pass out?! The referee is talking to him and asks, but no response! The referee raises Fernando’s arm and begins to drop it.

1… The hand falls the first time and Fernando looks out of it!

2… Fernando still isn’t stirring and Duncan is smiling sadistically!

Thr-NOOOO! Austin Fernando has life! He pushes off the mat and lunges forward grabbing the rope!

The referee is trying to get Duncan to get off of Fernando, but there’s no disqualifications in a match like this! Duncan continues pulling on his neck and head as Fernando begins pulling himself outside onto the steel! The second rope is caught on the neck of Duncan and Fernando is pulling himself outside which is choking Duncan. Duncan has to release finally as Fernando falls outside of the ring, exhausted.

Duncan turns around and sees Aaron Underwood. He leaves the ring towards him and Underwood surprises him with a flurry of punches, but Duncan seems unfazed by them. Duncan grabs his face and throws it up against the glass facing Hysteria. He moves his face left and right against the glass before backing up and smashing Underwood’s face on it. Underwood bounces off of the glass and falls to the steel. Duncan smiles at Hysteria and motions for the belt.

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The lights circle around before finding the next entrant… Patrick Kissinger!
Kissinger slowly exits his cell and walks into the ring with an ominous vibe about him. He surveys the field seeing Fernando outside of the ring and Duncan staring at him from a different side. Underwood is still on the ground from being blasted against the glass of Hysteria’s pod.

Duncan B. Deadly enters the ring and the two square off staring at each other. Kissinger blasts Duncan with an elbow strike which Duncan smiles and returns. The two men are now drilling each other with stiff elbow strikes before Kissinger dodges one of Duncan’s and pulls him into a hangman’s neckbreaker. Kissinger doesn’t look interested in a pinfall as he lifts Duncan right back up and punches him directly in the larynx! Duncan coughs and clutches at his throat, but Kissinger wraps his head and hits a swinging neckbreaker. These moves seem to be meticulous as Kissinger is taking his time and dissecting his foe. Duncan on the other hand is in a bad way here. Kissinger lifts up Duncan, but Duncan is finally able to land a move as he hits a discus clothesline! Kissinger hits the mat and Duncan quickly locks in a triangle choke! Kissinger tries to move away, but realizes that the ropes aren’t going to help him. He moves Duncan over to the turnbuckle and manages to get him up long enough to ram his head into the bottom turnbuckle! Duncan doesn’t release the hold. Duncan is lifted again and rammed into it and he’s forced to relinquish the hold then.

Kissinger looks furious at having lost control of the match! He walks over to Duncan, holds one leg, and begins stomping furiously on Duncan’s hang-downs! Duncan is trying to cover up, but Kissinger is furiously stomping on his manhood! After about twenty stomps the Duncan’s groin, Kissinger lifts up Duncan who looks in a bad way.

Meanwhile, Austin and Underwood have gotten together on the ouside and are trading blows. Austin punches Underwood in the face and Underwood falls to the mesh. Austin grabs the legs of Aaron, winks at Hysteria, and falls backwards catapulting Underwood face-first into the steel. Austin gets up and looks at Hysteria with a smirk on his face.

Back to the ring, Kissinger hits a Cradle DDT and goes for the pinfall.

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NO! Duncan powers out just barely.

The arena goes black and timer appears!

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The lights circle on the two remaining people before landing on the fifth entrant… OCKoopa!

Hysteria laughs in his pod and points at Fernando who looks exhausted.

OCKoopa looks thrilled to be in the XWF as he enters the ring! He points to the crowd and looks pumped up! OCKoopa turns to Kissinger and points at him. Kissinger looks at him funny and begs him to bring it. OCKoopa rushes forward for a superkick, but Patrick Kissinger catches his foot! He then does a leg sweep knocking OCKoopa to the mat! While he’s distracted with Koopa, he’s blindsided by Austin Fernando who hits a big dropkick! Kissinger hits the turnbuckle and falls to the mat. Fernando lifts up OCKoopa and hits…

THE END OF THE ROAD!

A Suplex Cutter, the man is lifted into the air in the form of a suplex, but is quickly switched around into a cutter, this is done by hooking the leg from the side and using it to swing the man over the head, forcing him into a cutter position, Austin simply drops down and cracks the head right against the canvas, face first. The brutal move destroys OCKoopa! Fernando covers him!

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THREE!

