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03-14-2013, 10:51 PM

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The logo to an Australian News Program Channel Ten's Evening News is played and after hyping the stories on tonight's channel we go to the host a pretty women in her late 20's early 30's with a blonde bob-cat wearing a professional suit.

Host: Hello and welcome to the Evening News, Our lead story tonight, a Samoan professional wrestler was arrested today for attempted assault Martin di Stasio with the news.

Where are then taken to a video segment as cameras captured Danny Devia being put into handcuffs and taken away while a man's voice is heard informing us the circumstances leading to his arrest.

di Stasio: In a promotional stunt gone wrong Xtreme Wrestling Federation star Danny Devia had lost his temper and grabbing a technician by the name of Joe Average throw him off the top of the Sydney Harbor Bridge. Devia who arrived in Sydney earlier this week from Promotional works for the XWF's program Shove It Saturday which will air it's latest event this weekend at Sydney's ANZ Stadium.

Devia is working on a barbecue cooking some meat, he was shown shouting some obscene things and making fun of the culture,

Devia [In a mocking Australian accent]: You want more shrimp on the barbie.

Person in the crowd: Your cooking sausages

Devia: Shut Up!

Someone quickly was overheard whispering to him to be more polite.

Devia: Shut Up mate.

di Stasio: One of his promotional works was a stunt in which Devia was to climb the Sydney Harbor Bridge and rising his hand fire-works was suppose to go off with a giant XWF SHOVE IT sign appearing underneath him.

We are shown video footage of Devia lifting his arm up to do his somewhat-signature taunt while fireworks goes on behind him. However he then looked down and saw nothing underneath him. The footage then cuts to the huge XWF SHOVE IT firework which appears on the Bridge

di Stasio: However things went wrong when during the stunt Devia was led and walked up the wrong side of the bridge. The fireworks and signs were on the Northern side of the bridge but Devia walked on the Southern side instead.

The footage then is shown of Devia starting to argue with someone before grabbing him in a scoop slam and throwing him off the bridge.

di Stasio: Blaming Mr. Average the technician in charge of placing the fireworks Devia reportedly grabbed the man, picked him up to body-slam him off the side of the bridge.

Were are then shown a footage of Devia being questioned by the reporters before being taken away.

Devia: Well how was I suppose to know throwing people off bridges was illegal here? I do it all the time in my Island Homes!

Interviewer: Yes but the bridge in question was that one.

The Interviewer was pointing behind Devia's shoulder to the Harbour Bridge
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Devia: Yeah so what.

di Stasio: Devia who is scheduled to compete against Donathan Alphonse Francois De Sade for the XWF North Korean championship was released earlier today on a bond. According to Police they are still keeping a close watch on him

The news segment ends with the host now doing her segue.

Host: Well our sponsors inform us that you can watch XWF Shove It Saturday live at the ANZ Stadium or contract your local service providers. In other news how social media is brainwashing your kids.

A short video segment showing a relatively clean boy that was short snippet for the next story

Boy: And I've made a new friend, talking with a guy over in India.

We go back to the host

Host: Disturbing news. All that and more after the break.
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