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Kendall Savannah Sawyer · **09-27-2014, 08:40 PM**

Hey, Jack.

You know, I'm really glad you brought up the fact that I'm not the only alcoholic in the world as if that was some kind of revelation. It really adds to the layers and layers of shit that probably exist underneath all the gauze. Maybe that's who you are, considering the fact that all of my prior guesses have been wrong. It really wouldn't surprise me at all, especially considering your message to me. Seriously. That was a thing. Quite possibly the dumbest thing I've heard since you thought it was a good idea to tell me that your Not-So-Hidden Order has existed longer than I've been friends with Azrael Erebus. Though then again, that was really, really stupid and is a very hard thing to top. Then again, I've been one to underestimate the stupidity of some people. Take for example Liz Hathaway and Kristy Jackson, the latter of which literally broke the English language so badly that I actually vomited in my mouth a little bit when I first heard it. As opposed to laughing so hard I actually did puke in response to, well, pretty much everything that falls out of your mouth.

This is fun. Keep coming right for my jugular with whatever you're calling this. Hey, at least you manage to recognize the fact that I'm a drunk, something practically everyone else ignores when coming after me even though it's the most obvious of my flaws to target. So congratulations, Jack. You are the first person to make that observation, too bad that's about as big of a feat as getting the first comment on a Youtube video is. But hey, it is something. Just like his Obvious Order is. Yes I'm going to keep bringing that point up because he flat out stated his affiliation and its goals without any provocation whatsoever just because, I dunno, he wanted to get people buzzing? Maybe he wanted to round up all the no talents who felt held down by supposedly oppressive powers that be. That's gotta be it. Either he really buys into the Power in Numbers philosophy or, more accurately, he's faking it. Getting all the idiots to fall in line with him so he'll always look better by association. You all heard me, if you were actually considering joining forces with this fraud. He's using you all. There is no real Out in the Open Order, it's all a ruse just to get you to do your thing and fail majorly. So, actually get better instead of bitching, you whiners.

See, that's the big problem I have with you and your ilk, if your ilk actually exists that is. You point fingers and it's always someone else's fault. No, you coward, it's your fault. You said it yourself, you aren't any of the things I listed and yet you lead an "army" of brain dead sheep who hang on your every word. And let me guess, none of your Order's followers are any of the following:

Holocaust survivors.

Refugees from unstable African countries.

Refugees from actually oppressive regimes.

Oh, let me just broaden this up; anyone who's actually been oppressed.

Yeah, that's right. I said it. It really isn't anything too hard to figure out. I'm betting most, if not all of this Order's members (if there are any) are whiny white suburban teenagers mad that they couldn't become Jeff the Killer in real life and Jack's willing to let them feel like they actually matter in the grand scheme of the world and gives them an excuse to act out in violence against perceived oppression. The problem there, is that there's no oppression. Just self imposed failure. None of them want to take responsibility for their actions.

Pathetic. Truly.

I know I say that a lot but there's nothing that gets me more frustrated than people not willing to accept the consequences for their own actions. I've been doing it since day one. My alcoholism? My fault. Every loss I've ever had? On me. My familial issues? I've sure done my part in perpetuating it. See? It's easy and yet so few are actually willing to do it. And you're their leader, Jack? And you're talking like you have any power to change the ungodly shitstorm on your horizon? Oh jeez, that's kinda cute. Completely and utterly devoid of rationality but cute nonetheless. Just like your nonsensical rantings. Like asking about what makes me "the only one that matters". Never said I was. You're the one asking the question here, and I've never made such a claim. Sheesh, with all of this cockamamie nonsense you're spewing you're starting to sound more and more like a cult leader. Oh wait, you've already claimed your Order is a cult. What? Do you not know the connotation of the word cult? Jim Jones, Charles Manson, those names ring a bell? They led cults. Oppressive regimes stay in power because they build cults of personality! And yet your "cult" is dedicated to the opposite? Oh my God the stupidity, I can't bear it much longer. Calm down Kendall. You can do this. Thank you Kendall.

Yes, I'm talking to myself. Tell me I'm not the only one to do that either. Maybe you could educate me on how many people breathe. All of these are ground shattering. Really.

Not really. Sorry, didn't want to oppress you with my sarcasm.

Or maybe I should stop now so I don't oppress you with my knowledge of history, something that should be an easy subject for you but in practice really isn't. I mean if that little "longer than I've been friends with the spaceman" gaffe didn't clue everyone in enough. He managed to top it. Seriously. He did. I didn't think it possible, but again. Human stupidity truly is a magnificent thing, ain't it? Let's see what he said!

Jack: Idiot Said:Take Einstein, for example.

He was jewish and born in the most unfortunate time of human history.

You should already know what it is.

Albert Einstein. A Jew born in the most unfortunate time in human history. The Holocaust. Wrong! Einstein was born in 1879. Hitler was elected Chancellor of Germany in 1933. Do you need me to do that math for you so you can get how old he was there, Jack? 54. He was 54 fucking years old, he was not born anywhere near that time you buffoon. Oh wait, it's someone else's fault that he made that screw up, right? Right. Coward. Go on, blame someone else for that slip. It's what you people are best at.

So please, I implore you. I beg all of you weak willed, spineless cowards to go towards the flickering light of Jack and his Soon-to-be-Snuffed-Out Order while he flagrantly shouts out false information like it was gospel and hopes no one notices. Too bad I did. You almost got a way that one, Jackie. Almost.

Just like you almost made me quiver in fear of you. Oh wait, no you didn't. You weren't even close. Though, I'm sure you're well acquainted with the concept of not being anywhere near the mark. Because, let's face it; you're never actually close. You just surround yourself with people too stupid or too gullible to see past your facade.

You see, the thing you fail to grasp is that I'm nothing like you. You're no better than those you condemn, leading your (still probably imaginary) cult around just like any other cult leader would.

Oppression!

I know what I am. Not all of it's good, and I accept that.

Unlike all of your (hypothetical) followers.

Oh, and I actually know history. That's kind of a big difference too.

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