"I get to be involved in a four way with 3 hot chicks and an abomination of blonde and plastic. And it turns out that the only one with any discernible talent is a lesbian. I hope Shane caps them all except Liz so I can declare her the winner, take off that ridiculous referee shirt, go home and polish my gold, if you know what I mean."
"I'll be a fair ref, despite this fight being one sided at this moment in time. I promise to not be a creep and try and touch any of the talented young women's butts, and I promise to Shane that I will gladly help decapitate anyone if necessary."
"See you later fuckers!"
*The footage goes quickly to black*
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