" Onlookers, it would appear that I'll be named the official Xtreme Champion on this glorious day. It also appears Vinnie Lane has forfeited his right to compete with me in the ring, just like he already had forgotten he told Crimson Face many hours ago that he didn't plan to accept Crimson Face's course of actions that would lead into a funds versus funds and championship match. Now, instead of learning his place and doing as I say when I say it, he sees his verbal exchange with Crimson Face as something where he did not decline the originally offered match forthright. Isn't he the most pathetic, hypocritical and stubborn child you've all ever seen? He believes he can shoot down the part about the match being for all of his money when he states 'he'll never pay a dime' which he knows would happen when he lost, and then states he'd only compete on a certain show even though the championship spans all shows? And that's somehow the Crimson Face going back on his word? Children amuse me so. "

"Daddy can I have some candy today, and a new toy?" "Sure, but when we go shopping for it I also want to stop at the electronics store and pick up some new speakers." "No, daddy, we're just going to do my part and only go where I want! We will get me my candy, my toy, and we won't go anywhere you want and you don't get to have your speakers. Me, me, me. It's all about me, daddy." "Ok, son, fuck you then." (slap)

" With all that said, who here feels they are deserving of a shot at the Xtreme? Responding doesn't guarantee I'll accept you, but I will consider all comers with unbiased eyes of virtue. "

" I wonder if the child will hurry in here and try to get in a last word even though I wasn't speaking to him directly? "

It's called a champion's prerogative, you smug fuck.

You want a shot at a title, you do it my way. Yeah, it spans all shows. In fact, they all span all shows. That doesn't mean I can't pick my battleground. I've had Warfare matches before - in fact, I have one next week. I had one last week, too, when I beat up your new lapdog, Pest.

Tell me, what kind of sense does it make for a champion to put everything he's got on the line against a challenger? What exactly would it benefit me to do that? Crimson's money? Hell, he'd probably send you to fight for him again, and you don't have any money.

I've been saying ceaselessly that if "either" of you want a title match, you can have it. You haven't accepted the terms. Again, I did exactly what Crimson Face challenged me to do - I kicked out of his attempts THREE times. The NEXT step was supposed to be in the ring. So where is he? No, he sent you with more bullshit magic tricks.

You don't deserve the title, you didn't earn it, and you can't beat me.

Actually, it turns out you DO have a lot in common with Pest.

Have fun, guys.

Making connections where there ought be none? Yes, I have agreed to assist Shades, who is also being assisted by Crimson Face, for a nominal fee, but I have no dealings with Evertrust, nor Face. All three of us just see you for what you are. Now, remember, you didn't put me down. You couldn't. Your attacks stopped fazing me. You needed Diesel to put me down. Just as you need excuses to avoid facing a superior force. Now, Evertrust, I would not want your title for now, but I will gladly face you should no one answer your call.

Tell your pet god to leave me and MY X-Treme Championship alone, and you get my support, dude.

"Wait, YOUR title? Vinnie, evidently, you must realize that title WILL be back around my waist, I'll have reclaimed my throne, and you can go back to worrying about you Trios title full- time."

"You wish, Frodo. You wish that the X-treme Championship falls into Heyman Alliance hands, and that you keep it from me. You wish. Only, it won't happen."

Maverick, dude, you are putting your foot so far in your mouth that I'm guessing you're about two days away from shitting it out.

You lost your title, fair and square, to a better man. No crappy magic tricks either, just me pinning you. And it wouldn't have even happened had you just not stuck your nose into my business in the Heavy Metalweight Championship challenge. You should have left well enough alone, man, because we all know you weren't good enough to hold this title in the first place. You could have had it for a few more days, but you blew it. Now, it's mine.

Deal with it, dude.

(09-29-2014, 04:30 PM)Shades Said: Gentlemen, gentlemen...can't we all just get along and fight for the common good-- Me walking out of Warfare with the XWF Universal Championship.

Then again I might not have to worry about a cash in; Enigma might not be able to figure out what arena Warfare even happens at. I mean he's the same dude who, while narrating his actions and surroundings for us, can't seem to figure out if Steve Davids is chained to a chair or chained to a table. He's also the guy who says he's nothing like Cain, while in the same sentence slurring his speech in the exact same manner Cain does when he speaks. Maybe he's Cain under the mask most of the time, and then during the times he's seen with Cain they hire a boy with cerebral palsy to wear the Enigma outfit?

Come out come out wherever you are, Enigma!

you got to get through me to keep that belt boy

OOC: Erm... it actually wasn't fair and square... All I'll say is to go on the Bitch Session. That is all.

