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JACK · **11-27-2014, 01:29 AM**

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With Madness over, we move onto Warfare.

As you've seen, the Hidden Order triumphed over Satoko and Jill Lorder.

Granted, there was a betrayal that we should have seen coming, knowing what he has done to others before us.

Were we fools for putting our trust on a man with a dildo crown?

At the time, yes.

Were we fools into thinking that he was the best chance for us to get a victory?

Depends.

He is still very proficient in the art of wrestling, despite his issues.

But for now, we need to look for a replacement.

We know one thing, however.

We will not replace Pest with our opponent, Iris Oppenheimer.

It isn't because she's a woman.

It isn't because her cheerful personality disgusts even the most tolerable of men, even though it does.

It's because she has no control over her own mind.

Her mind makes her believe things that aren't true.

People in this business cannot get along.

You cannot make friends in this business.

And you most certainly cannot trust anyone in this business.

They're lessons that translate over in the real world, too.

Maybe you'll be able to learn that eventually.

But for now, we must fight, not as friends, but as true combatants.

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The static cuts to a scene in a suburban backyard, where kids appear to be standing around a trampoline while looking hyped as hell. The kids appear to be wearing either t-shirts (with or without sleeves) or no shirts at all with whatever pants or shorts they could put on at the time. Not too far away from the kids, there's a ton of weapons, lawn ornaments, and some garden tools. Their excitement only rises as a teenager slides through the netting and bounces up and down on the trampoline slightly. The teen is seen wearing a top hat and a cape that he pulled out of someone's old magic kit. He also has on some swim trunks with a wife beater draping over it. He has a sheepish smile on his face as he listens to all of the cheers the kids are giving him. In his hand, he's holding a megaphone as an impromptu microphone to announce an upcoming match.

Teen: Welcome, boys and girls, to TW2!

The children start to cheer louder at the mention of this. The teen smiles wider, almost to the point where it looks like his face is about to tear right off.

Teen: Alrighty! I'm glad to see that you all are as stoked as I am! How's about we get right down to the first match!?

The kids cheer just as loud as before, making him drop his head and remove his hat, revealing names written down on tiny slips of paper. He drops the megaphone and dips his hand into the top hat and begins to rummage through for names. Once he pulls out two names from said hat, he places it back on his head and picks up the megaphone to announce the very unskilled fighters taking the first match.

Teen: Up first in this no DQ one fall match, we have the one, the only, CHUUUUUUUUUUUBS!!!

A fat white kid slides through the net and flexes his "muscles" to show that he's really tough. This gets a hearty laugh from the teenager, who pats him on the head. "Chubs" gets cheers from the crowd of kids.

Teen: And his opponent, from the depths of hell itself, the Raging Inferno, XTREEEEEEME FIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!

Some kid in a plastic old Kane mask slides into the trampoline, getting countless boos from the kids and the host himself. Not liking this, "Xtreme Fire" snatches the megaphone from the teenager to trash talk all the young "wrestlers".

XF: You all boo me because I suck, right? Well that's not what your moms told me when I sucked them off last night!

The child audience boos even louder, making Chubs laugh aloud. Not wanting them to boo any more, he snatches the megaphone from XF and speaks to the audience with a rather small smile on his face, mostly because his cheeks seem to be devouring his mouth.

Chubs: Do you want to hear this kid talk? Or do you want to see me beat his face in?!?

This garners multiple cheers from the crowd. The teenager takes the megaphone away and slides out of the trampoline. He rings the imaginary bell as the children bounce around and hit each other with punches and really sloppy dropkicks. The teenager enters through the sliding door to his parent's kitchen, where a few more teenagers can be seen playing the newest CoD game. The teen smiles and dips his hand into a cooler to grab some beer to drink.

Teen: I don't know about you guys, but this backyard wrestling thing I put up for the kids was perhaps the greatest idea I ever had.

Teen 2: Yeah, Kev, with them distracting each other with violence, there'll be no one to stop us from our no scoping.

Kev laughs along with his buddy, chugging down the beer he grabbed from the cooler as he watches his friend gets about five headshots in the course of a minute without dying.

Teen 2: I just can't believe that both of our parents left us in charge of their daycare services. I thought for sure they'd leave the nursing duties to Gary, ya know?

Kevin: Yeah, the dude's crazy about kids.

Teen 2: It surprises me just it much as it does you, dude. Hey, check how that match is going. Did they bring weapons into it yet?

Kevin takes a peek outside to look at the match that's currently going on. Sure enough, weapons were just introduced to the match, as Xtreme Fire is seen hitting Chubs with a chair repeatedly. He smiles and looks back at his friend.

Kevin: Yeah. Yeah, they brought in the weapons.

Kevin turns back around to look at the carnage that the kids are putting each other through. Chubs is seen getting ready to stand up while XF is trying his hardest to get the most height out of his jump to put the kid down with. Out of the corner of Kevin's eye, however, he notices a bandaged man staring over the fence, seemingly staring at the current fight going on between the two kids with hatred and disdain. This creeps the teen out quite a bit and turns around to warn his friend about the strange bandaged man who appeared on their backyard.

Kevin: Hey, Garret, have you seen that strange guy in the bandaged wraps standing over there?

Garret chuckles at what his friend just told him.

Garret: You never told me that you couldn't hold your liquor man! You just grabbed yourself one beer and you're already telling me that you see mummies? Man, you crack me up.

Kevin: No, seriously, dude, I swear that I see a mummy out here and I think that he'll hurt the kids somehow. Just put the damn game down and look, will ya?

Garret: Alright, mom. I'll look out the window for any scary mummies that might take the kids away.

Garret looks out the window with Kevin in search of the bandaged man that could possibly take the kids away. All they find is a fence, the same two kids in the trampoline, and a ton of children still watching the fight going on in front of them. Garret mockingly screams softly at Kev's expense.

Garret: Oh my God, not a fence! What kind of satanist would build such a useful border to keep neighbors off of our land?!?

He then laughs at his friends expense, which results in him pushing him off out of anger.

Kevin: Shut the fuck up, man! I swear that I saw a mummy out there!

Garret: Aw whatever man. The beer's too much for you anyways. Just go outside and call the match, will ya?

Kevin: Fine.

The scene instantly cuts from there.

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