JOEY STYLES: Welcome everyone to a special addition of Shove It Weekend. We are on XWF Survivor Island, where 8 XWF Wrestlers are about to compete for the title of the first ever XWF Survivor.

EVENT #1: JOUSTING MATCH #1: Kendall Savannah Sawyer vs Frodo Smackins

JOEY STYLES: Here's the first match for the First Event the Jousting.

Kendall and Frodo look at one another as they head to the opposite sides of the arena. They have both been given their lances, and they get set. The Referee blows the whistle, and Sawyer and Smackins run at one another. Smackins manages to hit Sawyer first, and she drops to the ground. Smackins drops his lance, and covers Sawyer.

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JOEY STYLES: Kendall just kicks out of that. They have to do all that again.



A very sore Kendall, and smiling Frodo walk back to their positions. They are given their lances. They are set. The Referee blows the whistle, and Swayer and Smackins again one at one another. Smackins once again manages to hit Sawyer first. She drops to the ground, Smackins quickly drops his lance, and covers Sawyer again.


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JOEY STYLES: Again Kendall kicks out.


It's obvious Smackins is on top as he laughs all the way back to his position. Kendall doesn't look like she is enjoying this. She gets back to her position.

JOEY STYLES: They are set to go again.

Suddenly a bell sounds, and Mastermind steps into the arena.

JOEY STYLES: Here comes the special gm for this weekends Shove It Weekend Survivor Styles match.

MASTERMIND: Hi everyone, thanks to everyone for participating. Because it's my show today, I have the power to change things, and swap things around. Because Kendall Savannah Sawyer has survived her first two knock downs I'm changing her opponent. Frodo's as well.

Frodo your opponent is Adam Cabana, and Kendall your opponent is Anarchist Aaron Andrews. This match here is a draw. You both can compete again after the next match.

Mastermind leaves the arena. A confused Frodo and Sawyer drop their lances and they also leave the arena.

JOEY STYLES: Wow that was a big turn of events from Mastermind. It seems Kendall was lucky to escape there.

MATCH #2: Azrael Erebus vs Mark Flynn

Azrael and Mark walk into the arena, they too look slightly mystified at the ruling. They both get set, they get given their lances, and the referee blows his whistle.

Azrael and Mark run at one another, Mark gets to Azrael first, and hits him with his lancer. Azrael goes down, Mark drops his lancer and covers him.


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JOEY STYLES: Wow it looks as if didn't really stand a chance. Mark Flynn is moving into the second round.

MATCH #3: Anarchist Aaron Andrews vs Kendall Savannah Sawyer

As Azrael is dragged from the arena, Anarchist Aaron ANdrews and Kendall Savannah Sawyer walk into the arena.

JOEY STYLES: The winner here will meet Mark Flynn in the second round. Kendall hasn't had much of a rest either.


Both Andrews and Sawyer are set. They are both given their lances, and the referee blows his whistle. They run at each other.

Sawyer gets to Andrews first and connects with her lancer, knocking Andrews down. Sawyer drops and covers Andrews.

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JOEY STYLES: It's third time lucky for Kendall. She finally gets the luck, albeit on another opponent. Her second round tug of war match is against Mark Flynn.


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As Andrews is dragged out of the arena, Adam Cabana walks into the arena, and a smiling Frodo walks back into the arena as well. They both walk over to their respective areas, and is fitted for the match. They are then both given lances.

The referee blows the whistle, and Adam Cabana runs quickly, Frodo takes his time, and then speeds up, and as they get near one another Frodo extends his lance, and catches Cabana first. Cabana is knocked to the ground.

Frodo drops onto Cabana for the cover.


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JOEY STYLES: It's as easy as that. Frodo moves into the 2nd Round.

MATCH #5: Esuthigil Yeknoh vs Steely Sinatra

As Adam Cabana is dragged from the arena, everyone waits on Yeknoh and Sinatra. No sign of them. Their names are called. Suddenly someone shouts look at the water.

The camera shows both Yeknow and Sinatra in a boat, paddling away from the island very very quickly. It's obvious they're tying to escape.

JOEY STYLES: It seems as Yeknoh and Sinatra aren't really wanting to try being lanced. What does Mastermind say?

MASTERMIND: Both are disqualified. Frodo will face the winner of the next match.

MATCH #6: Maria Brink vs Percy Gain

Maria Brink and Percy Gain walk into the arena. They are both looking out at the water at the site of Yeknoh and Sinatra paddling into the distance.

JOEY STYLES: I think they're both wishing they could be aboard that boat right now.

Brink and Gain are set. They are given their lances. The referee blows his whistle.

Brink and Gain run at one another. Brink lashes at first and hits Gain. He hits the ground hard. Brink stops, drops her lance, and collapses onto Gain.


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JOEY STYLES: Just like that Maria picks up the win. The tug of war has Mark Flynn vs Kendall Savannah Sawyer and Frodo Smackins vs Maria Brink. The winner of both matches will advance to the Last Man Stadning Final match.

EVENT #2: TUG OF WAR MATCH #1: MARK FLYNN vs KENDALL SAVANNAH SAWYER

Mark Flynn and Kendall Savannah Sawyer walk into the arena, and both go to the opposite ends of a rather large rope. The referee checks in to see if they are both ready, and they say they are. He then blows his whistle.

Flynn quickly pulls on the rope, and Kendall is caught off guard, and tries to dig her feet into the ground. But Flynn has the rope in his area. The referee blows the whistle. Flynn drops his rope, and runs at Kendall, and spears her, and covers her.



