A nazi king struggles to push his little brother into following in his footsteps.

This is a theatrical performance dedicated to John Madison. No real XWF wrestlers were used/harmed in his film.

We fade in to John Madison's house late at night, with the picture being in pure black and white. Peter Gilmour is sound asleep in John's spare bedroom, dreaming of Rose Smith's cock and all that. Suddenly, we hear a crash coming from the outside, like the sound of a window being broken by a dildo. The sound startles Peter awake as his eyes widen. He speculates where the sound came from and walks up to his bedroom window which overlooks the driveway. He peaks through the blinds and sure enough, it's a couple of who have broken into John's black F-150. Scorpio is carrying a baseball bat while Frodo's gay ass is the one using a spiked dildo. Despite all of the noise, John is unable to sense what is happening in the other room. This could be due to his loss of hearing or the date that he's fucking. Peter runs to John's bedroom where he hears the screaming taking place. He walks in on John who's doing his bitch missionary while shitting into his hand and rubbing it in her face. Peter wants to gag at the sight, or --even worse-- the smell of the room. He tries to alert John, but John is too preoccupied, now jamming his shit-covered fingers into the woman's mouth.

"John..."

"John!"

John's date freaks out as she tugs on the bed sheets to cover her shit covered tits.

"FUCK! Not again! GET OUT! Fuckin' perv."

"Holy shit, Peter. Have you ever heard of knocking? If you're hungry; I told you, the kitchen is downstairs!"

Tara is already wiping the feces off of her face. She must not be in the mood for shit covered sex anymore.

"Sorry, Tara. I've explained it to that like ten times now. I mean, last night he came in here and started chewing on my foot."

"John, listen! There's some outside. I think it's Scorpio and Frodo. Yeah, those fags are breaking into your truck!"

John pops up to his feet, forgetting about Tara and the shit that's covering him up to his elbows.

"Is he strapped?"

"Huh?"

"Come on, Peter! I mean, is he wearing a fucking dildo?"

"I don't know!"

John reaches into his nightstand and procures his Glock. He smacks an 8 round magazine into the well and cocks a round into the chamber. John races down the stairs with the Glock pointed out in front of him. He looks through the window that overlooks his front porch and sees Scorpio with his back turned to the door. John quietly approaches the door. He pauses momentarily before snapping his foot forward and kicking through it. Scorpio turns around, but before he can lift a finger, John's already put a bullet in his head! The other , Frodo Smackins, sees John and tries to hightail it off the property. John stops Frodo dead in his tracks as he shoots him in the back of the knee, causing him to fall flat on the ground.

"Yeah! Kill that , John!"

John looks back and sees Peter, wearing his Black Circle colors proudly as he cheers John for single handedly dismantling Scorpio and Frodo. John rips off Frodo's strap on dildo, causing him to cry like Peter Gilmour when we used to tease him for being fat.

"You should have learned your place the first time I fucked you up in the ring!"

John grabs Frodo by the neck as he yells in his face.

"I ran over my father with that truck, and you come to my house late at night to shit on it?! You threatened Peter! That's it, put your mouth on the curb!"

Frodo bites the curb, crying like Peter did when we would call Rose Smith a man.

"Now suck my dick!"

John lifts the dildo over is head and dildo stomps Frodo's head into the curb! Peter screams in horror at the sight of Frodo's skull being crushed by the dildo. He didn't expect John to go through with it. After all, there's no way that Peter could have ever done such a thing on his own. Sure, he dreamed of doing it on multiple occasions, but actually going through with it-- that's a completely different story.

Narrator: This is all similar to the night where John Madison orchestrated the greatest upset victory in the history of the XWF. Sure, Peter Gilmour and his equally brother The Dimallisher, earned bragging rights. But who really scored that game point for Team Special? Who really hit the layup that sent those packing? It certainly was not the chicken parm king.

It was John Madison and his Black Circle. John may not admit to it, but he knows it's true.

Just have a look at the evidence.

Quote:Scorpio is the first of the four to start stirring followed by Frodo. The two men make it to their feet and quickly go to work Gilmour, blasting away at his body with kicks and punches. Madison picks up the crow bar from earlier and with one violent swing takes out the knee of Frodo which draws the attention of Scorpio who then unloads on Madison.

Quote:Enigma comes up from behind Scorpio and throws him towards the ropes, Scorpio ducks an attempted clothesline from Enigma but it’s all for naught as Sebastian Duke absolutely destroys Scorpio with a SOUL SHOT!!!!

Quote:Luca cracked Frodo over the back of the head with Peter’s weapon of choice Barbie!! The bat splits in half after connecting with the back of Frodo’s skull.

Quote:Scorpio flies through the air. But he gets caught in the jaw with the handle end of the cattle prod! Dimallisher makes his way back to his feet. He stares down John Madison. John looks at each of his boys. Then Frodo and Scorpio lying on the mat. Then Pete, and finally back at Dimallisher.

ZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPP!

Madison just prodded Dim! And the big man falls right on top of Frodo Smackins. Gilmour piles on! Then Madison! Duke! NAZI! Enigma! The entire The Black Circle along with Pete and Dim are covering the dwarf, Frodo Smackins!

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Narrator: All of that was organized by John Madison. It couldn't have been Peter because we all remember how Peter didn't want The Black Circle's help. In fact, he begged John Madison not to use The Black Circle.

But of course, Peter Gilmour is powerless when it comes to decisions like that. Peter is powerless, period. If John wants a full fledged Black Circle beat down, then he'll order it with or without Peter's consent. John needed to win that night, and he couldn't do it with Peter or The Dimallisher, so he called for back up.

Not only did John carry Peter Gilmour to tag team gold, but he gave Peter a free pass to compete for the Universal championship.

John does all of this for Peter, and what does he get in return?

Quote:Peter Gilmour: Now onto my good buddy, my compadre, John Madison. How you doing Maddy? Haven't heard much from you lately. What's up with that? Too busy sucking Theo's dick? What the fuck man? I thought we were friends!

We may be "friends" but this Wednesday night, I will be your own worst enemy.

What do you have to say about that, John? What a friend you have there!

The scene fades to black as the credits roll.


Moments later, the camera shifts away from the rolling credits to show John Madison who was watching the short film on his laptop. He leans back in his chair, drinking his scotch, while digesting the message delivered in the American History X spoof. Is it true? Did he really carry Peter Gilmour to the Tag Team Titles? Well, he didn't care about any of that shit-- not at the moment. What really stuck out to him about this flick was the closing message. The closing message which might be the only factual part of the film.

Quote:Peter Gilmour: I will be your own worst enemy.

"Oh, Peter. What have you done?"

John shakes his head and takes a swig of Johnnie Walker Black Label. What will he have to say about Peter Gilmour's threats?