JOEY STYLES: “The Madness is back, Maniacs, and it is now time for the main event. Tonight, the Heyman Alliance team of Kendall Sawyer and Steve Davids take on the reigning Universal Champion Azrael Erebus, and a man making his return right here tonight, Mystica!”
Ladies and gentlemen...
Paul Heyman emerges from backstage holding a microphone. Trailing behind him are two of his clients, Kendall Sawyer and Steve Davids.
My name is Paul Heyman, and it is a pleasure to give to you, two of the brightest stars within the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. It is a pleasure to bring to you the very foundation of the Heyman Alliance. The corner stone upon which the Heyman Alliance was built.
It is an honor to give to you the former European champion and current 24/7 briefcase holder, Kendallll SAWYERRR!
Her partner tonight is the power house, the cerebral, the psych sensation and the muscle behind the Heyman Alliance! He also holds a 24/7 briefcase and I guarantee each and every one of you that some day very soon, one way or another, Azrael's Universal title is coming home to the Heyman Alliance!
JOEY STYLES: “You know, he's not wrong. Both Sawyer and Davids have nearly automatic Universal title reigns within their hands!”
| ”Sick Sick Sick” by Queens of the Stone Age plays. |
JOEY STYLES: “Here he comes! Ready to have his return bout right now! The former Tag Team and United States Champion, Mystica! This will be his first match in several months! It'll be interesting to see if there is any ring rust.”
| ”Mercury Falling” by Poisonblack plays. |
JOEY STYLES: “The Universal champ! Azrael Erebus! He's gone through multiple changes in the 19 months he's been here but the one thing that always remains the same is how dangerous a competitor he truly is. This match should be one hell of a contest!”
MAIN EVENT
The Heyman Alliance
Kendall Sawyer & Steve Davids
- vs -
Mystica & Azrael Erebus
Standard Tag Team Rules
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The bell rings and as Azrael and Mystica are discussing who will start off the match, Davids and Sawyer go on the attack. Sawyer targets Azrael while Davids targets Mystica. Mystica gets tossed out of the ring and the referee desperately tries to restore order.
The official pushes Sawyer and Davids away from Azrael who remains on the mat in the corner.
Davids! Let Sawyer start!
Steve Davids exits the ring and retreats to his designated corner. Sawyer goes to town on Azrael, keeping him grounded with various stomps. Azrael finally maneuvers himself out of harms way as he staggers to his feet and stumbles into his own corner.
Don't let up!
Kendall hears the words from her manager, not that anyone couldn't. She goes to the corner and tosses Azrael to the far side. Kendall follows him into her own corner and delivers a drop kick to Azrael.
Quick tags! Quick tags! Stay fresh!
SLAP!
Kendall tags out to Davids and lifts Azrael back to his feet and places him against the corner. Davids enters the ring and proceeds toward the middle as Sawyer exits but holds Azrael in place by holding back on his chin. Davids charges toward the corner and delivers a high knee to the chin of Azrael as Kendall Sawyer releases her grip on the Universal Champion.
Azrael staggers out of the corner and Davids immediately lifts Azrael up and slams him to the mat with a tilt a whirl slam. Davids hooks the leg.
1...
2...
Azrael kicks out!
Get in position a little faster next time, ref!
JOEY STYLES: “Heyman, continuing to bark out orders and Mystica has finally made it to his corner!”
Davids is back to his feet and rips Azrael to his.
Cut off the ring! Don't let him near his corner! Wear the son of a bitch down!
Davids tosses Azrael into the Alliance corner and follows it up with a tag to Kendall Sawyer. Davids lowers his head and drives his shoulder into Azrael's midsection three times. On the third, Davids stays in position, trapping Azrael in the corner as Kendall Sawyer re-enters the match.
Kendall enters, and runs off the ropes. As she hits the ropes, Mystica pulls down the top rope, causing Sawyer to topple over the top rope and fall to the floor.
C'mon ref! That's cheating!
Davids turns his attention away from Azrael and starts to go after Mystica. The referee stops him as he nears the opposing corner. Meanwhile, on the outside of the ring, Heyman is tending to Kendall Sawyer, helping her back to her feet.
Azrael gets a full head of steam and delivers a drop kick between the shoulder blades of Steve Davids. He falls through the ropes and down to the floor, right at Paul Heymans feet. Heyman starts to help him up and realizes its 'Air Azrael' as Erebus flies over the top rope with a corkscrew plancha. Heyman quickly gets out of the way and Azrael takes out both Kendall and Davids!
