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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-02-2014, 08:43 AM**

"Three letters for you, one repeats. H. E. L. L."

Scorpio · (08-02-2014)

Hot European Lusty Liaisons?

Which volume? They kind of got boring after six.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-02-2014, 06:28 PM**

"I'm going to start by killing Gary. Then Archie will suffer."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-02-2014, 07:33 PM**

Has Everyone Liked Losing?

Tommy Gunn · (08-02-2014)

You sure as shit must because you are so God damn good at it.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-02-2014, 07:41 PM**

"Tommy! You wanna help me torture a Wallaby? We do it for Paul."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-02-2014, 08:48 PM**

(08-02-2014, 07:39 PM)Tommy Gunn Said: You sure as shit must because you are so God damn good at it.

when was the last time u won anything

? yeah thought so

Tommy Gunn · **08-03-2014, 05:19 AM**

I've won as many matches as you this past month.

Fun Fact: I haven't had any matches this month.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-03-2014, 06:59 AM**

Uh I've won matchesthis month u stupid prick

Tommy Gunn · **08-03-2014, 07:11 AM**

(08-03-2014, 06:59 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Uh I've won matchesthis month u stupid prick

You're right. You won a match this month. Against Clyde fucking Baker.

That's something to be proud of.

Meanwhile you lost to Clean Lucena and you lost a tag team match.

So you had 3 matches this month compared to my 0 and you won a grand total of 1 of them.

You still haven't addressed the fact that you agreed to face me this upcoming week and then pussed out because you wanted a tag team match with Soldier.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-03-2014, 11:17 AM**

i never asked for a match with you, you stupid

! and u will never get one!

Tommy Gunn · **08-03-2014, 11:56 AM**

You're right Peter you never asked for a match with me. But you did accept one.

As evidence by...

(07-12-2014, 03:16 PM)Peter "I cry like a little bitch" Gilmour Said: Ok tommy gunn.. u and me august 6th warfare. Xtreme barbedwire cage match. I'll show u wat happens when u challenge pure evil!!

You were saying?

Scorpio · (08-03-2014)

(08-03-2014, 11:56 AM)Tommy Gunn Said: You're right Peter you never asked for a match with me. But you did accept one.

As evidence by...

(07-12-2014, 03:16 PM)Peter "I cry like a little bitch" Gilmour Said: Ok tommy gunn.. u and me august 6th warfare. Xtreme barbedwire cage match. I'll show u wat happens when u challenge pure evil!!

You were saying?

Tommy don't talk shit to Peter, he did exactly what he said he would, he showed you what happens when you challenge pure evil!! Apparently pure evil backs down.

**08-03-2014, 12:34 PM**

"Peter, you made a spectacle about how you were going to beat me? What happened? But then, I have a knack for beating white bitches. Also, Fred. Attack Archie, I'll help you. But leave Giovanni and Gary alone."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-03-2014, 06:12 PM**

(08-03-2014, 11:56 AM)Tommy Gunn Said: You're right Peter you never asked for a match with me. But you did accept one.

As evidence by...

(07-12-2014, 03:16 PM)Peter "I cry like a little bitch" Gilmour Said: Ok tommy gunn.. u and me august 6th warfare. Xtreme barbedwire cage match. I'll show u wat happens when u challenge pure evil!!

You were saying?

i wasnt that guy

Tommy Gunn · (08-03-2014)

I would believe that.

Ifffffffffffffffffff you didn't have a history of trying backing out of matches, you know that's where the term "Gilmour Special" came from.

Oh and you already tried the "I was not that guy" defense once before, it didn't work then, it still doesn't.

You are a pussy and a coward. I'd tell you to watch your back but even if you saw me coming you'd probably trip and fall trying to "swat" a gnat.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-03-2014, 06:37 PM**

i think you should watch your back. you'll never know when it's gonna come..

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-04-2014)

"It won't be coming soon. I know that. He's untouchable, like Kevin Costner."

Tommy Gunn · (08-04-2014)

Oh shit.

Epic comeback bro.

Fucking imbecile.

Shame your partner isn't here to dig you out of the verbal ass beating you are getting.

I say better watch your back and he responds with "you better watch your back."

Gunn walks off shaking his damn fucking head. Or shdfh as Gilmo Faggins would say.

Scorpio · (08-03-2014)

(08-03-2014, 06:37 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i think you should watch your back. you'll never know when it's gonna come..

Well you would know after your intimate encounters with Frodo.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2014, 04:55 AM**

And you would know since I broke your jaw ;)

Tommy Gunn · **08-04-2014, 05:07 AM**

You did?

Are you sure?

Do you have any proof or is this another one of your erroneous statements?

Tommy Gunn · **08-04-2014, 06:37 AM**

Frodo has been after me about doing some real Heyman Alliance stuff so I figured what the hell, I would thrown the little horn dog a bone in the form of a Websters Pocket Dictionary so he could stand there and try and educate the world. One simpleton at a time.

I tried to get him to tell Peter the defention aloud but all he could talk about his upcoming wedding. The little shit is just so excited.

Speaking of excited, Peter are you excited for the beating I am going to give you at every single XWF event until you grow a set of balls and face me?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-04-2014, 06:51 AM**

(08-04-2014, 06:37 AM)Tommy Gunn Said: Frodo has been after me about doing some real Heyman Alliance stuff so I figured what the hell, I would thrown the little horn dog a bone in the form of a Websters Pocket Dictionary so he could stand there and try and educate the world. One simpleton at a time.

I tried to get him to tell Peter the defention aloud but all he could talk about his upcoming wedding. The little shit is just so excited.

