OOC: Scene opens up to Dwight Schrute enjoying a nice Coca-Cola while sitting on a deck chair in his front porch

So you're not pissed, are you? If you're not pissed, then why are you saying things such as "you're just that f****** bad". Believe me, you still are pissed. You may not want to accept it, but everybody knows that you're pissed. By the way, you're kinda contradicting yourself there with the whole "not pissed" thing. Irony is a bitch, isn't it?

I know these promos are going to your head. Ever so slowly, you're losing your sanity with each and every promo I make. Don't you notice that you're going insane, Maverick? My promos are working their way into your brain where they will tear away every bit of sane you have. Trust me, my plan will work. And then by the end of this match, you'll be broken down, begging at my knees for mercy. And do you know what I will do? I will kick you right in your ugly face.

You call this anger 'passive aggressiveness''? Oh please, you've already made me crack up several times this week, don't make me laugh again. Your anger is not passive. It's just flat out anger. Your trying to cover up your flaws with lies. And you say I'M the one who tells lies !? That's just a false statement right there.

You're going to try to counter my Dwight Clothesline and turn it into whatever the hell your signature move is? You've got another thing coming, tsunami of uninteresting. See, I even gave you a better nickname than your old one. And you think I'm outclassed? Outclassed? You're outclassed if you think for one second that you wont fall to Dwight Schrute.

And I did say I lost other matches too. But in the INDIE circuit not the XWF, you idiot! If you were as intelligent as you say you are, you would know what I meant.

Now if you excuse me, I have to go to the gym to train. Have a nice day, moron.

Scene fades out as Dwight Schrute throws his empty bottle of Coca-Cola on the ground. It shatters as the camera fades to black.