OCKOOPA Eliminated

The quick elimination of OCKoopa seems to fuel up Austin Fernando who leaps to his feet and the crowd is in support! Kissinger and Fernando meet up in the center of the ring, but Duncan and Underwood break it up! Underwood hits Fernando from behind, but Fernando quickly reverses him into the corner and begins laying in punches. Duncan has Patrick down and is brutalizing him with stomps to his midsection. Duncan is still holding his neck, but he lifts up Patrick and whips him into the opposite corner. Duncan builds up his some speed and rushes forward going for a big splash in the corner which connects! Patrick falls down and rolls under the ropes to the outside. Duncan pursues him.

Back inside, Austin Fernando and Underwood are exchanging blows in the center of the ring! Austin pushes Aaron away, but Aaron rushes forward and gets caught by a scoop powerslam! Austin goes for the cover.

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NO! Underwood just barely kicks out.

Aaron Underwood scrambles away and gets to the corner in which he uses to pull himself up. Fernando charges him and hits his patented Count It Out in the corner! Three European uppercuts which Fernando counts out loud. Underwood, dazed, moves forward as Fernando hits the ropes and connects with a discus clothesline to finish it off. Fernando stands up and looks at Hysteria with a huge smirk on his face. Hysteria is still laughing and carving into the glass with an apparent knife?! Hysteria has carved…

I’m Going To Smash Your Balls!

Well that’s creative.

Fernando seems unperturbed by the drawing and lifts up Underwood. Fernando kicks his left leg followed by his right! Underwood falls to his knees as Fernando reaches back and hits two more stiff kicks to the chest. Fernando backs away as Underwood is positioned so Hysteria is directly behind him in his pod. Fernando smiles and blows a kiss at Hysteria. He rushes forward and hits the final blow: a violent kick to the bottom of Underwood’s jaw snapping his neck back.

THE FATAL FINALE!

Austin Fernando covers Underwood as he stares in Hystera’s direction. Hysteria has finally stopped laughing and is beating on the glass now!

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THREE!

AARON UNDERWOOD Eliminated

The timer starts and Hysteria is pissed! He missed his tag team partner getting eliminated by a mere few seconds!

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0…!

The lights shine on Hysteria and his pod opens. He rushes into the ring and is a house of fire!

Hysteria nails Fernando with a shot and the two begin duking it out here! Hysteria, the much fresher man, gets the upper hand and takes his glove off and slaps Fernando with it! Fernando falls to the mat and Hysteria mounts him. Hysteria begins clawing at his eyes with eye rakes. He then connects to his face with forceful forearm strikes. Hysteria picks up Fernando and throws him over the top rope to the steel outside. Hysteria is about to leave the ring, but Duncan B. Deadly attacks him. Hysteria laughs at it and begins slapping Duncan everywhere from his face to his chest to his ass! Duncan looks embarrassed and pissed as he destroys Hysteria with a big boot!

Kissinger looks primed as he slides back into the ring. He slides behind Duncan and whips him around into a Hung Out To Dry lariat! Duncan is down. Patrick lifts him up and takes him to the top rope. He gets it set up and nails it!

THE THOUSANDTH CUT!

The sit-out top rope powerbomb decimates Duncan! Duncan is barely moving now! Kissinger pins him with his feet on the second rope! The referee counts it!

1…

2…

THREE!

DUNCAN B. DEADLY Eliminated

That leaves three men in the match-up. Patrick Kissinger, Hysteria, and Austin Fernando.

Kissinger gets up and is met by Hysteria. Hysteria hits a clothesline followed by three European uppercuts as Kissinger gets up. Hysteria throws him into the corner and raises him to the top rope. Hysteria backs away and rushes forward hitting a leaping headbutt! He begins stroking the back of Kissinger as if he were a kitty! He grabs the arm and prepares to finish one of his finishing maneuvers! Wait! Austin Fernando is back in the ring! He goes under Hysteria and has him in a powerbomb situation!

OH MY GOD!

Hysteria hits a superplex on Kissinger while Fernando hits a powerbomb on Hysteria! Fernando seizes the opportunity and pins Kissinger!

1…

2…

TH-NO! Patrick Kissinger just barely kicked out!

Austin looks surprised but pins Hysteria now.

1…

2… NO! Hysteria kicks out early!

Austin pulls at his hair a bit, but then gets up and looks ready to move on. He lifts up Hysteria and begins hitting the European uppercuts, but WAIT! Hysteria has something in his hand. What is that?! It’s a cloth, but it’s doused in something! He’s putting it over the mouth of Fernando! Kissinger is back up and nails Hysteria with a right hand. Fernando thanks Kissinger and touches his arm. Kissinger looks at him before nailing him with a DDT! Kissinger then begins to stomp on Austin’s face! Hysteria stops that by hitting a crossbody to the back of Kissinger! Kissinger falls forward onto the mat as Hysteria’s weight comes down on top of him. Hysteria turns away and has something in his hand! Kissinger slowly gets back up and turns around. Hysteria whips around quickly and drops Kissinger with whatever it was! Kissinger’s face is now a crimson mask! Hysteria turns around and reveals it to be a pair of spiked brass knuckles! Hysteria laughs wildly and pins Kissinger!