Azrael is slow to get to his feet, but quickly rolls into the ring.
SLAP!
JOEY STYLES: “Azrael Erebus tags out to Mystica!”
Mystica enters as Sawyer rolls into the ring. She starts to get up, but Mystica runs at her and drives her to the mat with a bulldog. Mystica rolls her over and goes for the cover.
1...
2...
JOEY STYLES: “Sawyer kicks out!”
Mystica gets back to his feet with Sawyer remaining on the mat. Mystica drops an elbow to Sawyers chest then gets back to his feet again. He stands in wait as Sawyer starts to get up. He moves in quickly and takes her right back to the mat with a Russian leg sweep.
C'mon Kendall! Stay in it!
Mystica gets back to his feet and tags out to Azrael.
SLAP!
Kendall! They're starting to cut the ring off on you! Get it in gear!
Azrael enters the ring as Sawyer begins to get up again. Working quickly, he grabs her from behind and plants her on the mat with the cross rhodes.
JOEY STYLES: “Darkest Light!”
NO!
NO!
Azrael hooks the leg.
1...
2...
GET IN THERE, DAVIDS!
JOEY STYLES: “Davids with the save! Just in the nick of time there!”
Davids stomps away on Azrael, even after making the successful save.
GET HIM!
GET HIM, DAVIDS!
Mystica tries to interfere, but the referee stops him. Amid the distraction, Davids rolls Sawyer out of the ring and Heyman is there to gather her up. He ushers her over to their corner as the referee turns around. The ref begins to question Davids...
They made the tag, ref!
The ref makes the tag official with a slap of his own hands as Davids continues to work over Azrael Erebus. Davids lifts him off the mat and then tosses him toward the ropes. On the rebound, Azrael ducks under a big boot from Davids and bounces off the far side. Azrael leaps into the air with a cross body block, but unfortunately for him, Davids was ready for it, catching him in mid air.
Slam the son of a bitch, Davids!
Davids does as ordered, dropping Azrael to the mat with a fall away slam.
Keep on him! Don't let him recover! You're wearing him down!
Davids gets back to his feet and leaps into the air, dropping his leg across Azrael's head and upper chest with a leg drop. Davids gets back to his feet and lifts Azrael to his. Within a split second, Azrael is planted right back on the mat with a cork screw neck breaker from Steve Davids.
Oh baby! That was beautiful!
Davids hooks the leg.
1...
2...
JOEY STYLES: “Mystica with the save!”
C'mon ref! Get him out of there!
The ref holds Mystica back from getting any more offense in on Davids. Davids is down on one knee and clutching the back of his head. Azrael is crawling towards the corner as Mystica steps out. Mystica is reaching out for the tag as Azrael Erebus inches his way closer.
Get in there, Kendall! Stop him!
Kendall tries to enter the ring and the referee immediately runs over to stop her and hold her back.
SLAP!
JOEY STYLES: “Azrael makes the tag!”
Mystica comes roaring into the ring and the referee cuts him off, ordering him out of the ring.
JOEY STYLES: “The ref never saw the tag! He's insisting that Azrael is still legal!”
Davids takes the distraction advantage by pulling Azrael across the ring toward the Alliance corner. He and Sawyer perform a blind tag, which is basically not a tag at all. Davids takes his place in the corner and Kendall enters the match dropping a series of elbows onto Azrael Erebus.
Sawyer gets to her feet and lifts Azrael to his. With his back to her, she goes for the killswitch.
JOEY STYLES: “Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness! I can't believe I said it right!”
Pin him! Pin him! It's over!
1...
2...
JOEY STYLES: “Mystica with another save!”
Mystica takes off, drop kicking an unsuspecting Steve Davids in the face. Davids plummets from the apron to the floor, and Heyman goes over to help him. Back in the ring, Mystica drags Azrael to their corner and exits the ring to reach for the tag. Azrael lifts his head off the mat and flops over on his stomach. He looks up at Mystica, then does a belly flop, slapping Mystica's hand!
SLAP!
JOEY STYLES: “The tag is made! Here comes Mystica!”
Mystica comes in with fury. He rips Sawyer to her feet by her hair and tosses her hard into the corner. She reverses the toss though, and instead its Mystica who gets sent into the corner. Sawyer charges in after him...
SMACK!
JOEY STYLES: “What a super kick from Mystica!”
The super kick connects with some authority, dropping Kendall Sawyer immediately. He hooks the leg and goes for the win.
1...
2...
CRASH!
