"Ricky, let me tell you some things, you ignorant ass fuck. I didn't threaten you with anyone. I informed you of who I am, and who my friends are. Because it's important to know when you're facing Heyman Alliance A-Team. Davids, Gunn, and I worked our asses off to be on the A-Team. Because we're powerhouses. We didn't make it there by being weaklings. No, so get your facts straight. I'm sorry you can't figure things out. And no, it wasn't a threat when I told you that you pissed Archie off, either. It's a fact, you pissed off the guy refereeing our match. Because you're incapable of planning ahead, or figuring out who to attack. But, hey thanks for sending the Wallabies to the wrong place. I don't stay in Hotels like that. Glad to know you're capable of doing research for all your shit talk.
Tell me, is it lovely with your head so far up your own ass you can't help but taste your own trachea? Because you're quite full of your own ignorant shit. You want to go on and try and point out where you think I'm flawed for thinking Raul doesn't like Yankees, and your defense is things that happened under Fidel's ruling? What about the time Raul took the mine hostage and killed them all with a Machine Gun? What about the time that Raul and Che disrespected President Kennedy? How well versed are you on the Cuban Revolution? Because that whole ordeal paints a picture of Raul disliking Yankees. Not only that, but Jon Lee Anderson gives that pristine indication, if not expresses those words exactly, in his biography of Ernest Guevara De La Serna.
Not that I'm going to try and argue with you over Raul's personal interests, because frankly I don't like Commies, or Socialists. Don't trust em, any man that doesn't love the U.S. Of A. is a man who should be shot in the sack. Do you love the U.S.? I don't care if you're Kennedy Nikemendes, or John Samuels, I will make sure to kick your teeth in. One at a fucking time. Because I have tiny feet. It's actually kind of sad sometimes. Do you realize I have to buy my shoes from the Kid's section? And what's worse, they don't do Sonic Shoes anymore. It's just not cool, I want to either have bigger feet or have Sonic Shoes. Why can't I have cool shoes? Tell me that, Rocky. You seem to think you know so much, so tell me why I can't get Sonic the fucking Hedgehog shoes.
Oh, and tell your buddy I don't touch Pot. It's for pussies, I only handle the hard stuff. . I don't even smoke pot. Nor do I smoke tobacco, or drink much. Because I'm hardcore with my addictions. You can't beat me in the ring, and no one here can out addict me. I modified a ventilator so I can get high while I sleep. So, suck on that. Fuckers. Think you can get one up on me? Think a fucking gain. Think before you send your shitty Wallabies to the wrong place. Frodo Smackins won't be sleeping in any hotel this week. I'm going straight up bad ass, and I'm going to sleep under a bridge. My fiance might be sleeping in a hotel, but not one with Wallabies. She don't sleep in the hotels provided by the XWF. They're too low end for her. She's looking for a job cause she's broke one week then we get together and bitch is Lady Godiva or something. Whatever, it's all good cause I love her. She tripled herself with me, not like got three times bigger, or became three times the woman. No, she was ass fucking me, and she threw up on the bed as she explosively shat out a volcano of feces, as she came. That's right, my fiance shit herself and threw up during sex. It was awesome. That's the moment I knew she was the one for me. How'd you know the McDonald's ho was for you? Did you spread drop her pants on the Frylator? Fucking ass."
Frodo is in the same position as when we last left him. Sitting on the toilet alone needing Toilet Paper. He's been alone for nearly an hour. Suddenly the front door opens, and someone comes in.
"Eh! Who is it? I need help! I'm trapped."
Katie walks towards the sound of her father's voice passing the bottle of Champagne with about 1/4 of it gone. She picks it up, examines it, and brings it to her face for a taste. When the smell of Ass hits her. She immediately sets it down.
"Hey, Daddy. It's me. Where are you?"
"I'm in the toilet. I boofed some Champagne, then it gave me horrible shits. I ran out of TP. I need some more. Please hurry, I've been trapped in here for what feels like a day."[lightblue]
"Boof? does that mean shoving a bottle up your ass? Is that why the Three Hundred Dollar bottle Crack bought me for graduation is opened and smells like shit?"
[lightblue]"Yes. To both of them. Please help me."
"Why did you 'Boof' my Champagne?"
"Because I got nervous. Sarah started changing our relationship, and I'm afraid I won't be able to commit to what she wants, and I don't wanna lose her. Please get the TP. This burns."
"Daddy. Girls do that when you give them a ring. Sarah was just playing around before. She was feeling out where you were at, and how comfortable you could be with her. Now that she knows you're in the long haul, she's going to ask for what she wants. Which deep down is just you. What'd she ask of you?"
"No more random sex with other people. No more threesomes. And I had to change my intro music. I agreed to it all for her. Even sent the XWF the email about removing the hookers from my changing rooms, and the music."
"She wants you to herself because you asked her if she would join you as one person forever. That's what people do when they get married. At least she didn't ask you not to masturbate anymore. I don't know what I'd do if a guy asked me not to cum all over myself before I go to bed. God, I love fucking my dildo stupi before passing out."
"Right, I get your sentiment, but I never need to hear about your coochie again. Not ever. And please get the toilet paper. Please."
"Whatever. I have to hear about your sex life. Hell, I walked in on you having a threesome with Azrael."
"And I walked in on your brother going down on you. We're pretty even there. Toilet paper. Now."
"I'm gonna go call Flynn. Or that Bobby Zi guy. I made myself horny. Laters daddy."
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. I don't even smoke pot. Nor do I smoke tobacco, or drink much. Because I'm hardcore with my addictions. You can't beat me in the ring, and no one here can out addict me. I modified a ventilator so I can get high while I sleep. So, suck on that. Fuckers. Think you can get one up on me? Think a fucking gain. Think before you send your shitty Wallabies to the wrong place. Frodo Smackins won't be sleeping in any hotel this week. I'm going straight up bad ass, and I'm going to sleep under a bridge. My fiance might be sleeping in a hotel, but not one with Wallabies. She don't sleep in the hotels provided by the XWF. They're too low end for her. She's looking for a job cause she's broke one week then we get together and bitch is Lady Godiva or something. Whatever, it's all good cause I love her. She tripled herself with me, not like got three times bigger, or became three times the woman. No, she was ass fucking me, and she threw up on the bed as she explosively shat out a volcano of feces, as she came. That's right, my fiance shit herself and threw up during sex. It was awesome. That's the moment I knew she was the one for me. How'd you know the McDonald's ho was for you? Did you spread drop her pants on the Frylator? Fucking ass."![[Image: ZXX7HJw.png?1]](http://i.imgur.com/ZXX7HJw.png?1)