1…

2…

THREE!

PATRICK KISSINGER Eliminated

Then there were two. Austin Fernando and Hysteria stand back up and are circling around the ring. Fernando and Hysteria begin exchanging blows back and forth! Hysteria seemingly gets the upper hand and slaps him hard across the face. Hysteria then reaches beneath Fernando and raises him up for an electric chair drop! Hysteria climbs the turnbuckle and leaps for a mulestomp! The feet of Hysteria crash down on the chest of Fernando. He covers him.

1…

2…

Th-NO! Austin just barely kicks out.

Hysteria laughs wildy as the match will be continuing. He grabs the arm of Fernando and locks it in a crossface position. He reaches around and begins brutalizing the face of Austin with blow after blow. He calls this Invalid Claims. Most of the audience would call it effective. Hysteria releases him as Austin is just lying there. Austin is lifted up, but Austin hits a surprise enzuigiri! Hysteria seems shocked! He rushes forward, but Austin hits a jumping DDT! Hysteria’s dome is spiked into the mat! Austin Fernando hits his backbreaker and fluidly turns around and hits a neckbreaker! He covers Hysteria after hitting Identity Crisis!

1…

2…

TH-NO! Hysteria kicks out while laughing!

Fernando looks pissed about that. He lifts Hysteria up and…

THE END OF THE ROAD!

The suplex into a cutter has Hysteria on Dream Street, but Austin doesn’t appear to be going for a pinfall. He looks up at the structure around him. He climbs the turnbuckle and now… HE’S CLIMBING ON TOP OF ONE OF THE PODS! He looks around and the crowd is going nuts! He looks at the camera and winks. He leaps for a diving elbow!

BUT HE MISSES! He collides with the mat harshly as Hysteria had the wherewithal to roll out of the way! Hysteria begins slowly rolling over and drapes an arm over Austin!

1…

2…

THRE-NO! AUSTIN KICKS OUT!

The crowd is going ballistic! They can’t believe he kicked out after falling ten feet to the mat! Hysteria gets to his feet and moves back to the turnbuckle. Hysteria backs into the corner. He pulls a finger across his neck. His opponent staggers to their feet. Hysteria pushes off the ropes and runs forward aiming for a knee to the temple of the slowly rising Austin Fernando. He rushes forward and… NO! Austin Fernando falls under THE RAMIFICATION! He rolls up Hysteria!

1…

2…

THRE-NOOOOOO! Hysteria just barely kicks out!

Austin gets to his knees and looks shocked! He thought he had him there!

WHAM!

Hysteria had gotten back to his feet and obliterated Austin with THE RAMIFICATION. The running knee strike to the temple flattened Austin Fernando out.

1…

2…

3!!!

Winner and Still Prophetic Champion: Hysteria

Suddenly, the lights go out and a video starts playing on the X-Tron.

While the second video starts playing, two men wearing leather suits and motorcycle helmets are standing next to a tired Austin Fernando in the ring, while a bruised and battered Hysteria is drenched in a puddle of blood, though still alive.

Fernando looks surprised, as the two men drag off the Prophet of the Asylum to the outside of the ring to the steel chain link floor. The two men lift up Hysteria and throw him into the plexi-glass pod. One of the men seems to try and rip Hysteria's mask off, but it doesn't seem to be working. Visibly frustrated, the man places him on the top turnbuckle, while the other man digs into his pockets and pulls out an IPhone.

The man starts to tap away at the phone and soon huge pyro flames rise up and scorch the masked Hysteria, who flies off the turnbuckle and begins writhing on the ground, on fire. Putting away the IPhone, the lights go out again, as the two men disappear once the light returns.

TV Title Match
Aerial Knight
- vs -
Mastermind
- vs -
Bobby Zi
- vs -
Gator
15 Minute Time Limit
Champion may do 2 promos a day
Challengers may do 1 promo a day

15:00…
14:59…
The bell goes and so does the timer as the four competitors start circling the ring. The circle is broke as Gator charges at Mastermind and they start to brawl in the centre of the ring, while Knight has Bobby against the turnbuckle. While Knight is pounding away at Bobby, Mastermind seems to be getting the upper hand in the striking battle. Knight goes for a monkey flip on Bobby, who flips and lands on his feet, just in time for Mastermind to duck a standing dropkick from Gator which connects with Bobby’s face and sends him flying out of the ring. Knight, grabs Mastermind by the hair and props him against the rope before giving a powerful and stiff clothesline, which sends him toppling over the rope with Bobby onto the concrete floor.

