Ferguson Middle School
Ferguson, Missouri

Standing outside of the school is the man known only as ANARCHY. Next to him is his bitch Harley. A rather large female rottweiler.

The woman squints trying to focus on looking at the man she believes to be Carl the Clown's eyes. "You're blind?"

The Assistant principal takes “Carl The Clown’s” que and exits the room. A loud bang is heard from across the room which then draws Anarchy’s attention. Anarchy proceeds to door and with both hands pushes the two doors open. Backed up a few feet from the door is a white panel van. Standing on the outside of the van are two men whose faces are painted to look like clowns. They immediately get to work and start unloading various props and placing them on the stage. One of the props is an oversized Jack In the Box.

As the unloading of props winds students and teachers start filing into the auditorium. Anarchy stands in the center of the stage, his hands in his pockets as he waits for the rest of the students and teachers to enter the room and take their seats. Anarchy’s henchmen leave the building and shut the two exterior doors as they go.


Once the last student takes a seat the Assistant Principal takes the stage and puts her right hand up, a move the signifies that those in attendance are to cease talking. The gesture works and within seconds everyone in the room is silent.

The students and teachers begin clapping for their guest. Anarchy remands standing in place waiting for the applause to die down. When it finally does he takes a step forward and looks out at the crowd.

Again the children and teachers in the room cheer for the man with the painted face standing before them.

Instead of getting the name of an animal tossed at him instead it is a chorus of boos.

This time a more appropriate response as the kids in the room start to cheer.

”Well for this I am going to need a volunteer.” Anarchy looks out into the crowd and settles on the biggest kid he can find. An African American boy who despite being in middle school looks like he could start at Left Tackle for the Saint Louis Rams.”You son, with the black t-shirt on and diamond studded earrings. Come up here.”

The boy in question stands up and after celebrating and slapping hands with some of his classmates walks up to the stage and stands next to Anarchy.

The boy gives Anarchy an look akin to buffudlement but does what the “clown” asks. He walks over to the Jack In The Box and using all his strength starts turning the crank. As he does so the “Pop Goes The Weasel” plays. With all eyes focused on the young boy and the Jack In the Box no one notices Anarchy making his way towards the two metals doors off to the left.

The song ends and a second later the door to the Jack In The Box opens and out pops the mangled and bloodied body of Kathy Sandusky. Principal of Ferguson Middle. The students erupt in a mixture of screams and cheers. Jamal starts vomiting where he stands. One of the teachers in the front row makes a beeline for Jamal and pulls him away from the box.

All the while with Anarchy’s back to the doors taking in the chaos that unfolds before. He whistles to Harley who breaks away from her leash and runs over towards Anarchy just as he kicks open the doors to the building. Anarchy and Harley both exit the building. Anarchy climbs while Harley jumps into the white windowless panel van that was waiting for him.

Anarchy looks towards the back of the van where a hog tied and gaged clown is rolling around, trying to speak but being muted by the aforementioned gag.