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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-14-2014)

"Why the fuck do you continue to pester people, as if anyone cares what you have to say or do? In all seriousness, do you think this federation was better before you, or after you came along? Before. When no one knew you. When you were just a thought in your daddy's sack. Kill yourself. End it now. Don't bother responding. I'd rather shoot my cock with a 1911 then listen to a single thing you have to say. You fucking shemale piece of shit. I thought Ally, and Gilly were bad. You're like them combined with less genitals. Found a picture of you,

."

"Notice the lack of cock and balls, or even snatch? Yep. Kill yourself."

Kendall Savannah Sawyer · (06-13-2014)

(06-13-2014, 08:26 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Why the fuck do you continue to pester people, as if anyone cares what you have to say or do?"

Isn't doing this exact same thing the only reason you haven't been left in the dust yourself?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-13-2014, 08:36 PM**

"Psst, I'm not even half as bad as him. I mostly contain myself to Peter. He does it to just about everyone. Anyway, how you been? You wanna go back and see how many times you can slap me for hitting on you before we either end up in my bed and you catching fire from a weird accident involving drugs, vodka, and fire, or I end up going home crying? I bet 5."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-14-2014)

wow a pic of u?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-14-2014)

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"No, that's me. Come on, man. You know my face, you see it while you sleep. Don't act like you don't. Did you forget what my kids look like, too?"

AlexandraCallaway · (06-14-2014)

"Frodo, Rayne is a cakewalk compared to you. Rayne maybe annoying, but he knows when to back off. You are incapable of that." She looks confused for a moment. "Holy fuckballs what is happening to me. I never thought I'd say that someone was more annoying than Raynebow Brite."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-13-2014, 11:15 PM**

"Fuck off, you whore. If anyone wanted your opinion they'd either ask Eli, Griffin, or Radio's. It's common knowledge that you only get opinions from the last cock stuffed down your throat. This week it was prolly your dad's though."

Kruzifix · **06-14-2014, 01:42 AM**

Alright, Froyo, let's get one GAT DAM THING perfectly fuckin' straight right here, right now ya smarmy lil piss-ass piss-ant. Reeve might be raYne, raYne might not be dead, I don't really give two shits, but I coulda SWORN I buried that pixie six feet fuckin' DEEP--

http://www.xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=12815

...But one thing I DO know, Fagginz? Is that I ain't no gat dam Show, an' I SURE AS H-E-DOUBLE HELL ain't no Jizz Storm.

I am the one an' only Kidd Rawk, the American GatDam Fatass, I'm the BY GAWD MuddaFukka that will J-J-J-JACK you the fuck up, an' leave you beggin' "OH MISTAH JACK, NO MO', I CAIN'T TAKE NO MO', MASTAH PLEASE", an' I will bitch smack the taste right outside yo' mouth, Fairy Boy.

You like breakin' out knives, huh? Namin' 'em after 80s singers that'd cure that insomnia Calla-gay had after spendin' THE MOST BORIN' NIGHT OF HER LIFE WIT' YER GOOD OL' JR TOLKIEN ASS? Well bitch, I'mma SHOW YOU 'Sting', when I take out my 12 inch Scorpion and stick it STRAIGHT UP where the sun don't even THINK about shinin'!!

Y'all come at me wit' yer fire, scarecrow, an' I will give a whole new meanin' to the words 'Scorpion Deathdrop' when I DROP YO' BITCH ASS QUICKER THAN PETEY PARMIN' GILMO' DROPPIN' 12 PEPPERONI PIZZA PIES DOWN HIS GULLET AT CHUCK-E-CHEEZ!!

An' BY THE GAWD DAMNED WAY

I wouldn't posted that pic ah yuz

Woulda ran wit' the first. Looked a shit ton better.

Git a gat damned shave, bitch.

#You
#Dont
#Know

~Jack

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-19-2014)

(06-13-2014, 10:57 PM)Frodo Smackins Said:

"No, that's me. Come on, man. You know my face, you see it while you sleep. Don't act like you don't. Did you forget what my kids look like, too?"