12:38…
12:37…

Gator and Knight look at each other, before both running the ropes, delivering a synchronised suicide dive to both of the opponents on the outside, the crowd giving a reasonable pop. As the two rivals get to their feet, the immediately start brawling on the outside. Gator slams Knights head on the steel steps, before sliding him into the ring. Mastermind and Bobby too slide into the ring and begin to tag team Gator with a few clubs to the back of the head followed by a double DDT. Bobby pushes Mastermind away from him before running and hitting a cartwheel kick. Bobby starts running circles around the ring with his arms out wide. Knight tries to stop Bobby but he kicks him the balls! He leaps onto the second rope of the turnbuckle and gestures to the crowd who give a mixed reaction.

9:56…
9:55…

However, he is interrupted when Knight kips up off the floor and pulls away Bobby’s legs, whose face smashes against the turnbuckle pad. This sparks off an idea, as Knight removes the turnbuckle pad, if with a little hesitation. Knight then starts slamming Bobby’s head into the steel that has been uncovered and soon the Prodigal Son’s face is covered in his own blood. Knight’s face seems to turn almost white as he witnesses what he has done but Gator stops the attack, by running over to Knight and delivering a brutal spear into the corner, as he slumps down. Bobby, who’s blinded by his Crimson Mask, slumps straight to the ground.

The referee goes to eliminate Bobby on a knockout, but Bobby refuses and grabs the leg of the referee. Who crashes down onto the mat. Mastermind gets up and pushes Bobby and Gator aside to get to Knight, lifting him up for a back body drop...
Knight lands on the shoulders of Gator and delivers a Hurricanrana! Mastermind runs and delivers a brutal front flip clothesline on Knight. Mastermind signals for his famous submission move! He’s got it locked in! Wait! Bobby punches Mastermind right in the crotch, before slumping to the ground. How is he not knocked out yet?

6:37…
6:36…

Knight and Gator are both on their feet! Knight runs at Gator with a clothesline, but he ducks and hits a bridging German suplex just as the ref begins to stir!

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2…

No! Bobby hits a elbow drop on Gator causing him to break the pin! Gator hits a punch across the forehead of Bobby and he just collapses to the floor again. Gator picks Knight up to his feet and brings him back down onto the mat with a textbook Fugiwara armbar. Knight rolls off and hits an armdrag followed by an armbar of his own! Gator breaks it as they both jump to their feet. Knight runs and goes to hit a low dropkick but Gator hits a high one! They both miss and get back to their feet. Discus Forearm by Knight, but Gator ducks and runs off the ropes. Knight rolls under a clothesline from hell, before bouncing off the rope and hitting a moonsault but no! Gator catches him! He goes down to hit a spinebuster but Knight locks on a DDT followed by a guillotine choke!

4:22…
4:21…

The crowd is going absolutely wild at this display. Gator picks Knight back up into a spinebuster hold, but Mastermind is back up to his feet and delivers one of the hardest hitting Big Boots in the business on Gator, who falls back down on the mat. Knowing Knight’s weakness to submissions, he locks on a Mind Sleeper, which is a sleeper hold with added power! Is he going to tap here? No! Bobby is hitting European uppercut after European uppercut on Mastermind, before hitting a mankind like clothesline out of the ring, taking himself out onto the outside with it too!

Wait who is that? The referee is too busy distracted counting Bobby and Mastermind that he doesn’t notice Frodo rushing into the ring swinging the William Wallace sword. He charges the ring, everyone in attendance is confused. Frodo climbs the steps into the ring, cautiously, he doesn't want to lose an eye. Once in the ring he hands the sword to Gator who looks the sword up and down before tossing it over his shoulder like it's a piece of trash.

Frodo hits a running dropkick on Knight, before punching Knight in the dick repeatedly. Johnny goes down, Frodo walks over to Jonathon's head, lowers his pants, spreads his cheeks, and literally lowers his asshole onto Heartsford's face. He then pulls his pants up, rushes over to Gator highfives him, and heads to the top of the ramp. He stops and shouts back at the ring.

'Remember, MacClay stripped you of your title. I'm trying to make sure that shit doesn't happen again. Think about what I said."

The referee turns around just as Bobby and Mastermind roll back in the ring, but all competitors are visibly tired and battered and bruised. They all notice that the clock is counting down towards the finish quickly and all get up, back where they started at the beginning of the match!

