There's a large table set out with a single microphone in the middle of it, with a larger crowd seated on the opposite side. Billy Zane walks out from behind a curtain and waves hello to the crowd before sitting down to address them.

"So, I have to announce something to you all, something that isn't much of a secret, but must be said. I am a wrestler on the XWF roster. I have retired from my acting career to focus on wrestling. I currently have had only one match, which I won. Not only did I win, I'm pretty sure I killed my opponent in the ring. Ezekiel Carter-Williams V, he hasn't been seen since our match, and I'm certain it's because he's dead."


A random member of the audience raised his hand and Billy pointed at him.


"How do you plan to respond to the rumours that you have AIDs?"

"Not that I have to defend it, but yes. I am HIV postive. And I have placed a thumbtack that was coated with my blood on your seats. Most of you have been exposed, and are likely now infected. Good going, dumbasses."

"Mr. Zane, could you perhaps issue a few words to your opponent in your next match, I believe his name is Devin Black?"


"Oh, yeah, Devin Black. He's the opposite of me, he's never won a match here. But I won't waste too much time insulting the man, he hasn't been seen since he lost to Anonymous. I think he's a bit embarrased because of his lack of victory. It's ok, not everyone can win. Look at Theo, nearly flawless record, still loses to Kinwrathi, and even lost everytime he goes up against the NWO. He wins all of these accolades, and still loses on occassion. Devin Black is sort of like that, only he always loses and he'll never win. Because he doesn't get back on the horse and try again. He just hides, like a bitch. Too many people sign up for these kind of things then leave when they don't win.

Like that Kristy Jackson girl who wrestled for the XWF, she came in with a solid win, then disappeared after she lost a few more. Face it, no one likes some wannabe hot shot can't take losing so they have to quit. That's what Devin Black is. Some bitch ass who didn't like losing his first match. We all can't be winners, and maybe he should have tried harder. Not my problem. I'm gonna inject him with my blood. For fun.

Billy got up and walked away.