"Really? It wasn't fair and square? You, someone I thought was my friend, invited me to a party to celebrate Frodumb not pinning me anymore, clocked me over the head with a Jack Daniels bottle, then Shane and his shit- filled condoms come over to count the pin. In what world is that fair? At least Bobby Zi had a second or two to react when I punched him, then used the Stinging Nightmare to send him through the food table. Trust me Vinnie, you just can't admit you got your precious title fair and square and now you can't even defend it against me. That's pretty sad for a champion."

" Did you notice how the moment you called that hermaphrodite out as being a hypocritical, cerebral vagabond he stopped addressing your comments, Maverick? Here he is whining to the world about 'magic' somehow being the reason he couldn't kick out of my pin and boasting about himself having earned the Xtreme Championship fairly from you, but he didn't count on the person he robbed actually being able to recall past events that are more than a day old? He did not even imagine for a moment that you might chime in and remind the world how he took advantage of you in one of the worst ways possible—by offering you his comradery with lies about scoring liquor and whores, but then swinging a bottle into your face and failing to possess the muscles to actually break it, so he hits you with another move after that to make sure you're hurt. Next time you see him, break a bottle over his head and show him how a real man hits. Who can't break a bottle over somebody's head? Only Vincent Lane, that's who. "

" How pathetic that he can't 'man up' as they say and actually accept that he's a hypocrite and a failure at life. Him losing the title was him being cheated, but him cheap shotting you after lying to you is somehow a clean win. What a cockamamie, self serving Earth Cunt. "

Hey Maverick

You're a little bitch!

Suck it!!!!

"Once again, X-Pac, you cannot wait your damned turn. No matter how many times I've reminded you to just wait in line, you'll have your shot at me soon, you just chime in trying to evict me from my master plan, and telling me to 'Suck it.' What the fuck? For a guy who had sex in porn movies multiple times, telling a person to suck your phallus is pretty gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but have YOU been lying to us this entire time? I think so."

"Frodumb. Shut the fuck up. It doesn't matter if he's lied about anything else before, he's had sex with porn stars on porn tapes before, yet always and forever, he keeps telling people to suck his phallus. In what world is that not gay? It's not even that he's acting gay that ticks me off, it's that he's trying to muddle it up by saying the 'Suck it' line and being in porn movies. Like, what the fuck? Is he gay? Is he straight? Is he bi? What is his sexuality?

"And no, you have no proof that I a- shit on the title and b- lied about my hometown. And I was telling the truth about who trained me, but really, trying to peg me down about who trained me feels older than Mastermind at this point."

Let's see... Maverick hit Bobby Zi from behind once, and didn't get it done. Then, he attacked him while he was eating in a pretty controversial manner that had to be addressed at the next show instead of in the usual way.

Somehow, though, what I did wasn't fair? Even after Maverick made it his personal mission to come after me and screw around with my attempts to pin Frodo? I mean, I said from the get go that I wouldn't have even come after him had he not done that, but somehow I'm the bad guy?

And of ALL the people to talk about fairness, we get Evertrust.

No wonder you two are on the same side, you're both hypocrites.

Tell me, Maverick, what was more "fair" about your pin on Bobby's than mine on you?

"Poor little UnderCrust, he throws out a challenge and none of you empty sacks wanna step up? Well I suppose...

Hey there, hineyholder! I really couldn't give less of a shit about that little symbol of mediocrity you've got there, but I would take great pleasure in wiping that snarky, 'hey-kids-I-have-candy-in-the-van' smirk off your squinty little face. Violently. Whaddya say? You beady eyed fuck."

1X - GOAT.

" Understand, mooncalf, that you are speaking to the highest ranking champion this company—no, pardon me—this entire business has right now aside from only one other man, and that man holding the Universal Championship certainly is not you, sir. Your definition of mediocrity must be as ravaged and mangled as so many of the other definitions you and your kinfolk Vincent Lane seem to think apply to otherwise easily understood words. "

" I asked for a challenger; specifically one who understands what words mean. You come in and immediately prove you are no such challenger, but the joy I'd take in systematically breaking you down on levels you aren't even aware exist does excite me, and I'm not referring to any of your coarse ribaldry, you obsessed fuck. "

" The only thing better than this will be if Vincent Lane finally summons the manhood to make this a three man, sorry, contender match. Three contenders who all put up one hundred percent of the funds they've amassed here in this federation—winner take all. It's such a shame I'm surrounded by such pusillanimous bindle stiffs, or the world might actually get to see that match. Shame, truly. "

Samuels pulls out a pocket dictionary, puts on his reading glasses and begins skimming through the pages.