1:49…
1:48…

Mastermind and the Aerial Knight lock up on one side of the ring while Bobby Zi and Gator look up on the other. Knight tosses Mastermind into the corner and start levying some boots to Mastermind's chest until the Master of Minds is now in a seated position his head resting against the second turnbuckle. Knight reaches behind Mastermind and rips the padding off exposing the metal turnbuckle.

Gator sends Zi to the ropes, on the rebound Gator spears Zi almost breaking the man in half. Gator quickly pulls Zi back up and then makes Zi eat the mat courtesy of the Disaster Drop(Lifting Samoan Drop).

On the other side of the ring Knight has Mastermind up to his feet but only for a moment as he takes the man out with Total Honor, a hurricanrana into the exposed middle turnbuckle. Knight gets up and looks at his opponent who is completely out cold a move that proves fatal as he doesn't see Gator come up from behind him and German Suplex him halfway across the ring. The move takes a lot out of both men but Gator manages to fall forward right onto of the still knocked out Mastermind and the ref slides in for the count...

1...

2...

3!!!

An incredible match. Gator managed to get the pinfall with 15 seconds left on the official clock.

Winner and NEW Television Champion: Gator

Tag Team Title Match
Pest/JACK
- vs -
The Kings
Theo Pryce/John Samuels
Standard One Fall

The bell rings and the match begins! John Samuels and Pest are staring this thing off! Pest tries to out maneuver Samuels, but the new body of Samuels is much quicker than the previous! He moves around Pest and grabs him for a belly-to-belly suplex. Pest gets up and takes a shoulderblock which sends Pest down again. John Samuels gets to his feet and whips Pest into the corner. He comes charging for a big corner splash, but Pest moves. He catches Samuels’ body coming off the corner and hits a German suplex. Pest mounts him and begins punching him in the face with furious right hands. Samuels grabs the dildo crown and flings him off. Samuels stands up and hits a huge spear! Samuels goes for the pinfall.

1…

2…

Pest kicks out.

Pest rolls over and tags in JACK. Jack hits the ring and grabs Samuels’ arm instantly. Jack pulls him towards the rope and begins stretching his arm over the rope and then using his legs to push off the rope creating maximum pain! Samuels is grimacing and trying to get out of it! The referee comes over to admonish Jack, but Jack releases it. He grabs Samuels and hits an abdominal stretch. Jack is sure to put even more torque on the shoulder of Samuels to increase the pain. Samuels manages to wiggle out of it and throws the technically sound Jack over his shoulder. Samuels begins shaking his arm trying to get feeling back in it. Pest throws a punch which connects with Samuels in the back of his head! Samuels turns around furious as Pest drops from the apron and taunts him. Samuels turns back to take a running forearm to the face! Samuels is thrown for a loop but gets nailed under the jaw by a jumping knee strike from Jack! Samuels hits the mat and Jack goes for the pinfall.

1…

2…

No, broken up by Theo who drags Jack off and drops an elbow right to the forehead of Jack. Theo gets out of the ring before the referee disqualifies him. As soon as he gets out, he gets right back in and drags Samuels to his corner. Theo gets out, grabs the thin string and slaps Samuels on the chest tagging himself in. Theo meets Jack in the center of the ring before slapping him around. Theo seems especially perturbed by Jack not accepting his bribe. Theo nails Jack with a DDT and then stomps all over his head and chest area, making sure to hit the exposed eye of Jack. Theo goes to lift up Jack for a brainbuster, but Jack slips down! He holds the position and Jack hits the hangman’s neckbreaker! Jack wraps the arm of Theo into a hammer lock and connects with a hammer lock suplex. Theo is trying to gain his composure by kicking Jack in the gut sending him back for a second. Jack looks primed and runs toward Theo for a big boot! Theo ducks down and pulls the rope with him. Jack is crotched on the rope as Samuels runs down the apron and connects with a clothesline to the back of Jack. Jack falls forward on the ropes and falls into the ring. Theo walks over and drops an elbow onto the knee of Jack.

Theo begins folding up the legs and turns it into the figure-4-leglock. Theo begins applying the pressure as Jack is seemingly crawling as fast as possible to the ropes! Jack gets to the ropes and the referee begins counting Theo.

1… Theo laughs and continues the pressure.

2… Theo begins shaking the move left and right to increase the damage.

3… Theo finally releases the hold.

Theo stands up and pulls Jack up with him. Jack gets an elbow strike to his face and runs off the ropes. Theo catches his rebound and hits a tilt-a-whirl slam! Theo looks at Pest and has a face of sheer disgust. Theo takes Jack and whips him into his corner with vigor. Theo walks over to him and tags in Samuels. The former Universal Champion whips Jack against the ropes and lifts him up as Samuels connects with a big boot on the suspended Jack! Samuels covers him.

1…

2…

Th-NO! Jack kicks out.

John Samuels tags Theo back in. Jack begins crawling for Pest, but Theo stops that by dropping a leg drop across the back of his head. Theo flips him over and goes for another figure-4, but Jack flips him over into a pinning situation!

1…

2…

NO! Theo kicks out! Jack chopblocks him now. He takes the left leg of Theo and stretches it out with leg DDT. Theo grabs at his leg, but then Jack locks in his own Figure-4-Leglock! Theo is in pain and is clutching at his legs. Theo begins turning the move, but Jack is desperately fighting against it, but he can’t! Theo flips it and Jack instantly releases the hold. Theo takes this time to slow crawl for Samuels and tags in. Jack is slowly crawling and is only a foot away, but Samuels grabs his leg. Jack gets to his feet while Samuels is holding his leg and hits a spin kick knocking Samuels away! Jack jumps for Pest and tags him!

Pest comes in fresh and begins by hitting knife edge chops to the chest of Samuels as the crowd ‘Woooooos.’ Pest grabs Samuels and whips him off the other rope. Samuels comes back and Pest takes him to the ground with a spear! He stays on him with some mounted punches! He gets up and moves to the ropes, but the crowd is booing him. Pest seems confused by this and demands that people applaud him. He gets to the second rope and is talking to the audience. Samuels goes under and hits a powerbomb on Pest! Pests’s dildo crown hits the mat with a thud! Samuels pins him.

1…

2…

NO! Pest kicks out. Pest gets up and clobbers Samuels with another chop.

Samuels swings for a right, but Pest ducks under and nails a WG.WF Cutter! The diamond cutter variation drills Samuels face into the mat! Pest goes for the cover!

1…

2…

NO! Samuels gets a shoulder up.

They both get up and Pest goes for a stunner! Samuels pushes him off though! He grabs Pest by the throat with two hands and is teasing Welcome to Texas, Motherfucker! He lifts up Pest whose swinging legs accidentally hit Samuels in the balls! Samuels falls over to consult the kids as the referee gets into the face of Pest who swears innocence! The referee makes sure Samuels is fine, but Pest walks over and hits a standing moonsault on him. He pulls Samuels up to his feet and is looking for the WG.WF Smackdown! Samuels punches Pest in the balls, but, before the referee can see the reaction, Samuels pulls him into the Welcome to Texas Mother Fucker! The two-armed chokebomb sends Pest into the mat with thump. Samuels pins him!

1…

2…

TH-NO! Jack breaks it up.

Theo begins shouting across the ring at Jack. Much of it profanities as it seems Samuels and Theo thought they would have this match considerably easier without Jack.

Samuels pulls Pest up and goes for…

THE FILIBUSTER! But Pest rolls away and tags in Jack.

Jack rushes in and Samuels flapjacks Jack! Jack flies through the air and falls flat on his face! Samuels wastes no time as he begins stomping on the leg and face and arm and stomach of Jack! Samuels is trying to tear apart Jack. Samuels goes to pick up Jack and Jack pulls him down for a jawbreaker! Samuels bounces off for a second before rushing towards Jack. Jack catches him with his roundhouse combination. The first to the gut and the second to the head! Samuels is down and Jack climbs to the top rope.

Jack walks over to Samuels and drops two knees to the shoulder of Samuels. Jack then rolls Samuels over and pulls him into a camel clutch. Samuels is crying out in agony while Jack is rotating between the hold and driving an elbow into the injured shoulder. Jack releases the hold after a few moments of working over the shoulder. Jack grabs the arm of Samuels, turns it between his leg and butt and sits on it while pulling on the leg of Samuels! Tequila Sunrise! Samuels is in some real pain! Theo jumps into the ring and hits a stiff right hand to Jack, jacking Jack’s jaw! Say that three times fast.

This spurs a reaction from Pest who rushes across the ring and clotheslines Theo over the top rope! Theo and Pest begin going after each other on the outside of the ring. Theo and Pest are throwing punches left and right! Pest grabs Theo and throws him shoulder first into the steel steps!

Back in the ring, Jack backs up and is setting up for his signature! Jack rushes forward and nails a big boot to the face of Samuels! He calls that The Cultist Kick! Jack goes for the pinfall!

1…

2…

THRE-NO! Samuels just barely powers out.

Back outside, Theo has been set up in the corner of the barricade as Pest is drilling him with blow after blow. Theo is posted against the wall as Pest takes a few steps back. He rushes forward with a spear, but Theo kicks his head up. He reverses their situations and quickly hits a False Flag Spear! The barricade is destroyed as the two men are out like a light!