I don't dream about you

. I dream about hot sexy women like my wife maria brink. (Without the aids)

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-14-2014, 07:09 AM**

"Peter, you think of me when you beat off. Hoff, raYne, Cpt. Dickless, the knife was the one Lord of the Rings. Where I took my name from. How didn't you get that?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (07-16-2014)

I don't beat off to u

stfu

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-16-2014)

"Maria told me you call my name as you cum. I call yours as I cum. Do you still feel me? I still feel you. If things between Mandii andI don't work maybe you and I cab give it a go."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-19-2014)

I think you still got a concussion from our match. you're being delusional

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-14-2014, 03:58 PM**

"If I got one, yes. I would still have it. But I don't, I just know you love me. So, dinner, Tuesday? My place. Attire, no pants."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-19-2014)

sure i'll bring the BBQ and burn your dick off and then give it to the neighbor's dog

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-14-2014, 05:12 PM**

"But, I don't have a neighbor. Unless burn my dick off is code for use your asshole to start a fire on my crotch, and feed it to the neighbor's dog is code for having me cum in Maria Brink's mouth. I like that idea, Peter."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-19-2014)

u sir need to die

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-14-2014, 07:36 PM**

"So you keep saying, and no one keeps listening. Just like when you claim to not be a pedophile, rape victim, fat, or cock sucker."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-19-2014)

u need more polish for my belts?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-14-2014, 07:40 PM**

"Won't be polishing my belts for anyone. Especially not me. I use it as a semen catcher. I just sit there for hours getting stoned and jerking on it."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-19-2014)

ill make sure to clean it after I beat u and Scorpio

~~Rain~~ · **06-16-2014, 05:40 PM**

ooc: Petey....that line about the BBQ and FroYo's neighbor's dog? Frickin' classic.

(06-14-2014, 07:09 AM)Froyo Fagginz Said: "Peter, you think of me when you beat off. Hoff, raYne, Cpt. Dickless, the knife was the one Lord of the Rings. Where I took my name from. How didn't you get that?"

"Oh, I dunno, maybe the same way you can't get it through your thick, ever-lovin', cock-goblin mind that I am not 'Hoff'. As I am not a short, fat, slob. In fact, come to think of it.....shouldn't YOU be the one that's mistaken for Jack?

"Petey......keep a close eye on the main event of Madness. And FroYo?

"Keep your eyes open, you Elvin bitch."

#FuckinWitFrodo
#TickTock

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-16-2014, 05:53 PM**

"Can't you get it through your head that I don't give a shit what your name is. I really could not care less about you and Hoff if I tried. Honestly, all your attempts as getting under my skin will just fail. You probably should move on."

~~Rain~~ · **06-16-2014, 06:22 PM**

(06-16-2014, 05:53 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Can't you get it through your head that I don't give a shit what your name is. I really could not care less about you and Hoff if I tried. Honestly, all your attempts at getting under my skin will just fail. You probably should move on."

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=12879

(06-12-2014, 12:42 AM)Reeve Alexandra Gordon Said:
(06-12-2014, 12:38 AM)Michael McBride Said: "There isn't any hope for you."

You're probably right.

~R.

"People may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do." ~ Lewis Cass

"A promise is a cloud; fulfillment is rain." ~Arabian Proverb

#TickTock

Kruzifix · **06-19-2014, 06:04 AM**

Jack: Alright. Two things. I'mma make this quick cuz firstly off all jackfuck I AM NOT SPARKLES MCBUTTERFREE.

Jack: I am Jack MuddaMudda Hoff. An' yes that's a Monster Magnet reference, but anyhell, I DO NOT TALK FAH HOURS.

Jack: An' unlike The Jizz Storm, I don't care what'cher real name is, I'mma keep callin' you FroYo, FroHo, FroYoHoHo an' a merry ol' soul cuz THAT'S HOW I RICK ROLL, BITCH. I am the one an' only Kidd Rawk, The American Fatass, your personal lord an' savior, The Fuhrer of Fat, the Messiah of Masturbation, a whole buncha other pointless nicknames, an' YOUR NEXT 24/7 CHAMP, YOU BETTAH BELIEVE IT BUCKO!!

Jack: Wouldja call Griff 'N.A.Z.I.'? Or wouldja call Sebastian 'Paulie'?? Or wouldja call Azrael 'Gio', or wouldja call Sweaty Petey a future tag team champ, NO YOU WOULD NOT CUZ THEY ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON.

Jack: Which brings me tah my next point. I am not Raynebow Dash, cuz I HATE PETEY FRICKIN PARAMORE!! That's right, bitch, why'dya think I put tah-gether the Parm World Order? It sure as shit ain't cuz I'm puttin' tah-gether "Gilmour's Army 2.0 fer WorkStations", NEH-EH. No siree bob. I don't fuck around, I don't pass myself off as his soldier CUZ I AM HIS WORST GAT DAM NIGHTMARE COME TAH LIFE AN' I WILL SEE HIM FALL ON THE FIELD AH BATTLE, HOO-RAHHH!!

