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Manu The Maori Warrior · **08-26-2014, 09:08 PM**

The sound of the Haka starts up and out steps Manu the Maori Warrior.

He does the Haka, and once that is finished he heads to the ring. He twirls his tiahaha (spear), all the way to the ring. He gets inside and twirls the spear some more. He lays it down at his feet, and walks over to the corner, and grabs a microphone. He walks back to the center of the ring and stares at the camera. He begins to speak.

"Nga Mihi nui ki a kotou katoa, nga tangata toa o te XWF. Ko Manu toku ingoa, kei konei ahau ki te takoto ki tenei wahi.

"Hello everyone of the XWF, my name is Manu, and I am here to participate in the wonderful world of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. I know I will make my Iwi back home proud. I am here to compete, I am here to win, I am here to be the best. Maori Warriors are known well amongst the outside world. We don't take shit from no one.

"No reira, tena koutou, tena koutou, tena tatou katoa."

Manu drops the microphone, as the Haka starts playing again, he picks up his spear, and makes his way out of the ring.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

MANU MANU?

Satoko · **08-26-2014, 10:08 PM**

Well that's a nice....long....tiahaha you've got there Manu, the spear isn't so bad either.

Luke Gunnar · **08-26-2014, 10:09 PM**

What's a warrior have to offer against a born and raised street fighting machine? I'd like to find out

Manu The Maori Warrior · **08-26-2014, 11:07 PM**

(08-26-2014, 09:34 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: MANU MANU?

Kaore koe i te tangata katakata. Ka rangona tera korero i nga wa katoa.

You're not funny dude. I've heard that before.

Do not belittle me dude you won't get away with it. My name is sacred.

Manu The Maori Warrior · **08-26-2014, 11:09 PM**

(08-26-2014, 10:08 PM)Satoko Said: Well that's a nice....long....tiahaha you've got there Manu, the spear isn't so bad either.

Kia ora mo tou korero, wahine attahua.

Thank you for sentiments beautiful.

Manu The Maori Warrior · **08-26-2014, 11:17 PM**

(08-26-2014, 10:09 PM)Luke Gunnar Said: What's a warrior have to offer against a born and raised street fighting machine? I'd like to find out

He wero tena?

Is that a challenge?

Luke Gunnar · **08-26-2014, 11:25 PM**

No. It wasn't a challenge. I intend to see what a man you can be with your 'hometown pride' whether you want me too or not.

Manu The Maori Warrior · **08-27-2014, 12:04 AM**

(08-26-2014, 11:25 PM)Luke Gunnar Said: No. It wasn't a challenge. I intend to see what a man you can be with your 'hometown pride' whether you want me too or not.

Me pehea te mahi pena?

How would you go about doing that?

It sounds like you are calling me out?

Ka karanga atu koe ki ahau, ko toku ki, ae.

If that's the case I accept your so called challenge, your so called calling.

**08-27-2014, 08:03 AM**

"You look like some kind of negro. We don't like darkies here. Go back to Africa. Manu manu eats a lot of dick. Manu manu.

ass prick."

Bob Murray · (08-27-2014)

In my youth I travelled the African continent. Never did I see something so absurd! Is this the kind of 'star' that precedes me nowadays? Sir, I must ask you to wipe off the facepaint, put on some clothes and get a regular job. My audience doesn't want to see this.

Manu The Maori Warrior · (08-27-2014)

(08-27-2014, 08:03 AM)SwagMire Said: "You look like some kind of negro. We don't like darkies here. Go back to Africa. Manu manu eats a lot of dick. Manu manu. ass prick."

Kahore au he negro, kahore au no afrika hoki. He tae Parauri ke.

I'm no negro, nor am I from Africa either. I am brown. Not Negro.

Get your facts straight Mr Swagmire.

No Aotearoa Ahau, kei otatautahi.

I am from New Zealand, I am from Christchurch.

Ko Manu ahau, he ingoa tino tapu noa atu. he manu hei haere ki te rangi

Manu is a sacred name to my people. Manu means Bird. To fly in the sky.

Mena he whakahihi koe ki a hau he wero tena. Wero kei te pai ki ahau.

If you disrespect me thats a challenge. And if you want a challenge that's fine with me.

Manu The Maori Warrior · **08-27-2014, 01:52 PM**

(08-27-2014, 10:23 AM)Bob Murray Said: In my youth I travelled the African continent. Never did I see something so absurd! Is this the kind of 'star' that precedes me nowadays? Sir, I must ask you to wipe off the facepaint, put on some clothes and get a regular job. My audience doesn't want to see this.

He wahi tino rereke raua atu tenei, he pouri nga tangata hei whakahihi nga tangata ki era wahi.

Tnis a diffrent place to what I am use to, so much anti people from aboard. You don't know the story. You are so racist I can see it for miles.

My face paint does not come off. It's a tamoko. It links me to my family. It links me to my ancestors, and it links me with Maoridom.

I wear normal clothes, these are just for challenges.

And if you think I'm from Afica then think again you idiot.

I am from Aotearoa. That is New Zealand, and that is in the South Pacific, next to Australia.

You're an american arse hole who doesn't know their facts. Get your facts straight. And stop being so anti.

