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Hire me, pussies
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#1
10-25-2014, 07:49 PM

With the recent loss of respect for Proxy, I've decided to enter the hitman business. Pay me XBux, and I will hurt the people you want hurt. I do frame jobs, special jobs, hidden jobs, all of it. Pay me, Pussies.
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#2
10-25-2014, 08:45 PM

Oooooh me too! I'd love to hit on whoever you wish for me to. Hysteria Inc. open for business! And I charge reasonably.

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#3
10-25-2014, 08:46 PM

Ill give you 200 if you can get maverick to tell the truth for once
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#4
10-26-2014, 11:05 AM

u forgot u do BLOW JOBS ;)

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#5
10-26-2014, 11:57 AM

(10-26-2014, 11:05 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u forgot u do BLOW JOBS ;)

Petey, you seem a little too happy about that. Just saying...

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#6
10-26-2014, 12:09 PM

(10-25-2014, 08:46 PM)X-Pac Said: Ill give you 200 if you can get maverick to tell the truth for once

"Wow. That's just cold. You are SO yellow- bellied you have to hire PEST as a hitman to come after me, instead of facing me one- on- one. Don't even hide behind your Kliq either. If you just tell me to grab some tag partners and face you and the Kliq, you're just showing me you're too much of a pussy to even face me in a fair fight, one- on- one. Considering the fact I beat Michael McBride, John Samuels, Mr. Proxy, Cain, Gein, and Monolith, and ALSO considering the fact I am the soon- to- be Television Champion, the likes of you are child's play. Honestly, I have no idea why I'm giving you the chance to face me once more. The way I've been going, and with the matches I have booked, I should be moving on the bigger and better fish here in this pond. Not rotting, decaying scum like you. However, I'll be generous. Just name your date and stipulation. If I'm booked that date, I'm sure you can find somewhere else to move that match to."

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#7
10-26-2014, 01:15 PM

(10-26-2014, 12:09 PM)Maverick Said: "Considering the fact I beat Michael McBride, John Samuels, Mr. Proxy, Cain, Gein, and Monolith, and ALSO considering the fact I am the soon- to- be Television Champion, the likes of you are child's play."

"I... I-I am getting sick of this. You beat me? No. I manhandled you. I manhandled Venomous. I went toe to toe with Morbid, LH and Doc. You didn't beat me. I beat you."

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#8
10-26-2014, 01:29 PM

(10-26-2014, 01:15 PM)Gein Said:
(10-26-2014, 12:09 PM)Maverick Said: "Considering the fact I beat Michael McBride, John Samuels, Mr. Proxy, Cain, Gein, and Monolith, and ALSO considering the fact I am the soon- to- be Television Champion, the likes of you are child's play."

"I... I-I am getting sick of this. You beat me? No. I manhandled you. I manhandled Venomous. I went toe to toe with Morbid, LH and Doc. You didn't beat me. I beat you."

"Really? So your hand was raised as the victor? Try again."

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#9
10-26-2014, 01:32 PM

(10-26-2014, 01:29 PM)Maverick Said:
(10-26-2014, 01:15 PM)Gein Said:
(10-26-2014, 12:09 PM)Maverick Said: "Considering the fact I beat Michael McBride, John Samuels, Mr. Proxy, Cain, Gein, and Monolith, and ALSO considering the fact I am the soon- to- be Television Champion, the likes of you are child's play."

"I... I-I am getting sick of this. You beat me? No. I manhandled you. I manhandled Venomous. I went toe to toe with Morbid, LH and Doc. You didn't beat me. I beat you."

"Really? So your hand was raised as the victor? Try again."

"You won the match. You didn't contribute to winning it. You barely got any shots in! Stop lying."

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#10
10-26-2014, 01:34 PM

(10-26-2014, 01:32 PM)Gein Said:
(10-26-2014, 01:29 PM)Maverick Said:
(10-26-2014, 01:15 PM)Gein Said: "I... I-I am getting sick of this. You beat me? No. I manhandled you. I manhandled Venomous. I went toe to toe with Morbid, LH and Doc. You didn't beat me. I beat you."

"Really? So your hand was raised as the victor? Try again."

"You won the match. You didn't contribute to winning it. You barely got any shots in! Stop lying."

"Barely any shots is better than no shots. It's better than your supposed captain who couldn't make it, or Proxy, who really did do nothing."

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#11
10-26-2014, 01:56 PM

(10-26-2014, 01:34 PM)Maverick Said:
(10-26-2014, 01:32 PM)Gein Said:
(10-26-2014, 01:29 PM)Maverick Said: "Really? So your hand was raised as the victor? Try again."

"You won the match. You didn't contribute to winning it. You barely got any shots in! Stop lying."

"Barely any shots is better than no shots. It's better than your supposed captain who couldn't make it, or Proxy, who really did do nothing."

"No, I don't give a shit about my team mates. This has nothing to with them. They never stood a chance. I did all the work."

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#12
10-26-2014, 02:01 PM

(10-26-2014, 01:56 PM)Gein Said:
(10-26-2014, 01:34 PM)Maverick Said:
(10-26-2014, 01:32 PM)Gein Said: "You won the match. You didn't contribute to winning it. You barely got any shots in! Stop lying."

"Barely any shots is better than no shots. It's better than your supposed captain who couldn't make it, or Proxy, who really did do nothing."

"No, I don't give a shit about my team mates. This has nothing to with them. They never stood a chance. I did all the work."

