A flock of sheep is seen coming together.


It was like they were having a meeting.

Said one sheep to the rest of the flock:

"Baa Baa Bababba Baa Baa"

Translation: "I've just heard through the sheep vine that this yankee wants to come and rape us."

There was a lot of: "Baas" amongst the flock

Translation: "Oh no."

Their leader speaks: "Baa baa, baababa baba babababababa baaa baa baa baa baabbaa baba baaaaa."

Translation: "Quiet. Who has made these allegations?"

"Baa Baa Baa baaa bbaa a aaa ba baaa"

Translation: "A Yankee, who is a dwarf, calling himself Frodo Smackins?"

Their leader speaks: "Baa baa, baababa baba babababababa baaa baa baa baa baabbaa baba baaaaa baaa baaa baaaa."

Translation: "Who is Frodo Smackins?"

"Baa Baa Baa baaa bbaa a aaa ba baaa"

Translation: "Exactly."