I'm......... Speechless...... Who scripts my promo-esque shit, anyway? I guess it's probably some bitch with no knowledge of good music...... From now, I'm saying things without a script!

Ann tears up some cue cards.

Better. Well, now that that annoying fucking song is out of the way, CM Punk, I want you......



NO! NO! A MATCH you fucking DIPSHIT! ...... I want a match, CM Sucky! That's right. You might have just gotten Cyren as a manager, but I don't give two shits. I ain't afraid of you, and I certainly ain't afraid of no super-saiyan Cy-Duck!

Now, I'm 2-0, if you haven't already heard. That's right. 2-0.... You've got nothing on me, Punk! NOTHING.... In fact, coming up on Madness, I have to bust a guy open to achieve victory. Kinda my forte, dontcha think!?....... And guess what? I already teamed with him...... Sorta...... On Shove-It, so I KNOW what a loser he is. This is gonna be SOOO easy....

Speaking of easy. Gimme an even stipulation, if you want one, a match type, a date for that match to occur. Whatever! I'm in! Hell, I debuted under the stipulation that if I lost, I ended up John Black's manager.... But no, no, no! Instead, I forced him into being little Johnny Madison's BITCH!......

She turns towards another camera for a second.

You're welcome, by the way, Madison....

Then she turns back to the first camera.

Come on, Best-In-The-World! I wanna see if you have what it takes to hit me with the GTS, even with that LOSER Cyren by your damn side......... Hey, I'll even throw in an ice-cream bar...... What do you say, kid? Got what it takes?

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

Fine! I get stipulation and date, haha, you're easier than you appear Thraxx.

Stipulation? Simple, really..Barb wire ropes match.

Date? The first Madness after gauntlet city.

Oh and one other thing. C Y R E N can fight for me,making this an unofficial 2v1 match.


Accept the terms, or get back in the.. Well, you know. Fuck your rules.

ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!

You think you can just toss out any stupid stipulation and I'll say yes? I never said that, did I? I don't think I did.... DO you really think I would give you an advantage? Put myself in a handicap? What the hell makes you think I would ever do that!?!?!?

















I'm in.

P.S. It's cute that you feel the need to have your boyfriend, Cy-Duck, backing you up in the ring. It just EXUDES confidence, doesn't it?

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

Oh Thraxx. Ever so charming. See you there.