"Upon that, I can agree. But then again, the thing that started this has nothing to do with you. I do believe I was talking with X-Pac and issuing him a ONE- ON- ONE challenge until you decided to interrupt."

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#13
10-26-2014, 02:13 PM

(10-26-2014, 02:01 PM)Maverick Said:
(10-26-2014, 01:56 PM)Gein Said:
(10-26-2014, 01:34 PM)Maverick Said: "Barely any shots is better than no shots. It's better than your supposed captain who couldn't make it, or Proxy, who really did do nothing."

"No, I don't give a shit about my team mates. This has nothing to with them. They never stood a chance. I did all the work."

"Upon that, I can agree. But then again, the thing that started this has nothing to do with you. I do believe I was talking with X-Pac and issuing him a ONE- ON- ONE challenge until you decided to interrupt."

"You were claiming you BEAT me. Not win the match. Beat me. You didn't do jack fucking shit."

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#14
10-26-2014, 02:19 PM

(10-26-2014, 02:13 PM)Gein Said:
(10-26-2014, 02:01 PM)Maverick Said:
(10-26-2014, 01:56 PM)Gein Said: "No, I don't give a shit about my team mates. This has nothing to with them. They never stood a chance. I did all the work."

"Upon that, I can agree. But then again, the thing that started this has nothing to do with you. I do believe I was talking with X-Pac and issuing him a ONE- ON- ONE challenge until you decided to interrupt."

"You were claiming you BEAT me. Not win the match. Beat me. You didn't do jack fucking shit."

"In a wrestling match, beat is the same as win. Ricky Steamboat beat Randy Savage at Wrestlemania 3, and he won off a roll- up pin."

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#15
10-26-2014, 02:35 PM

(10-26-2014, 02:19 PM)Maverick Said:
(10-26-2014, 02:13 PM)Gein Said:
(10-26-2014, 02:01 PM)Maverick Said: "Upon that, I can agree. But then again, the thing that started this has nothing to do with you. I do believe I was talking with X-Pac and issuing him a ONE- ON- ONE challenge until you decided to interrupt."

"You were claiming you BEAT me. Not win the match. Beat me. You didn't do jack fucking shit."

"In a wrestling match, beat is the same as win. Ricky Steamboat beat Randy Savage at Wrestlemania 3, and he won off a roll- up pin."

"You still didn't beat me. I wasn't in the match."

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#16
10-26-2014, 04:08 PM

Ictum non offero purus. Ego tantum in his nocent. Patientiam habe in me, et videte results.
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#17
10-27-2014, 01:39 PM

(10-26-2014, 12:09 PM)Maverick Said:
(10-25-2014, 08:46 PM)X-Pac Said: Ill give you 200 if you can get maverick to tell the truth for once

"Wow. That's just cold. You are SO yellow- bellied you have to hire PEST as a hitman to come after me, instead of facing me one- on- one. Don't even hide behind your Kliq either. If you just tell me to grab some tag partners and face you and the Kliq, you're just showing me you're too much of a pussy to even face me in a fair fight, one- on- one. Considering the fact I beat Michael McBride, John Samuels, Mr. Proxy, Cain, Gein, and Monolith, and ALSO considering the fact I am the soon- to- be Television Champion, the likes of you are child's play. Honestly, I have no idea why I'm giving you the chance to face me once more. The way I've been going, and with the matches I have booked, I should be moving on the bigger and better fish here in this pond. Not rotting, decaying scum like you. However, I'll be generous. Just name your date and stipulation. If I'm booked that date, I'm sure you can find somewhere else to move that match to."

Whatever date you wanna do.

Stipulation- If I win, instead of doing your typical promos, you have to spend an entire week making 2 Nights in Chyna starring you (as Macho Man Randy Savage) and Chyna (as Chyna). It needs to be as good as the film preceding it too cause all the money you make off of this is going in my bank account. You'll still be allowed to cut trash talk on your opponent for that week, but you have to do it in the porno as macho man.
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#18
10-29-2014, 08:10 PM

(10-27-2014, 01:39 PM)X-Pac Said:
(10-26-2014, 12:09 PM)Maverick Said:
(10-25-2014, 08:46 PM)X-Pac Said: Ill give you 200 if you can get maverick to tell the truth for once

"Wow. That's just cold. You are SO yellow- bellied you have to hire PEST as a hitman to come after me, instead of facing me one- on- one. Don't even hide behind your Kliq either. If you just tell me to grab some tag partners and face you and the Kliq, you're just showing me you're too much of a pussy to even face me in a fair fight, one- on- one. Considering the fact I beat Michael McBride, John Samuels, Mr. Proxy, Cain, Gein, and Monolith, and ALSO considering the fact I am the soon- to- be Television Champion, the likes of you are child's play. Honestly, I have no idea why I'm giving you the chance to face me once more. The way I've been going, and with the matches I have booked, I should be moving on the bigger and better fish here in this pond. Not rotting, decaying scum like you. However, I'll be generous. Just name your date and stipulation. If I'm booked that date, I'm sure you can find somewhere else to move that match to."

Whatever date you wanna do.

Stipulation- If I win, instead of doing your typical promos, you have to spend an entire week making 2 Nights in Chyna starring you (as Macho Man Randy Savage) and Chyna (as Chyna). It needs to be as good as the film preceding it too cause all the money you make off of this is going in my bank account. You'll still be allowed to cut trash talk on your opponent for that week, but you have to do it in the porno as macho man.

"Fine by me. As for my stipulation against you- if I win, you need to drag your little Kliq friends back to the WWE where you belong. As for the date, how does the last Madness of November sound?"

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