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AerialKnight · **11-21-2014, 12:17 PM**

Johnathan Heartsford is seen watching the only known Tessmocker promo in the XWF archives, since the only others have probably been burned in the furnace in the editing process. However, instead of watching it looking for things to mock him with, he looks like he's been put through hell just listening to whatever the fuck section of French-Canada this accent is from. After listening to a few more sentences, He is rubbing his head to relieve a headache that he just received from listening to him speak. He sighs in aggravation before even trying to speak to the little flying bot.

"You know, I didn't think that anyone would truly believe that they are ready to earn a title shot on their second match. From what I've been taught, you usually have to earn enough experience in order to get what you want. You can't just show up for one match and just get a title shot on your second day, it goes against work ethics. But apparently, Shane sees something in this third generation cretin, so he gets a shot at something many competitors can only dream about receiving, a shot at a very prestigious title that can carry you far if you know what you're doing with it."

He chuckles and cracks a small smile.

"I doubt a man that calls himself the personification of greatness deserves anything in this federation, much less a guy that was probably somehow related to the creation of that God awful Highlander cartoon. If you don't know what that is, good, keep it that way. If you're curious enough to look it up on Youtube, don't bother, I did it for you."

"You see how shit that looked? You see how it completely ignores the Highlander series altogether? Yeah, that was just the intro. The actual cartoon gets worse. And do you know who created this absolute monstrosity of a cartoon? The French Canadians. Yeah, the French Canadians ruin a lot of things once they take part in it; from animation to wrestling."

The knight chuckles again.

"I can't help but wonder; what exactly does Mr.

see in this man? Is it his witty wordplay? Let's look at the first sentences he utters once the cameras start rolling and find out."

He holds out a remote and rewinds the footage back to the start of the promo. As soon as he gets to Rich's first sentence, he presses play and lets the footage speak for itself.

Quote:Téssmocker: Please get m'y good side. Wait.....m'y entire body is my good side. Carry on.

The knight pauses the promo and groans in annoyance. He buries his face in his hands and shakes his head in disbelief.

"Oh my God, that was so damn generic!"

He removes his hands from his face and looks back up at the filming bot.

"As you can see, he's not very good with his wordplay. In fact, he's very, very bad at it. But what about trash talk? How good is he at making all of us feel like garbage? Well let's find out."

He fast forwards the tape to the point where he first talks trash about America and the people that reside in it.

Quote:Look at this, i am not even an Americain but i can still speak proper english than an actual Americain. Oh the irony.

Instead of reacting with more groans of anguish, he raises an eyebrow out of confusion. He clearly didn't understand anything that Tessmocker said.

"That's not even close to the correct pronunciation. Hell, what did he even try to say about America? He has better grammar than us? It's forgivable in an 'English isn't your first language' kind of way. However, you better start learning, because that's all we speak here in the XWF. You're such a damn hypocrite."

He rolls his eyes, annoyed by all of the gifts that he's received from the federation head.

"And yet I'm supposed to believe that this French-oh wait, French Canadian assclown thinks he deserves to be the next TV Champion? A person who's a mixture of cowardly and boring thinks he deserves a shot at Gator? Hell, he'd have a better chance trying to take a steak from a hungry lion. You know, I thought that Shane picked you to be his 'Golden Boy' because you were a great athlete and had superb in ring ability. But I see now that he picked you for one of two reasons: you are either some spoiled brat from whatever woman Shane had sex with and thinks that you're his true son that deserves his TLC, or you were pissed on by Shane and he's treating you as his 'Golden Boy' as a massive joke."

He laughs mockingly at the Frenchie's choice of nickname.

"I'm going to give it to you straight from this point on, okay Dick? You say that being the greatest isn't a gimmick? So is my promise of knocking you the fuck out. You see, I'm in this federation to win, too. Do you think that I'm willing to lie down for a generic piece of shit like you? Fuck no, I'm going to knock that head of yours clean off and hit you with Knightfall. Those words aren't a part of my gimmick, no sir, I'm legitimately threatening the end of your career in the center of that ring."

He smiles as he ejects the tape from the VHS.

"Hell, I don't think you're worth half of the shit I just said to you. Am I jealous of all the shit you have? Fuck yeah I am. Who wouldn't want all the shit you have just from getting your ass kicked? But I can't help thinking that you're making most of that shit up. Maybe all of the things you said you have are just a part of your gimmick you claim to not have. Then again, what would I know? I'm just a fighter who's smart enough to see straight through your bullshit."

He picks up the VHS tape and stares at it for a second before throwing it into the wall with incredible force, breaking it instantly.

"That's going to be you on Tuesday. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to figure out how to deal with this voice that keeps calling itself my 'Doubt'. Cambot."

BEEP BEEP.

"Turn off."

The scene instantly cuts to black.

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