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Mastermind · **06-15-2014, 02:07 AM**

The camera fades in to the mansion of Mastermind, it finds him watching an old episode of lost.

KATE:

Quote:"Maybe you should just do it."

JACK:

Quote: "No. It's a button."

LOCKE:

Quote: "I can't do this alone, Jack. I don't want to. It's a leap of faith, Jack.

Mastermind pauses the television, and looks at the camera.

"And there we have it ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Those three words are what this is all about. A Leap of Faith. The title to the Pay Per View next weekend. The title to my first pay per view in the XWF. The title to what I am going to be facing next week. It's all about my leap of faith.

"Next week at Leap of Faith I am in the Ark of The Convenant Title Match. A 20 minute match, Xtreme rules, Unlimited title changes throughout those 20 minutes, and the one with the title at the end, is the champion. What is the Ark of The Convenant? It's a title here in the XWF, that you can get through clever trickery usually, but on Pay Per Views it's up for grabs. I'm in this match. I'd rather prefer to be in another title match, but beggers can't be choosers. I'm going up against 5 other people.

"The Defending champion Mr XWF. I hate this dude, he disgusts me like Frodo Smackins does. He thinks he is the People's Cock. Now come on that's just sick, anyway I'm planning on doing some damage when I get the chance.

"Then there is Alexandra Callaway. She's hot. She's been here almost a year, shes a former UFO Champion. She looks to be the dark horse here so to speak. Now, not that I'm into fighting chicks, but she seems to take that to the extreme. Isn't what this is all about. Taking the Leap of Faith to the extremes.

"There there is JJ Zilla. Not much is known about this person. This person has joined a few days ago, so if JJ Zilla shows up so be it. The least said the better at the moment is what it's all about.

"Then there is Soupcan O'Malley. Looks like another Hillbilly like Waylon. God not two hillbillies in XWF. He's been here about Almost two months. He looks to be taken serious, that hippy life style can bite you on your bum if you aren't careful.

"Then lastly there is Joey Hawkins. A Matt Hardy look a like. Not that there's nothing wrong with Matt Hardy, but Joey seems to be amongst it well enough in the XWF. He's been here almost 4 months. He might be the second dark horse beyond Alexandra in this match.

"So what do you think I think of my chances, find out during the week up to the pay per view. God I love lost, I can pull quotes out of my arse at any time. In all seriousness though, I think I have a 1 in 6 shot in winning this. Good luck opponents, may your Leap of Faith be tested."

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