JOEY STYLES: “It's Frodo Smackins! What the hell is he doing here!?”
The referee goes to signal for the disqualification as Frodo lands on Mystica with a splash, but his eyes catch the evil glare from Paul Heyman, instead deciding to allow the match to continue. Frodo begins to deliver a series of kicks to the ribcage of the Prophet of the Myst. With each kick, he began to pump his arms in the air. The Dwarf king stops kicking Mystica, and lifts him to his feet before delivering a powerful Shayouken! With Mystica down he hooks his leg for the pin, and demands the ref start counting it.
1...
2...
The ref stops counting and shoves Frodo off. Azrael rushes into the ring to try and get Frodo away from Mystica. Frodo doesn't fight back he just gets to his feet and makes a heart with his hands before separating it and giving Azrael a sad face. He then turns and runs to the back before winking at Davids as he climbs up to the apron.
JOEY STYLES: “Here come the troops! It's Tommy Gunn and Vellore Brommer!”
Gunn and Vellore enter the ring with a running slide as Frodo slides out of the ring right between them. Gunn and Vellore get to their feet and realize Frodo has escaped.
Get that fuck out of here!
Gunn and Vellore slide back out of the ring and Frodo slides right back in, between them. Gunn and Vellore start to get pissed and slide back into the ring, and again Frodo slides out, right between them.
GET HIM!
This time, Frodo takes off. Gunn and Vellore give chase as Mystica and Kendall Sawyer begin to recover. Davids enters the ring and so does Azrael. They charge toward each other and Azrael ducks a lariat. Azrael bounces off the ropes and just as Davids turns around, Azrael nails him with a shining wizard.
Davids falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Azrael gets back to his feet and look over the top rope at Davids. Just as Erebus turns around, he himself is hit with a clothesline from Kendall Sawyer. The clothesline sends Azrael up and over the top and down to the floor right beside Davids.
Kendall then returns her attention to Mystica...
SMACK!
JOEY STYLES: “The Mystikick!”
Mystica nails the running enziguiri and proceeds to drag Sawyer towards the middle of the ring.
NO! DAMMIT!
Mystica hooks the leg.
1...
2...
3!
| WINNER(S): Mystica & Azrael Erebus |
JOEY STYLES: “Mystica picks up the hard fought victory here in one of the best tag team matches I have ever seen in my entire career! This one really could have gone either way! Davids and Sawyer most certainly gave it their all and if just one more move had gone their way, I firmly believe they would be the winners tonight!
“OH SHIT!”
SMACK!
Davids nails Mystica in the back of his head with the 24/7 briefcase, dropping him instantly. He then gets out of the ring and lifts up Azrael Erebus and tosses him into the ring. Davids slides back in as Azrael staggers to his feet. Kendall Sawyer is standing there with her briefcase and smacks it off the top of Azrael's head, dropping him again.
Davids lifts Azrael to his feet...
Cash it in Davids! Bring the title home!
JOEY STYLES: “Davids is cashing in!?!?!!!???!
“GAME OVER!!!!
“GAME OVER!!!!
“GAME OVER!!!!”
Davids nails the praying mantis bomb and gets to his feet. He stares at his briefcase as he nears the referee.
JOEY STYLES: “If he hands it over, its official, he's cashing in!”
Lights Out!
BOOOOOMMMM!
Firey flamages.
JOEY STYLES: “O Fortuna! It's Duke!”
Duke's voice is heard through the arena and amid the darkness.
SEBASTIAN DUKE: “Steve Davids...
“I've not forgotten your time within my Brotherhood...
“Your time as Universal Champion looms on the horizon...
“Unfortunately, Steve...
“Your time in the sun, doesn't come tonight!”
LIGHTS ON!
JOEY STYLES: “Duke has Davids! Duke has Davids!”
JOEY STYLES: “DARKNESS FALLS!”
GET OUT OF THERE KENDALL!
Kendall retreats as Gunn and Vellore storm down to the ring and drag Davids out of the ring. Duke grabs the Universal title from the official and helps Azrael Erebus to his feet. Duke hands the title to Azrael...
JOEY STYLES: “Paul Heyman is livid!
“Steve Davids was 3 seconds from the Universal title until Sebastian Duke spoiled it! We're out of time! The Madness returns next week!”
SPECIAL THANK YOU:
Mark Flynn
@westcornfield
Morbid Angel
Miranda Tigris
Archie Lawson
Ozymandias
Frodo Smackins
Shelby Cobra
Mystica
I couldn't do it without you. |
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