DARREN DANGEROUS RESURFACES IN XWF
Story By: Bass Smallmouth

Perhaps the most controversial figure in American professional wrestling has returned from a long absence from the sport after the downfall of World Wrestling Xtreme (WWX) where he held the world title multiple times as well as invented and left WWX with the Ultra-Violence Championship he won at a WWX tournament and was crowned Lord of Ultra-Violence.

His career in WWX might have been long lasting but his time in the company proved to bring much success and controversy to his career. Dangerous's most noted publicity stunt was the adult film "Lord Of The Cock Rings" opposite his then manager, the beautiful Amanda Hands. Despite it's sexual content, the film, mocking Lord Of The Rings, had an amazing production value that won both Darren Dangerous and Amanda Hands several film awards along with the film's director, Tim Burton. Dangerous playe d the lead male role of Dildo Daggens who was charged with the task to take a gold cock ring he found in a cave to be destroyed in the fiery pits of Passion, the kingdom where the cock ring was forged. The cock ring in question gave it's bearer the uncanny ability to perform sexual acts as if he were a god. After filming the movie, Dangerous returned to WWX proclaiming himself to be "The God Of Fuck". Soon later, Amanda Hands turned on him costing him the WWX World Championship in which he was set on fire and was out of action for quite some time.

After WWX's bankruptcy, Dangerous appeared from time to time in various promotions but each appearance was short lived as he would either be banned for permanently injuring various talents and one for having an alleged affair with the owner's wife.

Darren Dangerous has always been just that, dangerous. If you are his friend or someone he can trust he was always considered the guy who would give you the shirt off his back but if anyone ever did anything in the slightest that he had a problem with, that poor individual was marked for life.

What can XWF expect from Darren Dangerous? Well that's the problem, no one ever knows what to expect from him but anyone who has ever tuned in on television or attended a live show to watch him have never been disappointed and will most likely never be disappointed.

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