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AerialKnight · **11-18-2014, 09:21 PM**

"So, Monolith had some last minute announcements about me before Warfare comes around, eh? I might as well make some of my own if that's how he wants to play. I'm not afraid to stoop to his level."

"So, you complain that you're stuck in the midcard, which must be the largest midcard in the world if you believe that. You talk about how you are the one that will rise up above the rest because you're a gigantic blob of fat that rose to the top once before. You think that I'll just be another easy target that you could demolish in order to rise to stardom once again. You know, there's a reason as to why I have such a good reputation. I am consistent. I promise everyone that I will fight my hardest in every single match that I'm in.

"Will I job to you? Fuck no I won't. I'll find someway to take you out, even if it means that I have to take down those gigantic hunks of steak you call legs. Am I scrawny? Fuck yeah I am, but that's because I work out after all the fast food I eat. Unlike you, you just let it sit in hopes to chase after your dream career as a sumo wrestler. Trust me, after your arteries burst in the middle of that ring, you'll want to think twice before stuffing your face in with those spicy foods you love so much.

"Face it Monolith, your time in the spotlight is coming to an end, and the new generation is coming in to claim it. Know who that new generation involves? Me. Louis D'Ville, Vinnie Lane, Gator, Harrison, God rest his soul, Maverick, Ghost Tank, Mick Manson, and the list goes on and on. As much as I talk shit about the other guys, they know that they deserve any sort of recognition the veterans give us, even if it's as simple as calling us by our names. Hell, by calling me by my name, you've already admitted that I deserve to be at the top as much as you. Doesn't help with that Super Mario comparison you made about me either."

The knight clears his throat to pull off his best Super Mario impression.

"Hoo-hoo! Thank you for-a putting me at such-a high honor! It's a privilege to be compared to one of-the best video game-a protagonists of all-a time!"

He laughs at Monolith's expense. To him, comparing him to Super Mario wasn't very smart of the very next Burger King.

"Seriously? Super Mario? That's really the best you've got? That's not even clever! That's like me saying 'You know, you remind me of Bowser. not because you're a credible threat, but because you're so fucking huge, it disgusts me.' Granted it's true, but that reeks of unoriginality. It isn't something you would catch me saying more than once.

"Besides, you stated the fucking obvious. Yes I'm small, yes I jump around a lot, but what does that have to do with breaking my bones? Is your size supposed to intimidate me? Is it supposed to compare yourself to a semi truck that will squash me like a bug? Well not when the bug can fly out of your reach. Not when the bug is about ten times faster and healthier than the truck is. Running low on gas? Having engine problems? Because you think that you can keep me down while your bulbous grease ball of a chest would keep me down. That might have worked two years ago, but this isn't the end of the Mayan calendar, is it? No, I've adapted.

"Hell, I fought some fatass that was about five hundred pounds of pure fat and managed to take him out with the greatest of ease! What makes you think that you stand a slimmer of a chance against me? Because you have a mask? Holy shit, you have a mask! Well, I might as well pack up my things and head on home because this fat man has a mask!"

Johnathan laughs again at the big guy's expense.

"The knight always, always slays the beast at the end of the story, whether you want to believe it or not."

He smiles confidently, believing he has the match in the bag.

"Cambot."

BEEP BEEP.

"Turn off."

The scene cuts to black.

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