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From The Desk of Ozymandias (Regarding Eli James IV)
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#1
03-25-2014, 05:22 AM

The following statement has been prepared by Monday Madness GM - Ozymandias.



Fans and Wrestlers of the XWF,


First I want to apologize to all of you for having to bear witness to the brutal attack on Eli James by the faction known as the n.W.o. The EMT's that were on scene were quick to respond and within a matter of moments had Eli James in an ambulance being rushed to a local trauma center. However we have been informed that ambulance transporting Mr. James was the victim of a hit and run, the results of which were that Eli James was taken from the ambulance and taken to destinations unknown.

At this point we do not know the whereabouts or condition of Eli James IV. We will update you if we find out anything further.


Thank you,
Ozymandias


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#2
03-25-2014, 06:19 AM

Something doesn't seem quite right.

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#3
03-25-2014, 07:29 AM

"Excuse me Mr. Ozmandouche, I think I speak for the entire XWF roster when I say: 'Who the fuck cares about Eli James? Why isn't John Samuels booked on the March 31st Madness card?'"

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#4
03-25-2014, 07:40 AM

"Because people would rather see Christine Nash. Now how does that make you feel?"

"Now be a good boy and go crawl back up Paul Heyman's ass where you belong."

"Oh and Paul, do be a good Jew and put a leash back on your dog. I would hate to have to end your reign as Madness Commissioner after one night because you couldn't control one of your people. If you can't control him how can I expect you to control the Madness roster? "


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#5
03-25-2014, 07:58 AM

"Easy there, fella. We're all friends here. I'll just take the week off, no need to do anything brash."

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#6
03-25-2014, 09:56 AM

"Is anyone caring about Eli? He did try and have me raped. Luckily Samuels and Theo came in to keep that from happening. Ozymandias, make Samuels some sort of new champion specific to him, he deserves it."
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