Our hero kneels over, sweat pouring off him out of breath in front of Gretchin's shack, he looks a mess from all that running. He slowly raises his foot onto the step leading to the door, he reaches out his hand and grasps the knob twisting it. He pushes the old oak door open and we see Gretchin standing on a stool over her cauldron once again, opposite her sits Princess on a tree trunk chair. They both look at Game Boy and Princess gets to her feet and clutches her hands below her waist, smiling at Game Boy. GB stops in his place and his exhausted breath halts, his pupils dashing between the pair. He stands up straight and nonchalantly leans up against the door frame, trying to be cool.


"Oh hey Princess, didn't know you would be here, just went to a super dangerous dungeon and beat up a really tough boss. No biggie."

The Princess looks down as she giggles under her breath and looks back up at Game Boy with kind eyes.


"Good afternoon GB, I like your hair."


"Whu?"

Game Boy looks up and finally notices the speed he was running at had blown back his hair into a ridiculous style, he panics and messes up quickly. When he finishes he looks at Princess and smiles, a tooth sparkles. Princess shakes her head still smiling and sits back down, patting a tree trunk chair next to her for GB to sit in. He gladly strolls over and hops onto the seat, and throws Princess a heartfelt look.


*Trying to get their attention cough*

The awkward teenage love affair is broken up for a brief moment as they both look at Gretchin, hands on there knees, paying close attention. Gretchin small yellow eyes shift between the two and roll as she swirls the contents of the cauldron.


"Game Boy, did you retrieve the Trash Talk from the sacred halls?"


"Yup, and it was more like hall."

Gretchin looks down at the contents of the smoking cauldron. A little worried.


"I see . Than you must of heard one of the ancient dragon shouts."

Game Boy looks up at . Nothing, thinking hard about what was said. Princess steps in.


"Dragon shout? But, there hasn't been a dragon in Narfinex in eons."


"You are correct my grace, but remnants of the dragons still remain. These shouts are etched into ancient artifacts such as the Trash Talk among many others. Now, Game Boy, did you perform one of these shouts? Did you say a word you have never heard before?"


"Oh, yeah . I said some word beginning with F. I didn't like it."

Gretchin looks up at GB, fear in her eyes as they shift sporadically.


"Very well. I did not want to do this, but it is our only hope. Game Boy, Princess, I am going to summon the spirit of one of the ancient dragons."


"Gretchin! What will it do? You cannot control a dragon!"


"Do not threat my grace, the dragon will be ethereal, it can not hurt us. Even if it could, I would not let the beast raise a talon to you."


"Would you let it raise a talon to me?"

Game Boy points at himself as Gretchin glares at him, she continues to swirl the bubbling cauldron and speaks up once more, closing her eyes.


"The pair of you cover your ears . The spell to summon this beast could drive the untrained insane."

The pair stare at Gretchin with wide, worried eyes and cover their ears. We go silent, just that annoying buzz of the ears is heard. Gretchin begins to shout, but we do not hear her. Her arms moving theatrically as the room fills with dark fog and the head of a dragon appears above the cauldron. The pair uncover their ears and are in awe at this sight, Gretchin's body un-tenses as if she were a puppet and her strings were cut. She continues to hold the spell, hands swirling over the cauldron. The dragon makes an ungodly groan and stares down at the seated pair.

"AWWWWAARRRRAAAHHHHH! THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTY SHIT! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO FAGS!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO GONNA DO, HUH!?! KISS OR SOME OTHER SHIT! YOU KNOW WHAT I AM? I'M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON YOU CUM GUZZLING PIECES OF HARDENED DOG SHIT! I WILL SET THE BOTH OF YOU FUCKING CUNTS ABLAZE IF YOU CARRY ON STARING ME LIKE GODDAMN ]


"Woah . . . "


[color=#DDA0DD] "What a beautiful creature . And the language it speaks, I have never heard anything like it. Amazing!"

[size=x-large] "YOU TWO JUST GOING TO CARRY ON GAWKING LIKE FUCKING !? YOU UGLY CUNTS GOT DOWN SYNDROME OR SOME STUPID SHIT! I AM A FUCKING DRAGON YOU PITIFUL TWATS! YOU ARE LESS THAN THE LINES ON A RATS ANUS TO ME!"


"Hey shut the fCENSORED up!"


"Game Boy! You can speak their language?"

Game boy shrugs because he doesn't know what to think at this point. The dragon looks interested now.

"INTRIGUING . . . THE SLURRED OUT SOME REAL DIALECT FOR ONCE IN HIS DICK SUCKING LIFE! YOU WANNA FUCKING GO BRO!? I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN LIKE YOU WERE FUCKING NOTHING YOU FUCKING !!!"


"Enough you wretched creature! Teach Game Boy how to fully use Trash Talk or I will send you to the Necrozone!"

"FUCK NO! NOT THE FUCKING NECROZONE! I OWE MY COUSIN WHO LIVES THERE 10 GOLD! THAT CHILD RAPING ISN'T GETTING ANY OF MY FUCKING HARD EARNED GOLD!"


"Then teach him!"

"GRRRR FINE! GAY BOY! HERE IS MY MOST PRECIOUS GIFT, THE UNDERSTANDING OF CURSE WORDS AND TRASH TALK! USE IT WISELY YA DUMB DICK!"

The dragon pours fire onto Game Boy who flinches in fear but does not feel any pain. He glows a red aura and looks at his hand in wonder. The dragon stops the fire once the flames consuming Game Boy die down, he coils up and disappears with the fog.


"Game Boy, are you okay?"


"Yeah, yeah I feel fCENSOREDing fantastic. WHOA! Sorry Princess, I didn't - What was that!?"


"You mixed sarcasm with a dragon shout, well done Game Boy, it looks like you're ready enough to deal with XWF."


"Really?"


"Indeed, are you ready to go now?"

Game Boy hesitates and gulps, he nods his head and Gretchin chuckles under her breath swaying her arms over the cauldron once more. Princess tightly grips Game Boy's hand.


"Good luck GB. You're going to do great on Urf."

Game Boy smiles and receives a kiss on the cheek from the princess. A light shoots from the cauldron and fades, showing a large green pipe.


"Jump through the pipe and it will take you to Earth. Good luck Game Boy, save our worlds."

Game Boy gets to his feet, he looks focused and ready. He looks into the pipe and back to the other two.


"Thank you, both of you. Once I'm done with the XWF, I promise I'll come back. I'll do what I do best, defeat the bad guys and save the innocent. Shouldn't be too hard, right?"

He smiles at the two who smile back at him . He takes a final breath and hops into the pipe.









darkness.

Um . Interesting, since we appear to be in the 'real' world now, our music has changed, become more 'real' I suppose. Very fascinating.




A scream is heard as we look towards an empty street, during the day. Game Boy falls hard onto the cement with a painful thud, he groans and gets to his feet dusting himself off and looking around.


"These graphics are awesome! I can't believe it, I'm going to go face that talentless let down Ghost Tank and that even bigger let down Stone Cold and I'm gonna beat em' up! Along with that Kessler dude and Cobra Kai, but they seem cool. Whatever, come what may I suppose. Well, I best get to . . . fCENSORED"

Game Boy realizes he has no idea where Wednesday Warfare will be held and aimlessly wonders down the path.