OOC: I will be doing live updates on this as every pin attempt goes through.

"Ok, so we've had to rework some things with tonight's two other matches. Sid Feder had an unknown issue with his peg leg, something about termites and woodpeckers, so he had to be whisked away back to wherever it is Old Feder's go to, we can't have a one man hangman. So I've decided to swap things up. We're now going to have a fatal fourway, but with a change up. Instead of being the Musical Chairs we're doing something new. A Boy or Girl match. What this means ladies and gentlemen is that the match will go on as a normal one, but when a pin is made, the pinner guesses if a model is boy or girl. If he gets it right he eliminates a competitor. Last man standing wins. Let the match begin."

The match starts off with a Arville kicking one of Table's legs out from under him, literally, causing Table to collapse while Morbid Angel grabbing Dim and literally throwing him into the turnuckle. He runs over and hits a boot to Dim's face. He quickly picks Dim up by his throat and choke slams him on the mat. Table looks at Arville with his table eyes and emits a loud growl of doom! Table then regrows his leg and turns two of his legs into fists. He is now standing up tall like a table human hybrid. It's the weirdest thing. He began to throw his table fists at Arville's face, before Arville caught him with a roundhouse kick to his Table face.

Morbid grabs Dim by the hair and lifts him high in the air before throwing a fist to Dim's throat, and one more to his chest. He throws Dim down and begins steps on him. He gestures and the ref goes to make the pin.

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"Ok, Morbid Angel, it's time for you to guess. Boy or girl. Was this lovely model born a boy or a girl. Bring out the lovely model."

The model comes to the top of the ramp



"Ok, Morbid. Boy or girl."

Morbid looks confused and he begins to scratch his head and thing.

"Boy?"

"Correct. Now, who are you eliminating?"

"Dim."


The match continues with the Arville and Table now locking up and exchanging blows. Table gets the upper hand with a solid uppercut to Arville followed by a knee to the gut. Arville reals over while Table picks him up and drops him with a suplex. Arville responds with a leg sweep knocking Table to the ground. With both men down Morbid runs over and picks them both up. He takes one look at the mutated mangled mess that is Table, and just tosses him over to the corner while he begins to throw punch after punch after punch into Arville's face. Arville counters with a quick thumb to Morbid's eye before delivering a quick knee to the jaw of his captor. One quick punch to Morbid's eye and Arville is dropped.

Arville knicks Morbid's bad knee, sending the juggernaut to his other knee. Table omes up quickly from behind with a... a damn Chair. Table begins beating Morbid's back with a chair while Arville is throwing punches to his face. The chair is getting bent rather badly at this point, so Table drops it. As he does Arville grabs Morbid for a DDT, which sends the big man down. Arville hooks the leg and goes for the pin.


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Break up by Table As Morbid lifts up his shoulder right into Arville's face. Morbid stands up, kicks Table's legs out from under him before picking Arville up and choke slamming him through Table. He then goes for the pin on both of them.


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"So, time for the guess. Come down, Belle."



"Easy. That's a boy."


"Sorry, but that is a girl. Born and raised a girl. Proper vagina and all. The match continues, no elimination!"

Morbid Angel gets up and angrily begins to stomp Table and Arville before picking them up again. This time as he does Table delivers an upper cut to Arville followed by a headbutt to Morbid's pectorial, hitting him directly in the nipple. This causes the Beast to release them and recoil to the back of the ring. Arville and Table lock up again, this time Arville is demolishing Table with a series of punches and kicks, followed by irish whipping Table into the ropes. On the rebound Arville hits him with a jumping side kick to Table's mutant chest. Table is down so Arville runs over and climbs the corner turnbuckle.

As Table starts to get up he's hit with a Flying Double Axe handle from the top rope. Table holds his table top in pain as Arville pulls Table to his feet and hits him with a swinging neck breaker, which he quickly turns into a pin attempt.

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"Ok, Arville. You know the rules. Guess the gender of the model."



"That's a child of God, my friend. Its gender does not matter to the Lord."

"Right, but it does to me. So, guess the genitals."


Morbid Angel comes running over and pulls Arville off of Table, and forces him into a full nelson.

"Gash or Cock. Which is it, Mormon boy."

"If I must guess. Boy."

"Correct. Now, name the eliminated."

Morbid tightens his hold on Arville.

"Table."


Morbid keeps holding onto Arville, trying to choke him into submission, but the ref breaks it up. Morbid backs off while Arville runs at him to hit him with a spear. It fails to take Angel down, but instead he picks Arville up and hits him with Gott is Tott (crucifix Powerbob). With Arville down, Morbid goes for a pin.

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KICKOUT!


Morbid gets up and grabs Arville, and carries him over to the top rope. He goes for a Satan's Fall! Arville gets out of it at the last second, and leaps from the ropes onto the apron. Morbid hops off after Arville, but Arville moves out of the way and Morbid crashes into the barricade. Arville slides back into the ring and climbs the ropes while Morbid goes for a double axe handle. Morbid catches him in mid air and choke slams him. Morbid goes to pin the downed Mormon.

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"Ok, time for another rendition of boy or girl! Bring em out."



"That boy is fat. He has man boobs. MOOB!"


"False! Girl. Continue!"

Morbid stand up and begins to stomp on Arville's body. Repeatedly. But Arville isn't done yet, he catches one of Morbid's stomps and twists his ankle before taking one hand off and throwing a punch to Morbid's knee. He uses this to shove the giant down, while he jumps on for a series of mounted punches.

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"Time for Boy or Girl."



"Goddamn. Boy! No, I mean girl. Girl, I say."

"Too late. Boy you guessed. And wrong. Match continues"

Arville finally moves and gets up. He leaps on the back of Morbid and begins to choke him. He gets Morbid into a full Nelson, and begins choking the beast out. Morbid is fighting hard, but he eventually goes out.

"Arville, let go and play Boy or Girl."



"That is a lovely mormon lady."

"Wrong. That is a a homess man we paid to look like Ann Romney. Match continues."


Morbid is barely on his feet at this point, so he slumps over the barricade and tries to catch his breath. Arvile slowly walks towards him thinking this will be easy. He begins charging quicker towards Morbid, he's going for a spear. But Morbid catches him mid run and lifts Arville into the air. He begins choking him. Arville is fighting to get free, but this only makes him go out quicker.

His body goes limp, so Morbid drops him.

"That was quick. Guess we need a model now."



"Boy. Man boobs of shame!"

"Correct, but since this is the final one you have to guess twice."



"Kim Petras. German boy. I am from GERMANY! I know these things."

"Correct."


"Good night folks. That's all. No snappy lines, or life lessons. Just know, incest is wrong."

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

Is this maury or the xwf???

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

MurWF

Oh and VICTORY FOREVER!