Game Boy hops into a starting run position and looks intensely at the platforms in front of him he dashes forward. With his feet off the ground ready to jump onto one of the moving platforms, he hits a figurative wall and freezes in place. His mouth open a little he slurs out a sentence.


"Er, what?"

A text box appears above Game Boy's head.

To jump onto a platform simply press X and move in any direction on the D-Pad.

"Oh come on! I learnt all this when I was 2 pixels tall! GAH! (ﾉಠ▭ಠ)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻"

Game Boy looks annoyed and tries to fidget to remove the tutorial . After what feels like a lifetime, the text box disappears. Game Boy's eyes twinkle and he smiles from ear to ear, as continues his jump and falls straight into the bottomless pit, a whistling noise is heard and Game Boy flashes back in front of the pit with his arms crossed looking more annoyed. He looks around above him and puts a foot forward and looks quickly into the air expecting the tutorial message to reappear, his eyes dash to the ceiling to his foot as he moves forward a little more. No tutorial. GB lets his guard down a little and tip toes as close as he can to the edge, he exhales in relief, and watches the small platform float slowly from left to right. His pupils small focusing on what is in front of him, he does a small precise jump and lands perfectly on the platform. He raises his arms in victory.


"WOOHOO!"

Good jub! Y...

"DARN IT!"

Good jub! You landed on the platform pefectly! Remember just to do that a few mor times and your golden. If you fall into pit, you will lose half a heart but no threat! You will reappear to before you fell.

"I know! Also, who ever did the translation job for you sucked! They really, really sucked! Huh, the effects of the Trash Talk must be affecting me already. I feel annoyed and want to talk about how much I hate this person I have never met before . Neat!"

Game Boy's arms drop to the side as he unfreezes, he chuckles in delight and hops from platform to platform with ease until he gets to solid ground and faces a large switch attached to a wall. He dusts off his palms and goes to push the switch down. But, another tutorial appears. GB looks really, really, really frustrated.

Press B to use switch.

"Oh gee thanks."

Sarcasm . Game Boy unfreezes and presses down on the switch, dust falls from the ceiling as the wall opens up slowly to reveal a dark room on the other side.


"Huh, short dungeon."

Game Boy walks into the room and looks around as torches light up on the walls the further he enters. He gasps when he gets to a chest in the center of the room. He jogs up to it but suddenly. BOSS BATTLE!



As the beast emerges from the floor, Game Boy is knocked back and slides back on the ground, his fists clenched and a grin on his face. Until .

Oh no! Looks like you have encountered your first boss! Just use everything you lerned in the combat tutorial and youll be fine. Good luck!

"WHAT!? Shut up! Go away! . Grrruyregrfgeyufguedvfuydygcjsabfjhabgjha!!!!!!!"

Our hero unfreezes and the battle commences. Here's some cool boss battle music to help the scene more enjoyable.


Game Boy: YETAY:
GB rushes forward towards YETAY who watches not moving as Game Boy sprints to YETAY's side. YETAY raises his huge arm upwards and smashes it against the ground, smashing up rubble, Game Boy dodges the strike and jumps up onto the bosses arm and runs up to the beast's face, throwing a flurry of punches and kicks into his jeweled eyes. The boss flashes red with each hit and knocks Game Boy away as he growls in pain covering his eyes.

Game Boy: YETAY:
One gigantic hand over his eyes he uses his spare fist to pound the floor causing large rocks to fall from the ceiling. Game Boy side steps and dodges the falling rubble trying to get closer and closer to the boss. Game Boy seems to be enjoying himself, toying with this tutorial boss as he gleefully leaps high into the air, his hands joined into a fist over his head, glowing with a bright blue energy and Hyper Bomb! Right into the top of the bosses cranium. A devastating hit that dazes YETAY and stars swirls around his probably concussed head.

Game Boy: YETAY:
Game Boy falls down in between YETAY's eyes and reels his head back . Atomic Headbutt! Right to YETAY's forehead.

Game Boy: YETAY:
The headbutt must have hurt GB too as he shakes his noggin and rubs the sore spot. The two fall away from each other as YETAY partially falls from his hole and shakes the room as he crashes to the ground. Game Boy breathes heavily and runs and leaps way above YETAY and hold his palms as a red aura consumes him, a white ball of energy between his palms.


"Game over!"

A large stream of energy shoots from Game Boy hitting YETAY forcing him further into the ground. As the boss struggles underneath the blast reminiscent of a kamehameha . Whatever that is . He can take no more and explodes into millions of billions of pixels. Game Boy's aura dims and fades to nothing as he slowly floats down to the ground.

Game Boy: YETAY:

"Whew . Almost broke a sweat there, good job boss, I might visit you again when you respawn or in new game plus maybe."

Our hero floats down and gently lands on the floor to where YETAY exploded. His wide eyed gaze fixes to single light pointing to a treasure chest that wasn't there before. GB walks over to the chest and slowly opens it, a golden light almost blinding him. He turns holding his prize.

CONGRATUATIONS! You have earned the power of Trash Talk. +200 Exp. Points LEVEL UP! New Move Learned: Bimmy to Jimmy!

Game Boy hold his chest as a white light shoots into his heart, he inhales and quickly speaks.


"HUUUUH! Ghost Tank you think your creepy and that your presence is something to be feared but from what I can see you're just another low level Goomba in my way I do not fear you one iota . If you think your stupid green eye staring into the camera will threaten me than think again, I have survived onslaughts of hideous enemies and I have beaten bigger and badder enemies than you. You are honestly quite pathetic with just how terrifying you think you are, I'm more scared of my badly rendered shadow than I am of you!"

"Stone Cold, apparently you are a big, strong hero in your world, but as far as I can see you are nothing but an empty shell of what you used to be. Boring and old like Pong. Since you're not bothered to talk longer than 2 minutes about your debut, I won't spend more than 2 minutes talking about you. Go fCENSORED yourself."

"Woah, where did that come from!?"

"GAH! Cobra Kai, you seem pretty cool but you're still just a kid, and no matter how much children think they play video games, games truly own and control them. You've been trapped in the trance of my kind for too long and you're just another speed bump in my path, at least for an 8 year old you're doing better than the other two grown ups. Well, that just proves how much smarter Urf children are."

Game Boy rests his hands on his knees and exhales heavily.


"Whatever that f word was I didn't like it, I'm not sure if this Trash Talk was a good idea. I'll go back to Gretchin to talk about this and than maybe, I can finally go to XWF."