"You know what's funny? South Park... And Frodo making himself look like an idiot in the first sentence he says for the third or fourth time in a row. Predictability. Frodo is predictable. Me I'm not. Frodo thinks being predictable means being better than him and proving him wrong every step of the way, swatting away everything he says because I don't care. If I'm so predictable then why the hell are you leaving yourself open for so much abuse? Why do you continuously fail to be a decent opponent? Why do you let down these people who root for you and why the hell aren't you trying to be funny anymore? Is this big, bad serious Frodo? This straight faced cunt who is trying way too hard to make me feel worthless is not working man. Try harder. Be better. Because seriously right now I think you want to lose. That's what it feels like anyway, it's sad dude. Truly, truly sad. Why are you so sad Frodo? Is it because you have nothing left in the tank at this point, you've run out of stuff to say so you're just rehashing your old points, yet again. Fuck, same shit different day with you isn't it."
"Gotta love how I don't mean shit but your trying to be better than me every promo. Try and fail bee tee dub. Okay, let's prove just how much better I am than this piece of shit right now yet again, fuck this is getting old fast. You know, before I start, I was kinda looking forward to this. I had fun with Simon at War Games with our back and forth and I wanted to have that amount of fun again with the genuine article. Frodo, you disappointed me and made children cry. You fucking let down. Okay let's get started shall we. Frodo says some dumb shit about how I'm going to do wrestling moves and use the cage to my advantage in our match... Yup, that's what I'm going to do. That's how these things usually go down, thought you would have known that by now but if you need to say what's going to happen in the match to remember it, that's cool. We all have our traditions before a match, if that's what you do, it's fucking weird and dumb but okay."
Frodo Said: haven't been giving a shit the entire time. Yeah, image how glorious that has to be.
"I'm guessing you meant imagine there, it's okay man, words can be hard. Yeah, I kinda guessed you weren't taking this match one hundred percent seriously with how poor your performance has been this week. Also I know you're lying again because you always fucking lie and when you know you're going to lose you go ahead and say dumb shit like that. You know what man, I'm kinda half assing this thing too. I already said off the bat I don't take you seriously hence the reason I've been laughing my ass off every time I watch one of your promos, because you've got this fucking act on that you don't care but try so fucking hard to one up me only for me to knock you down again. That must be embarrassing right? To know deep down that you are trying so hard to win this match and you look over to me and I'm just laughing at you, because you don't mean shit. Fuck, I almost feel bad for you. *Yawn* sorry, I didn't have much sleep last night, kept waking up making sure Todd wasn't trying to get into my asshole, he's been having these crazy gay dreams and I don't want to deal with him sleepwalking into my room and I'm getting off track, what's next?"
"Oh, yeah you excepting defeat that's it. Lazily going through the same shit you said before. You Frodo, you win this match, Manson is good really! No really he's good, he's not a fucking failure trying to copy off another fucking failure. Please tell me this, if you don't care about this match then why are you even trying? Copy off the guy's who supposedly didn't take me seriously in my previous match, do nothing and say nothing. The fact that you've had to do all this shows that you want to win, it shows that you care about this match but now! Because your inevitable loss is a day away, suddenly you don't care. You're like a fucking child. An ugly, brainless, sackless, let down, pathetic child. Jesus, I'm sick of hearing the same old shit from you. Yes I lost to Griffin, I accept that. That loss doesn't mean that I can't kick your ass. With all those losses that piled up as you said when you came here, you probably lost to Griffin, you definitely lost to worse than Griffin. You're the one who thinks he's the best thing ever but constantly acts like a fucking idiot. You're the one who wants to be the biggest star the world has ever seen but keeps getting knocked down the ladder. You're the one who needs some fucking educating. You're bragging about how you got a title shot in your first month after beating Dim. I got my title shot early on too, I got thrown into that match because a GM or GMs wanted me in that match. You think having one less match than me means you deserved yours? Fuck no. You always need some comic relief on a show, just so happens you were the closest. I didn't think I earned a shot, but the people did and I went on to win the belt. How did your match fair? Another loss I'm guessing."
"... Lindsey Stirling is pretty cute. And she shreds on the violin. Not sure what comparing a 100 pound musician to me has to do with anything but I can excuse your ADD this time. Do you have ADD? Do you feel like you haven't produced a good promo if there isn't at least one pretty picture or youtube video? Trust me man, you can put sugar on shit but it's still a turd, just because you pretty up your promos they're still your lame ass promos. Oh love how you go for the I'm still covered in shit, showing a picture of me, not covered in shit. Mother fucker I'm not some poor bastard who can't afford a washer and dryer unlike you, walking around in baby Gap clothes you found in the dumpster unable to throw them into the washing machine at laundromat because you and your weird midget hands can't reach that high."
