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Soupcan O'Malley · (04-29-2014)

Our scene opins as we see Jon Plex strolling down the street wearing his newly won Ark Title when he sees a homeless man with a ghetto blaster and a cup of change sitting in front of him. Being the high class individual that he is, Jon reaches into his pocket and tosses 50 cent into the homeless man's cup with deadly accuracy. Seriously, Plex was like a fucking sniper with that shit. Anyway, the homeless man gives Plex a thumbs up for his donation.

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Having done his good deed for the day Plex smiles and begins to walk off, the homeless man on the other hand sudden places a black cap on his head, picks up his ghetto blaster, AND HITS PLEX OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! Plex crumples to the ground and the homeless man lays on top of Plex in all of his smelly glory.

JonPlex · **04-29-2014, 12:24 PM**

(04-29-2014, 11:32 AM)Soupcan OMalley Said:
Our scene opins as we see Jon Plex strolling down the street wearing his newly won Ark Title when he sees a homeless man with a ghetto blaster (rapping?) and a cup of change sitting in front of him. Being the high class individual that he is, Jon reaches into his pocket and tosses 50 cent (Pimpin Curly or 50 pennies) into the homeless man's cup with deadly accuracy (pinpoint?). Seriously, Plex was like a fucking sniper with that shit. Anyway, the homeless man gives Plex a thumbs up for his donation.

http://s25.postimg.org/gi5qiayz3/hfpsoupin.jpg - Rapping for food

Having done his good deed for the day Plex smiles and begins to walk off, the homeless man on the other hand sudden p (could be jumbled word 'pen' old english pinne?)places a black cap (pinwheel?) on his head, picks up his ghetto blaster (rapping?), AND HITS PLEX OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! Plex crumples to the ground and the homeless man lays on top of Plex in all of his smelly glory.

Jon Plex holds his nose, kicks out and rolls out from underneath this vagrant!

Jon Plex
You'll never get off the streets with an attitude like that!

Plex grabs his Ark Title and walks away in search of a shower to wash the hobo off him.

Ozymandias · **04-29-2014, 01:54 PM**

Ozymandias looks over at the screen and sees a missed pin attempt:

The word cap in the sentence below translates to pin in Slovak:

Quote:Having done his good deed for the day Plex smiles and begins to walk off, the homeless man on the other hand sudden places a black cap on his head, picks up his ghetto blaster, AND HITS PLEX OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!

Ozymandias sends a ref to make a pin.

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New Ark Champ: Soupcan O'Malley

Soupcan O'Malley · **04-29-2014, 02:39 PM**

Soupcan O'Malley jumps up as if to celebrate but instead just runs off leaving the Ark Title laying there. O'Malley runs over to the fountain he was sitting in front of when he first encountered Plex, pulls his pants down, sits on the edge of the fountain and.... oh my.

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After a couple moments Soupcan looks around for something to wipe with but doesn't see anything, well, except a nearby pigeon which he quickly grabs and uses as toilet paper. After wiping Soupcan releases the pigeon and the shit covered bird quickly takes to the sky to no doubt do to others what has just been done to him. Soupcan stands there with a puzzled look on his face.

Soupcan: What was I doing again?

Soupcan then looks over at the Ark Title laying on the ground.

Soupcan: OH YEAH! To the pawn shop, Soupy is gonna be drinking good tonight!

Soupcan runs over and grabs the Ark title then runs off to pawn his newly acquired title.

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