"Riba---Ribal---Ribald---You know what? Fuck you and your $10 words."

Samuels pitches the dictionary into the garbage like a condom full of Vinnie's chlamydia laden love juices

"Congratulations, Mr. Thesaurus, you're holding the second most important title in the company. Second. Now I don't know if you're aware of this, but I am now and forever the final King of the XWF. That's top squats there, Trustyboy. So you'll have to excuse me if I'm not just leaping for joy at the thought of holding a lesser title. And you know what? I know you're trying to goad Vinnie into this little suaree--I know fancy words to, ya --just so you'll have an excuse to cling to when I beat you. But hey, if that's what it takes, that's what it takes. I'll even help your cause: If Vinnie can pry himself away from the early 80's long enough to join this match, not only will I put up all my money, but I'll even add a little extran incentive in that if I win the match by pinfall or submission, Vinnie will become the new Xtreme champ."

"You hear that Vinnie? You wouldn't even have to win to become champ! Get your sissy ass out here and play with the big boys."

1X - GOAT.

Why in the hell is my name getting tossed around in here harder than a salad tossed on Johnny Samuels' tongue?

Dude, if you two chumps wanna hand me a title that badly - you're on.

" Yes, that a boy Vinnie, get that sissy ass out here and play with us! For all the bucks! Assist me on my journey to make more money here than even My Crimson Face has done thus far. Perhaps more importantly than all that, however, is the fact that Mr. Samuels would appreciate a co-loser for this extravaganza and who more fitting than his biggest fan, Vincent? You can finally show him 'the senator' up close, since he's obsessed with such things after all. "

Dude, me and Samuels aren't even friends. You talk a whole lot, man, but you don't say very much... know what I mean?

"He didn't say we were friends, you fucking idiot. He simply implied that you like to longingly gaze at me from afar like some dickless, lovestruck nerd. Can't really disagree with him there."

1X - GOAT.

" How adorable, Lovermind; you think I literally believe you're friends because I've repeatedly grouped you two in a category most others here would never descend into, and because of your sexual fascination with he, who in turn has a sexual fascination with many. "

" And no, I don't know what you mean, Vincent. I'm actually not sure anybody around here knows what you mean. "

" Ever. "

" No matter what you're babbling on about at any given time. "

" Ever. "

" Ever. "

Well, I can disagree with it, dude.

You're the best answer to teen sex I've ever seen. If they slapped your ugly mug onto every porn site as a disclaimer, all those beat up pornstar pussies would get some time to heal up from a lack of ad revenue.

Seriously, man, if I wanted to jerk off thinking of your face I'd just do it standing over the Olive Garden men's room toilet. Now shut up and start training to win me back my belt, taint-breath.

" Yes, John, start training to win this belt you believe a hamburger crown is more valuable than so that you may hand it over to Vincent and I can take it back from him three seconds later with the aid of a glow worm this time. "

" I almost wish you did have the capability to defeat me, simply because of how humorous that scenario would be. "

"Now wait just a goddamned minute. Evertrust, you are holding the title that rightfully belongs to ME. I want in on this match."

Shut the hell up, Maverick. You don't deserve any damn thing, other than the tag team face-shitting that Frodo and Gator are gonna give you real soon.

(10-23-2014, 12:44 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Shut the hell up, Maverick. You don't deserve any damn thing, other than the tag team face-shitting that Frodo and Gator are gonna give you real soon.

"Oh ha ha ha. You really DON'T understand words, since you seem to not realize that Gator needs to beat and pin me in a match in order for said shitting to happen. However, Gator can't beat me on his best day. So I'll repeat: I want in on this match. In addition to you holding MY title, Evertrust, I also beat one of your contenders: John Samuels. Unless, if you're so scared you'll be beat by me, of course?"

I know Gator has to beat you - and I know that he will. It's a given. Have you seen Gator in the ring? The dude's a wrestling savant. I've beaten him, but I'm awesome. You? You're not awesome, dude. You feel like running back to the ring first is "beating" Samuels? Yeah, you got a cheap win, but who did you beat? Who did you leave unconscious on the mat? I've never won a single match by count out, man, because I either fight until I can't move anymore or knock the other guy out. You? You're a cheapshot artist who takes the easy way.

Go make bubble sculptures in the bath with Scully or something, dude, this is big boy stuff - not for little kids.