Frodo Said:That leads me to believe that you'll forget that I'm going to hit you with a superkick, or a Shayouken! Hell, you'll probably forget that I even am supposed to be in the match.
"You can do a superkick!?!! HOW!? Fuck can you even reach above my thigh? Do you aim for the balls? Because that's Todd's move, why you steal Todd's shit Frodo? That's just low.... No pun intended. But yeah, go for a superkick, I mean I've never countered a superkick before. It's not like I learned how to dodge them and deliver a strike of my own or anything. So you go for that superkick or that cute little uppercut of yours. I love that line by the way, I'll probably forget that your supposed to be in the match. Hahaha, it's too easy... To remind me that you're in the match I'll just have to look down. I'll probably forget that your in the match because of your crap offense and defense, I'll probably forget because I'm being lightly tapped by your baby hands. And to remind myself that you are actually in fact in the match, I will have to go to the trouble of moving my eyes to the floor, where you have made your home with the mat, twitching and writhing in pain but how? I never touched you. Why would you be injured already? Oh, you're playing possum because you're a little bitch, or did the air shift and knock you over when I moved my head? What a quandary. Don't make fun of Autistic kids Frodo. Your kids have that right? Why would you insult your kids like that? You're a terrible father."
"Two videos about mentally handicapped kids because Frodo forget how to speak again.... Okay he remembered to move his tongue this time, he's speaking again. Okay, so you go on about joining a bunch of nobodies, a week after joining a bunch of nobodies yourself. Smart. Then you go on about Todd who was picked to be Black Circle bag boy. I'm going to say to you the same thing I said to Pest. Do you honestly believe anyone of those guys would waste time and effort molding Todd into a somebody? They'd have a better chance making you a threat! And stop bringing up Lane, I know you love to copy off people and you want to be like Pest and start trolling Lane but from how you talk about him it sounds like you want to suck his dick. Just ask him out for a drink and date rape him, fuck with how Vinnie drinks and eats drugs like Halloween sweets he'll probably pass out himself then you can finally suck that dick you've been chasing for so long. Moving on, at this point dude, I wouldn't bring up the odds of beating you. With how you've been acting this week a moth brushing past your ear could take you down right now. Seriously with how you've started talking to me it starting to sound more like how you really feel about yourself, rather than you feel about me. You've hit your prime and you've toppled over, you've faced nobodies for a long time and haven't got anywhere. I mean the big names started off at the bottom and worked there way up, you, you're still picking fights with guys who joined last week."
"But congrats for reading my win, loss record. Did I bring these guys up at all? Like did I start this week off by saying I beat Scully so I'm the best? No, I fucking didn't, stop trying to put words in my mouth you stupid prick. I'm still young, I'm still pretty fresh despite being bored of everyone as of late, I have a long way to go, I know that. I'm taking my time, and you? You're going to be another nobody in that list of wins, next week I'll go into a match and my opponent will say you beat Frodo? That fucking nobody! I honestly think I should just record you, because you've said the same things in every promo, because unlike me you lack actual thoughts, you can't pick apart my stuff like I can with you, you can't be better than me because you just plain suck. Frodoesn't know he's in a losing battle, Frodon't know what he's in for, Frocan't hold a candle to me because he doesn't have the talent he thinks he has. So, thanks Frodo. Thanks for wasting my fucking time with this poor excuse of match. You better be ready to say sorry afterwards, wanna practice with me? It's an nice simple word."
Frodo Said:Because that worked so awesomely when Lane did it. The problem with Gator doing all of this is stimple.
"Simple word Frodo, almost there buddy. It's a very simple word, say it with me. Sorry. That's all you got to say and this can be over quicker. Ain't I nice guy, giving you last chance to admit defeat before I embarrass you in that cage. Giving you the last word this week with what I expect will be another amazing promo were you say the same old shit without making any progress. Try and think real fucking hard before you open your dumb mouth this time, I'd hate to see you fuck up again in your last chance to actually prove your worth a damn. So you have two choice to make here, one you can try and actually put out something good, try and get the verbal victory over me, you can try and fail or option two you can stick to your guns and prove how little you care about me and say nothing, like thos dudes in the title match did. So, you gonna respond, try and win and prove you were lying and that you do care? Or will you not say anything and accept defeat in this match but keep your dignity at the least?"
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