Speaking of excited, Peter are you excited for the beating I am going to give you at every single XWF event until you grow a set of balls and face me.

"Hashtag Besties Forever."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-04-2014, 07:20 AM**

"You're just jelly that you got stuck with Griffin and my fiance gets a real man. Named Tommy. We've agreed to partner share."

Tommy Gunn · **08-04-2014, 07:57 AM**

Hold on here.

I never agreed to partner swap.

Ever.

I don't share anything except for a strong dislike of pussies like Peter Gilmour.

Speaking of, I wouldn't fuck Frodo's future ex wife with Gilmour's supposed 8 inch pencil.

Not even if it was wrapped in tinfoil.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-04-2014, 08:00 AM**

"And Tommy is not a Shemale. He is all that is male, with his 13 inch dick. Soft. I've been peaking on him in the showers. And while he sleeps. How could anyone confuse that massive man beast for anything but a man? Also, what's wrong with Sarah, Tommy? She's sexy as hell, and can triple herself. How many times have you seen a woman who can shit themselves, cum, and vomit at the same time? Can Griffin do that, Olive?"

Tommy Gunn · **08-04-2014, 08:05 AM**

What's wrong with Sarah?

Where to begin?

No seriously, where do I even start?

That twat has more wrong with her than raYne and you know that cum guzzling queen is a fucking dumpster fire.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-04-2014, 08:09 AM**

"Is it her booty? Do you not like perfect booties? I understand. Or is it because she's white?"

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-04-2014, 08:20 AM**

(08-04-2014, 08:11 AM)Olive Pendershore Said:
(08-04-2014, 08:00 AM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "And Tommy is not a Shemale. He is all that is male, with his 13 inch dick. Soft. I've been peaking on him in the showers. And while he sleeps. How could anyone confuse that massive man beast for anything but a man? Also, what's wrong with Sarah, Tommy? She's sexy as hell, and can triple herself. How many times have you seen a woman who can shit themselves, cum, and vomit at the same time? Can Griffin do that, Olive?"

I never called Tommy a shemale. I thoroughly enjoyed that you suggested that Tommy was fucking your fiance though. Who is a shemale. Cause she's got tits and dick and that equals shemale.

Learn to comprehend words!

"Sorry, thought you said Tommy's a fucking shemale. My bad. Anyway, who cares that Sarah was born a boy? Tommy sure doesn't. They're best friends, same as he and I are. And I didn't suggest it, I flat out said it. If Tommy wants to fuck Sarah, I'm ok with it."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-04-2014, 08:42 AM**

(08-04-2014, 08:38 AM)Olive Pendershore Said: Well I meant you suggested the idea of Tommy fucking Sarah by saying that he was. Not that you offered up a suggestion. But you're right. It's not a suggested idea... it's a lie. Cause Tommy already said he'd never do it. Sounds like he cares if Sarah was born a boy.

Do you always lie about your friends or is Tommy the exception? Better question... is Tommy being yours and Sarah's best friend also a lie?

I'm just going to assume yes even if you say otherwise. You're a liar and if you lie about one thing it's safe to assume it's all lies unless visual aid proves otherwise.

"I feel like Tommy is my best friend. And Sarah has no say in the matter. As for the thing about him fucking her, the offer stands. If he wants to, he can. I thought they did fuck already."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-04-2014, 09:57 AM**

"Where did Tommy say we weren't best friends? He just said he's not boning Sarah. Maybe he's just not wanting to rub it in my face that he's throwing my wife better cock than I can. I'm a moderate lover at best. Tommy? He's the best you'll find. Next to Theo or Azrael."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **08-04-2014, 10:13 AM**

"Since my claims were about out friendship and his relations with Sarah, and you're calling them into question it's a fair assumption that you don't believe we're friends. Admit it, you and Griffin are just sad that you can't join the Heyman Alliance and be awesome best friends like Davids, Tommy, Kendall, and me. We're getting matching tattoos when I get back from my honeymoon.

Oh, and I wouldn't fuck Sarah with Peter's dick. He doesn't deserve the pleasure of her wonderful body. Come back when you figure out how to triple yourself."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2014, 01:13 PM**

frodo has no talent dude

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2014, 05:09 PM**

i think u have me mistaken for frodo ;)

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-04-2014)

"First, Peter, I have enough talent that I made you cum with my cock. You moaned in pleasure. Begged me to go deeper.

Two. I've been with women with vaginas. Hence my children, and your lack of children.

Three. Fuck you, Peter. You're a sexist pig."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-04-2014)

1.. I get more pussy then you
2.. look at #1
3.. I m more talented and sexier than you
4. your children are adopted!
5. Women with vaginas that were BORN A MAN

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-04-2014)

(08-04-2014, 06:13 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: 1.. I get more pussy then you
2.. look at #1
3.. I m more talented and sexier than you
4. your children are adopted!
5. Women with vaginas that were BORN A MAN

"1. I fucked your wife. A lot.
2. See 1.
3. If it helps you sleep at night.
4.No, they're my flesh and blood. I had to DNA test Katie, and I was there the day JG was born. He's my flesh.
5.I tend to not bang them after they get the SRS. You really don't know much about me. It's sad.

Also, thank you for not denying that you came from my cock."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-04-2014, 06:30 PM**

I didnt cum cuz it never happened. u live in a fantasy world

and maury proved u r a liar!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-04-2014)

"I've never been on Maury. I don't even watch it. Also, you admitted it, multiple times, and we've all seen the footage. I'm not going to debate the sanctity of your anal canal anymore. The world knows you liked my cock."

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