Justin! Open up, it's me: Jill!


Jill had been knocking on the front door of Justin Sane's residence for five minutes. Apparently Jill wanted to come over and swing by his place just to see how he was doing. That's what friends do after all, right? Although the two hadn't made some kind of interaction with one another in quite some time, Jill wanted to learn more about her new pal. Maybe knocking at the door like a mad woman and yelling at the top of her lungs wasn't the proper way of trying to get her friend to come down, but Jill was too eager. Just like a child on Christmas Eve, Jill looked as if she was about to blow and couldn't contain her excitement. Lorder had brought a lovely little gift for Sane that she hid behind her back.



And so, Jill continued to knock.

He's with another chick.

How YOU doin'?

Oh me, oh my. How is everyone. Are we all waiting for Justin Sane? I do believe he has a little sister, I cam to ask about her. How are you, Lane?

"Are you serious Vinnie? Why waste your time with this whore when you already have Roxy...wait that's not much better."

I'm committed to Roxy, Johnny. She'd like a girlfriend of her own is all... nothing wroing with a little polyamory, in my opinion. Be careful when you talk about her, dude.

Ugh...

Hi, Pest.

How's your ass after that Dildo Bed? I do apologize, but when I get paid for a job, it does have to happen.

I'm not interested in him. Justin and I are friends.

Knight... N'aw, I got an admirer! Always stalking me and having something to say, I see. You're always ready to pounce on someone and just get down in their throats like some fiesty little lion. You shouldn't just pop out of nowhere like that and run your mouth when it isn't needed. And--


Matter of fact, why the hell are all of you here?!

You can go ahead and bring Knight with you to the closet. I think that'll lift his spirits and he won't have to act like a damn sour puss all the time.

"Is that the best you've got? Weak. Were you playing with your pussy to come up with that while you pussied out of the tourney? You can do better than that, ya filthy wench."

Oh, right. Sorry that I left you hung and dry out there, but you see, I had more important things that I needed to tend to. Now that I think about it, you're not even worth it. I'm not going to waste my time on you. You can come back to me when you've actually showed why you should be considered a "threat" here. Now, you either stop with the damn attitude or you can skedaddle back over to your piss hole.

// Knocking. Voices. What the fuck is interrupting my slumber at this hour? Bleary eyed, I crawl out of bed, grabbing a black t-shirt as my feet hit the floor and throwing it on. Annoyance etched all over my face, I make my way to the front door. Upon opening it, I see Vinnie Lane, Pest, Aerial Knight, Frodo and Jill Lorder all standing in my front yard. Bewildered, perplexed, I stare at them. //

"The fuck are you all doing at my house?!"

Pretty sure we're all here to get a threesome going, dude, but we all seem to have different ideas as to who should be involved.

"All talk and no show. If you want to threaten me, have shit to back up what you say. You fucking lost to Ghost Tank, the fucker who then went on to lose to Mastermind. You haven't showed up to a fucking thing ever since you lost. All of a sudden you come back and think that you deserve a tag title shot with someone who truly deserves it, and he's more willing to keep a fucking promise than you'll ever be. Am I worth your time? No, no, no, the real question should be, "Are you worth my time," because if you aren't going to show up to a damn thing, what makes you think you have a chance against the rest of us?"

He scoffs.

"Just like a woman. Typical."

He then notices that Sane has come home and proceeds to make his leave.

"Don't mind me, Sane one, I was just making my leave. Maybe you can smack some sense into this bitch while she's here, though."

"Yeah, you take your leave, Knight. As for the rest of you, unless you've got a damn good reason, I suggest you do the same. Your threesome doesn't count Lane, I only see one chick here and I don't feel like a spit roast for breakfast, pal."

Ew, gross, dude, I didn't mean with you!

Roxy wants Jill to come back to our place and have a little fun, that's all.

"Oh, well in the case... foursome?"

"Frodo, I think the neighbours have a pet hamster, maybe you could try your luck over there? The old lady is about 70, maybe you could blow the cobwebs off her. Seriously man, you got some issues."

"Yeah, sure. Except, when I get really horny, I don't turn up at another guys house. I usually find some bird to bang."

"Knight is all yours buddy, leave Jill to me. No way are you going to be in the same room naked with me, we all know you'd be trying to get in Sane."

Did I hear something about an orgy?

A random lowrider appears in front of Justin's Street and an unnamed man comes out the car and enters the house. All he smelt is the scent of sex and regret with a mixture of seeing a "sex" party.

Man... no wonder why Jill has this much attention... plus, I want to see this "sex" fueled party.

Then this man just sets up a metal chair and sits on looking this "party".

"I'm not sure what you're doing inside my house, Wrestler82, but we are all still out the front. Why don't you go and grab us all some Coronas out of the fridge and drag your ass back out here with the rest of us."

He brings out the Carona beers and gives it to everyone on his front yard.

He drinks a sip and almost got into an altercation with Frodo.