(08-27-2014)

"Nigga. Take a shower and brush yo teeth. Smells like you been chewing on a dog dick for days."

Bob Murray · **08-28-2014, 01:34 AM**

Racist? Well! I am highly offended. I have a mind to report you for libel. I have sponsors! Besides which, every month one dollar of my income goes to one of you. I give you water!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

(08-26-2014, 11:07 PM)Manu The Maori Warrior Said:
(08-26-2014, 09:34 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: MANU MANU?

Kaore koe i te tangata katakata. Ka rangona tera korero i nga wa katoa.

You're not funny dude. I've heard that before.

Do not belittle me dude you won't get away with it. My name is sacred.

u dont scare anyone dude. and watch you're tone with the KING.. I'll stick that bamboo stck up your ass

Tommy Gunn · (08-29-2014)

Speaking of people who don't scare anyone...Hi Peter.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

i scared your mom ;)

Scorpio · (08-28-2014)

(08-28-2014, 09:35 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(08-26-2014, 11:07 PM)Manu The Maori Warrior Said:
(08-26-2014, 09:34 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: MANU MANU?

Kaore koe i te tangata katakata. Ka rangona tera korero i nga wa katoa.

You're not funny dude. I've heard that before.

Do not belittle me dude you won't get away with it. My name is sacred.

u dont scare anyone dude. and watch you're tone with the KING.. I'll stick that bamboo stck up your ass

Always threatening to shove things up people's asses and constantly telling men to suck your dick?

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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

its called a gimmick.. find one

Scorpio · (08-29-2014)

(08-28-2014, 08:21 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: its called a gimmick.. find one

So you admit that you're a gay gimmick?

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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

no i admit im better than u ;)

Scorpio · (08-29-2014)

(08-28-2014, 08:45 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: no i admit im better than u ;)

Pete, I really don't feel like beating the ever loving piss out of you.... again. But I will, so don't tempt me.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

try it ill beat u again like i did when i took u and frodos tag belts

**08-28-2014, 09:21 PM**

"Peter, Dim won't help you the next time. You can't take Scorpio without help. You know that."

Scorpio · (08-28-2014)

(08-28-2014, 09:21 PM)SwagMire Said: "Peter, Dim won't help you the next time. You can't take Scorpio without help. You know that."

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But if you REALLY want to add another loss to your record and you REALLY want me to prove you'll never be in my league again then set it up. I'll chill out on the couch eating Cheetos all week, roll off of it the night of the show, come to the arena, and leave orange hand prints all over your fucked up face when I pimp slap you from one side of the ring to the other.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

Typical

Tommy Gunn · **08-29-2014, 04:10 AM**

(08-28-2014, 08:21 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: its called a gimmick.. find one

So are you telling us all that it's an act?

Are you not actually a flaming homosexual? You just like to pretend that your one?

That makes sense.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

no tommy. im the most decorated champion this place has ever seen.. win a few titles then come talk to me. for now.. SUCK MY DICK

Blizzard · (08-29-2014)

(08-29-2014, 09:21 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: no tommy. im the most decorated champion this place has ever seen.. win a few titles then come talk to me. for now.. SUCK MY DICK

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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

fuck nick cage! I'm a bigger star than him!

kmoney · (08-29-2014)

(08-29-2014, 09:21 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: no tommy. im the most decorated champion this place has ever seen.. win a few titles then come talk to me. for now.. SUCK MY DICK

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~~MARIA BRINK~~ · (08-29-2014)

Peter, baby. Are you playing Raw 2014 again? Because that's the only way anything you've said could be true.

Tommy Gunn · (08-29-2014)

No Peter, you are the fed's most decorated pedophile, homo and imbecile.

Hell of a trifecta there.

That is what you will be remembered for.

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · **08-29-2014, 10:49 AM**

Dean, and Azrael. Looks like Peter doesn't even take those.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-29-2014)

Pricks and hangers on going for Peter...

Some things never change.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-30-2014)

yeah they need to hop off my anaconda

**08-30-2014, 05:37 AM**

"As Peter's Friend I have a question. Did anyone of you stop and wonder why always Peter? Maybe because he picks fights, tells people to suck his dick, acts like a high school Freshman, and challenges people only to run away. Peter brings most of the heat on himself. Not all, but most of it. And if I recall, Collins and Peter's issues go back years."

**08-30-2014, 06:39 AM**

(08-30-2014, 05:37 AM)SwagMire Said: NOTICE ME! NOTICE ME! NOTICE ME!

Do I have to?

(08-30-2014, 05:37 AM)SwagMire Said: And if I recall, Collins and Peter's issues go back years."

There's nothing I like better than a history lesson from a guy who's been here for a cup of coffee.

**08-30-2014, 06:56 AM**

"Just reminding you of facts you seem to be entirely ignorant on. But cute way to try and deflect it from you being a whiny needy attention whore who only defends Peter because it will get you some attention and maybe adoration. How about you keep your kyke nose where it belongs? Not in Peter's shit trying to defend him. He's a big boy, he doesn't need the only vagina more gaped and whiny than his trying to stick up for him. Go back to crying about Scully using the Union Flag some more."

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