Jack: You try an' poke at him, well bitch, the bear will claw yer eyes out. Only Jack F'n Hoff has the honey tah lure him in an' clamp his foot in the trap AH MY BIG, BEEFY MANDINGO. An' no that is not 'unnieundo' or however ya say it, cuz I am not Raynbow Sunshine, an' I don't swing that way, I'm talkin' I WILL HAVE A HUGE BLACK MAN SHOVE HIS COCK SO FAR UP PETER GRIFFIN'S POOP SHOOT HE GUNNA BE SINGIN' SOPRANO LIKE TONY AN' I DON'T MEAN SANTOS.

Jack: And secondly of all.....thirdly. I forget, anyfuck, yer gonna die.

Jack: That's right. You. Are gunna. Die.

The camera opens.

A figure stands before the camera.

But......it is not Jack.

[Image: AshSteen.jpg]

"boo, bitch."

The figure leans back, smiling at the camera.....wearing a brand-spankin' new piece of XWF moi-chendise.

[Image: reeve-classicgilly_zpse2cd2b1c.png]

[Image: reeve-classicgilly_zpse2cd2b1c.png]

"that's right, froho. i toldja, i ain't raynebow brite..... 'classic' reeve gordon here, reminding you. we.are.many.

"the preceding announcement....has been paid for.....by Legion. tick, tock, bitch. only a matter of time.

"get that ass ready. along w/those belts.

."

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To

| ;) |

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=6108 | 'cryptic message'

(08-30-2013, 06:38 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: some strange message has been seen on Peter Gilmour's website Humankiller99.com

It's all coming to fruition.. the prophecy will be fulfilled..

soon..

BLOOD

WILL

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Those who have turned their backs on the creator.. they will meet their maker!

the end is near for the XWF.. the demon... HAS AWAKEN!

[We get this picture attached to the message]

The screen then goes from black to blood red... what could this mean?

More news to follow.

[Image: ppv_leapoffaith08.jpg]

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (07-16-2014)

ummm ok then

~~Rain~~ · **06-19-2014, 08:38 PM**

OOC/IC: Pete.....Reeve has the power to become anyone. Ever. He tricked Frodo into believing he was Hoff. Then, he became the old you.

Because the new you is going to kill him.

Trust me. I know there's still some doubt in you, and it is for good reason, as it is with many others.

This Saturday will be the day the doubt is laid to rest. Along with all remnants of what I once was.

Believe....or be left behind.
Rawk on, brutha.

~R.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-20-2014)

"Ok, I normally ignore you, but have to chime in. I don't care if you're not raYne, or if you're not Hoff. You're all the same person. You all act the same, speak the same, do everything the same. All you do is go on with some stupid indie film 9 hour long drama shit and then talk like you know people. You talked about how I'm not a good father, and failed to raise Katie properly or something, I don't know. I fell asleep. Point is, are we surprised I'm not the world's greatest father? I am a drug addict. And a dealer. And a rapist. How did we expect all of these to add up to greatest father ever?

Also, can I point out, I met Katie 3 months ago. And in that three months, I bought her a new car, bought the business she worked at because I felt her position was too low for her, and now she runs the entire thing, and I even had her move in with me. She is clearly more than just dollar signs."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-19-2014, 09:53 PM**

She's a whore

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-19-2014, 09:56 PM**

"No, she is a former stripper. There's a difference. Well, she does run a whore house. And I did take 4 million so Flynn can date her. I dunno if that's prostitution, though."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (07-16-2014)

If u sold her to flynn its prostitution

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-20-2014)

"It wasn't so much that he bought her, he just paid me money like a dowry. And I know what prostitution is, trust me. It got me laid a lot."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-25-2014)

By gay men

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **06-20-2014, 06:16 PM**

"Surprisingly, no. For a while I would only sleep with men if I was fucked up, it was mostly women for me then. Now that I'm always fucked up it goes pretty much the opposite. Believe it or not, Peter. There was a time when I only slept with women."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (07-16-2014)

In your dreams maybe lol

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-12-2014)

"Nah, it was when I was 16 to 22. Before I started to drink, and years before I took anything else. Back then I wasn't as much fun as I am now. You'd have hated me. Not like you do now."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (07-16-2014)

id have killed you back then..

~~Rain~~ · **07-12-2014, 12:31 PM**

(06-20-2014, 10:15 PM)classic Fuckin Gilmour Said: id have killed you back then....