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JOEY STYLES: Wow Mark with the quick spear, but Kendall kicks out of the cover.

Mark gets up and stomps back to his rope. Kendall gets up groggily. She walks back to her side. They both get ready to go again.

The referee checks that both Flynn and Kendall are set to go. He blows his whistle. Once again Flynn yanks at the rope, and once again Kendall is caught off guard, and is completley yanked back to Mark.

Mark yanks again and again, and gets Kendalls rope in his area, the referee blows his whistle, and Mark runs and hits a groggy Kendall with a clothes line. Mark covers Kendall.

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JOEY STYLES: This time Mark gets the three count, and he moves into the final.

MATCH #2: MARIA BRINK vs FRODO SMACKINS

Kendall is dragged from the arena, as both Maria Brink, and Frodo Smackins walk into arena. They both walk to opposite ends of the rope. Mark Flynn walks up to Frodo and looks down at him. Frodo looks back up.

JOEY STYLES: As the first finalist, Mark Flynn is sizing up Frodo so to speak. He feels Frodo is going to be his opponent in the final.


The referee tells Mark to move, and Mark leaves the arena. The referee checks that both Maria and Frodo are ready. They both say they are, although Frodo is distracted as he is watching Flynn leave the arena.

The referee blows his whistle, and Maria yanks on her rope, catching Frodo off guard. By the time he is focused, most of his rope is in Maria's end. Which means as the Referee blows his whistle to give the advantage to Maria, Frodo has to give her one shot.

Maria walks up to Frodo and boots him in the face, and as he goes down, Maria covers him.


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JOEY STYLES: Frodo just manages to kick out of that. That was lucky.

Maria and Frodo get up, and heads back to their end of the ropes. It's set again. Frodo looks groggy from the kick. The referee checks with them again to see if they are ready. Suddenly Mark yells out.

MARK FLYNN: I want you in the final Brink.

As the whistle goes, Maria looks at Flynn who is on the outside of the arena. Suddenly Frodo yanks the rope, catching Maria off guard. Frodo continues to yank, and as most of the rope of Maria comes to his end, Frodo lets go of the rope, and Maria doesn't have time to plant her feet, and falls backwards.

Frodo goes running towards the downed Brink, and leaps into the air, and flies onto Maria, catching her with a huge frog splash. He goes for the cover.

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JOEY STYLES: Wow what a great frog splash from the Dwarf king. Frodo is through to the final to meet Mark Flynn.

FINAL MATCH: LAST MAN STANDING MARK FLYNN vs FRODO SMACKINS

Just as Frodo gets to his feet, he is knocked off his feet by a spear from Mark Flynn. The referee blows his whistle to start the match.

JOEY STYLES: The referee had no other option but to start the match right there and then after the sneak attack from Mark Flynn.

Mark gets to his feet, and grabs Frodo, and whips him towards the make shift ring which has just been placed in the arena. Frodo goes smacking into the apron.

Mark walks up to the fallen Frodo, and looks down at him and starts laughing. He helps him to his feet, and then snaps a DDT.

He gets up and yells at the referee to start the 10 count.


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JOEY STYLES: Almost a ten count there. Mark has the advantage.

Mark helps Frodo back to his feet, and sends him into the ring. He looks below the ring to see what goodies are. He pulls out a 4x4.

Frodo is crawling to the other side of the ring, to get some distance. Mark jumps in to the ring. Frodo uses the ropes to get to his feet. Mark walks towards Frodo.

Suddenly Frodo bounces off of the ropes and heads towards Mark, Mark swings the 4x4, but Frodo ducks, stops and dives at Marks left leg. As Mark turns he gets taken down. He drops the 4x4.

Frodo jumps on the downed Flynn, and starts hitting him with a whole heap of punches. Flynn just tries to block. Frodo rolls off a Flynn, grabs the 4x4 and throws it into the corner. He jumps to his feet. Goes running to Flynn who is getting up, grabs him, and snaps a running bull dog. Frodo gets up and yells at the referee to start the 10 count.

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JOEY STYLES: Frodo is now on the charge. He has turned the tide of this match.

Flynn gets to his feet. Crack... Frodo hits Flynn over the head with the 4x4 he threw to the corner. Mark goes down onto the canvas.


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JOEY STYLES: Wow how'd he recover from that blow?

Mark gets to his feet, and grabs the back of his head. He turns to look for Frodo. Frodo is in the corner on the top rope. He has a chair in his hands.

JOEY STYLES: Where'd he get the chair from?

Maria Brink is seen scurring away from the ring. Suddenly jumps and catches Flynn with the chair. Flynn collapses to the floor.

JOEY STYLES: Frodo hits Mark with the chair. All he needs now is the 10 count.

The referee starts the 10 count.

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The referee blows his whistle, and grabs Smackins hand, and lifts it in the air.


JOEY STYLES: He did it, Frodo is the first Shove It Weekend Sole Survivor.

Whilst Frodo is celebrating he doesn't see Maria Brink, Kendall Savannah Sawyer, or Azrael Erebus slide into the ring. They look menacing at Frodo. Frodo turns around and stares at the three of them.

JOEY STYLES: What's this. A stand off. They look like they want to rush Frodo.

Frodo backs to the ropes, and jumps out. Leaving all three of them in the ring with them looking down at him. Frodo is seen laughing as Shove It Weekend Survivor goes off the air.

"Yay! I won. Should have pinned Flynn, though."

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy