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JillLorder · **12-18-2014, 04:50 PM**

Happy belated birthday, Caroline! How old are you now, like, five? Anyway, here's a cake that I made for you!

Enjoy!

Caroline O'Hara Burchill · **12-18-2014, 05:06 PM**

Shut up. Just shut the fuck up. You think that this is some kind of a joke? Is that all you do? Huh, funny girl? Saying the most asinine shit and thinking that you're soooo hilarious! Huh? Stay the fuck away from me. I am not in the mood for any of your buffoonery shit right now. So go on, shoo! Annoying little fuck.

Gator · **12-18-2014, 05:34 PM**

"HIT HER! HIT HER IN HER BITCH FACE! Fuck, where the hell is Joey Styles to scream catfight?"

**Vincent Lane** · **12-18-2014, 05:36 PM**

I got it, dude...

CAT FIGHT!!!!!!

My money's on Burchill, bee tee dubs.

1,000 xbux?

Ruben A. Mitchell · **12-18-2014, 05:42 PM**

I'll take you up on that, Vinnie. Two thousand on the one in short shorts.

Why the hell are you betting on a girl fight that might never happen.

I'm a man. Do I need any other reason?

**Roxy Cotton** · **12-18-2014, 05:45 PM**

There's 3,000 xbux on Caroline?

What are you idiots doing?

Baby, you know I'd stuff both those twats like I was a double-sided tampon, right?

Gator · **12-18-2014, 06:05 PM**

"HA! Tampon, gross... But fuck it, you're on Vinnie! Despite Jill being pretty dog shit, she has the height advantage, maybe? She looks taller."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-18-2014, 06:09 PM**

"Here's a real present to the birthday girl, my dick in her ass."

TJ Wallace · **12-18-2014, 08:30 PM**

"Hit her in the balls!"

Scorpio · **12-18-2014, 10:20 PM**

Caroline O'Hara Burchill · **12-19-2014, 06:41 PM**

Look at you all. Pathetic, illiterate fucks that get a kick from seeing others engaging in meaningless, petty little fights. You all can go fuck yourselves.

JillLorder · **12-19-2014, 06:48 PM**

What's your problem, Caroline? Time of the month for you? Frodo didn't do a good job the other night? Wrong hole?

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · **12-19-2014, 06:51 PM**

(12-19-2014, 06:41 PM)Caroline OHara Burchill Said: Look at you all. Pathetic, illiterate fucks that get a kick from seeing others engaging in meaningless, petty little fights.

"Ayyy, welcome to the XWF chica!"

Caroline O'Hara Burchill · **12-19-2014, 06:56 PM**

(12-19-2014, 06:51 PM)4 x Better Luca Arzegotti Said:
(12-19-2014, 06:41 PM)Caroline OHara Burchill Said: Look at you all. Pathetic, illiterate fucks that get a kick from seeing others engaging in meaningless, petty little fights.

"Ayyy, welcome to the XWF chica!"

Oh, for fuck's sakes...

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-19-2014, 06:58 PM**

"Why would I fuck myself, when I get to fuck you. For three hours straight. Do you know how much cum I can fill you with in that time period?"

**Vincent Lane** · **12-19-2014, 06:58 PM**

Ladies!

No need to get all bent out of shape, unless we're all gonna have us a game of naked Twister!

We're all friends here, man! Let's hug it out!

Caroline O'Hara Burchill · **12-19-2014, 07:03 PM**

You all should be kneeling down before me. Otherwise, you all should just leave.

Now.

JillLorder · **12-19-2014, 07:05 PM**

So, are we going to eat this cake? I never made and brought it here just so that it could go to waste.

**Vincent Lane** · **12-19-2014, 07:15 PM**

Caroline, you seem really upset, man.

Jill has a point. Let's eat the cake, then the three of us can go back to Roxy and I's place and sort all this out.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-19-2014, 07:24 PM**

(12-19-2014, 07:15 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Caroline, you seem really upset, man.

Jill has a point. Let's eat the cake, then the three of us can go back to Roxy and I's place and sort all this out.

"Sorry, but I get her first. You can have my sloppy seconds. A bet is a bet. And Caroline, you want me kneeling in front of you? Tongue out? We'll see if you earn that right later."

Caroline O'Hara Burchill · **12-20-2014, 03:00 PM**

No, you ignoramus fuck. I never meant... Wait, what do you mean if I earn that right? Who the fuck do you think you are?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-20-2014, 04:50 PM**

"King of the dwarves, and the guy who beat you."

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **12-20-2014, 04:53 PM**

Hello, my friends!

Caroline, my dear Queen.

Why in tarnation are you wasting your time with these wastes? That dwarf of all things. You shouldn't get so worked up. I'm not sure he would know what to do with you even if you happened to have a weak moment and he did, in fact, happen to get his hands on you.

And Mister Lane...

The Doctor takes a gulp of whiskey and a long drag from his cigar.

Eh. I'm tired. I suppose I'll take a nap.

The Doctor snuffs out his cigar and leans back in his chair.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-20-2014, 06:44 PM**

"Doctor, in combat I won the right to do with Caroline as I please for three hours. She lost to me. She is the waste."

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **12-20-2014, 07:09 PM**

You're missing my point, Mister Hobbit.

What is it you two are going to do? Go shoe shopping?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-20-2014, 07:56 PM**

"Assfuck. You forgot who I am."

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · **12-20-2014, 08:34 PM**

No. I didn't forget. I just notice you spend more time in your closet with men than women, 'tis all. Come forth from your closet, "King of Faeries."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-20-2014, 09:38 PM**

"I don't need to come out about anything. It's pretty open, when I'm fucked up I usually bang dudes. I'm usually fucked up. It kind of fits. I also fuck goats, sheep, and maybe a llama or two. Your point? That I can't fuck a snatch because I fuck men? Racist."

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