Back inside, Jack wraps his leg around the head of Samuels, but can’t quite seem to be able to lock his hands around the head of Samuels. Samuels suddenly comes to life! He throws a wild right connecting. He throws Jack off the ropes and hits a bicycle kick! John Samuels motions for the finish! He grabs Jack and lifts him up for it!!!

THE FILIBUSTER!

This time it connects! John Samuels doesn’t go for the pinfall though! He looks around and sees the recuperating Theo Pryce getting up on the apron and Pest still down. John Samuels looks at the camera and raises an arm into the air. He grabs the legs of Jack and pulls him into a Texas Cloverleaf!

THE LONGHORN LOCK!

Wait, what is Theo Pryce doing? He leaps into the ring and bounces off the ropes and hits…

BURNED!

The stomp to the back of Jack’s head while The Longhorn Lock is applied drives Jack’s face into the mat!

The referee checks on Jack and Jack reaches out for a moment, but then taps!

Winners and New Tag Team Champions: "The Kings" John Samuels and Theo Pryce

The Kings celebrate as the referee raises their hands. John Madison who was outside of the ring walks in with the tag team championships and hands them to his friends and teammates. Pest crawls back into the ring and Maddy takes one of the belts and swings it over his head before swinging it into the side of Pest’s head. Maddy stands over Pest.

You’re a sick fucker! That’s coming from me! That little move that your buddy took? It’s called The LONGHORN STOMP!

The Three Kings raise their hands in the air with their five titles between them.

X-Treme Title Match
Doctor Louis D'Ville
- vs -
Maverick
- vs -
TJ Wallace
- vs -
Ferrari Punk
X-treme Rules

All four men stand in their respective corners. The fans, still rowdy from the previous matched, begin to chant and roar as they await the main event.

"ICE-MAAAN" "ICE-MAAAN" "ICE-MAAAN"

Maverick looks around at the fans, clearly pissed off and mouths off to them before turning his attention to the man opposite him. Ferrari Punk. The bells sounds and Doctor Louis D'Ville chuckles slowly getting out of his corner. TJ Wallace wastes no time and rushes towards D'Ville, as Maverick and Punk lock up in the center of the ring. TJ sends a kick into D'Ville, forcing him into the corner with a flurry of punches. TJ grapples with D'Ville, forcing him onto the top turnbuckle and following him quickly up. TJ grabs at the good doctor going for a Superplex! But D'Ville, one step ahead, locks his foot in between the ropes and lifts TJ up and throws him to the outside! Wallace lands flat on his stomach and holds himself in pain. Louis looks over at Maverick and Punk grappling in the center. Maverick taking control kicks Punk in the gut, and hits him with a quick Suplex. Mav starts to beat Ferrari on the mat as D'Ville get to his feet on the turnbuckle looking at the fallen TJ. TREPANATION! D'Ville hits the flying headbutt square between TJ's eyes! Both TJ and Doc cover the heads in pain, trying to shake out the cobwebs. D'Ville clutches a hold of the barricade as TJ crawls his way under the mat.

JOEY STYLES: "The hell is TJ going under there for!?"

D'Ville lifts his head up and his eyes dart looking for TJ, he looks to the ring where Maverick has Punk in a Crossface, the ref leaning over them. Doc curses under his breath and runs to the ring, well he tried but is stopped in his tracks by TJ emerging from under the mat with a hard punch to D'Ville's head! TJ has a chain wrapped around his fist and continues his assault on D'Ville. Back in the ring, Maverick still has a hold of Punk in the crossface. Ferrari is on the verge of breaking the hold but Maverick twists his hands and starts to scratch and rake Punk's eyes, still managing to maintain the hold. Punk screams in agony, kicking his legs in pain. Maverick smiles and laughs but his hold is interrupted by a trash can smashing into his head. Maverick is forced to break the hold so instead he goes for a cover...

1...

2...

.What?

Duncan B. Deadly comes running out of the crowd and pulls Maverick out of the ring and low blows him. Then he hits the Eye in the Pyramid on the outside. Duncan stands up and empties a container of ashes onto Maverick before escaping to the back.

Turns out D'Ville and Wallace have been tearing shit up on the outside, brawling all the way around the ring, grabbing as many weapons as they could. The trash can now inside the ring is filled with 'goodies' that spill onto the mat. Maverick looks at the new weapons and grabs a steel chair and sets it up in the center of the ring. D'Ville and Wallace continue battering each other with everything and anything they can find, pushing each other closer to the announcers table. Maverick finishing setting up the chair in it's seated position grabs Ferrari Punk and lifts him to his feet, dragging him to the chair and lifting him up high.