R: I believe it. By the way--

Fredwardo Butnuggitz Said:i know what prostitution is, it got me laid a lot

R: No shit sherlock, you don't have much choice do'ya-- Now, then, in the year 20XX, EVER??

R: I'm sayin' yer u-g-l-y. And you ain't got no....

R: ....reason to believe otherwise, just like I have no reason to believe you see your daughter as anything more than a shit ton of dollar $$$igns. In fact--

"OHMIGAWD DEGRASSI'S ON!!"

r: like, ohmigawd, ohmigawd, OHMIGAWD YOU GUYZZ!! XD Like, anywayzzzz... you said there was a time you used to only sleep with gals, SHUT-UP, no waaai!! Bish, iAm 100% *snap,snap* ALLLLL bi, from birth to death till iRIIIIISED up, #knowwhatimsayiiin?! XP But anywAyzz, Sweetie Petey, I HEARD YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT DREAMZZ!! Pshhh.... that's MY shiz, hun, you need tah fill yer role, and drill my hole!!....I think that's how it goes, but I think Frodo would know, he's OPEN 24/7, ALLL NIIIIGHT LOOOOONG and STRONG, hollaaaaah!! ^_^ btw, i.i.c.b.srs.4.a.min.?

//shutupRayne

|CUT|

--reeve appears--

WITHOUT_BEING_INTERRUPTED\\

[Image: lance_zpse2d84a61.jpg]

"You sold your daughter, Frederick. Try to deny it, but you know it to be The Truth. You don't see her as 'dollar signs', fine then. You see her as an investement. Something to put money in for the future, and knowing full-well you'll never make it as a legitimate professional wrestler? You know, having to resort to cheap gimmicks as opposed to true in-ring ability? You realize she remains your safety net, nothing more, nothing less. I can crack all the jokes I want, I can attempt to be an evil, rotten bastard, as opposed to where I've come from, but the fact remains. There is something that seperates someone like you from someone like me, and you can hurl all the insults you wish, but the Truth is--

"Pride. Honor. Respect. Dignity. Class. Ethics, drive, heart, desire, things you know nothing about. You run me down, tell me you wish to never face me, I tell you I wish for The Truth, and the Truth is you're afraid. You can point out the bright lights, the flashy signs all you want but when it boils right down to it? I've proven my ability. I've proven what I bring to the table, and I can't be held responsible for your choice to close your eyes. You want proof, look no further than my initial promo for WarFare, look no further than the battle ground itself, as I defeat three men in my true debut, this coming Wednesday, right here in The Realm Of Xtreme, Peter? I wish for you to do one thing.

"Step up. Step up to this.....person....in a one on one challenge, no holds barred, no excuses, no alibis. Prove him wrong.....prove me right, do the same with Gunn, because I can guarantee you? If you allow your focus to drive you, your desire? These two cretins will both meet the same fate. Backs, on the mat, staring up at the lights, for three seconds, and that's The Truth.

"Now...all Rise, for the playing, of The Legionary Anthem."

(06-19-2014, 06:04 AM)Jack MuddaFukkin Hoff Said:
"It feels like a good day to rise."
~Maria.Fuckin'.Brink.
|we are eternal|

#JackWitTheTrack//r.i.p.

#AreYouReadyToAwaken?

--sing until your lungs give out--

||what happens when the joKe dies?||

--it's gonna be LEGION......wait4it.....--

#WeRImmortal || #ThisIsWar

--gimme an oh hell yea--

...ary//tbc

Archie Lawson · (07-12-2014)

I hate more of this roster than anyone will ever know

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **07-12-2014, 01:39 PM**

"Whatever your name is this week, know that there is no fear of you. None. Not a little bit. I will face anyone on this roster. Look at the people I've faced, Tommy Gunn, Amos James, Sebastian Duke, Classic Gilly, Nazi, and of course Azrael Erebus. How many of them was I afraid of? None. I'm not afraid to face a single person. Now, why won't I face you? It's simple, because I don't want to have to sit through a single promo of yours. I would rather catch AIDs and lose my cock. Now, you say I'm not a legitimate wrestler? I'd say you don't know what's up, then. I take on matches 90% of the time. Hell, I asked for 3 matches in a 7 day period. That's pretty legit. I'm one of the hardest workers here, so better get your facts right, bitch.

Maybe I did sell Katie, except here's the funny thing. She hasn't gone on a date with him yet, she hasn't been alone with him, nothing. So if I really sold her to Flynn, I did a horrible of transferring the goods. And, I can get laid without paying. As seen by the mass sex I've had on camera. Plus, I fucked Thraxx. Didn't you and Black wanna do that?"

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