I really wanted to face Peter Gilmour for the title because I think he earned a shot at the belt. Peter is very busy though and there is a long line of people who want to face him because he is a good competitor. He can have a match with me for my belt on whatever date is good for him.
At Relentless though I want to have a match with somebody because people have been making jokes about my title. Mr. XWF said this really funny joke about how I should give it to him so he can use it to wipe his butt; I laughed and laughed, but I couldn't help but realize that although it was all fun and games there must be a sliver of truth to his joke or else it wouldn't have been funny.
I think the belt is really good though and not for butts :<), so I think there should be a fight at the big show for it. I cried a lot when I won this title, but it wasn't because I was sad. I cried because the title belt was so beautiful it was like a baby. I saw a lot of babies while I was a doctor, but this baby was really special to me because I made it by pinning Waylon.
I've spoken to a lot of mothers and they feel the same way. I'm starting to cry because my baby is so cute.
If Vellore Brommer or Arryn Connolly want to step up and try to claim my baby then they can try, but if they're injured or something I'll wrestle with anybody who's not too busy. Nothing made those mothers prouder than putting their children on the line in fights. This is my chance to be a good parent, so somebody please answer this challenge. The belt isn't really toilet paper or a baby that was a metaphor; Mr. XWF was just trying to teach me about parenthood and being a champion.
Good luck to my opponent!
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can i get the winner of your match? assuming it might be u, i think this would be a good match
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(08-07-2014, 10:04 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: can i get the winner of your match?
Hell in a Cell.
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(08-07-2014, 10:01 PM)Miss Joy Said: Oh! Ohh! Ohh me! Over here!
Pick me pick me Mr. Parsh!
Pretty please?!
It will be a really fun match! The winner gets to face Peter, okay?
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No one forgot you. You've just yet to earn anything. You got a victory because Gunn handed it to you, then you lost it first chance you had to defend it. You'd lose here. Why waste the match on you? You sub-Gilmourisian fool. You're even less than Green. Long gone are the days when men like Tax actually earned shots. Now we have useless babes still on their mothers' tits crying for them. Cry well, little baby. Your tears fall on deaf ears.
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(08-08-2014, 04:27 AM)Mr WGWF Said: No one forgot you. You've just yet to earn anything. You got a victory because Gunn handed it to you, then you lost it first chance you had to defend it. You'd lose here. Why waste the match on you? You sub-Gilmourisian fool. You're even less than Green. Long gone are the days when men like Tax actually earned shots. Now we have useless babes still on their mothers' tits crying for them. Cry well, little baby. Your tears fall on deaf ears.
"Do you ever shut the fuck up?"
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(08-07-2014, 10:04 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: can i get the winner of your match?
Hell in a Cell.
Why not
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He was just going to walk away from this. After all, he had a Tag Team Match on Monday to focus on. But then, he heard those words. "Win a match that matters on your own and see what happens". A paraphrase, but the gist, nonetheless. He stopped and turned toward the camera, then pulled his cigarettes and lighter from his pocket. He took one of the cancer sticks between his lips, smoke billowing out of his nostrils as he puffed on it. He blew smoke into the camera.
"Never in my two millenia of living on this ball of shit have I ever seen someone whom frazzles my nerves more. Well played, Mister Dubbya Gee Dubbya Eff. But you know what?"The cherry glows brighter as he inhales, then exhales more smoke."I'm not going to let it bother me. Because there's really no reason. I mean, I know I am feared as well as respected, and for good reason. I have executed gladiators. I have murdered both world leaders, and my own blood alike. But you..."His lips curled upwards at the corners, eyes flashing red."...wouldn't be worth it. A waste of time, if you will."His gaze falls on Peter Gilmour, as he points a talon at WGWF."Have fun wasting your time on "that", Gilmour."
The omnipotent Immortal flicked his cigarette butt into the camera and walked away, whistling "Jesus Loves the Children".
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Look at that, the failed lump of abandoned hopes and dreams. He's retreating in failure. I beat him almost as Davids, the paper champion, and we've never stepped into a ring. Go you. Tell us more stories filled with lies.
ill havwe fun taking those dildos on your head and shoving them down your throat till u pass out
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So, Peter, you thinking ducking my challenges, but issuing bold claims about dildos makes you sound impressive? Such a sad little life you lead. Go on, hide behind others and make your threats. You've never been able to stand on your own two feet, and you never will.
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(08-08-2014, 11:52 AM)Mr WGWF Said: So, Peter, you thinking ducking my challenges, but issuing bold claims about dildos makes you sound impressive? Such a sad little life you lead. Go on, hide behind others and make your threats. You've never been able to stand on your own two feet, and you never will.
uh dickhead i accepted your challenge for the match but its on MY TERMS! HOUSE OF HELL EXPLODING CAGE OF DEATH MATCH!
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(08-08-2014, 11:52 AM)Mr some shitty fed Said: So, Peter, you thinking ducking my challenges, but issuing bold claims about dildos makes you sound impressive? Such a sad little life you lead. Go on, hide behind others and make your threats. You've never been able to stand on your own two feet, and you never will.
uh dickhead i accepted your challenge for the match but its on MY TERMS! HOUSE OF HELL EXPLODING CAGE OF DEATH MATCH!
No, I told it has to be a Loser leaves the Fed match. It can be any type of match you want, as long as the loser has to leave forever when it's all said and done. You didn't answer that challenge. You've just rambled about dildos and iron clad contracts. Trying to get out this challenge because you're afraid that you can't beat me, and my Backer will force you out. .
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You think my backer is CCP? You think Chris has the power to do what I said he can do? Peter, you really are a fool. Maybe it's Randall Cross. Maybe I'm CCP under this mask. And are you agreeing to a loser leaves town match?
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(08-08-2014, 07:13 PM)Mr WGWF Said: You think my backer is CCP? You think Chris has the power to do what I said he can do? Peter, you really are a fool. Maybe it's '. Maybe I'm CCP under this mask. And are you agreeing to a loser leaves town match?
nah thought it over.. u and the rest of the fed can SUCK MY DICK
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Choda Boy... Choda Boy... is there anyone here you haven't got in the face of yet? Do you really think you or your "boss" are doing yourselves any favors by trying to piss off everyone in XWF? The only thing you are doing is opening a new can of worms every time you open your cocksucker. Worms do bite and although 1 worm doesn't bite very hard, a whole army of them do and that is what you have awoken, an entire army of killer worms ready to rip you a new asshole for every dildo you own.
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win or lose i am going to expose you for the fraud u are.. SLATER!
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