(06-30-2014, 04:06 PM)the oz man cometh and he Said:

Date: June 30, 2014
Arena: Air Canada Centre
City: Toronto Canadre

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Splat! A plunger just smacked Reeve in the side of the face and shit splattered off of it!


Hello, rag boy!


Sid Fedre kicks Reeve between the legs with his boat foot and then jams the handle of the plunger into Reeve's mouth, forcing it back so far into his throat that it forces him to the ground. Sid starts jamming the wooden stick deeper and deeper.


You like takin' that wood deep in yer throat, boy?


Vomit sprays up into Sid's face as his eyes light up with an intensity that only a pure psychopath could have at such a time.





He pulls the stick out of Reeve's mouth and bats him across the face with the shitty rubber end of the plunger.


Why ya got shit on yer face, kid? Eh? What's goin' on with you, boy?


Sid puts the plunger right over Reeve's face and starts...plunging! The sound is this really sudsy, soppy sound thanks to the fact that the plunger was also covered in piss in addition to having all kinds of fresh shit stuck up inside of it.


Oh man, yer really clogged, boy! When's the last time somebody plunged all the damn semen out of yer throat?


He plunges harder and harder, finally running out of breath and just leaning into the stick to keep his balance.


Thanks fer yer business, son. I'll send ya the bill.


Splat! -- One last smack as a thick shit print sticks to Reeve's unconscious face. Sid hobbles away, whistling a pleasant tune.

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"Ho-Train" by The GodFather, feat. DJ D-Lo Brown plays

Selena walks out onto the ramp. She stands there for a Moment taking in The Scene before walking down the ramp and to the ring. She hops up onto the apron, using the ropes to help her up to her feet, from there she steps through the ropes very slow and sexual like, she shakes her ass and gives a little Show before stepping through the ropes fully and into the ring. She walks to one of the corners or leans on the ropes or fucks a duck as she waits for the match to start.

"WeatherMan" by Dead Sara, feat. DJ Donald and MC Dodgers in the 24th & 1/2 Century plays

But nothing happens. Shel-Shel Baskerville looks around Clueless, as usual.

"Possession" by Sarah McLachlan plays again for the first time (?)

More nothing.


JOEY STYLES: "I'm being told there is a disturbance in the Force, we are going to try and take you there right now."


The camera fades from the announcers table to the back service entrance where a shouting match has erupted between Jack Hoff and XWF's "Russo & Bichoff Security". Jack is trying to push his way in but R. being rebuffed by security and New Blood Member Ralphus. General MAN/WOMANager Ozymandiasshole walks through Heyman's Fat Ass and stands between them mud flaps and The Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.


"THE NOTORIOUS" BIG POPPA HOFFEDER: "What is the meaning of this Ozy man?"

OZYMANDIAS OZBOURNE THE IV: "Very simple. You and your Deity's DragQueen friend are done here. Just like Paul Heyman has banned you from any Heyman sanctioned event you have now been banned from any event sanctioned by me. Not only that, I just got off--





--the phone with the brain trust (?) that is the Warfare General Managers and they wanted me to pass a long, hard cock through my mouth and right into yer ear that you have also be banned from Warfare. Now if you would kindly take all your videos and your pictures--






-- and get out of my face before I have Candy Cain and Frosty The Snowman beat you to death with their icicles. Which is Innuentendo 60 For "Cock". Hell, I may even let Paul get a few shots in with his sawed-off Jewish peckerwood, I know how much he would love that."



"JACK HOFF": "But Ozy man this is me talking (lolnope), we can work this out. Besides Reeve is in there, I gotta go get off..."

OZYMAN/WOMAN/JESSIE-CAH-DIAS: "Oh you mean this Reeve?"





Reeve is illiterally tossed out of the billding (told ya so) like yesterday's parm. His face still has a red ring around it from the head of the parm. His mouth and nose is covered in parm and his parm is parm parm parm. Porn. Starring Vickie and Shelby. Paulie gives it two chubby thumbs up, and I'm pretty sure you know where they're pointed.





VINNY-RU: "Security, please feel free to use lethal force if you wish."


NATURAL BORN JOBBERZ:








The stable of security guards rush Hoff and Gordon and Ralphus and Kwee-Wee, pushing them further back from the building and eventually down to the ground where they begin beating the hell out of them with night sticks and boots and old Heyman/Guerrero sex tapes, now on sale at a Wal-Mart bargain bin near you. The camera fades back in to the announcers table where Joel Gertner is still dancin' with excitement. He quickly grabs his headset and puts it back on.





THE QUINTESSENTIAL STUD CRUMPET: "And well, well, WELL. It is I, the quinte-SSENTIAL Love Muffin, the Jack that ALLLLLL the ladies want Hoff, the Parmasean King in the Realm of Xtreme. JOEL-- 'Nothin' could be finer, than walkin' in the XWF Diner, with a pecker that's bigger than a Joanie named Chiner"--- Gertneeer. And it looks as though The Hoffster will not be appearing on tonight's show, or any Show for that matter. I guess that means Shelby Corba COBRA, gets a free win."

"Big Sexxxi Bitch", Shelby Nash - vs - "Jack Hoff" Standard One Screwjob

Winner: Shelby Cobra Commander cuz "Jack Hoff" met Thor's Banhammer

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JOEY STYLES: "OH MY GAWWWWDDDDD I'M STILL GIDDY WITH EXCITEMENT, CATFIGHT, CATFIGHT, CATFIIIGHT!!"

(09-22-2013, 02:46 PM)Christine Nash Said: Wow... I got one kick. LOL

(07-01-2014, 04:35 AM)Christine Nash 2.0 for WorkStations Said: "For some reason. I feel cheated. I was hoping to pound that fucker's face in.
God dammit Oz man, You should have just let me kick his ass and then thrown him out of the building."

redman Said:"Are you ready for War?"

mr. ziggles Said:"BRING IT ON."