"I don't understand why in the hell some pedophile is in the XWF. He should be on the FBI's Most Wanted List, not in a god damn wrestling federation!"


Jill shook her head and chugged down the rest of the water she was drinking before bringing her attention back over to Monica, her best friend. Monica simply chuckled and sipped her tea as Jill continued on her little vocal rant. Jill later frowned at her.


"It's not funny! This dude should seriously be in prison right now! God, why hasn't anyone tipped him off to the police yet?" Lorder shook her head in disgust before going over to the pantry and rummaging through the cans and bags in search of something to munch on. Monica quirked a slender brow as she watched Jill.


"Shouldn't you, you know, be off to the gym to train for your upcoming match? Especially since this match is a very important one? You shouldn't be shoving down all of those damn cookies down your throat like some starving Ethiopian kid."


"Hey, that is so not cool! Don't say stuff like that. And besides, I already trained this morning. Hop off of me, would you?"


"What? It's true, y'know. You don't wanna go into that big match of yours on Tuesday looking like Mama June's long lost sister. You know that bitch got chin rolls for days. Pfft. That fucking fat bitch got more rolls and hills on her than China."


"Where is the chill..?" Jill shook her head and sighed while Monica cackled in laughter. Usually Jill would chime in on her friend's sense of humor, but she had been feeling a bit tense as of lately. Perhaps it was the nerves and pre-match jitters that were getting to her. After all, her next match for the XWF was going to be huge: a number one contender's match for the tag team championships. The more insane part was that this was only going to be her third match with the federation. Her third match. Some might argue that she and her tag team partner Satako were still too green to be competing for contentionship of the tag team titles, but isn't that the beauty of the XWF? There have been a select few of wrestlers who won a championship within a month of their debut. Of course, Jill sought out to be one of the lucky ones to go down that path and win the titles, along with Satoko.


"Come on Jill, you know that was funny!" Monica continued to laugh as she got up to get herself more tea, lightly jabbing Jill on the arm in a playfulplayful manner. Jill pretended to act as if she was hurt while Monica stuck her tongue out at her.


You're such a jerk.


But you still love me. An imp little smirk came across Monica's face as she poked Jill on the cheek and went back to sit on the couch. Jill rolled her eyes, seemingly unamused, before going back to munching on her cookies contently.