(10-23-2014, 12:53 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: I know Gator has to beat you - and I know that he will. It's a given. Have you seen Gator in the ring? The dude's a wrestling savant. I've beaten him, but I'm awesome. You? You're not awesome, dude. You feel like running back to the ring first is "beating" Samuels? Yeah, you got a cheap win, but who did you beat? Who did you leave unconscious on the mat? I've never won a single match by count out, man, because I either fight until I can't move anymore or knock the other guy out. You? You're a cheapshot artist who takes the easy way.

Go make bubble sculptures in the bath with Scully or something, dude, this is big boy stuff - not for little kids.

"Don't make me laugh, Vincent. If Samuels can hold onto my foot for dear life, he can damn sure get back into a ring. Of anything, HE took the cheap way out, trying to make sure I didn't get back in, and making the match result in a triple count out, INSTEAD of getting into the ring with me, and continuing our war."

Yeah, Maverick, you got it. Samuels is the pussy for trying to stop you from running away from him like you just saw your reflection.

Oh, hey Simon. I was just face-timing the real Frodo about how I'm gonna stomp your dick into the dirt soon.

(10-23-2014, 01:09 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Yeah, Maverick, you got it. Samuels is the pussy for trying to stop you from running away from him like you just saw your reflection.

Oh, hey Simon. I was just face-timing the real Frodo about how I'm gonna stomp your dick into the dirt soon.

The Avatar of Perfection rolls his eyes.

"Yep, Vincent, you just keep telling yourself that. But as much as I would like to curb stomp you right now, my quarrel is not with you.

EVERTRUST! HOW ABOUT THAT TITLE SHOT?!"

Stop begging for attention, dude, you're acting just like Maver - oh, right.

Dude, seriously, stop sticking yourself into every title situation I'm involved with. You're on my dick almost as much as Pest.

i wil beet u i can beet anewon so let me sho u wut I can do

(10-23-2014, 01:26 PM)tush Said: i wil beet u i can beet anewon so let me sho u wut I can do

"Dude. What are you on and where can I get me some?"

" Speaking of Pest, and speaking of recalling your ways of winning matches, Vincent… do regale us with tales of how you defeated Pest all on your own? Explain to us how that was superior to a count out victory, you lazy sloth. "

" Maverick, this match is a match in which all competitors must put up one hundred percent of their XWF earnings; winner take all. I don't feel as though you have the same level of stupidity as Samuels and Lane to put all of your funds on the line in a surefire loss to me. Clarify that for us, dear boy. Are you? "

" And Lane, I still need to hear the words that confirm you're putting up all of your funds for this match. You trotting in and saying you want in the match did not confirm that you've understood the words that were used to formulate the required terms of this contest, so do that now, boy. I said now. "

Im on te groundd hajahahwad git rekt fgt

(10-23-2014, 01:30 PM)⤤⇝ℰⱱεℛℑȓųšƬ⇜⤣ Said: " Speaking of Pest, and speaking of recalling your ways of winning matches, Vincent… do regale us with tales of how you defeated Pest all on your own? Explain to us how that was superior to a count out victory, you lazy sloth. "

" Maverick, this match is a match in which all competitors must put up one hundred percent of their XWF earnings; winner take all. I don't feel as though you have the same level of stupidity as Samuels and Lane to put all of your funds on the line in a surefire loss to me. Clarify that for us, dear boy. Are you? "

" And Lane, I still need to hear the words that confirm you're putting up all of your funds for this match. You trotting in and saying you want in the match did not confirm that you've understood the words that were used to formulate the required terms of this contest, so do that now, boy. I said now. "

"Heh. Not like I have much to offer you there anyway. Alright, you're on. I'm all in. And allow me to one up this. Can I ask to make this an elimination Tables match, Evertrust?"

i will gest refery tis mach

" No, Maverick, you may not ask me for a thing; in fact your requested match sounded like nothing more than putrid borborygmus to me. What year do you live in? Tables match? Did time truly forget to cripple you in its linear grip the way it's done so many of these others? "

" Regarding your funds, Maverick, you have quite a bit more to offer than John Samuels himself. He's almost not worth having in this match at all, save for my slight desire to stand over his fallen body with my foot over his throat and remind him that he asked for, or more appropriately begged for my attention like a starving mooncalf crying for a milkteet. "

" Tush, whatever you are, should you find your way into this match as an official I shall gladly rip the tongue from your mouth and promptly insert it— along with my whole fist—into Vincent Lane's mouth. Then maybe, just maybe, with two tongues to work with, that homely harridan will finally be able to form one English word that actually applies to a real life situation in a corr…no, no… no he won't. Disregard that thought. "