JOEY STYLES: "Maverick's going for Age of Perfection!

Maverick going for the Falcon Arrow has Punk in the air, but Punk manages to twist his body around and falls with Maverick, dragging him and forcing the back of Mav's head into the steel chair with an improvised Golden Oppurtunity. Both men lay on the mat, not moving. Wallace on the outside is slamming D'Ville's head into the announcers table, but the doctor stops this by thrusting an elbow into TJ's ribs and turning and stabbing the baton tazer he held in his hand into Wallace's throat.

JOEY STYLES: "Looks like the doctor is administering some shock therapy!"

Wallace's body twitches as [insert outrageous number here] volts course through his body! D'Ville's face twisted in a wicked smile at this sight finally pulls away the baton after what must feel like an agonizing amount of time for Wallace. TJ falls to his knees, grasping his throat. D'Ville raises the baton and smacks TJ across the head with the handle. TJ body moves from the force, D'Ville tosses the baton away and grabs Wallace by the collar, throwing him back into the ring with the prone bodies of Maverick and Punk. D'Ville slides under the ropes and goes for the cover.

1...

2...

THRE-NO! Just broken up by Maverick with an Axe Handle from nowhere! D'Ville gets to his knees to see an out of breath Maverick on his hands and knees, the doctor clocks Maverick in the face, making him fall to the ground with a thud. The Champ gets to his feet and steps over the body of TJ Wallace and grabs MAverick by the head and pulls him to his feet.

JOEY STYLES: "LOBOTOMY!!!!"

D'Ville hits Maverick with the swinging brainbuster leading to sit-down faceplant with perfection. Doc rests his hands on his knees for a moment before going for the cover. But it's interrupted by Ferrari Punk with a hit with the brass knuckles to the back of Louis D'Ville's head! The king of the XWF jolts forward but manages to keep awake, Punk stands over a dazed Doctor and goes for a second hit. But he misses! Doc rolls out of the way and hops to his feet, Punk tries for another right hook with the brass knuckles but the doc dodges under his arm and throws him over the ropes, Punk's body flings over and he lands horribly in the back of his neck! Punk lays still, quickly breathing in air. Doc looks for Maverick on the mat but he's made a smart move and crawled out of the ring. Louis shakes his head and looks back to TJ Wallace, who has gotten to his knees, and is taking a moment to catch his breath. D'Ville stomps over to TJ and grabs his beard to pull him up, but wait! A roll up by Wallace! The ref slides in for the count!

1...

2...

Kickout just before three! D'Ville kicks away from TJ and rolls to his front, charging towards Wallace and leaping hitting TJ with a flying clothesline, the doctor rolls and sprints into the ropes as TJ gets quickly back to his feet. Another flying clothesline! It's a surprise Wallace's head didn't come off. Doc watches over TJ as he slowly gets back to his feet, TJ's legs look like rubber at this point. D'Ville cackles in Wallace's face and goes to kick him in the gut, but TJ somehow garbs his leg, D'Ville's eyes widen and he throws TJ's leg to the side but Wallace throws his body with the push, The Sound Of Silence!! (Trouble In Paradise) The powerful kick nails D'Ville in the head and he falls to the ground with a tired TJ. Maverick is on the outside with Punk, The perfect one is now back on his feet and looks over the carnage, he kicks Punk in the head to make sure he's down for good before throwing him back in the ring. Maverick then searches the mat.

JOEY STYLES: "HE'S GOT A TABBBLEEEE!!"

Maverick pulls out the large wooden table and slides it into the ring following behind it as Wallace and Doctor D'Ville slowly get back to life while Maverick sets up the table. Maverick grabs Punk and drags him to the table picking him up into a suplex. But TJ rushes over and kicks Maverick in the ribs making him drop Punk. Wallace throws punches against the two and causes them to lean and fall onto the table. Wallace continues to punch Maverick and Punk on the table but D'Ville from behind grabs Wallce and throws him on top of Maverick and Ferrari and all four men crash through the table! Debris is everywhere.

Doc is the first to move, he rolls over and grabs a kendo stick that was just randomly laying in the ring. Maverick and Punk both start moving. Doc swings at Maverick who blocks it with both hands, grabs the kendo stick from Doc and swings wildly. Doc ducks out of the way and Maverick cracks Punk across the head with it. Punk falls backwards his eyes open but glazed over. Doc looks down at punk and then quickly strikes Maverick with the Lobotomy and a cover...

1...

Wallace is awake and crawling towards Doc...

2...

Wallace grabs Doc's leg but Doc shrugs him off...

3!!!

Winner and still X-Treme Champion: Doctor Louis D'Ville